NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 28
Chapter 28 Su Ming: Anything That Vibrates And Is Not Afraid Of Water! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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Just a short while.
Su Ming earned four or five hundred yuan.
Just take it as soon as it’s good, he stopped this kind of behavior of reselling photos at the right time.
Half an hour later.
Su Ming just asked for the lucky bracelet.
Lu Xiaosu was still a little reluctant.
With a flash of inspiration, she suddenly thought of a way.
So he grinned and said, “Good brother, do you dare to play a game with your sister?”
“what game?”
“I have a few brain teasers here. I’ll see if you can answer it. If you can’t answer it, lend me this bracelet for two more days.”
Good guy, Lu Xiaosu’s abacus is cracking.
Su Ming asked back, “What if I guessed it all?”
Lu Xiaosu tried to get away with it: “That’s even if you’re good!”
Su Ming thought it was funny.
The abacus hits and crackles.
No matter what, she’s not at a loss for co-authoring!
Su Ming didn’t bother to care about it, and was ready: “You ask.”
Lu Xiaosu smiled and said, “Excuse me, what kind of animal is easy to fall?”
Another brain teaser that I have never heard of and cannot be found by Baidu in this world.
The audience in the live broadcast room fell into contemplation.
However, Su Ming gave the answer without hesitation: “Fox, because the fox is cunning (feet).”
Barrage: “666.”
“Don’t be too happy.”
Lu Xiaosu said calmly, “Continue to listen to the question, may I ask why the plane won’t hit the stars no matter how high it flies?”
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——[(raises his hand) I know this question, because the stars hang higher than the planes. 】
——[What you said upstairs is definitely wrong, it should be that the plane flies during the day, and the stars appear at night. 】
——[I think it is because the aircraft has navigation and radar, which can avoid collisions. 】
——[I think the anchor is talking about the orangutan, not the stars, because the orangutan is on the ground, so the plane can’t hit it. 】
——[It may also be because of gravity, or because the anchor said that the plane did not take off at all! 】
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There are various answers on the barrage.
Everything is said, but not a single one gets to the point.
Lu Xiaosu looked at Su Ming triumphantly, thinking that he was already winning.
Actually.
Su Ming felt like he was playing a game with a fool.
“The correct answer is…”
He deliberately sold the key and hummed the lyrics: “Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of small stars, haven’t you heard this song? The plane can’t hit it because the stars will flash!”
The barrage is quiet now.
Lu Xiaosu also widened his eyes.
She had no idea how Su Ming had guessed.
It can only be said that this little brat has a terrible IQ.
That being the case.
Then he had to scale up.
Lu Xiaosu: “Which one is better, the white chicken or the black chicken?”
Su Ming: “Black chickens, because black chickens can lay white eggs, but white chickens can’t lay black eggs.”
Lu Xiaosu: “Why do geese fly to the south for winter?”
Su Ming: “Because the geese can’t go to the south, they can only fly.”
Lu Xiaosu: “There is a dog who never takes a bath, but never gets lice, why?”
Su Ming: “Dogs can only have pups, not lice.”
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Lu Xiaosu took out all his brain teasers at the bottom of the box.
I asked around a lot.
All right!
Su Ming smiled disdainfully: “That’s it?”
“You’re so proud of yourself!”
Lu Xiaosu was furious and set the flag on the spot: “The last question, if you can answer it, I will drink up the water in the toilet in the bathroom!”
Su Ming is not false: “Let the horse come over!”
“What month is my dad’s birthday?”
Youcai loves to play, but if you can’t play it, you will be fooled. Lu Xiaosu shouted loudly: “You say it, you say it!”
Su Ming was stunned.
Where does he know where to go?
Think for a moment.
Su Ming casually said a date: “August 15th, Mid-Autumn Festival!”
next second.
Lu Xiaosu was stupid: “My dad’s birthday, how did you know?”
“???”
Su Ming also didn’t expect that this would make him fooled.
Looking down, he saw the lucky bracelet on his wrist.
It dawned on him.
At this time.
The audience in the live broadcast room began to boo.
——[Didn’t the anchor just drink toilet water when he guessed right? Show it. 】
——[Hahaha, this face hit, slap! 】
——[If the anchor really drinks, I will give you a gift of 100 yuan. 】
——[Report if you don’t drink, there is fraudulent fan behavior in the live broadcast. 】
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At this moment.
Lu Xiaosu was extremely uncomfortable.
She regrets it.
I regret that I shouldn’t be so full of words.
But then again, you can’t really drink toilet water, can you?
Just when Lu Xiaosu was in a dilemma.
Su Ming spoke up in time to divert everyone’s attention.
“Your brain teasers are too simple, how about I ask you instead?”
Lu Xiaosu nodded quickly.
Su Ming said in a childish voice: “What will vibrate and buzz, and you are not afraid of water?”
Lu Xiaosu looked bewildered.
see.
Su Ming gave a hint: “This is a daily necessities.”
“Ah this…”
Lu Xiaosu’s face suddenly turned red.
After hesitating for a long time, she didn’t say why.
Seeing that what he suggested was already so obvious, this stupid girl still couldn’t guess.
Su Ming was anxious: “It’s the kind of thing you use every day!”
As soon as this word comes out.
The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!
Audience: “Fuck!!!”
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