NOVEL SIMPLE
Chapter 6: The Lucky Box Event (1)
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They didn’t even have time to check who the Administrator was.
-Huh? Huh? What’s this? It keeps changing?
-uhuh stop it it’s making me dizzy
-there’s even a category on the notice board now lol
-what is happening? I posted something but it got deleted
?aren’t u that fucker who kept posting heinous shit? refrain u dumbass
?looks like i need to post even more then
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?what’s this thing above?
They couldn’t come to their senses due to the updates that were happening in real-time.
-holyyy isnt this exactly like an oradge? this is some mod shit
-Does Oradge mean the Administrator?
-yeye it’s a lofty job where they work like a dog without any pay
-Hoho, I did not expect such a hero to exist in this era.
-judging by how swears and inappropriate pics are being deleted in real-time, seems like the admin is also logged in
-who r u admin! show urself immediately!
-yeye come out and greet ur hyungnims
They generally seemed satisfied with the changes in the community.
Of course, there ‘were’ also many users who were dissatisfied. Emphasis on the ‘were’, though.
?Why would a mere human claim to be the Administrator?
?You are going to a.d.m.i.n.i.s.t.r.a.t.e us?
?pfffft lolololol
?return it to how it was originally and stop fucking around
?FUCK!@#!@%!DARE!@$!@$HUMAN
After all, they just disappeared one after another!
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?(Cosmic Emperor) Bang!
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?(Cosmic Emperor) Bang Bang!
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?(Cosmic Emperor) byebye
Nevertheless, thanks to the positive public opinion that survived his flashy bans and mutes, Karlstein proudly ascended to the role of Administrator.
?no wait isn’t this just a dictatorship at this point?
?lolololol shush! keep ur heads down!
?RVM AWSY!!1RUN AWAY!!
?ah all those mfers who posted those weird ass pics suddenly became quiet lol
?It’s clean now. Iyaaa. Maybe even the big names who stopped visiting because the community was too disgusting will come back?
?wait what if mofos we dont want come back too?
?that would be… a bit horrifying, huh?
That was when the Administrator posted a message. The writer’s nickname had an orange badge next to it. Users could tell at a glance that it was the Administrator from the font size, color, and effects.
-Title: hihi im admin
?hey isnt this fucker the serial capper? why is a mofo like him the admin
?the system chose him? how did he become admin?
?Hello. Please keep working hard to maintain a clean community like now.
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?wow did u see the speed of that mute? it got deleted in real-time tf? is he doing it himself?
?is this nepotism or something? how did a newbie become the oradge?
?what can u do if u become the admin?
Everyone’s attention was focused on the appearance of a never-before-seen Administrator.
-Title: yeye im admin
hacking success!
?Isn’t this mofo just crazy at this point?
?yep he crazy af LMAOO
?as expected of the serial capper’s legendary levels of bluffing
?i seriously cant figure out what concept this fucker is going for LOL
?ikr lmaooo
?hello? i asked what can u do as an admin?
-Title: What can I do? A lot.
for starters, permabans on aggros and trolls. and uh… well, you can just assume that most things are possible. but for now, i’ll be preoccupied with the Interdimensional Material Transfer System, so i cant focus on anything other than some basic purging for a while.
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?nah wait mr. admin, what did u say?
?dimenaional what?
?transfer?
?nani?
?crazy mfer HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
?fuck LOLLLLL he’s fucking insane LMAO how far does the cosmic emperor’s fat cap go HAHAHAHAHA
?fuck em up! just like that planet
?Baldmen. So, are you saying you can send us the hair loss treatment?
?Baldmen
?hey u fat fuck do u think hair loss treatment is the issue rn?
?SHUT UP YOU FUCKER WITH LUSH HAIR!
?LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I THINK HE PISSED AF AHHAHAHAHAHAH
?Of course, hair loss is the issue right now. What else would it be?
?this guy is on something lolololol
The community went into a frenzy over the post by the ‘Cosmic Emperor’, said to be the Administrator.
