NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 16 Live Peeing Makes Millions a Month
Chapter 16 Live Peeing Makes Millions a Month
An old woman with a wavy hair is checking the advertising expenses of this quarter. Suddenly, with a ding, she received a text message stating that the company account has spent a sum of 1,000 yuan for live broadcast advertising on the Douyu platform. Ten thousand! !
This scared the old woman into a fool: Quick! Tell the manager of the advertising department to come to my office immediately. What's going on, what's going on with the Douyu platform, I haven't heard him talk about it, and , how can the fee be deducted automatically, who gave him such a big right!! Is there any system in this company! !
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Hello, the traveler from the earth! The Nike Demon King opened his mouth and said in a deep voice. The huge voice echoed throughout the cliff, almost shattering Lin Fei's heart.
Who are you! Why are you here! What filled Lin Fei's mind was not fear, but strangeness and anger!
Don't get excited, little guy. I'm an advertising sponsor of the Transcend live broadcast system. The entire cliff is a hidden mission designed for you. I didn't expect you to be so good, you really jumped off! It's just that the ape's big face is really ugly when he smiles.
Advertising Sponsors! This, this shameless live broadcast system, even if it deducts 60% of Dad's reward income, it even accepts private work and collects advertising fees! grass! I demand a penny!
Lin Fei held back his anger and said in a deep voice, Hidden mission, what mission!
The Nike Demon King said: The task is very simple. If you want to clear this world, you must complete the hidden task I gave you. That is to create a League of Legends organization and build a war academy!
What, me, I created the League of Legends, and I also want to build a war academy. Hey, big brother, can you be more professional in playing tricks, did you remember the lines wrong! Lin Fei can't even beat an ordinary soldier now. Also build the League of Legends, idiotic dream.
The Nike Demon King laughed and said: Of course, as a reward, we will reward you with a powerful artifact as a deposit. After the task is completed, I will give you another big prize!
I'm coming! Goldfinger is coming, Lin Fei suppressed the deer in his heart, and pretended to be calm: What kind of artifact, let me see!
Devil's hand! Come out!!! The Nike Demon King yelled softly, and a colorful arm rose from the pool and was suspended in the air.
This is the Devil's Hand, which is a powerful weapon in itself. I can assure you that it is definitely the most powerful weapon in the League of Legends. Of course, the Devil's Hand evolved according to the strength of its master. The current Devil's Hand is no more powerful than The Doran's Blade on your body is similar, but as you kill more people, the Devil's Hand will automatically absorb the enemy's blood and strengthen it;
In addition, the hand of the devil has two special functions. The first one can help you absorb certain magical energy. For example, under the moonlight, you can absorb moonlight as energy; in the flame, you can absorb flame as energy, and then you learn It can be released after the relevant energy skills are acquired;
The second ability is the key to the Devil's Hand. The Devil's Hand can devour the enemy's soul for its own use. For example, Katerina in front of you. If you kill her now, you can devour her soul. Then her All skills will instantly become your skills! !
abnormal! Too perverted! ! The universe is invincible and super perverted! ! !
Lin Fei originally only wanted the system to give him a golden finger, but it actually gave Lao Tzu a whole golden hand! ! Lin Fei couldn't restrain his unicorn arm anymore, he was going to get the devil's hand now! !
How can I get the devil's hand! Lin Fei asked impatiently.
The Great Demon King of Nike laughed and said: The devil's hand is conscious, if you feel it with your heart, it will naturally respond!
Feel it with your heart, feel your sister, you think it's a relationship! ! Well, for my golden finger, I feel!
The anchor is amazing, there is an adventure so soon!
I'm really envious of the anchor, who can still have such a wonderful life!
When the anchor goes out and gets hacked to death by Galen, let's see if you're still envious!
The devil's hand was suspended above his head, and golden stripes spread all over his arms like unsolvable codes. Lin Fei stared at the devil's hand attentively, then concentrated his consciousness hard, and sent brainwaves to the devil's hand: Surrounded by demons from hell hands, make a contract with me as master and servant!
Suddenly, the devil's hand burst into light, and the huge suction made Lin Fei's body move closer involuntarily. His feet even left the ground and slowly floated up, approaching the devil's hand.
Buzz~~~~~ With a crisp and sweet voice, the Devil's Hand groaned like a child excitedly seeing a loved one.
Devil's hand, fusion!!! Lin Fei couldn't help shouting, God knows how Lin Fei shouted these six words, probably because he has watched Japanese anime.
The audience in the live broadcast room mocked.
The anchor's lines are so embarrassing and so secondary!!
Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!
Equivalent exchange! I will give you half of my life! Give me half of your life too!
pain! ! Excruciating pain!
Lin Fei felt that his entire arm was biting by countless ants, or invading a hot oil pan. The whole left arm made crackling and exploding sounds, and the skin changed from white to black, and then from black to gold, constantly exchanging. The flesh of the arm also seemed to be torn apart, fused, torn, fused again, and torn again!
