NOVEL SIMPLE The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 328 Climbing!
Chapter 328 Climbing!
In the future, he walked up to Young Master Xidu Hua, put on a Sima face, and stared at him coldly.
Xidu Huashao was stared at all over, thinking: Hey, this guy doesn't have that hobby, he wants to force me hehehe.
The future said viciously: "You are Xidu Huashao? The one who went to participate in "Everyday Downward" and "Sad Camp" all day long?"
Xidu Hua Shao didn't dare to offend this ruthless person, so she quickly apologized and said with a smile: "It's me, do you want an autograph? How about I sign 100 copies for you? My autograph, many little girls cried and shouted. Please! Take it to pick up girls, and you will definitely pick up one girl at a time!"
"I'll sign your O's OO!" Future slapped him into a spinning top, and cursed, "The most annoying thing in my life is you little fresh meats, who have no fart skills, and sing and dance there all day long. It's messed up Girls in our class don’t study or do homework all day long. They just know how to chase stars every day. You say “Ouba” on the left, and “cut off” on the right. You put the flowers that harm the motherland all day long, how much do you spend at night? It’s less than a hammer! "
Xidu Huashao covered her swollen face, wanting to cry without tears: "He is handsome, there is nothing he can do about it."
Mirai slapped him away again: "Climb! Oh shit, you're so handsome, right? I'm really an alpaca. Last time I accidentally knocked over the cup of a girl in our class. She said the cup It’s Xidu’s signature limited edition, and you want me to pay you 5000 yuan??? I’m really O your family. You can sell 5000 for a handsome signed mug? 5000 is almost half a month’s salary for me. I get up early and work hard every day. I am as tired as a dog to earn 5000 yuan. You can earn it with your fingers. Is there any law in this world? Is there any law in this world?! Lose money! Give me back 5000 yuan!"
After the future finished speaking, he couldn't help but go to Xidu Huashao's pocket and rob him of his wallet.
However, Xidu Huashao was on a mission this time, and his wallet was very empty, only a few 10 yuan bills were used to buy bento.
Seeing this, Future was furious, and slapped him across the face: "Poor!"
Xidu Hua Shao covered her face and wailed: "If you have something to say, don't slap your face. I live by my face. If you want money, I will give it to you when I go back this time."
Future said flatly: "Oh, I don't want money, I just want you to die."
Xidu Huashao urinated directly: "Don't! I didn't do anything harmful, why do I have to die???"
"This is the funniest joke I've heard this year. You are a killer. You are a killer. You tell me that you haven't done anything evil? Climb!" Future punched his nose.
Xidu Huashao clutched the bridge of her broken nose, pushed back the exposed silicone with trembling hands, and begged for mercy: "Although I have hurt many people, I also have love! I often feed stray cats on the street! "
"Coincidentally, I also have a cat at home. My cat and I miss your mother very much." Future grinned, "I lied to you, I don't have a cat, and you don't have a mother either."
After finishing speaking, a left uppercut knocked out all the hyaluronic acid on his face.
Xidu Huashao crawled out in horror: "Don't hit me, don't hit me! I'm going to be on the show tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow's scheduled pigeon, I recommend you a new episode, "Adventure in the Hall of Souls." After speaking in the future, he lifted him up and punched the apple muscle filled with autologous fat with a right uppercut.
"Brother! I know I was wrong!"
"Who is your elder brother?! I am 23 years old this year, climb!"
"Brother. I know I was wrong."
"Brother, you horse! Climb!!!"
Xi Duhua didn't say a word, and in the future, she would be beaten up for a round, beating up for good words and bad words, until the whole face collapsed in the end.
"Well, such a face looks more masculine, so you can go on the show like this from now on." Future picked up Xidu Huashao, whose life and death were unknown, and threw it on Brother Long, who was also dead or alive.
During the whole process, Ye Aotian watched in a daze, not daring to speak or move.
After Xidu Huashao was crippled, Ye Aotian froze, realizing that only he and Future were still standing in the room.
Future walked over with a bad face: "What are you looking at?"
