The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

124. First “Meeting” in the Chat Group. (2)



With the members' approval, the confident Kaito took a deep breath and immediately began explaining his plan in the chat group.

[Owner]: "First, all of us can agree that Akatsuki needs to be destroyed as soon as possible to prevent the 4th ninja war from ever happening."

In Kaito's opinion, any terrorist organization like Akatsuki always endangers the world and is an unstable factor that must be eliminated as soon as possible to ensure peace. They are the ones who technically provoked the war-- since they captured all Bijuu from each major ninja village, which weakened all their military power, and tense the situation between ninja villages.

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[Mage of Exodus]: "Good start."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "Indeed. Their organization doesn't need to exist in the future if we want this world for the better."

[Necromancer]: "Considering they attempt to harm our members... no mercy."

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: "Wow... Yuu-san seems to be mad, but I am still mad about what happened in the afternoon!"

[Railgun Girl]: "Since I also got attacked back then, I am naturally looking forward to revenge!"

[Sekirei Number 3]: "The sooner Akatsuki is destroyed, the sooner Itachi-san will be free from his mission. Of course, I also agree with that idea."

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: "I also want to help if possible, but sadly I didn't join everyone in Naruto world."

[God Tongue]: "Don't worry, we will bring some souvenirs for members who didn't come here."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "About that, I got a lot of interesting jutsu I have copied from Sunagakure. Maybe we can use that as souvenirs."

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Even though Crocodile and Robin were surrounded by ninjas and Kazekage this afternoon, they still managed to escape and even got everything they wanted. 

As an old member, Crocodile knew he would make many good-hearted members within the chat group dislike him with this action-- so during his escapade, he compromised to do as little damage as possible to Suna. 

Despite wreaking havoc in Suna, Crocodile, and Robin barely injure any ninja or destroy anything in the village. The reason why Crocodile even confronted Gaara himself is not that he is just curious, but because Gaara himself doesn't want to let him go... so Crocodile's idea, is he might as well use that chance to learn from Kazekage himself for more creative shape sand attack.

Because of that, even though most member still dislikes their action, none of them have complained about what Crocodile has just done. 

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[Railgun Girl]: "As expected, although what you did will benefit everyone, I still don't like you, Crocodile."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "Neither I do. I don't ask for acceptance, but I hope you don't get in the way of my decision."

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: "Although what Crocodile-san is wrong, he doesn't harm anyone so I think it's okay."

[Necromancer]: "I also made a lot of wrong actions in the past."

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: "Compared to what I did in Music Island, in the end, Crocodile barely harms anyone in the process even though he totally can do that."

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: "I also killed a lot of people in the past, just because they want to trespass Scarlet Devil Mansion."

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Compared to some members in the chat group, what Crocodile had done was nothing. After all, in the chat group, they have Itachi who destroyed his clan, Sakuya who lived for hundreds of years, and Kayaba who killed thousands of people with his SAO death game. Even though Kaito himself isn't clean, considering back in the Sekirei world, he asked Sakuya to commit mass genocide toward the army.

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[Owner]: "Well, that's enough about Crocodile talk. Let's go back to the topic."

[God Tongue]: "I agree, even though sleeping late wouldn't hurt my skin, I don't want it to become a habit."

[Necromancer]: "Sleep more is the best."

[Owner]: "First off, Does anyone have a question about my first step before we continue?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "Alright, @Owner, I have some opinion about your first step."

[Owner]: "Sure. Go ahead."

[Mage of Exodus]: "First, although destroying Akatsuki would stop the 4th ninja war we all know ever happening, I think different kinds of 4th ninja war still happening in the future."

Reading Aika's statement, Kaito just smiled because he knew she was right. Akatsuki did not exist in the previous Shinobi war, but the Shinobi World War had occurred 3 times.

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[Owner]: "I wouldn't deny that. That's why I come up with a follow-up plan immediately."

[Mage of Exodus]: "Oh? I am listening."

[Owner]: "Heh. My plan is simple. We already have changed the world before back in the SAO, so why we don't reuse the same plan?"

Reading Kaito's answer, all the members immediately gave various reactions, but all of them were positive reactions. After all, almost all members participated in the previous group mission except Ravel and they were all satisfied with the results of the work they did to make the SAO a better world.

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[God Tongue]: "Oh!! That's indeed true!"

