NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 45
Chapter 45 You Are Actually A Man! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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face doubt.
Su Ming is not wrong at all.
He pretended to look at the photographer for a while, and said in his mouth: “In addition to the blackened Yintang and the disaster of blood, I also see…”
Half way through.
“hiss!”
Su Ming suddenly took a deep breath and looked very surprised.
When he gasped, the photographer was a little nervous, and hurriedly asked, “What’s wrong? You said it!”
Deliberately sold it for a long time.
Su Ming finally said, “You’re actually a man!”
That tone, like how incredible it is.
“???”
The photographer was stunned: “Aren’t you talking nonsense? Do I look like a woman?”
He was almost speechless.
Su Ming’s words seem to be mocking himself for not being a man.
“Do you see anything else?”
“certainly.”
Su Ming nodded and said again seriously: “From the looks of it, you should like women, am I right?”
The photographer was immediately stunned.
“What? I’m a big man. Can I like men if I don’t like women?”
At this time.
Su Ming said silently: “If you want, it’s not impossible.”
The photographer’s nose was almost crooked.
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The audience in the live broadcast room was already dying of laughter!
——[I am riding a horse… my face cramps, hahahaha! Help, help, hahahahaha…]
——[It’s a man, he likes women… Hahahaha! ! ! ! I can’t stand it anymore! ! ! 】
——【I laughed so hard that my tears came out, but what Su Ming said is not wrong…】
——[(funny) Die of laughter, listening to your words is worth a word! 】
——[666~ The last time I was so speechless was the last time! 】
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In summary.
The photographer questioned: “Children, do you also call this photo-watching?”
Su Ming smiled: “Don’t worry, don’t worry, I was just joking, now it’s the real thing.”
Say it.
He started acting again.
His gaze lingered on the photographer’s face.
Su Ming asked, “Uncle, what’s your name?”
“My name is Wong”
“King what?”
“Wang Ziyan.”
Su Ming: “???”
Studio:”???”
“Uncle, how does your name sound like a girl?”
Not only Su Ming was curious, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were also curious.
How can a big man have a feminine name.
face this problem.
The photographer who called himself “Wang Ziyan” didn’t realize anything was wrong.
He said indifferently: “The name is just a code name, it doesn’t matter what it is called.”
Su Ming let out a faint sigh, then asked tentatively, “Is your mother’s name Zhao Xianglu?”
As soon as this word comes out.
The photographer was shocked: “How do you know my mother’s name?”
Su Ming smiled smugly: “In addition to looking at the pictures, I can do fortune-telling, do you believe it?”
The photographer nodded frantically.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also stunned.
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——【My God, how did this happen! 】
——【Solution, is it possible that this little brat can really do fortune-telling? 】
——[23333~~~ This is too awesome! 】
——[One thing to say, do you think the names Zhao Xianglu and Ziyan sound strangely familiar? I always think I have heard them before. 】
——【You are not the only one upstairs, I feel the same way too. 】
——[Same feeling, +1! 】
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There is a poem called – the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke.
Of course Su Ming wouldn’t say it.
Otherwise, it is easy to think of why the photographer’s father named his son such a name.
at the moment.
The cheating isn’t over yet.
Su Ming continued, “What do you belong to?”
Although the photographer did not understand why Su Ming asked this, he still replied: “It is a tiger.”
“What about your parents?”
“My parents are both cattle.”
Su Ming pretended to count, and his expression became extremely shocked.
“Uncle, I figured out a shocking secret about your parents, do you want to hear it?”
“What secret?”
“This secret has something to do with your background.”
Su Ming pretended to be mysterious: “Before listening, I suggest you prepare yourself mentally.”
Hear this.
The photographer was sweating profusely.
this moment.
Suddenly a wicked thought popped into his mind.
related to life…
Could it be that… his biological father is someone else?
Photographers no longer see Su Ming as an eight-year-old.
He swallowed: “Go ahead, I can bear it.”
So Su Ming waved his hand to signal the photographer to crouch down.
Then he leaned into his ear and said the shocking secret aloud.
“I tell you, your father and your mother, the two of them… turned out to be married on the same day!”
“!!!”
Photographers are numb.
This “big secret” is really amazing.
The audience was dumbfounded when they heard it.
——[(covering her mouth and crying) Xiu’er, why not get married on the same day? 】
——[…I actually naively thought that there would be some hidden secrets. 】
——[I can’t live without laughing, if this is also a fortune-telling, then I will also count. 】
——[I figured out that everyone in the live broadcast room has one nose, two eyes and one mouth. 】
——【The one upstairs is ok, I announce that you have graduated! 】
——[Every one is a talent! 】
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