NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 60
Chapter 60 Photographer: I Call This Precautionary Measure! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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“Eat quickly, and make a fortune in the afternoon after eating!”
Su Ming urged.
At this moment.
Suddenly he noticed a bright spot.
Su Ming pointed at the photographer who was eating frantically like a gluttonous eater: “Are you stupid, holding your chopsticks upside down…”
“You know shit!”
The photographer didn’t lift his head and said, “I’m taking precautions before they happen!”
Su Ming was very puzzled: “What do you mean?”
The photographer took a sip of water and explained: “What do you think! Chopsticks in small restaurants like this are usually washed and recycled. The same pair of chopsticks, I don’t know how many people have used them in one day, in case one of them If there is an infectious disease, wouldn’t the people who use it later suffer?”
Upon hearing this.
The store owner is not happy.
The boss walked over and said: “Guests, don’t worry, our chopsticks will be disinfected after washing!”
“Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of what happens!”
The photographer plausibly said: “Safety is important, and this kind of thing can’t be taken by chance. In my opinion, eating at the other end is the safest way.”
As he said that, he also instigated the chopsticks twice.
“It makes sense!”
Su Ming couldn’t help sighing.
Don’t look at photographers being dumb, but there are times when they are smart.
Immediately after.
Su Ming noticed again.
Just at the table next to them sat a thin man with a pale face, covering his mouth and coughing from time to time.
At first glance, this person is not healthy, and it is just like having too many guides at night.
But that’s not the point.
The point is that he uses chopsticks in exactly the same way as the photographer.
Su Ming was curious for a moment, so he walked over and asked, “Big brother, can you tell me why you use chopsticks backwards?”
The boy coughed twice.
After looking around, he whispered like a thief with a guilty conscience: “Because I have an infectious disease and I’m afraid of infecting others, so every time I come to this restaurant to eat, I use chopsticks like this.”
“!!!”
Photographers are stupid.
Live room: “Pfft!!!”
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“Bah bah bah!”
The photographer quickly put down his chopsticks and spat at the trash can.
He wanted to spit out everything he just ate.
to be frank.
It’s not to discriminate against patients with infectious diseases, but even Su Ming was a little nervous when he heard this.
The man also realized that the photographer used chopsticks in exactly the same way as himself, so he said, “Don’t be too nervous, my friend, I will leave a mark on the chopsticks every time I finish eating, you may not use the same The chopsticks I used.”
Su Ming asked for the photographer, “What mark?”
“It’s a few teeth marks that I clenched hard.”
heard.
The photographer took a fluke and hurriedly checked the chopsticks he just used.
next second.
Several incomparably clear tooth marks appeared in front of him.
At this moment, the photographer’s mentality completely collapsed: “Help, I’m not clean anymore…”
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The audience in the live room burst into laughter.
——[(laughing and crying) The photographer has the heart to die, hahaha! 】
——[Photographer: I’m careless, this wave didn’t flash…]
——[Warm reminder, it is better to use disposable chopsticks when going out, it is clean and hygienic! 】
——[It’s obviously a sad thing, but I want to laugh so much, what’s the matter? 】
——【Poor photographer, born to be an innocent…】
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Get out of the hotel.
The photographer is still haunted by what just happened.
I don’t know if it’s psychological.
He just felt as if there were ants crawling on his body, and he felt uncomfortable.
while eating.
Su Ming borrowed a charger from the store to fully charge the phone.
at the same time.
He was planning to strike while the iron was hot and continue playing chess in a crowded place.
Summarize the experience of the morning.
More people joined.
Su Ming changed his strategy this time.
Let him set up the stall, and the photographer will be the caretaker.
Wait for passersby to be attracted.
After seeing the photographer easily win thousands of dollars from Su Ming.
Sure enough, a large number of fish took the bait!
The injustices are scrambling to challenge Su Ming.
Wait until Ji Li’s side, when the phone runs out of power again.
The time has come to five o’clock in the evening.
Su Ming’s money can’t even fit in his pocket!
Hastily found a reason to close the stall.
The three meet again.
I took out the results of the whole day and counted them.
Su Ming smiled: “A full nine thousand yuan!”
“My God, so much money!”
Ji Li covered her mouth.
In the past, she never imagined that she could earn so much money in one day.
At this time.
The photographer rubbed his hands and couldn’t wait to say, “Then what… is it time to split the money?”
Su Ming glanced at him.
After thinking about it, he took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it over.
“what?”
The photographer couldn’t help being stunned: “Did I make a mistake? After all, I also acted as a trustee for an afternoon. Is it too little to give 100 yuan?”
It stands to reason that everyone made a lot of money together.
Even if you don’t have one or two thousand, it’s not too much to get eight or nine hundred, right?
Who knows that.
What about sending beggars?
The photographer was a little dissatisfied, but did not dare to show it.
Seems to be aware of something wrong.
Su Ming thought a little: “I think what you said makes sense!”
talking.
He took back the hundred yuan he handed out.
in the expectant gaze of the photographer.
Su Ming took out another fifty bill and handed it over.
“I did make a mistake just now, this is what you deserve.”
The photographer looked dull: “No, why is this giving less and less?”
Su Ming (smiling face): “Is it too little? Then I won’t give it!”
“Don’t, don’t!”
The photographer didn’t dare to say more, and quickly took the money.
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
At this moment.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t hold back!
——[(funny) I wanted to laugh when I saw the photographer’s injustice, hahahaha! 】
——[Everyone, I will take a step first, and if I stay longer, I am afraid I will die of laughter in this live broadcast room…]
– [Wait, and me! 】
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