NOVEL SIMPLE The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 290 Life Experience
Chapter 290 Life Experience
(God, I just came to visit my house and have a meal. What kind of stupid question is this?!) In the future, I want to cry, but I don’t know how to answer.
What forces are behind it?Behind them are my parents, a rural house, several pigs in the pen, and dozens of chickens and ducks—one of which is already in your stew pot.
Why leave 14 classes to teach?Because I was tricked by the school's idiot management, do you think I want to go by myself?
Why not bring a man to the door alone?Because this is a home visit!Home visits with staff? !Do you think it's Huo Bin? !
In the future, he wanted to tell the truth, but felt that with Luo Tianxiong's suspicion, he would probably not believe what he said, and would even become hostile, feeling that he was deliberately concealing it.
Therefore, in the future, we will change our thinking and prepare to continue playing tricks.
In the future, he turned his attention to customers, picked up a top-quality Cuban hand-rolled cigar on the coffee table, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, and said in a tone as deep as the sea: "Mr. Luo, everyone has his own ambitions, so you don't have to ask about my past. I see, I don't want you to find out. I have already washed my hands and quit the arena, and now I just want to be a small teacher in peace. The reason why I teach in class 14 is purely coincidental, not intentional to get close to your daughter. This time Your home is just a pure home visit to learn about Rocky's situation. Believe it or not, the choice is yours, and I am only responsible for telling the truth."
Luo Tianxiong narrowed his eyes, my good guy, I just rewatched "The Godfather" yesterday, and the demeanor and behavior of this person in front of me are exactly the same as the Godfather played by Marlon Brando, how many storms and waves have he experienced?His status before washing his hands in the golden basin is probably not comparable to mine.
"I'm surprised that you can be so frank. Now that I've said this, I'll look petty if I keep my hands hidden." Luo Tianxiong put his hand out of his arms, and actually took out a modified PPK and put it in his pocket. On the table, "This is for you. But I can see that you are not hostile, so take this as a farce."
(wdnmd, is it really a Hongmen banquet?) The future is very depressing, and it is the first time I heard that a home visit is actually life-threatening.
Seeing that the future would not speak, Luo Tianxiong thought he was stunned, and smiled softly: "What? Have you never played with a gun?"
(It is true that I have never played with guns, only with nuclear bombs.) In the future, I will think of what happened when I was 5 years old.
He was naughty when he was a child, and because he was young, he felt very fresh about his superpowers, so he used them to play around when he had nothing to do.
One day, he ran around the world with super powers, and accidentally entered a foreign nuclear weapon arsenal. He thought these big guys were fun, so he used super powers to steal an 80-ton nuclear warhead and went home.
At that time, he stole the nuclear warhead to his pigsty, kicked it around, hugged the piglet to eat it, and stood it on the ground as a spinning top to play with.
When Dad came back from get off work to feed the pigs, he saw the nuclear warhead that was being whipped all over the ground as a spinning top. One can imagine the expression on his face. He picked up the pig-beating stick and chased the next 10 streets, and his ass exploded.
In the end, with snot and tears in the future, he returned the nuclear warhead intact while crying.
The soldiers over there had already entered the first level of combat readiness, but found that the nuclear warhead was lost and recovered, and there was a strange smell of pig manure on it. They all speculated that it was the work of aliens.
Faced with Luo Tianxiong's question, Future shook his head and muttered: "I've never played it before. I'm a law-abiding citizen and don't play with dangerous items like guns."
Luo Tianxiong gave a short laugh: "No way, I haven't played with guns before, so I haven't been shot?"
(I never got hit by a bullet, but got hit by a meteorite once.) In the future, I will think about what happened when I was 8 years old.
At that time, I was tired of playing on the earth in the future, so I ran to the universe to play with superpowers, and fell asleep in the solar system while playing.
Falling asleep and falling asleep, the head suddenly "duang" and was knocked out of the bag by some hard object.
When he opened his eyes, he was hit by a meteorite that stretched as far as the eye could see.
In a rage, he used superpowers to increase his speed to 99.99% of the speed of light. A rocket head hammer hit the meteorite and sent all the debris to the black hole millions of light-years away.
Later, when he returned to Earth, he had nothing to do. He read minds used by scientists on TV, and inadvertently learned that the meteorite he blasted off was the size of Eurasia, and its orbit went straight to Earth.
According to scientists' predictions, this giant meteorite will directly disintegrate the earth, and the concentration of all the military forces in the world will not be enough to shake it.
Faced with the doomed end of the world, the governments of various countries choose to remain silent, not to announce the news, and quietly spend the last time with all life on earth to welcome the final chapter.
But who knows, the astronomical telescope suddenly observed that the giant meteorite was booming. In the literal sense, the boom and the fluid fragments produced by the boom disappeared inexplicably, as if they had never appeared before.