Ye Aotian was too scared to speak: "I didn't. Didn't watch it"
Future: "Then do you think I'm handsome?"
"???" Ye Aotian was dumbfounded for a long time, and he put up a thumbs up, "Handsome! I think you are more handsome than Xidu Huashao!"
Future: "How handsome? Write an essay now, with a free idea, a style of choice, a title of your own, and no less than 800 words."
Grandpa Aotian: "??????"
Future punched his dentures and smashed them: "Can't even write this? Go eat shit!"
Ye Aotian fell to the ground, his mouth was full of blood, and he said vaguely: "Brother, I am very old, half of my foot is in the coffin, I can't stand such a torment, you can say whatever you want, as long as you can change it Fate, I can say anything. Do you want to know who is behind all this and what is the plan next? I will tell you everything!"
Future squeezed his fists: "No need, I know everything. Is your superpower just a display?"
Ye Aotian had question marks all over his face: "What the hell? Superpowers???"
"Oh, it's been exposed. I'm really sorry, I can only send you to an alien planet, goodbye." After the future finished speaking, he directly activated the teleportation technique, Aotian, Xidu Huashao, Brother Long, and Assande All teleported to alien planets.
This is a habitable planet, more than 200 light-years away from the earth.
There is a beautiful golden field here, which looks like a little bit of sparkle from the sun from a distance. Because of the unique climate, the four seasons here are like autumn.The fragrance of rice floated faintly, and the ears of rice quietly emerged like fireflies, golden and golden, as if someone had spread a thick layer of gold on the ground.
On the paddy field path, Mr. Tang and the previous butler who was pointing a gun at the future were sitting face to face. In front of them was a chessboard drawn with branches, and there were sharp-edged stones. They were playing a simple version of chess.
Black Rose, whose face was covered in blood, was sitting blankly watching chess.
Playing and playing, suddenly four big men fell from the sky and smashed the chessboard.
The housekeeper and Black Rose were taken aback, while Elder Tang was expressionless, as usual. He rearranged the chessboard and said calmly, "Hey, there are four more people here. Just in time, let's start a game of werewolf killing!"
(End of this chapter)
In the future, he walked up to Young Master Xidu Hua, put on a Sima face, and stared at him coldly.
Xidu Huashao was stared at all over, thinking: Hey, this guy doesn't have that hobby, he wants to force me hehehe.
The future said viciously: "You are Xidu Huashao? The one who went to participate in "Everyday Downward" and "Sad Camp" all day long?"
Xidu Hua Shao didn't dare to offend this ruthless person, so she quickly apologized and said with a smile: "It's me, do you want an autograph? How about I sign 100 copies for you? My autograph, many little girls cried and shouted. Please! Take it to pick up girls, and you will definitely pick up one girl at a time!"
"I'll sign your O's OO!" Future slapped him into a spinning top, and cursed, "The most annoying thing in my life is you little fresh meats, who have no fart skills, and sing and dance there all day long. It's messed up Girls in our class don’t study or do homework all day long. They just know how to chase stars every day. You say “Ouba” on the left, and “cut off” on the right. You put the flowers that harm the motherland all day long, how much do you spend at night? It’s less than a hammer! "
Xidu Huashao covered her swollen face, wanting to cry without tears: "He is handsome, there is nothing he can do about it."
Mirai slapped him away again: "Climb! Oh shit, you're so handsome, right? I'm really an alpaca. Last time I accidentally knocked over the cup of a girl in our class. She said the cup It’s Xidu’s signature limited edition, and you want me to pay you 5000 yuan??? I’m really O your family. You can sell 5000 for a handsome signed mug? 5000 is almost half a month’s salary for me. I get up early and work hard every day. I am as tired as a dog to earn 5000 yuan. You can earn it with your fingers. Is there any law in this world? Is there any law in this world?! Lose money! Give me back 5000 yuan!"
After the future finished speaking, he couldn't help but go to Xidu Huashao's pocket and rob him of his wallet.
However, Xidu Huashao was on a mission this time, and his wallet was very empty, only a few 10 yuan bills were used to buy bento.
Seeing this, Future was furious, and slapped him across the face: "Poor!"
