The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 551: Who installs a combination lock on the toilet?



Chapter 551: Who installs a combination lock on the toilet?

Jing Xiyue felt that she was still a little hasty.

Why should you believe Xu Ye?

As Xu Ye's old fan, logically he shouldn't make such a mistake.

But Xu Ye was so different this time.

In the past, Xu Ye's videos were shot with a mobile phone, and the quality looked ordinary.

The video texture looks different this time.

It's like being upgraded from a small video to a movie-level quality.

In addition, Xu Ye also wore very serious clothes, and what he said at the beginning was also very serious.

Who would have thought that he would specially shoot a movie-quality video to torture everyone.

As for what was said at the end of the video, Jing Xiyue didn't care at all. It wasn't a good thing anyway.

After being silent for a long time, she picked up the phone again.

The comment area of ​​Xu Ye's Weibo has become lively, and the netizens were also left speechless by Xu Ye, so they decided to take losses in the comment area.

"We don't have to shout when we make tea here. Is this a custom unique to Anseong?"

"No wonder you say "drink tea Ya", it turns out that what you say is "Ya".

"It looks like I'm making tea, but I'm actually washing my hands with boiling water."

"I couldn't hold back the tea making part, but I really couldn't hold back the writing part. Dean, you are very talented at grilling, and you are absolutely amazing at making sauce."

"Why don't you buy a thicker pen and just click a dot?"

"The words written by the dean are very similar to my life. Every stroke is regular, but it is still a mess."

Seeing this last comment, Jing Xiyue felt a little helpless.

Brother, why are you still feeling emotional?

I have to say that the sand sculpture netizens are really talented.

Jing Xiyue just looked at the comment section for several minutes. After reading it, she refreshed her Weibo and found that this Weibo had been forwarded over 10,000 times.

The words and writing are bad, but the body is very honest.

"Peach Blossom Temple Song" written by Xu Ye himself can be said to be worthless in terms of value.

There are no crazy fans among Xu Ye's fans, only sick ones.

Jing Xiyue heard a rumor that there are fans of popular celebrities who are looking for someone to buy the underwear worn by her brother at a high price.

Patients will definitely not be able to do this kind of thing, so if you expect to make money from Xu Ye's writing, don't even think about it in the short term.

Maybe after Xu Ye dies, this thing will still be worth some money.

The only purpose of this calligraphy at present is entertainment.

"Forget it, I'll take one shot too, just in case I get hit."

Jing Xiyue clicked to repost.

In fact, the patients' reaction was not bad. After all, this was not the first time Xu Ye had done this kind of thing.

Marketing accounts are the most broken.

You fucking agreed to give out gifts to the audience with one billion in box office. This must be big news.

Some marketing accounts even wrote the manuscript in advance, waiting for Xu Ye to announce it and then put the template into it.

The result was totally unexpected.

How to apply this template?
Rewrite it.

After Xu Ye posted the video, Tang Bohu also posted a celebration poster on Qiuxiang's official WeChat account.

Celebrating the total box office of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" exceeding 1 billion.

In the history of Chinese movies in this world, the total box office exceeds one billion, which can make it into the top 100 box office list of all movies released in China.

This list also includes foreign films released in China.

And this is only Xu Ye's first movie, a nonsensical comedy movie that only took seven days.

The movie's release cycle is one month, and there are still twenty days left.

Under normal circumstances, the growth rate in the first ten days is relatively fast, and the new box office data will basically be cut in half by the time it comes.

For "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", it doesn't matter even if the subsequent additions are not that fast.

The quality of the movie is already here, and those who want to watch it will naturally go and watch it.

Next, just play steadily and maintain the heat.

Obviously, the total box office of this movie is definitely more than one billion!

Beijing, He Haozhe's home.

At this time, he was sitting on the sofa, scrolling through Weibo and chatting with friends.

He Haozhe now recalled that on the set, when Xu Ye asked him to take off his clothes, he hesitated and wanted to slap himself hard.

At that time, he really suspected that Xu Ye was deliberately targeting him. If He Shuhong hadn't arrived in time, he might have quit.

Now, he finally understood one thing, he was still too young.

He felt that Xu Ye had probably anticipated today's situation when he chose this role for him.

In the days since the movie was released, his Weibo fans have been growing steadily, surpassing the growth rate of any of his previous dramas.

To be honest, He Haozhe doesn't care about the growth of Weibo fans. It doesn't bring much personal benefit to him.

The most important thing is that this means that he is popular!
"I finally understand that after my previous drama was aired, why did my dad laugh at me when I said I was popular? Is that worthy of being called popular? This is the fucking popular thing, right?"

