NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 88
Chapter 88 Some People, Their Back Molars Have Been Bitten! (Kneeling For Subscription!)
The man was taken away by security at the funeral home.
Things are done.
The beauty of Han Bing is also busy with her work, and it is time to fulfill her promise.
“Sorry for making you wait so long, let’s go, let’s eat!”
She apologized slightly.
However, the photographer talked a lot at this time: “It’s okay, if you don’t tell me I forgot to eat.”5
As soon as this word comes out.
Instead, it aroused Han Bing’s suspicion.
“Why do I feel that you two don’t look like you have been hungry for days at all?”
She looked suspiciously at the “uncle and nephew”.
The photographer was dumbfounded: “What does that look like? Otherwise, I’ll cut my stomach open for you to see…”
The eyes are about to be exposed.
Su Ming stood up immediately.
“Sister, if you don’t believe me, I’ll swear to the head office again, right?”
He didn’t rush, stretched out his right hand with four fingers together and raised it high.
Repeated tricks: “I swear, if I lie to you, I will let my uncle find a girlfriend for the rest of his life!
“!!!
The photographer was suddenly shocked: “This punishment is not to be said!”
This time is different from before.
After all, this time they really lied to the young lady.
Photographers are still a little superstitious.
What if God has eyes, does it really come true?
The result is here.
Han Bing looked at him.
“Why can’t you say it? Are you guilty?
The truth was accidentally told.
The photographer opened his mouth and stammered: “No…how could I be guilty, I mean…this punishment…well, it’s too light…yes, that’s what it means! I think the punishment should be changed to a different point!”
heard.
Su Ming on the side spoke again.
“Is it a different one? Okay! If I lied, God will punish you for buying instant noodles and never have a seasoning packet, going out to buy food will increase the price, and playing games will be greeted by your parents!
Photographer: “This line, this line, I can accept it!
in the live room.
The audience burst into tears.
【What the hell is it that you never buy instant noodles without seasoning packets? Die of laughter!】
[Some people have their back molars shattered, and they have to swallow them in their stomachs! I don’t know who they are, I understand them all! 】
[For this show, the photographer silently dedicates…]
[The highest damage resistance, it must be him! 】
【I can’t laugh anymore, hahahaha!】
【Learn, swear later, I will tell my friends! 】
【As long as the punishment object is not yourself, then you will not have any burden if you swear!】
It’s hard to get Han Bing to confuse him.
Take a taxi and go back to the city.
It was already dark.
“I happen to be hungry too, what do you two want to eat? Just say
Han Bing asked.
The photographer suggested: “How about hot pot? I want to eat mutton shabu.”
Just finished.
Han Bing said from the side: “Can I say that what I eat at noon is hot pot? I don’t want to eat the same thing at night.
“The barbecue?”
The photographer happened to see a barbecue shop across the street.
From a distance, seeing the people inside eating, he swallowed greedily.
but.
This proposal was also rejected by Han Bing.
She had an embarrassed look on her face: “If you have barbecue… After eating, you will be stained with the smell of smoke, which is very unpleasant…”
The photographer thought about it again: “If you can’t do it, just go to KFC to eat fried chicken and hamburgers! These two things are cheap, convenient and affordable.””
Han Bing: “No, fried food, you will get fat if you eat it. 35
The photographer was speechless.
“Why don’t you say, what do you want to eat? 99
Helpless, he had to let Han Bing make his own choice.
However.
The answer was…
“Anything, anything. 55
Han Bing looked indifferent.
Photographer:
He’s going crazy!
Barrage: “Pfft!!!””
[Why is this young lady so like my girlfriend, I usually ask my girlfriend what she wants to eat, and she answers me like this. 】
【It’s so true, so does my girlfriend upstairs!】
【Fuck, are your two girlfriends the same person?】
[(covers his mouth) The photographer looked like a big straight man, and even asked the girl what she wanted to eat. 】
[Even I know that what girls have in common is the phobia of eating choices. 】
[I think it’s purely habitual, my ex-girlfriend does the same, and then I directly reward her for eating big ears. 】
[Note, the three characters of ex-girlfriend are circled and highlighted…]
at the same time.
The photographer said he was very tired.
He silently closed his mouth, not wanting to speak any more.
Han Bing looked at Su Ming: “Brother Su Ming, do you want to choose?”
The next pressure is on Su Ming.
I saw Su Ming with disdain in his eyes, and said slowly: “I want to eat, steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, roasted duck, sauce chicken, Bacon, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat, sausages, assorted Supaner, smoked chicken and white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck…
As a man, remember one thing.
That is.
When it comes to the major issue of what to eat, don’t let girls make choices.
Be arrogant.
Just say what you want to eat!
Su Ming Bala for a long time, reported a series of dish names.
Han Bing’s eyes widened: “`~ I now believe that you really haven’t eaten for several days…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
The barrage calls 666 directly.
But there are too many dishes.
Based on the principle of no waste.
The three discussed and finally decided to eat dry pot.
Immediately after.
Han Bing took the two to a Sichuan restaurant that he often went to.
“You two order food first, and I’ll go wash my hands.
Wash your hands before meals and pay attention to hygiene.
Su Ming also followed.
Wait for the two to leave.
The photographer waved at the waiter.
The waiter here is a young little sister.
The face value is eight points, and it is youthful.
He looked like a college student, and should have come here for a part-time job, unsurprisingly.
“Brother, do you want to order something?”
The smile on the girl’s face is pure and sweet.
The photographer could barely hold on.
The menu includes dry pot potato chips, dry pot beef offal, and dry pot spicy duck head.
The photographer watched for a long time.
Too bad I couldn’t find what I wanted.
So he raised his head and asked, “Sister (Zhao) son, do you have dry pot chicken?”
The voice just fell.
I do not know how it is.
The girl’s face suddenly became a little nervous.
The photographer was wondering.
The girl suddenly came close to him.
Looking at it, no other guests and colleagues noticed this place.
The girl whispered to the photographer: “Brother, how do you know that I have done it before? Could it be that we have met?
Photographer: “???”
Don’t wait for him to react.
The other party said again: “Brother, please, don’t talk about this here!”
The girl begged for seven.
As everyone knows.
Every word of her was heard clearly by millions of viewers in the live broadcast room.
The barrage exploded instantly.
[…Ah, this, the amount of information seems to be a bit large! 】
【I hate this feeling of knowing in seconds! 】
【Nima, why did you suddenly get into the car?】
【Put me down, this is not a car to kindergarten!】