The whole process lasted ten minutes. The audience was extremely excited seeing Lin Fei's painful howls, and the bullet screens and gifts kept coming!
I made a special trip to see Xiao Feifei reward Rocket*10—come on, Xiao Feifei, hold on, get through this level, and it will be even more enjoyable for you to masturbate with the devil's hand in the future! !
The national husband rewarded 1T of fish balls - I am so envious of people who can masturbate with devil's hands, it must feel better than women! !
Lin Fei didn't know whether to laugh or cry: I'm dying of pain, you guys are still making fun of me!! Believe it or not, he came to you and masturbated you with my devil hand!
Believe it! Xiao Feifei, come to me quickly, and abuse me with your devilish hands. Ah, just thinking about it makes my whole body irritated, I can't bear it!!
The one upstairs is so disgusting, Xiao Feifei, she is a cute girl, let's make an appointment, use your devil's hand, and give her a wonderful first time!
Fortunately, with the company of barrage, Lin Fei finally survived this painful level!
The light faded, and the devil's hand has completely merged with Lin Fei's left hand, showing circles of golden patterns, and there is a Nike √ mark on the palm, this is the sponsor! This mark is too high school! !
Hey, little guy is good, you have successfully merged with the devil's hand, you will have to explore the road ahead, remember to complete the hidden mission! I will see you again when the time comes! Nike Demon King is full of meaning smile.
The mountain wall vibrated, and his feet shook. The Nike Demon King got into the mountain wall and disappeared, leaving only a thick and long hair outside.
Carter by the pool was still comatose. When fighting against Galen, she was cut a lot of wounds by Galen's [Judgment] and lost a lot of blood. If she didn't heal quickly, she would definitely die!
Although Lin Fei thought a little selfishly, if Carter died, his demon hand could absorb her soul, that would be a step up to the sky! But for women, Lin Fei really can't do anything!
At this time, the brain ding and a message came.
[Devil's Hand (upgradeable)]
[Attribute: Attack Power +10]
【Store energy: 0/1000】
[Possess a soul: none]
[Remarks: This is a unique artifact. It is said that it has a girlfriend called Angel Hand]
At present, it seems that the Devil's Hand is not as good as Dolan's Blade, but the Great Demon King said that as more people are killed, the Devil's Hand will become more powerful. Lin Fei has no doubts about this!
Next, let's test the ability of the Devil's Hand to devour energy! Lin Fei stretched the devil's hand into the pool and shouted: Devil's hand, give me strength, devour!
Ten seconds passed, and there was no response from the Demon Hand.
Anchor, your formula is wrong, it should be said like this, ah, the great demon god, I am your pious citizen, please give me strength, let me swallow this dirty water!!
In the late stage of secondary illness, you are hopeless. Didn't the Nike Demon King just say that the devil's hand is conscious, you have to feel it with your heart! Instead of shouting with your mouth!
Lin Fei gave a thumbs up: Awesome, Kudo Shinji, I remember your ID, if you succeed later, I will give you a thumbs up!
Lin Fei put away his hippie smiling face, hit his attention, aimed at the pool, and felt the hand of the devil with his heart, buzzing, the hand of the devil began to vibrate, and the golden pattern appeared ghostly! ! Great, it works!
Swallow!
In an instant, the water in the pool condensed into crystal water ions and rushed into the hands of the demon. The golden lines turned blue directly because of the absorption of water elements.
【Devil's Hand】
[Energy storage: water element 1000/1000]
[Warning, without learning the skills related to water element, it cannot be released]
How about the anchor, did you succeed?
Lin Fei said: Success is success, but it's useless. I haven't learned the water element skill, so I can't release it!
Some viewers in the live broadcast room rushed to Baidu, and excitedly said: Anchor, don't be afraid, I just checked a skill for you on Baidu, it's overwhelming, try it!
I'll try your sister, you thought you were making a TV series!
However, Lin Fei really tried it. Facing the mountain wall, he gestured left and right with his hands twice, and shouted: Topple mountains and seas!
Ten seconds passed and nothing happened!
This is embarrassing!
There are already hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room at this time, frantically swiping 6!
Dad, you're laughing so hard! The agreement is so overwhelming!
Anchor, your magic talent is not good!! If it were me, this mountain must have collapsed!
Pooh! Lin Fei got angry and took off his pants, and pissed on the wall!
Damn it, the ultimate mystery—seven points for returning to the original urine, I give full marks to this water magic, it is so powerful, I can even smell it through the computer screen!
By the way, the anchor's little brother is so short, not half as long as mine!
You filthy demon kings, but this baby also looked at it, and it is indeed not as long as my boyfriend!
A certain anchor pisses live and earns a million dollars a month!