In the past, after he acted, his character would be discussed online. He would search the character's name to see what everyone was talking about.

He would show some good reviews to He Shuhong, and He Shuhong would directly mock them every time.

What's the point of searching your own name and only seeing good reviews?

Even in last year's hit drama "Streamer", in which he played a supporting role, the role was quite popular at the time, but He Shuhong still told him that it was not popular.

Only fans are touting, not discussing, it is not a real fire.

At that time, he didn't understand why He Shuhong was not considered a big fire, but he finally understands now. After the movie was released, the most popular character was Tang Bohu, and the second most discussed character was Zhu Zhishan.

What embarrassed He Haozhe was that Zhu Zhishan had a rather outrageous hot search.

This hotly searched topic is called "still with a hook".

The topic is just these four words, and you will understand it naturally.

This topic can be said to be a highway, and netizens are driving too fast.

There was also a large group of people who came to his Weibo comment area or sent him private messages to ask him something.

Do you really have a hook?

How to answer this question?

There's no way to answer that at all.

How do you answer this group of idiot netizens will all make up their minds.

This reminded He Haozhe of an interesting incident in the industry.

A male star's opponent issued a press release to criticize him, saying that the male star is only two centimeters tall.

Opponent fans also make sarcastic remarks about this male star from time to time.

This black spot doesn't have a big impact on the career of male stars, it's just disgusting.

The most terrible thing is that you can't prove it yourself.

You can't take off your pants, take a photo and post it on Weibo, right?

Fortunately, the situation he encountered this time was different from that of the male star.

At least it's not to criticize him.

He Haozhe has been very low-key recently. Apart from cooperating with the promotion of the movie, he has done nothing else and has not hung out with his friends.

Mainly because he felt that being with that group of people was not interesting.

He still felt that it was fun to be with Xu Ye.

Xu Ye speaks nicely and he likes it very much.

He browsed netizens’ discussions about Zhu Zhishan on Weibo for a while.

Someone also asked him what Sister Pomegranate tastes like.

This startled He Haozhe.

The actress of Sister Pomegranate is a friend of his university teacher. You guys are saying these things because you want me to die.

At this time, a new message alert popped up on his phone, and Xu Ye sent him a message.

He Haozhe hurriedly clicked in.

"When you have time, come to my house and get together."

He Haozhe immediately said: "Be here on call!"

He has nothing important to do these days except promoting the movie, and he has long wanted to go out for a walk.

"Then let's do it tomorrow." Xu Ye said.

He Haozhe asked curiously: "Director Xu, is there something wrong?"

"There's a new job for you."

After seeing the news about Xu Ye, He Haozhe stood up from the sofa excitedly.

He has already felt the benefits of acting with Xu Ye.

Now that the movie has grossed over 1 billion in box office, if Xu Ye wanted to make a movie now, there would definitely be many actors lining up to join the cast.

As long as you can join the group, it doesn't matter even if you pay some price.

He Haozhe remembered the trailer for the new movie "The Nine-Rank Sesame Official" at the end of the movie.

That trailer didn’t even have any pictures, just a few lines.

Judging from the lines, it seems to be a movie about ancient officialdom.

If Xu Ye wants to make something now, it can only be this movie.

He Haozhe was in a good mood after replying a few words of thanks to Xu Ye.

"This is what it feels like to fly!"

Early the next morning, He Haozhe took a plane to Ancheng.

He took a taxi and went straight to Xu Ye's community.

When he first arrived at the gate of the community, He Haozhe suddenly felt a stomachache.

He didn't dare to delay and quickly contacted Xu Ye.

Although it was not good to go to the toilet when he first arrived at someone else's house, he would rather choose the former than shitting his pants.

As soon as he entered Xu Ye's house, He Haozhe asked: "Where is the toilet?"

Xu Ye pointed in the direction of the toilet and said: "The password is 51948."

He Haozhe was stunned for a moment.

Why do you need to use the password to go to the toilet?

At this time, he couldn't think anymore and rushed to the toilet.

Anyone who has had this experience knows that this feeling is extremely painful.

Seeing that the toilet was almost there, the tension in He Haozhe's heart had reached its limit.

As long as you open the toilet door, the sea and the sky are vast.

However, after he grabbed the toilet door handle with his hand, he couldn't turn the door lock open.

When he looked carefully, a layer of cold sweat broke out all over his body.

The toilet door is actually equipped with a combination lock!
Who installs a combination lock on the toilet door?

(End of this chapter)


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