Interdimensional Material Transfer System?
People briefly wondered for a moment if they had read it wrong. If an Interdimensional Material Transfer System existed, didn’t that mean they could send and receive items, not just post words in the community?
?I’m in an apocalypse… I only have food for 5 more days. Please….
?Hey, when this gets updated, can anyone send me an elixir? In return, I’ll send u panties I havent washed in 3 days.
?u ub fuck what the hell am i supposed to do with ur panties
?I am an elf with sizes 36-24-36.
?Ehem. There is one Divine Elixir of Grand Purity left in my sect
?reserved2222
?wtf u fucking disgrace to ur sect, do u think divine elixirs of grand purity are just any old pill
?Ehem ehem!
?But I’m a male elf ??
?WHAT!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HON#@$@$!%@%#@!!
?anyway when is the update happening again?
?nah u guys aint real HAHAHAH look at the whole community being swayed around by one attention whore
?how are u actually believing that?
“The comments have exceeded thousands, huh.”
Even Karlstein, who was lazing around, found it hard to keep up with all the comments. After all, they were all pouring down live.
?(TheLichIsRich2lich and rich is spelled the same way in korean!) Hmph! If the Interdimensional Transfer System truly gets implemented, I shall not wear clothes anymore.
?who tf are u doing this for, exactly?
??? isnt that guy the 1500 year old lich?
?yeye ur right lol
?the fuck if ur going to make a public promise, at least make it beneficial for us. who would ever want to see a lich naked LMAOOOO
?Stay quiet. He plans to change his career from a Lich to a Skeleton Mage. freёwebnovel.com
?holyyyy, time for the clandestine exposure of a 1500 year old lich.avi
?(TheLichIsRich)…I am throwing in a third rib bone as well.
?fucking hell seriously like i said who tf asked
The community was filled with disbelief.
It was only understandable.
Throughout the community’s existence, how many transcendent beings had come and gone? Among them, there were obviously those who doubted and analyzed the mysterious [Integrated Dimensional Community].
-Could this possibly be related to the entity that transmigrated us?
?We might be the subject of laughter somewhere. We would never know.
-But being able to communicate through posts means we’re somehow connected between dimensions, right?
-So, does that mean returning is possible?
-Mom… ;(((
-I must return. I… passed away without factory resetting the external hard drive.
-I have to get my revenge against the damn bastards who killed me!
However, their hopes were thoroughly crushed. No one could distinctly figure out anything about the Integrated Dimensional Community.
-(FormerHacker) It is impossible. One could cut off the link to stop any outputs, but touching the system itself is nigh impossible.
-(DevilKingVirdel) It is beyond my powers as well.
-(AbyssalMonarch) This just seems like a natural phenomenon.
Everyone shook their heads in disapproval, confirming that they couldn’t do anything about it.
They could sense a mysterious energy connected to the community, but anything beyond that was impossible. Of course, there had been a human, or rather, a Demon King, who came close.
-(DemonKingOfWisdom) To manipulate this community, one would need to split and analyze the data in real-time, then track it in the opposite direction. Then, with the connected passage… Not only that… After that, they would have to construct a virtual module with the data and…
?fucking hell so is it possible or not
?(DemonKingOfWisdom) u son of a bitch, im saying it’s not possible
The conclusion was that it was impossible. There had been a temporary glitch in the community due to the Demon King of Wisdom, but that was all. Considering he sacrificed half his lifespan to cause that glitch, it was a rather pathetic outcome.
Thus, for a long time, the existence of the community was considered a natural phenomenon, like the sun rising in the sky.
However, not everyone doubted or distrusted Karlstein’s words.
?what if the serial capper wasnt cappin?
?the fuck are u saying
?no, seriously, think about it
?then that would make him god obv
?Do not blaspheme
?He is God. Baldmen.
?Baldmen
?the admin should reveal the truth!!
