The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 282 The Rules of Jianghu
Meow clapped her hands, signaled to take the man in the suit away, and continued: "Since the second proposal is also opposed, then I will propose the third one. From today onwards, our Guapi Gang will take over the entire Huijie, and all forces will be deployed by us in a unified way." , everyone has to go to the community service center to report and be a volunteer. One, three, five sweep the streets, two, four, and six go to the nursing home to visit the lonely elderly, and Sunday is a reading day, reading more than 100 pages of world classics. After I finish speaking, who agrees , who objected?"

If there is more or less logic in the first two proposals, is the last one a human statement? !

Not only Mr. Tang, but the other bosses have all noticed that these melon skins are here to make trouble today.

A man in a vest stood up abruptly. He was a 190cm tall, 115kg burly man with muscles like a city wall. He could be called the No. [-] fighting maniac on Gray Street.

It is said that Master Xie Xie Milin of the Tie Shou Tang fought him one-on-one, and was beaten into a coma for seven days and nights by him.He also created an unbeaten record of 108 consecutive victories in the underground boxing arena, which shocked the crowd.

The man in the vest had a fiery temper, so how could he listen to such an insulting proposal, he immediately glared at Meow, and roared angrily, "I object!"

Meow was furious again, rushing forward was a Meow Meow punch.

Under the influence of future superpowers, the man in the vest was directly beaten into a 720-degree mid-air twist backwards for three and a half weeks. The degree of difficulty was 5.0 and he landed in an Armstrong spiral-accelerated knee tuck. He fell into severe brain congestion and fell unconscious.

In an instant, even the steady old Tang was dumbfounded. The scene just now couldn't be explained by Newton's three laws. This little loli broke through the laws of physics in this world with her physical body, becoming a saint.

The boss of the Guapi Gang is so powerful.

Meow patted his sleeves and sat back down: "Is there any objection?"

Elder Tang's eyes had never been solemn before. He signaled his followers to carry the man in the vest out, squinted his eyes and asked in a low voice, "If Boss Meow wants to make decisions in Huijie, I have a question to ask. If one day, you Two of your subordinates have a conflict, how do you resolve the dispute?"

Meow looked up and said: "The rules of the world!"

Elder Tang asked tentatively, "One-on-one?"

"Pick up cigarette butts!" Meow patted the table and said enthusiastically, "I've already thought about it. If someone quarrels in the future, we will let them compete to pick up cigarette butts. Set a time and a block, and whoever picks up the most cigarette butts will win the prize." Great! Wouldn’t it be beautiful to resolve conflicts amicably and purify the city?”

It can be seen from Tang Lao's expression that his patience has reached its limit, the muscles on his face twitched, and he asked in a deep voice, "Then what if the two groups clash?"

Meow: "Of course it's the rules of the world."

Elder Tang: "Huo Bin?"

"Organize a group to visit the orphans and widows! If there is a conflict between the two groups, we will send them to two nursing homes, chat with the grandpas and grandmas, beat their backs, rub their legs, wash their clothes and cook for them. Afterwards, we will go to the nursing homes to inquire about services Satisfaction, which nursing home gives the most five-star praise, and which group is the most powerful!"

Elder Tang's face had turned purple and blacker than a pig's liver, and his fists were clenched: "What if I say no?"

"Then your mother is biss tonight." After saying that, Miao jumped onto the table and rushed over, kicking Mr. Tang into dementia with a flying kick.

Future was shocked when he heard the sound: "Meow, who did you learn this sentence from?!"

Meow touched the back of his head innocently: "I recently arranged a seat in Zu, and those old brothers always say hello like this."

The future roared: "You are not allowed to play games in Zaan from now on!!!"

The scene was chaotic, Mr. Tang held his bleeding nose, staggered to his feet, completely lost his mind, and shouted, "Kill them!!!"

The man in black behind Mr. Tang stepped forward quickly, took out Bobosha from under the windbreaker, and pulled the trigger on Meow.

"Da da da!"

But who knows, Meow didn't dodge or dodge, she just stood on the table and waved her arms as if she was practicing kung fu, none of the bullets pouring from the sky could break through her defense, and she caught them all in the air.

It's not that Meow really knows any magical skills, but that she has made an appointment with the future. If someone shoots, the future will use superpowers to reduce the speed of the bullet to 0, and then she only needs to put on a cool pose. Just catch those bullets in the air in one go.

Although this kind of thing is a little bit dangerous, but if you don't agree with meow, you just lie on the ground and act shamelessly. What can you do?
All the clips were emptied, and the people in black looked at the cat in the smoke in a daze, their three views were shattered, and they doubted life.

I saw Meow holding the bullet in one hand, and said coldly: "There is nothing in martial arts that can't be broken, only fast. Wow!!! It's so hot!!!!"

Although the speed of the bullet was reduced to 0 by the super power, but in the future he forgot to cool down, so he grabbed it with his hands, and soon his fingers turned red, he hurriedly threw the bullet away, and jumped on the table like a monkey on fire.

Meow looked at the red hands, wrinkled her nose, and sat on the table with a groan, crying: "It hurts! I won't play anymore, I won't play anymore, I won't play anymore."

Seeing that Meow was crying, Future was furious for a moment, picked up a chair and slammed Huashan on the head of Mr. Tang: "How dare you burn my Meow's hand? You don't want to live, do you?!"

Elder Tang held his bleeding head and urinated directly. It was obvious that she burned it herself, okay? ? ?

Xiao Qi carried the sniveling and tearful Meow out, and closed the door smoothly.

Seeing the future approaching with fists clenched, Elder Tang kept stepping back, and roared in a deep voice, "It's the rules of the rivers and lakes, you make an appointment, and our two families will call someone to resolve it fairly."

"I'll take care of you!" Future kicked Tang Lao on the bridge of the nose, and said grimly, "I'm oh you oooooo, look at yourself, you look like a lump, oh you oooo, The little brothers brought out are all a group of people who eat O. I have taken care of Miaobao for so many years, and I have been thinking about how to make her happy and how to make her laugh 365 days a year. How are you, call her an orphan, and call her an orphan in 3 seconds Did she cry? Go back to your O's OO and remake it!"

A person of Mr. Tang's level is no longer a hooligan. He usually talks about things calmly and solemnly, and basically doesn't know how to use dirty words.

Today is a good day, just now a small madman from Zaun came, and now a big madman from Zaun came.

Elder Tang opened his eyes wide and asked, "I don't understand what you're talking about! What kind of orphan is not an orphan?"

"You don't need to understand, you just need to know that next year today, the grass on your grave will be three meters high." After speaking in the future, he punched Lao Tang's weak front teeth away.

Elder Tang lay down on the ground and counted his teeth. His teeth leaked and he shouted, "Stop beating! We can talk if we have the conditions!"

"Okay." Future knelt down and grabbed his hair, "If you memorize "Xinhua Dictionary" word for word from beginning to end, I will spare you."

Elder Tang: "???"

"You can't recite it, can you? Well, you are dead."

(End of this chapter)