NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 2
Chapter 2 My Mother Won’T Let Me Talk To Fools
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Lu Xiaosu is a Douyin anchor who specializes in making some rubbing videos and has 300,000 fans.
travel.
Wherever she goes, she doesn’t forget to start the live broadcast.
Recently, Lu Xiaosu heard that Douyin set off a craze.
Right code!
It is said that when you meet a child on the road, as long as you sing “I love you in the dark alley” to him, the other party will not help but take the next sentence, revealing his identity as a primary school student.
Recently, many people on Douyin made this kind of video for fun.
Lu Xiaosu wanted to try it after hearing it.
Coincidentally, she met Su Ming.
“Brothers, there’s a child there, let’s go find him for the code!”
In front of 2,000 people in the live broadcast room, Lu Xiaosu pretended to stop and came to Su Ming’s side.
Then he hummed softly: “Love you walking alone in the dark alley?”
I thought it would be the same as the result on the Douyin.
Unexpectedly, this eight-year-old child just glanced at her and turned his head.
Su Ming thought about it.
The priority is to call the police first.
The police milf can solve all problems.
By the way, where is the police station?
Su Ming is planning to use the little genius kids phone watch to navigate.
Only listening to the “Lone Brave” sounded again.
“Love you walking alone in the dark alley?”
At first, Lu Xiaosu thought it was the children who didn’t hear clearly, so he repeated it again.
Su Ming looked at her suspiciously.
Looking at Lu Xiaosu with expectant eyes.
In an instant he understood what was going on.
The song “The Lonely Brave” is sung every day by the people in my class.
After class, the gang of third-grade children were there, “I love you walking in the dark alleys alone, I love the way you don’t kneel, I love you when you face despair, and don’t want to cry.”
Let’s just say how old are you, do you know what love is?
Su Ming’s head almost exploded.
This ran out again, and there were too many videos, and I wanted to have a secret code with myself.
Let’s just say do you have that serious illness?
Without thinking about it, Su Ming blurted out one word: “Go away!”
Lu Xiaosu: “!!!”
I was in a bad mood from the beginning. When encountering someone who was looking for scolding, Su Ming said rudely: “Excuse me, did you get kicked by a donkey in your head?”
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In the live broadcast room of “Little Men”, all the audience laughed at this scene!
——[Fuck, this young man! 】
——[“Full-level Child”. (thumbs up)]
——[This little mouth, as if smeared with honey, speaks so nicely. 】
——[Everyone uses the word please, a little polite, but not much. 】
——[Quick @good brother to see the case of the failure of the password. 】
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This time, Lu Xiaosu was choked and speechless.
Looking at the barrage in my live broadcast room, the words “rollover” are densely packed.
Seeing the fans are laughing at themselves.
Lu Xiaosu’s old face turned red, a little embarrassed.
The old lady is an adult, how can she be humiliated by a primary school student?
I don’t agree, come again!
So she walked to Su Ming and squatted down, pretending not to hold grudges, and greeted cordially, “Little brother, what’s your name?”
Lu Xiaosu wanted to use his charisma to make this little brother realize his mistake, and then apologized to himself.
Who knows the next second.
“I’m calling you a business?”
Su Ming looked unhappy, “Ma Lu, yours? What’s wrong with me calling twice?”
“???”
Lu Xiaosu was stunned: “Little brother, you misunderstood, elder sister asked your name.”
He thought that the other party would tell him his name after he explained it, but Su Ming didn’t speak anymore.
Lu Xiaosu grabbed Su Ming’s sleeve: “Little brother, why don’t you answer your sister’s question?”
With undisguised disgust in his eyes, Su Ming said seriously: “My mother won’t let me talk to a fool, otherwise I will be infected and become a fool.”
Lu Xiaosu: “!!!”
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——[(laughing and crying) God, my mother won’t let you talk to fools, 666~]
——[No problem, hot face sticking to other people’s cold butt, is this not a fool? 】
——[(Dog’s head) Pure IQ is crushed, and Miss Sister is a complete defeat. 】
——[With such a fast response, he can speak well, this child will become a great asset in the future! 】
——【……】
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After a series of punchlines, Lu Xiaosu was speechless.
I froze in place for a long time, not knowing how to refute.
With several waves of Su Ming’s performances, many viewers in the “Little Man” live broadcast room left a deep impression on him.
at the same time.
Several lines of prompts suddenly appeared in front of Su Ming.
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1+1…
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1+1…
“It has been detected that the host is currently broadcasting a reality show, and the system is activating…”
“Activation succeeded!”
Immediately afterwards, a light curtain appeared in Su Ming’s mind.
【Name】 Su Ming
【Popularity】0.2w
【Skill】No
[Lottery draw] 10,000 popularity points/time, the current popularity points are not enough, please continue to work hard.
Su Ming’s small body trembled!
After eight years of waiting, the system is finally here!
As a transmigrator, Su Ming was thinking about doing something earth-shattering when he was still in the womb.
It’s a pity that not every traveler can do everything as written in the novel.
Su Ming was an ordinary wage earner in his last life.
Plus there are parents watching.
Dragging the child’s body, he found that he still couldn’t do much.
The only thing that can be done is to take the first place in every exam.
This ability is also limited to the sixth grade.
By the time I got to junior high school, Su Ming, who was a one-dimensional linear equation or something, almost forgot.
But this is fine.
When the plug-in is paid to the account, my mother no longer has to worry about my study.
Su Ming suddenly became extremely confident.
But the next second, he suddenly realized something.
“System, you said just now… I’m doing a live reality show?”
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