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: "Why didn't we think about that? Our way of changing the world of SAO for the better may not be perfect, but it is indeed a method that has proven to be effective and least violent."

[God Tongue]: "So, should I work in a restaurant again? although, I don't mind doing that since I'm also curious about the cuisine in this world."

[Railgun Girl]: "We can also create a security organization like in SAO, consisting of ninjas from various villages!"

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: "I wouldn't mind singing around the world here. Unlike SAO, there are many more places and people to entertain... and if my singing could change the world for the better then I will do it."

[Owner]: "Then, are you willing to sing with Killer Bee?"

[Musician of Red Hair Pirate]: "Ugh... If I have no choice."

[God Tongue]: "Pffft."

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: "Pfft."

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[Owner]: "So, what do you think @Mage of Exodus? Is this plan feasible to be implemented?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "I admit it is good and I don't think anyone here would reject it because it has been proven to be the correct answer. But!"

[Owner]: "But?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "Unlike in SAO, our time here is quite limited and I don't think everyone wants to spend years in this world. So, I propose an improved plan albeit a little bit less pleasant."

[Owner]: "Improved plan?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "We stick with the same idea to make every village out of there develop a dependency on us, but only after we force them to submit to our power."

Hearing her suggestion, Kaito became silent. He knew that power was needed to change this world, but Kaito hoped it was the last option because Kaito preferred peaceful paths if necessary.

That's the reason why Kaito wants to establish good relations with all villages because if he uses force, there will still be many victims affected, especially innocent people.

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[Owner]: "Doesn't this sound mean, Aika? Anything about with force would make a lot of innocent people become victims."

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: "Indeed. Forcing people... I don't like it."

[SAO Top Blacksmith]: "I don't like the idea of forcing people either."

[Railgun Girl]: "We do have the power to do that, but is it really necessary to do?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "It's necessary. Because in this world, there are no rules regarding penalties for killing others, and villages are not like the guild system where the same regulations are effective for all guilds. This world is not a game like SAO, Kaito."

[SAO Administrator]: "@Owner, Regardless of what way you are using, changing the situation of the world would never come without a price, and I think Aika's suggestion would make the least amount of victims."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "To stop violence from happening in this world, violence is also needed because of the rules in this world, the strongest person is the one who makes the rules."

[Mage of Exodus]: "Kaito, We must follow the rules of this world first to become the strongest before we have the authority to change the way of this world living."

[God Tongue]: "Unfortunately... that's also how my world works."

[Necromancer]: "In my world, the magical girl queen rules because she is the strongest. He is the one who started the war, and he is also the one who can stop it. ...Become the strongest is necessary, otherwise people won't listen to you."

[Owner]: "I see..."

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Seeing various members' opinions that seem to agree with Aika's, Kaito had no other choice but to agree with her. Even though he didn't like solving things with force, Aika's words did have some truth that Kaito couldn't deny how truthful the statement is.

It's a fact that the world of Naruto is not the same as SAO, which still has world rules that help protect the world.

In this world, Kaito is aware that the strong have the right to rule and decide the law. A prime example of this would be the first like how there was no first shinobi world war that occurred in the era of the first Hokage, since every major village is afraid of Hashirama Senju.

Even then, people still have idea and conflict still happen... because human are complex creature. He only want to make sure this world become less violent, and never intended to completely change it like modern world. 

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[Owner]: "Alright, I guess it can't be helped. so what we are going to do?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "After completely dissolving Akatsuki and solving the Itachi situation, we need to visit each major ninja village one by one alongside their Daimyo and then persuade them to join under our rules, forcing them if it's necessary." 

[Baroque Works Leader]: "Good plan. I like it."

[Owner]: "...As expected of Aika, you are capable of making better plans than me."

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If by doing that intimidation tactic all the ninja villages became subservient to their village like Kumo, Kaito honestly didn't mind this plan at all. Besides, Kaito thinks of using the plot he knows to gain favor, like saving Jiraiya and Asuma from getting killed to get Konoha's gratitude.

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[Queen of Sekirei]: "Still, there's a need for force, no doubt. Especially those Daimyo."

[Uchiha Prodigy]: "The nobles..."

[Owner]: "Well, fuck I forget about those. What do we need to do about them?"

Although their presence wasn't that important in the original plot, taking care of them is a necessity if they want their plan to change the whole world to run smoothly.