Xidu Hua Shao covered her face and wailed: "If you have something to say, don't slap your face. I live by my face. If you want money, I will give it to you when I go back this time."
Future said flatly: "Oh, I don't want money, I just want you to die."
Xidu Huashao urinated directly: "Don't! I didn't do anything harmful, why do I have to die???"
"This is the funniest joke I've heard this year. You are a killer. You are a killer. You tell me that you haven't done anything evil? Climb!" Future punched his nose.
Xidu Huashao clutched the bridge of her broken nose, pushed back the exposed silicone with trembling hands, and begged for mercy: "Although I have hurt many people, I also have love! I often feed stray cats on the street! "
"Coincidentally, I also have a cat at home. My cat and I miss your mother very much." Future grinned, "I lied to you, I don't have a cat, and you don't have a mother either."
After finishing speaking, a left uppercut knocked out all the hyaluronic acid on his face.
Xidu Huashao crawled out in horror: "Don't hit me, don't hit me! I'm going to be on the show tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow's scheduled pigeon, I recommend you a new episode, "Adventure in the Hall of Souls." After speaking in the future, he lifted him up and punched the apple muscle filled with autologous fat with a right uppercut.
"Brother! I know I was wrong!"
"Who is your elder brother?! I am 23 years old this year, climb!"
"Brother. I know I was wrong."
"Brother, you horse! Climb!!!"
Xi Duhua didn't say a word, and in the future, she would be beaten up for a round, beating up for good words and bad words, until the whole face collapsed in the end.
"Well, such a face looks more masculine, so you can go on the show like this from now on." Future picked up Xidu Huashao, whose life and death were unknown, and threw it on Brother Long, who was also dead or alive.
During the whole process, Ye Aotian watched in a daze, not daring to speak or move.
After Xidu Huashao was crippled, Ye Aotian froze, realizing that only he and Future were still standing in the room.
Future walked over with a bad face: "What are you looking at?"
Ye Aotian was too scared to speak: "I didn't. Didn't watch it"
Future: "Then do you think I'm handsome?"
"???" Ye Aotian was dumbfounded for a long time, and he put up a thumbs up, "Handsome! I think you are more handsome than Xidu Huashao!"
Future: "How handsome? Write an essay now, with a free idea, a style of choice, a title of your own, and no less than 800 words."
Grandpa Aotian: "??????"
Future punched his dentures and smashed them: "Can't even write this? Go eat shit!"
Ye Aotian fell to the ground, his mouth was full of blood, and he said vaguely: "Brother, I am very old, half of my foot is in the coffin, I can't stand such a torment, you can say whatever you want, as long as you can change it Fate, I can say anything. Do you want to know who is behind all this and what is the plan next? I will tell you everything!"
Future squeezed his fists: "No need, I know everything. Is your superpower just a display?"
Ye Aotian had question marks all over his face: "What the hell? Superpowers???"
"Oh, it's been exposed. I'm really sorry, I can only send you to an alien planet, goodbye." After the future finished speaking, he directly activated the teleportation technique, Aotian, Xidu Huashao, Brother Long, and Assande All teleported to alien planets.
This is a habitable planet, more than 200 light-years away from the earth.
There is a beautiful golden field here, which looks like a little bit of sparkle from the sun from a distance. Because of the unique climate, the four seasons here are like autumn.The fragrance of rice floated faintly, and the ears of rice quietly emerged like fireflies, golden and golden, as if someone had spread a thick layer of gold on the ground.
On the paddy field path, Mr. Tang and the previous butler who was pointing a gun at the future were sitting face to face. In front of them was a chessboard drawn with branches, and there were sharp-edged stones. They were playing a simple version of chess.
Black Rose, whose face was covered in blood, was sitting blankly watching chess.
Playing and playing, suddenly four big men fell from the sky and smashed the chessboard.
The housekeeper and Black Rose were taken aback, while Elder Tang was expressionless, as usual. He rearranged the chessboard and said calmly, "Hey, there are four more people here. Just in time, let's start a game of werewolf killing!"
(End of this chapter)
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