NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 83
Chapter 83 This Acting Skill Can Easily Kill Xiao Xianrou! (Kneeling And Begging To Subscribe!)
Su Ming pinched the golden retriever’s nose.
Involuntarily, I poured Coke into it.
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded.
——【What do you mix in Coke for the dog to drink?】
【Isn’t it poisonous?】
【Hey, hey, why are you still clipping it!】
【The sound of this clip came unexpectedly!】
[The big yellow dog in the clip is all excited! 】
【Goosebumps are getting up…】
Han Bing was also taken aback.
“What sound? Is that what a human can make?”
Just finished.
Don’t wait for Su Ming to answer.
Just hear a pop.
Three seconds have come.
The powerful laxatives start to work.
Golden Retriever: “Puff! Puff! Puff!
The big yellow dog was out of control.
In the blink of an eye, a thousand miles swept away.
“My car! 99
Han Bing exclaimed.
Because she forgot to bring the dog to the ground in advance.
Such a little effort.
The inside of the car has been sprayed horribly.
Everyone was stunned!
A few minutes passed.
The dog’s stomach was visible to the naked eye and returned to normal.
The beautiful Han Bing also resisted nausea and found her ring from the excrement.
The inner three layers and the outer three layers were wrapped in paper towels.
You’re done.
Curiosity drove her to ask Su Ming, “Little brother, what did you put in the Coke? 55
Su Ming vaguely said: “Ancestral secret recipe! Can’t say.””
see.
The photographer also hurriedly said: “The dog’s problem has been solved, it’s time to talk about the repair cost of my car? 35
talking.
He patted the black car that was scratched.
Bad luck.
The photographer had just finished speaking.
A voice suddenly sounded.
“Hey? Why did my car get scratched?’”5
In the crowd, a man stepped out.
He pressed the car key in his hand twice.
The black car beeped.
this moment.
The air fell silent.
Su Ming:
Photographer:
【Wan Caozi, the Lord has appeared!】
【Hahahaha, no, I’m going to laugh out loud!】
【See what they will do this time!】
[Fortunately, the owner came back in time, otherwise they would have succeeded again!]
【There is a good show to watch!】
(…..)
The live broadcast room is filled with a group of netizens who watch the fun and don’t take it too seriously.
see this scene.
One by one immediately became excited.
The photographer and Su Ming looked at each other, staring at each other.
The two conveyed information with their eyes.
Photographer: “What should I do?”
Su Ming: “Don’t panic, watch me perform!”
now.
The beautiful Han Bing also realized that something was wrong.
She looked at the man who just appeared, and then looked at Su Ming and the photographer.
The big beauty Han Bing’s eyes were full of doubts, and she was about to ask a clear question.
Unexpectedly.
Su Ming took a step ahead of her and came to the main owner to confirm: “Uncle, are you the owner of this car?”
The man nodded.
next second.
Only to hear Su Ming hurriedly say: “Uncle, you are coming, I have been waiting for you for a long time!”
The man was a little puzzled: “Wait for me?”
“That’s right!”
Without hesitation, Su Ming pointed to Han Bing, who was standing opposite.
Then he said solemnly: “This sister hit your car and was about to run, but was stopped by me and this kind uncle.
Photographer: “Ah yes yes yes!
Han Bing beauty: “???”
in the live room.
The audience is screaming!
【Show! So show!】
【(Laughing and crying) This Nima has become so fast! 】
【…Wow!】
【Hahahaha, I knew Su Ming would never let me down!】
[(covers his mouth and laughs) The little kid reacts so fast! 】
【Beauty: Are you still alone?】
【It’s too bad… 】
【This is clearly insidious and cunning!】
[I feel sorry for this beauty for a second…]
Netizens are right.
at the moment.
The big beauty Han Bing was really stunned.
And Su Ming’s performance isn’t over yet.
“Uncle, before you came, we have already negotiated the repair fee for you, a total of five hundred!
Su Ming communicated with the master.
“Kid, thank you!”
“No thanks! 35
“What’s your name, kid?”
“Just call me the red scarf!”
……”
After a few minutes.
Han Bing borrowed a cell phone.
According to the negotiated price.
Ask a friend to transfer the repair fee of 500 yuan to the man’s WeChat.
Things come to an end.
The men and the passersby who were watching the fun dispersed one after another.
However.
Su Ming and the photographer remained where they were.
According to the process, there should be thirty-six strategies at this time, and running is the best policy.
But Su Ming didn’t run for some reason.
The photographer can only bite the bullet and stay.
Next comes the questioning session.
Han Bing looked at the two of them, put her hands on her hips, and shouted, “You two liars!
Who can imagine.
The voice just fell.
Su Ming suddenly aggrieved Qu Baba began to cry.
“`~!!!”
Han Bing looked confused: “No, you… why are you crying?”
Actor-level acting skills, activate!
Su Ming instantly put himself into a pitiful role.
Play in a second.
With tears in his eyes, he said, “Sister, I’m sorry, we shouldn’t lie to you! In fact, my uncle and I came from the countryside to find relatives in the city, but we were unlucky. As soon as we entered the city, we lost our way and even I accidentally lost my wallet, and I haven’t eaten for three days now…”
Under the blessing of actor-level acting skills.
Su Ming said these things as if they were true.
Han Bing: “Ah…”
Su Ming continued: “I know it’s very shameful for us to do this. Just like this, sister, please call the police! You let the police arrest us! We deserve it! You must not sympathize with us! Do not!”5
Su Ming kept blaming himself.
Now it’s Han Bing’s turn to be a little overwhelmed: “It’s too pitiful to have not eaten for three days! Don’t cry, I won’t call the police, so I’ll invite you to dinner!
“Really?” (Good for you)
Su Ming wiped away tears.
He is still acting!
“real.
Han Bing vowed: “Actually, I didn’t want to blame you for lying to me. Besides, you kid has cured my dog and saved me a medical bill, so it’s right to treat you to a meal.
“Sister, you are such a good person!
Only then did Su Ming put away his acting skills.
at the same time.
The audience in the live broadcast room opened their mouths one by one in shock.
【Is there any mistake, this is also OK?】
[666~ This little brat is too good at acting, right? Three]
【Doing the opposite way…how many hearts does it take? 】
【Speak nonsense without blinking your eyes!】
【Beauty is confused!】
【With this acting, can you easily kill those little fresh meat on TV?】
【If I hadn’t been watching the live broadcast for the past two days, I would have believed it! 】
【When can I be as good as him?】
【Next life!】