?i have a feeling it might actually be all true
?right, isnt it honestly more strange if an admin was suddenly picked out of nowhere?
?lil mofo,, seems like you’ve been having, a bit,, of fun in the universe,, but back in my day,, you see
Both the doubters and the believers had one thing in common in their hearts.
‘If only that were possible.’
Wouldn’t there be tremendous changes? Even those who mocked and opposed him as merely a liar held at least a glimmer of hope.
Yet, the reason they resisted so strongly may have been because they did not want to be let down in the end.
“Everyone’s going crazy, huh.”
Karlstein watched the community, blazing like fire, with a slight grin. It was a rather nostalgic feeling for him.
“Aria, how did the test with the Transfer System go last time?”
-I am unable to keep the coordinates fixed, so it is impossible to send it to the exact target. Therefore, I am planning to send objects randomly for the first phase and collect data.
“So, you’re saying we’re going to scatter it randomly, right?”
-Yes, that is correct.
“Let’s do it this way then.” Karlstein posted with a cheerful, excited heart.
-Title: The Administrator’s Lucky Box Event!
Randomly selected community users will receive gifts.
P.S. Inspired by the fervor of the Baldmen Order, everyone selected will receive hair loss treatment as a service. For reference, if you don’t post a review and a proof picture, there is no next time ^^
And naturally, the community was set ablaze, no, it practically exploded.
?Baldmen
?Baldmen
?Didnt you say you just started preparing? But it’s already happening?
?Oh!! God has answered the prayers of the Baldmen Order!
?how far will the serial capper’s lies go?
?Haha. You speak of quite an interesting story, Young Expert.
?first-grade customer service
?holy fuck is this for real?
?what do you mean real LOL it’s obviously a lie. just wait and see, anonymous proof pictures will start appearing
?Baldmen
?Is the hair loss treatment a one-time cure? Or do I need to keep taking it?
?Hair loss is not a disease.
?dont accept it then
?kys
?LMAOOOOOOO
?With all that advanced science and technology involved, wouldn’t it probably be a complete cure?
?A complete cure? Hair loss is not a dise… fuck me.
?LOL HE GAVE UP LOL
?can he actually send items? is this gonna lead to dimensional travel or something? lol
?ikr heheh
?lets not get our hopes up
?(TheLichIsRich) Dimensional Travel Magic is impossible. It is akin to saying you can create a planet out of stones.
?Then how did transmigrations and reincarnations happen?
?(TheLichIsRich) ….
?got nothing to say, huh? LOLLLLL
?(TheLichIsRich) At any rate, what is impossible remains impossible. Dimensional Travel Magic is a fictitious fantasy that does not exist.
?ah yeah sure but that’s magic. the space gentleman over there says it’s possible
?(TheLichIsRich) He is going to achieve what is impossible with magic by using science? Impossible. Magic is God and invincible. Mere human science cannot possibly come close to it!!
?dont bother talking to this mofo LOLOL he’s a magic simp LMAO wait, no he’s just a magic fanatic
?(TheLichIsRich) It is not that I am looking down on science or disregarding it. Science is included ‘within’ magic. Have you ever seen mana being scientifically defined? There has probably never been such a case. It just exists. From an ontological perspective…
?look at him saying stuff only he understands again.
?do u rly think a guy who became a lich to practice magic would know anything about social cues
Karlstein looked fondly at the community, now several times more active. It was exactly what he had hoped for.
***
Lich King Raymond.
Using the nickname ‘TheLichIsRich’, he was the monarch of all liches and the absolute ruler of the Verianus Continent.
“I have spent my entire life researching Dimensional Magic. I have collected all sorts of grimoires and records from the content, devoured every post about magic in the community, and even completed theoretical verification. And for me to say it’s impossible means….”
Thud.
Raymond stopped his monologue at the unfamiliar sound from behind him.
“….”
The Lich King’s neck bones creaked slowly as he turned around.
“!!”
Shortly after, a proof picture of the Lich King’s third rib bone was uploaded to the community.
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