NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 60
Chapter 60 The Maid Who Can’T Wait To Put Two Papayas In It!
Wang Xu told the old lady not to think wildly, and helped her into the yard.
Then he went to check the growth of the medicinal materials by himself. Lin Qingxue stood beside him with a flower watering can and helped him take care of it together.
yard,
The old lady looked at the appearance of the two and said to Lin Nantian, “It’s time for us to hold a wedding for them, or else it’s too late, they should have a baby, it’s not very decent to be pregnant before marriage.
Lin Nantian nodded: “Yes, we have been thinking about it for a long time, and plan to find a good day and auspicious day to get married.
The wedding of the Lin family, naturally, it has to be a little more stylish, no – let people see a joke!
In fact, I also blame my daughter for being so eager to get the certificate, otherwise she should get married first and then get the certificate!
But no matter what the order, the wedding is also indispensable!
The old lady nodded and smiled with relief: “At my age, I won’t live much longer.”
“The biggest hope now is to hold my great-grandchildren as soon as possible!”
“Our Lin family is also coming to a show of four generations living in the same hall, and we can only look forward to this day!
“It’s definitely possible!” Lin Nantian was also looking forward to it. How awesome should his daughter’s child be?
Wouldn’t he be born with eight pack abs, exactly like his dad?
That picture is so beautiful!
In this way, it is better for her daughter, who should not inherit the genes of this gangster.
……
Who said that a daughter can’t do it, if she was born a little Nezha, then she shouldn’t make trouble?
But it must not be the little Nezha among the 100,000 cold jokes, who can stand King Kong Barbie?
Thinking about it, Lin Nantian sweated on his forehead, so he quickly blocked the distracting thoughts.
Back home at night, Lu Wan was watching a ghost movie, wrapped her delicate body with a quilt with her bare feet, and hid in a ball on the sofa.
She was terrified!!
But even so, she still stubbornly showed her eyes and looked at the screen!
This is the newest movie coming out – Curse!
This thing is said to be quite scary, and it will feel very bad after watching it!
I haven’t felt the bad luck yet, but it’s still scary!
Now the plot has just begun, and the horror is also unfolding at this time.
The heroine happily took her daughter back home, but it didn’t give people a warm feeling.
Furniture, dialogue, expressions…
Everything in this family, including the heroine, seems to interpret the heavy atmosphere.
It’s frustratingly breathless!
Always feel like something will happen, but feel like nothing will happen!
At this time, the horror came suddenly!
The heroine’s child suddenly pointed to the ceiling above her head and said something was wrong.
The lady is terrified!
Where did this Nima come from, why can’t I see it? Then there was a series of chain reactions, such as the heroine’s sudden nosebleed and so on.
She suddenly realized the difference, the curse of the past seemed to be repeated!
In fact, the most terrifying part is that this little girl was guided by Bad Bad to look through the old videos.
This scene was so weird that Lu Wan was terrified to the extreme. Of course, she wasn’t the only one who was scared. The water friends in the live broadcast room were also shivering!
“I’m going! This live broadcast room is so exciting, come here late at night!
“Come here, where are the benefits of the late-night female anchor, my paper is ready!”
“The pistol is loaded and fired!! 39
“…Wait, wow! What the hell is this Nima, is it bad??”
“It’s really exciting! Thank you kind people, the tissue has already been used, but it’s just used as a diaper.
“Good-hearted people who are everywhere in other live broadcast rooms to swipe for late-night welfare, give an address, no other meaning, I will send you some souvenirs!””
“I’m dying of laughter, there is a bad woman cheated! But this movie is really evil!”
“I’ll go, bad woman, look, there’s a figure behind you!”
“It’s bad bad!!
Everyone opened their mouths.
The barrage was swiped directly, and people kept writing the words that all evils retreated!
This frightened Lu Wan, who was already worried, and went straight into the bed.
Trembling!
“Don’t scare me, I’m scared to watch ghost movies alone, I feel like there are people in the room!”5
Lu Wan hid under the covers, not daring to look up.
Everyone in the live broadcast room also has a feeling of exploring the live broadcast, and they have a desire to explore!
