NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 79
Chapter 79 This Is My First Time On A Plane, May I Ask If This Is A Standing Ticket Or A Sitting Ticket? (I Beg To Subscribe!)
Showing off a little bit of talent.
Su Ming took out the fourth gift.
an envelope.
And what is inside is the money earned from playing chess at the stall before, plus the bonuses obtained after subduing the wanted criminals.
Thirty thousand in total.
“You take this money and use it to participate in the competition!”5
Regardless of Ji Li’s resignation.
Su Ming just put the money into Ji Li’s hands.
Actually.
Start by drawing this invitation to “The Voice”.
Su Ming has already planned everything.
now.
Ji Li was too moved to speak.
“Don’t cry, don’t cry, have a happy birthday, why are you crying?”
Su Ming quickly changed the subject: “Come on, listen to me tell you a story, this story is called “The Little Girl Who Sells Nuclear Bombs”
The photographer couldn’t help but ask: “…how do I think this story is not serious?”
Su Ming: “Those with impure minds are not serious!
Hear this.
The photographer silently closed his mouth.
Su Ming spoke again: “Once upon a time, there was a little girl who sold nuclear bombs in the village for a day, but none of them were sold. It was very windy and snowy that night. She was leaning against the wall in the center of the village. Shivering coldly, she seemed to see her dead grandma in a trance. The scene made her feel very warm, so she lit the nuclear bomb in her hand, and then with a ‘bang’, the whole village saw her grandma… …”
Ji Li: “!!!
Photographer: 99
Studio:”!!!
The date for The Voice contest is three days away.
The 000 site is also in other cities.
Time came the next morning.
Su Ming and the photographer sent Ji Li to the airport.
However.
After getting the plane ticket.
The girl doesn’t know what’s wrong.
The expression was awkward, and he walked in small steps, looking very awkward.
I noticed the strangeness of Ji Li.
The photographer asked curiously: “Sister, do you want to go to the toilet?
“no.”
“Then what happened to you?”
“I am afraid……
Ji Li weakly said: “This is my first time flying, I don’t know what I need to pay attention to…”
“Damn, I thought what was going on.”
The photographer couldn’t help but say: “I’m familiar with this, and if you don’t understand anything, just ask. 35
“Great!
Ji Li’s eyes lit up, she took out her ticket and asked, “Uncle, please help me, is this a standing ticket or a sitting ticket?
“Airplanes don’t have standing tickets.
The photographer wanted to laugh.
Immediately, he continued: “After going up for a while, grab the sleeper first, and if you can’t grab the front seat, you won’t get airsick.”
Studio:”!!!
As soon as this word comes out.
The audience were all stunned.
It’s not over yet.
The photographer is still teaching the experience to the blind chicken who doesn’t pretend to understand: “After boarding the plane for a while, if you feel bored, ask the flight attendant to open the window for you. Stop in front and be careful not to sit and stand.” 5
“Ok, I see.
Ji Li was serious and kept all these precautions in mind.
At this time.
Su Ming couldn’t stand it anymore.
“Have you really been on a plane?”
He looked at the photographer suspiciously.
The photographer is also a little guilty.
He really had never been on a plane, that was all he heard.
However.
Just when the audience thought that someone who understood finally came.
Su Ming’s voice sounded again.
“The plane doesn’t stop when it arrives at the station, right? It’s obvious that each passenger is issued a parachute and parachutes in advance when they arrive at the place!”
Ji Li covered her mouth: “Ah! 39
in the live room.
The audience was dying of laughter.
[Hahahaha, have you eaten chicken and played too much? Also parachuting. 】
[(Laughing and crying) Have these two really been on a plane?]
[Wolong and phoenix chicks, a pair of great cleverness…]
[If most ordinary people skydive without training in reality, the biggest possibility is to fall into a box. 】
[I am also flying for the first time, and I will go through the security check immediately. Excuse me, everyone, how can I look like I often fly? Sincerely ask! (Hands folded)]
[This is simple, take off your clothes in advance and start wearing slippers when you go through the security check. 】
[After getting on the plane, start, sing a song, and then do all the work as a flight attendant. 】
[Don’t call the stewardess a waiter, it will make you look like a jerk. Remember, a high-end place like an airplane should be called “Witter”! 】
[The most important one is, don’t wear seat belts. If the flight attendant asks you to do so, you should pretend to be very disdainful, and then say ‘my life is counted by myself’, so as to show your proficiency in flying . 】
[Yes, yes, there is also a cost of 20 yuan for a flight attendant to take a photo, and regular customers can negotiate the price. 】
[I’m laughing to death (aece), people are asking sincerely, you people are more wicked than the other! 】
the other side.
After learning so many precautions from Su Ming and the cameraman.
Ji Li felt a lot more at ease.
She said goodbye to Su Ming and the photographer with tears in her eyes.
Then reluctantly entered the ticket gate.
Until her figure disappeared.
The two took a taxi and returned to the city.
Time to pay.
Su Ming turned out his empty pockets.
The photographer was stunned.
“You didn’t keep a penny of your own?
“yes!
Su Ming nodded heavily.
Then he said, “Aren’t you here anyway?
The corner of the photographer’s mouth twitched: “Co-authoring with me has become your ATM?”
Su Ming smiled and said, “That’s understandable.
The photographer quits: “I have no money!”
Su Ming immediately retorted: “You lied! I clearly gave you half of the 50,000 yuan bonus yesterday!
…”
Photographer: “I save all my money to marry a wife! 35
“What’s the use of that thing? A woman will only affect your hand speed! If you really want to marry, I can introduce my aunt to you!
“Fuck! Doesn’t your aunt have a husband!”
“Oh yes, I forgot to tell you once.
Su Ming touched his nose awkwardly.
The photographer was helpless: “Let’s talk about it first, I’ll only pay for the taxi this time.”
“OK, OK.””
Su Ming didn’t intend to keep cheating on him.
Self-reliance has always been the purpose of life.
The mouth promised happily.
Just got out of the car.
Su Ming saw an old man selling candied haws beside the road.
The old man is now making and selling.
The bright red candied haws were inserted on the stall, looking very attractive.
Su Ming swallowed unconsciously.
So he looked up at the photographer and suggested, “How about you buy me a bunch of candied haws first, and then I promise not to spend your money?
“impossible!”
The photographer immediately rejected him: “Reject PUA, start with me!”
See him so determined.
Su Ming also stopped talking.
Of course, he also wants to eat candied haws.
After thinking about it, Su Ming walked in the direction of the uncle who sold the candied haws.
Photographers followed.
come near.
Su Ming took the initiative to ask about the price of the candied haws.
Uncle: “Three yuan for a string, five yuan for two.”
Su Ming asked tentatively, “If I buy ten bunches, can you give me one?”
“Can!”
The uncle is a particular person, and he agreed.
Su Ming: “Then you give me the string first.
Grandpa does it.
Su Ming took a bite of the hawthorn with a satisfied smile on his face.
“Really delicious!
The uncle said from the side: “Child, you haven’t paid the money yet, there are twenty-five in total.
Su Ming is not in a hurry: “No hurry, wait until I finish eating.””
Seeing that he has no money, he is so calm.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but start talking.
[…No money, is the little kid planning to eat free food? 】
[No, no, considering what Su Ming has done before, I guess he has to run away after eating, leaving the photographer to wipe his ass. 】
【I agree with this guess!】
[+1!]