NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 50
Chapter 50 Why, I Pissed My Hands! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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have to say.
The photographer’s face is thick enough.
Su Ming has never seen such a brazen person before.
As soon as the girl complimented him, he began to talk a lot, bragging about the good people and good deeds he did.
For example, helping widows carry water, help widows chop wood, help widows repair water pipes, and run sewers…
Su Ming couldn’t listen anymore.
I couldn’t help but say, “It’s called a woman who lives alone, don’t be an old widow or a widow, how unpleasant it sounds.”
at this time.
Half of the food left on the table.
No other dishes were added.
The photographer just ate.
A few minutes passed.
Su Ming suddenly excused himself to go to the toilet and stood up.
While speaking, he winked at Ji Li again.
Although I don’t understand what Su Ming means.
However, Ji Li happened to have this need, so he got up and followed.
Don’t forget to put on your guitar before you go.
see.
The photographer also put down his chopsticks and asked kindly, “Sister, do you want me to accompany you? Brother actually plays the guitar. When you go to the toilet, brother can play a tune for you to cheer you up.”
“It’s not necessary.”
Ji Li politely rejected him.
The girl suddenly felt that her previous words were a little sloppy.
This uncle is not a good man at all.
After the two left.
The remaining pure-minded photographers continued to eat and drink, unaware of what was going to happen next.
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One big and one small go farther and farther.
Ji Li took a small step, holding her stomach and looking around: “How can there be a toilet here?”
She drank too much Coke and was a little anxious.
Su Ming pointed to the lawns on both sides of the road: “Isn’t it all?”
“what?”
Ji Li couldn’t help but be stunned: “urinating everywhere…isn’t that bad?”
Su Ming didn’t take it seriously: “What’s wrong? It’s all fertilizer, and you’re not alone. Look over there…”
He pointed with a finger.
Looking down, I saw a few old men who had been drinking too much in the distance, their backs to the road and shooing under the tree.
Ji Li blushed: “But… I’m a girl!”
“What are you afraid of? I’ll give you a look!”
Say it.
Su Ming walked away.
Looking at his back, Ji Li began to struggle.
“No, I can’t hold back!”
In the face of physiological limits, reason seems so vulnerable.
But Ji Li warned worriedly: “You must watch carefully, and if anyone comes, call.”
finally.
She chose a dark lawn and squatted inside.
But it’s only halfway through.
Just Su Ming shouted: “Someone!”
Upon hearing this.
Ji Li abruptly braked the car and started running out.
When she came to Su Ming with a terrified face.
But found no one at all.
Ji Li wondered: “Didn’t you say there is someone? Where is the person?”
“gone.”
Su Ming replied honestly: “It’s just a little brother who delivers food, just passing by.”
“Then what are you calling?”
“what?”
Su Ming blinked: “Didn’t you tell me to call someone?”
“!!!”
Ji Li only felt angry and funny, she couldn’t help but ask, “Brother, did you get good grades in Chinese when you were in school?”
“of course!”
Su Ming looked proud: “Especially in reading comprehension, I always get full marks!”
She gave Su Ming a thumbs up: “Awesome!”
Ji Li turned back again to carry out the unfinished business.
After a few minutes.
She ran out again, with the words “guilt-free” written on her face.
“It’s over?”
Ji Li nodded shyly.
Su Ming said seriously: “Now it’s your turn to look out for me.”
Ji Li: “…”
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due to gender advantage.
In less than ten seconds, Su Ming completed the solution and appeared in front of Ji Li.
At the same time, his face was a little ugly.
Ji Li was concerned: “What’s wrong? Did you pee on your hands?”
Su Ming: “…”
Ji Li’s face was puzzled: “Could it be that she was urinating on her shoes?”
Su Ming was speechless for a while: “Don’t guess, one good news, one bad news, which do you want to hear first?”
Ji Li thought for a while: “Bad.”
“The bad news is… where you just squatted, there’s a camera above your head!”
Ji Li: “???”
The girl is stupid.
“It’s over, isn’t it…”
To Ji Li, it seemed that the sky was about to fall.
At this time.
Su Ming spoke again: “Don’t worry! There is good news.”
“What good news?”
Su Ming said lightly: “The good news is… I found out early, so I covered my face with clothes.”
Ji Li: “…”
The girl’s face fell.
“Isn’t it all bad news?”
While talking, Ji Li sobbed.
See the situation is not good.
Su Ming hurriedly said, “I lied to you, the camera is actually broken.”
The girl then paused: “Really?”
“If you don’t believe me, see for yourself.”
He took Ji Li under the camera.
After seeing it with her own eyes, the girl was relieved.
The whole mood is like riding a roller coaster, going up and down.
Ji Li didn’t blame Su Ming either.
“Let’s go back.”
“Where are you going back?”
“Barbecue stall.”
Seeing that Ji Li was going back.
Su Ming hurriedly pulled her back.
“Don’t go back, that Uncle will settle the bill for us!”
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at the same time.
No one came back after a long wait.
The photographer also gradually began to panic.
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