Although they were teasing Lu Wan in the live broadcast, in reality, they were hiding under the covers and didn’t dare to show their faces.
Only the strongest king of the group!
Tread-
The clearly audible footsteps got closer and closer, and Lu Wan covered her mouth under the quilt.
Very helpless!
At this time, she hoped that it was not a ghost who came in, even if it was a gangster who entered the house and committed murder!
Sudden,
Her quilt was violently opened, and Lu Wan screamed: “—ah!!!
“Go away, don’t come here!!”
“I’m skinny and not tasty, don’t eat me, eat someone else!!”
“Go eat the water friends in my live broadcast room, they are all bad embryos, go eat them!!
Lu Wan showed his teeth and claws, as if he wanted to drive away the evil spirits and retreat.
People in the live room:
Oh shit!
I don’t know if this movie has bad luck, but this live broadcast room, no, this anchor is really bad!
This bad woman actually let the ghosts eat them, what is the reason for this!
“What the hell are you doing?” Wang Xu couldn’t help but pick her up.
“Big brother!!” Lu Wan’s eyes lit up, and she protected Wang Xu’s arm.
I don’t know why, it turned out that she was scared to death watching ghost movies, but suddenly she was not afraid anymore.
I just felt that as soon as Wang Xu came in, all the demons disappeared.
Even if it were real, it was estimated that his terrifying aura would be shattered into pieces!
“Brother gangster really has a sense of security, all of a sudden the terrifying atmosphere is gone!
“Who said it wasn’t, it suddenly changed from a horror movie to a hot-blooded one!””
“Hot Blood Fan? Wrong! It’s Invincible Wen, Long Aotian Fan!! 35
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The live room is back to life.
“Big Brother Xue, would you like to sit and watch together?” Lu Wan invited.
“I don’t watch horror movies, I knew it was a lie, what’s so good about it?”
Lin Qingxue is a typical materialist, never afraid of these ghosts!
In her opinion,
Even if there are ghosts, it is estimated that they will not be able to play human beings in this world.
How shrewd human beings are, it may not be long before someone invents ghost generators.
Lock up a group of ghosts and let them use the magnetic field to generate electricity endlessly.
And the best thing about being a ghost is that they don’t need to rest at all.
It is fully capable of continuous work intensity, and does not even need compensation or sleep!
And don’t worry about them catching fish while they’re on the toilet, because they don’t even need to go to the toilet!
Such a good employee, which capitalist would be willing to let go, it must be squeezing them to death!
Even if they are dead…
When she said this idea, Lu Wan was directly shocked.
The cherry-like ruddy mouth opened wide, looking at Lin Qingxue incredulously.
“Sister Xue, your brain circuit is so unbelievable, I really admire it!
“Brother, do you have any comments on your daughter-in-law’s thoughts?”
“I’m really curious about what kind of shit you guys will say as a couple!”
Lu Wan was interviewing like a reporter.
Wang Xu thought for a while: “If there really is a ghost, I’m looking forward to how it will kill me.
Lu Wan: 66…
one word –
Absolutely!
Although your terrifying strength may have reached the pinnacle of human beings.
But this idea of yours is very dangerous, it is too violent!
However, inexplicably, a picture appeared in her mind——
in the screen,
Wang Xu is like a ghost descending, and the ghost back formed by the muscles behind him emerges with divine light.
Hit these ghosts directly with the hammer!
Beating!!
Thinking of this, her blood suddenly surged, and she was no longer afraid of watching horror movies.
After all, Wang Xu is sitting beside him with a golden sword, what kind of ghost dares to come over?
There is also Lin Qingxue, this is also a stubborn, the husband and wife are actually all villains!
Beside them, there is an inexplicable sense of security, just like you, who are trying to find a safe house, are chased by zombies and run away.
I was so frightened that I knelt down and begged!
suddenly,
you find out—
You have appeared in the safe house again, and it is not the safe house you are looking for, but the safe house that finds you attentively and covers you!
This feeling is so subtle!
“Anchor, why don’t you change the show? I’m a little sleepy watching this show. What’s the matter?”
“Suddenly I feel that these ghosts are so useless, they are not as terrifying as my gangster!”
“Should be earlier, ghosts should look like ghosts, or let the gangster go to military training them?”