In this way, the earth ushered in the doomsday in a daze, and spent the doomsday in a daze, and everything went on as usual.
In front of the TV, the 8-year-old Future touched the bag on his head and cursed secretly: The broken meteorite is quite hard!
Facing Luo Tianxiong's question, Future shook his head submissively: "I've never been through it, I'm afraid of pain, I'll die if I get shot."
Luo Tianxiong couldn't help but sneered, and he didn't know whether his tone was praise or sarcasm: "It seems that we are still different. What I have experienced, you have never experienced."
(Then you want to say this, you have not experienced what I have experienced. If you are capable, you can steal a nuclear bomb and show me with your head on a meteorite?) Future thought.
"Let's get down to business." Luo Tianxiong brought a cup of tea to the future, and looked at him meaningfully, "During this time, the entire Xicheng was turned upside down by you, and the gray street turned into a pink furry rabbit street. All groups became community volunteers overnight. With your ability, wouldn't it be a pity to be a teacher at Xicheng High School? Why not join the Luo family, you and I join forces, not to mention Xicheng, half the world belongs to us .”
Future laughed dryly: "It's still not possible. Last time, Rocky said that your parrot died and asked me to keep it as a pet for you. I can't do this."
"You're joking, as long as you are willing to join the Luo family, at least you will start as a vice president. If there are no major mistakes within 5 years, I will raise you to Luo Shangqian's level and be on an equal footing with him. If you have achieved meritorious service within 10 years, you will be promoted to second in command." , only under me."
If he has real skills, he will definitely seize this opportunity in the future, but the problem is no!Have a hammer ability? ? ?
He is so powerful that he relies on beatings, scolding, and horses. Could it be possible that he is also managed in the same way when he enters the Luoshi Group?
Not to mention capital operations, he now has the cheek to bargain for the price of a daily meal, and yesterday he was slaughtered by the farm aunt for an extra 10 yuan when he bought pork, so ask him to be the management?That is because the company has too much money.
Well, it's true that there is too much money, but it can't be wasted, right?
The future pretends to be vicissitudes and leans on the chair, his eyes seem to glow in the cigar smoke: "I have washed my hands in the golden basin and retired from the world. The only thing I want for the rest of my life is to teach and educate people. Mr. Luo doesn't have to force it."
Luo Tianxiong narrowed his eyes, can you refuse this?What a strange person.He also lit a cigar, and said profoundly: "As well as teaching and educating people, I have a proposal, how about you come to my house as a tutor?"
(End of this chapter)
(God, I just came to visit my house and have a meal. What kind of stupid question is this?!) In the future, I want to cry, but I don’t know how to answer.
What forces are behind it?Behind them are my parents, a rural house, several pigs in the pen, and dozens of chickens and ducks—one of which is already in your stew pot.
Why leave 14 classes to teach?Because I was tricked by the school's idiot management, do you think I want to go by myself?
Why not bring a man to the door alone?Because this is a home visit!Home visits with staff? !Do you think it's Huo Bin? !
In the future, he wanted to tell the truth, but felt that with Luo Tianxiong's suspicion, he would probably not believe what he said, and would even become hostile, feeling that he was deliberately concealing it.
Therefore, in the future, we will change our thinking and prepare to continue playing tricks.
In the future, he turned his attention to customers, picked up a top-quality Cuban hand-rolled cigar on the coffee table, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, and said in a tone as deep as the sea: "Mr. Luo, everyone has his own ambitions, so you don't have to ask about my past. I see, I don't want you to find out. I have already washed my hands and quit the arena, and now I just want to be a small teacher in peace. The reason why I teach in class 14 is purely coincidental, not intentional to get close to your daughter. This time Your home is just a pure home visit to learn about Rocky's situation. Believe it or not, the choice is yours, and I am only responsible for telling the truth."
Luo Tianxiong narrowed his eyes, my good guy, I just rewatched "The Godfather" yesterday, and the demeanor and behavior of this person in front of me are exactly the same as the Godfather played by Marlon Brando, how many storms and waves have he experienced?His status before washing his hands in the golden basin is probably not comparable to mine.
"I'm surprised that you can be so frank. Now that I've said this, I'll look petty if I keep my hands hidden." Luo Tianxiong put his hand out of his arms, and actually took out a modified PPK and put it in his pocket. On the table, "This is for you. But I can see that you are not hostile, so take this as a farce."
(wdnmd, is it really a Hongmen banquet?) The future is very depressing, and it is the first time I heard that a home visit is actually life-threatening.
Seeing that the future would not speak, Luo Tianxiong thought he was stunned, and smiled softly: "What? Have you never played with a gun?"
(It is true that I have never played with guns, only with nuclear bombs.) In the future, I will think of what happened when I was 5 years old.
He was naughty when he was a child, and because he was young, he felt very fresh about his superpowers, so he used them to play around when he had nothing to do.