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[Mage of Exodus]: "Let me see... There are a lot of options like we can just mind control them and make them our puppets. We can kill them and demolish their governance system. And lastly, trying to cooperate with them and meet their demand."

[Railgun Girl]: "I prefer the last option."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "Too submissive. I prefer the first option instead."

[Uchiha Prodigy]: "I think we should mix the first and third option, Owner. Doing so would not cause any bloodshed and remove their variable entirely."

[Owner]: "Itachi-san?!"

[Mage of Exodus]: "Well, the man himself suggested."

[SAO Administrator]: "Itachi indeed making a good point though."

[Owner]: "...Since you are the one who proposed that, I will leave the Daimyo to you, Itachi. At least until we destroy Akatsuki."

[Uchiha Prodigy]: "Affirmative."

Kaito was surprised at Itachi's decisiveness in dealing with Daimyo, but remembering this was the man who could slaughter his whole clan for the whole village, he quickly stopped complaining. If anything, Itachi as the local people has the most right to decide what to change in this world, compared to any other chat group member.

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[Mage of Exodus]: "And now, Lastly, I need you to work harder for the sake of this plan, Kaito."

[Owner]: "...Explain."

Reading Aika's message, Kaito widely opened his eyes, surprised because his current job is already very hard... and he wants to add more?! This makes Kaito confused about whether he is the leader or a slave of all the members.

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[Mage of Exodus]: "First off, while all the plan so far is quite good, you have ignored the fundamental reason why those wars were happening in the first place... which is resources." 

[SAO Administrator]: "Indeed. All the previous 3 shinobi world wars happened because of resource competition."

[Necromancer]: "Most of the war happened for the same reason."

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: "That's indeed true."

[Sekirei Number 3]: "Even as a Sekirei, our presence causes war back in our world since we also technically count as a resource."

[Owner]: "I understand what you mean, but there should be a better way. Like, just to develop a better distribution of resources to each village?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "No, Kaito. It needs to be you. For example, you can try to create a plant that could green and fertilize the land, something that is needed by a village with arid land like Suna, that would greatly help."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "In that way, I imagine Suna probably would be grateful to us and willing to come under us. Try to create something that could cause rain to @Owner."

[Owner]: "...Can't I refund this creation ability of mine?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "Pfft..."

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Hearing Aika's explanation and Crocodile affirmation, Kaito became depressed because this meant his busy daily work of creating stuff would increase further.

However, Kaito can't refuse her order either, because using resources to gain favor from other villages is better than conflict between villages which could endanger all members of the chat group.

The thing he can blame is his luck since those actions were possible because he got the creation ability from the chat group. His creation ability is indeed too powerful, and the only limit of his creation is only his imagination.

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[Owner]: "...Are you a devil, Aika?"

[Mage of Exodus]: "Pfft... Yes, I do, master. You are the one who made me become the devil, after all. But we do have no choice, since our time"

[Owner]: *Sigh* I guess, I don't have a choice here."

[Baroque Works Leader]: "Oof."

[Railgun Girl]: "I should be more nice to you in the future, Kaito."

[Queen of Sekirei]: "Good luck, Master."

[God Tongue]: "Don't worry, @Owner during this time I promise to provide breakfast, lunch, and dinner with my own hands."

[God Tongue Secretary]: "I will also help!"

[Owner]: "Thanks everyone, I will do my best..."

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Even though everyone tried to cheer him up, unfortunately, Kaito still felt depressed albeit feel a bit better. After that, Kaito, who felt depressed, decided to close the meeting in the chat group because there was nothing more to discuss.

To be honest, Kaito doesn't mind doing work with the Creation ability, because the more he uses creation, the better he becomes and understands how it works. He knows how important this skill will be in the future, both in terms of costs and practicality, so helping chat groups while learning this skill is like throwing one stone and knocking down two birds.

Unfortunately, the energy required for each creation is very big... so big that he often faints from energy exhaustion... so Kaito swore to do his 'personal task' to solve this energy problem after they finished helping Itachi in this world.

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This chapter is probably one of the hardest and longest chapters I have ever written since my mind is still quite tired after coming back from business travel, yet this chapter is full of plan and brainstorming lol. (2.6k words)

It also took quite a while to research deeper about Naruto's world, especially trying to understand their Daimyo feudal system. In the end, I decide to not mess with it too much, and let Itachi does the work later. (lol)

I apologize if there's something unclear, just tell me if there's any of it! Also, thanks for reading!

 


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