NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 42
Chapter 42 Liars Are Puppies! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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– [(funny) You said you had nothing to do with him! 】
——[(laughing and crying) Okay, let the paper deceive people, right? 】
——[This trick can really be learned, and it may be used in the future! Going out, who hasn’t rushed to the toilet without paper. 】
——[Reminder to photographers, think about why public restrooms generally put a wastebasket instead of letting everyone flush the used paper directly. (dog head)]
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Because squatting for too long.
The photographer’s legs began to tremble uncontrollably, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Not rubbing is absolutely impossible.
He couldn’t do anything with second-hand paper in the trash.
I wanted to call the director for support.
Who would have thought that after the phone got through, there was a laughing sound of haha.
It is clear that these people already know their situation through the live broadcast.
The photographer who was laughed at felt embarrassed and hung up without saying a word.
Rely on your parents at home, rely on yourself when you go out.
He decided to find his own way.
at this time.
There was finally a movement outside.
Shaking with the figure.
Sensing that someone entered the pit next door.
The photographer looked overjoyed and learned Su Ming.
He also knocked on the partition, and asked in a pretentious manner: “Brother, what brand is your tissue? It smells so good…”
Do some work.
The elder brother next door also handed over his entire package of papers without any precaution.
this moment.
The live broadcast room was boiling again.
Audience: “666!”
The photographer divides two by three.
Wipe your butt, get up.
This time it was a whole pack of paper, and he had half a pack left after using it up, but he didn’t mean to return it.
After all, I have been in the rain, and I know that it is not good.
So he wanted to let others have a taste of the rain.
This is how you balance your mind.
The photographer was all smiles and proud of the spring breeze.
before going.
He also came to the front and knocked on the door gloating.
He deliberately said hello to the people inside: “Brother, do you know what is sinister?”
The injustice brothers inside looked stunned: “Ah? What do you mean? Where’s my paper?”
Hear the other person say so.
The perverted heart of the photographer was even more satisfied.
He laughed complacently, and then said, “Just squat in there, I’m leaving, bye bye!”
“asshole!”
The people inside could barely see the photographer’s appearance and clothes through the crack of the door, and cursed loudly.
But don’t know why.
The more the other party scolds himself.
The more excited the photographer is.
Oh, it’s just incompetent rage!
Solved the immediate problem.
The photographer’s first thought was to find Su Ming to settle accounts.
Coincidentally.
As soon as he walked out of the public toilet, he was pleasantly surprised to see this little kid standing not far away.
The photographer wanted to ask Su Ming Xingshi to ask his guilt.
But the thought of him being a kid participating in a reality show challenge.
Recklessly stepping forward may expose your identity as a photographer.
No way, he had to eat this dumb loss.
Do your job honestly.
The photographer pretended to be a passerby to approach the past and chose the shooting angle.
The live room flashed, and the screen lit up.
Su Ming’s figure reappeared in the live broadcast room.
Opposite him, there was a little boy who was shorter.
The little boy looked younger than Su Ming and was cleanly dressed, but his face was dirty.
He had a runny nose and didn’t look very smart.
He was holding something tightly in his hand.
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In fact.
Su Ming found out with conscience.
After cheating the photographer of the paper, he planned to go to a nearby convenience store to buy a pack of paper and send it over.
Su Ming did exactly that.
Bought paper.
Results are on the way back.
The lucky bracelet came into play again, bringing him a pie from the sky.
As he was walking, Su Ming saw a bright red one-hundred-yuan bill on the ground.
the only thing that is missing.
He was far away at the time.
When he walked over, the hundred yuan had already been taken by another little boy.
At this time.
Su Ming remembered a famous saying.
[The money that falls on the ground, whoever sees it first is whoever sees it first. ] – the great philosopher Wozki Shode.
So Su Ming stopped the little boy and wanted to get his money back.
“Hey, little brother!”
He stepped forward and said first, “You can’t pick up this money!”
The little boy sucked the snot near his mouth, tilted his head and looked at Su Ming: “Why can’t you pick it up?”
He doesn’t understand.
Su Ming looked serious and mysteriously asked another irrelevant question: “Little brother, are you afraid of ghosts?”
Children are generally afraid of ghosts, and the little boy is no exception, he nodded.
“Just be afraid!”
Su Ming was afraid that he was not afraid.
After a pause, he stepped into the topic: “Have you heard of life-buying money?”
The little boy shook his head: “What is that?”
Not only the little boy did not know.
Even in front of the screen, there are some viewers who don’t know why.
a time.
The live broadcast room was swiped by a question mark.
soon.
Su Ming’s voice sounded again.
“Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy.”
He once again performed the Fudge Dafa: “Money to buy life is actually money that ghosts deliberately throw on the ground to buy lives from living people.”
“Once this kind of money of unknown origin is picked up by a living person, the person who picks up the money will have a few years of lifespan, or within three days at worst, he will die immediately.”
“You know what it means to die suddenly? It’s dead, and Ga Bang died all of a sudden.”
Worrying that the little boy was too young to understand what he meant, Su Ming thoughtfully explained it to him.
as predicted.
Being frightened by him like this, the little boy suddenly felt numb and scared.
“Then… what to do? I… I don’t want to die.”
His face was pale, tears welling in his eyes.
I was about to cry.
Su Ming quickly comforted: “Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid.”
See the time is right.
He stated his purpose: “Well, give me the money, so the ghosts won’t find you.”
The little boy’s eyes lit up: “Really?”
“of course it’s true.”
Su Ming swore to assure him: “Liars are puppies.”
The little boy did not hesitate any longer.
He let go of his clenched hand and handed the “life-buying money” to Su Ming, and then he left with confidence.
at the same time.
Witnessed this happening.
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Barrage: “666!”
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