One day, he ran around the world with super powers, and accidentally entered a foreign nuclear weapon arsenal. He thought these big guys were fun, so he used super powers to steal an 80-ton nuclear warhead and went home.
At that time, he stole the nuclear warhead to his pigsty, kicked it around, hugged the piglet to eat it, and stood it on the ground as a spinning top to play with.
When Dad came back from get off work to feed the pigs, he saw the nuclear warhead that was being whipped all over the ground as a spinning top. One can imagine the expression on his face. He picked up the pig-beating stick and chased the next 10 streets, and his ass exploded.
In the end, with snot and tears in the future, he returned the nuclear warhead intact while crying.
The soldiers over there had already entered the first level of combat readiness, but found that the nuclear warhead was lost and recovered, and there was a strange smell of pig manure on it. They all speculated that it was the work of aliens.
Faced with Luo Tianxiong's question, Future shook his head and muttered: "I've never played it before. I'm a law-abiding citizen and don't play with dangerous items like guns."
Luo Tianxiong gave a short laugh: "No way, I haven't played with guns before, so I haven't been shot?"
(I never got hit by a bullet, but got hit by a meteorite once.) In the future, I will think about what happened when I was 8 years old.
At that time, I was tired of playing on the earth in the future, so I ran to the universe to play with superpowers, and fell asleep in the solar system while playing.
Falling asleep and falling asleep, the head suddenly "duang" and was knocked out of the bag by some hard object.
When he opened his eyes, he was hit by a meteorite that stretched as far as the eye could see.
In a rage, he used superpowers to increase his speed to 99.99% of the speed of light. A rocket head hammer hit the meteorite and sent all the debris to the black hole millions of light-years away.
Later, when he returned to Earth, he had nothing to do. He read minds used by scientists on TV, and inadvertently learned that the meteorite he blasted off was the size of Eurasia, and its orbit went straight to Earth.
According to scientists' predictions, this giant meteorite will directly disintegrate the earth, and the concentration of all the military forces in the world will not be enough to shake it.
Faced with the doomed end of the world, the governments of various countries choose to remain silent, not to announce the news, and quietly spend the last time with all life on earth to welcome the final chapter.
But who knows, the astronomical telescope suddenly observed that the giant meteorite was booming. In the literal sense, the boom and the fluid fragments produced by the boom disappeared inexplicably, as if they had never appeared before.
In this way, the earth ushered in the doomsday in a daze, and spent the doomsday in a daze, and everything went on as usual.
In front of the TV, the 8-year-old Future touched the bag on his head and cursed secretly: The broken meteorite is quite hard!
Facing Luo Tianxiong's question, Future shook his head submissively: "I've never been through it, I'm afraid of pain, I'll die if I get shot."
Luo Tianxiong couldn't help but sneered, and he didn't know whether his tone was praise or sarcasm: "It seems that we are still different. What I have experienced, you have never experienced."
(Then you want to say this, you have not experienced what I have experienced. If you are capable, you can steal a nuclear bomb and show me with your head on a meteorite?) Future thought.
"Let's get down to business." Luo Tianxiong brought a cup of tea to the future, and looked at him meaningfully, "During this time, the entire Xicheng was turned upside down by you, and the gray street turned into a pink furry rabbit street. All groups became community volunteers overnight. With your ability, wouldn't it be a pity to be a teacher at Xicheng High School? Why not join the Luo family, you and I join forces, not to mention Xicheng, half the world belongs to us .”
Future laughed dryly: "It's still not possible. Last time, Rocky said that your parrot died and asked me to keep it as a pet for you. I can't do this."
"You're joking, as long as you are willing to join the Luo family, at least you will start as a vice president. If there are no major mistakes within 5 years, I will raise you to Luo Shangqian's level and be on an equal footing with him. If you have achieved meritorious service within 10 years, you will be promoted to second in command." , only under me."
If he has real skills, he will definitely seize this opportunity in the future, but the problem is no!Have a hammer ability? ? ?
He is so powerful that he relies on beatings, scolding, and horses. Could it be possible that he is also managed in the same way when he enters the Luoshi Group?
Not to mention capital operations, he now has the cheek to bargain for the price of a daily meal, and yesterday he was slaughtered by the farm aunt for an extra 10 yuan when he bought pork, so ask him to be the management?That is because the company has too much money.
Well, it's true that there is too much money, but it can't be wasted, right?
The future pretends to be vicissitudes and leans on the chair, his eyes seem to glow in the cigar smoke: "I have washed my hands in the golden basin and retired from the world. The only thing I want for the rest of my life is to teach and educate people. Mr. Luo doesn't have to force it."
Luo Tianxiong narrowed his eyes, can you refuse this?What a strange person.He also lit a cigar, and said profoundly: "As well as teaching and educating people, I have a proposal, how about you come to my house as a tutor?"
(End of this chapter)
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