“God’s special military training, can it be any more outrageous?
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The barrage is filled with a peaceful atmosphere.
This kind of feeling makes Lu Wan’s movie viewing experience extremely poor, and the artistic conception of horror movies is gone!
then,
She hinted: “If you are not interested in watching this show, I will not force you to watch it. 99
“No, I think it’s quite interesting.”
“I saw a short clip on the Internet about the official leader, and the white crane boy is quite handsome.”
“These people will step on the sky to suppress evil, why hasn’t this scene appeared?
Lin Qingxue asked curiously.
“Because this section has been cut, otherwise the director doesn’t know how to round it up.”
“It’s like when the big brother came out, he trampled Ye Chen’s little brat to death.”
“Then how to write the next plot?”
Lu Wan explained.
Wang Xu thoughtfully suggested: “If you are looking for horror, I think you can put on your headphones and go into the room and watch it slowly!”
He spoke calmly, these words made Lu Wan feel very reasonable!
then,
She took the laptop back to her room and put on her headphones to watch.
Totally immersed in it!
outside the house,
Wang Xu looked at Lin Qingxue, and Lin Qingxue’s cheeks turned a little red in an instant.
“No! What if she hears it, it’s too ostentatious!”
Lin Qingxue was not worried.
“beep–”
Wang Xu called Lu Wan’s cell phone directly, and Lu Wan’s cell phone in the room vibrated and rang.
Lu Wan was immersed in the horror atmosphere of the movie, huddled on the bed and didn’t notice it.
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“The call you dialed is temporarily unavailable…”
Listening to the busy tone on the other end of the phone, Lin Qingxue still blushed and shook her head: “Otherwise, let’s go back to the room, or wait for her not…
Wang Xu shook his head: “It’s good that she’s here!
In the room, Lu Wan shrank her head and watched a horror movie. The depressing atmosphere made her very scared!
As the plot progresses, the feeling of terror to the point of suffocation becomes even stronger!
At this time,
Lu Wan suddenly felt that there was a faint… A Piao’s cry in his ears.
He meows!
Could it be that the night is really haunted, how did I come across it!
Lu Wan was frightened, and now began to cherish the time when Wang Xu and his wife were by his side.
That sense of security is really reassuring!
Unfortunately now,
She could only amplify the sound of her earphones, and then huddled deeper into the bed.
Trembling to watch the full video!
The terrifying voice outside the window didn’t seem to want to let her go, and it became more and more intense!
Then came the man’s heavy breathing.
Lu Wan pondered in her heart, so there really are male ghosts in this world!
no!
I must share this with my good girlfriends tomorrow, I have been hit by evil tonight!!
next day!
Lin Qingxue rubbed her eyes and walked out of the room.
At a glance, I saw Wang Xu, who had just finished exercising, and Lu Wan, who was cooking in a maid outfit.
As soon as she saw Lin Qingxue, she ran over and lowered her voice: “Sister Xue! Watching a horror movie last night, I suspect that I really hit a ghost!!
Lin Qingxue: “?
Lu Wan said, “I went back to my room yesterday and continued to watch. Guess what? There was actually a female ghost screaming outside, and it was fierce at night!”
Lin Qingxue:
Lu Wan was still a little scared: “It’s really scary, Sister Xue, what do you think is going on?
Lin Qingxue blushed, hesitantly couldn’t answer, and quickly changed the subject: “This outfit of yours…playing COS early in the morning?
“Yes!” Lu Wan took the maid skirt and turned around: “How is it, does it look good?”
“Not bad!” Lin Qingxue commented.
“Really?” Lu Wan is very satisfied, this maid dress with white silk is really amazing against her figure!
“The only thing is… have you grown a second time?” Lin Qingxue couldn’t help but ask.
Lu Wan:
All right!
When she was a cos maid, she found that she never found the essence.
I always felt something was wrong.
It was not until Wang Xu’s suggestion that she suddenly realized and reacted quickly!
It turned out to be not enough minded!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…
Too fucking blunt, isn’t it?
But it doesn’t matter, the innate deficiencies can be made up the day after tomorrow, so she entered the room and started to get fully armed!
After half a minute,
The full-blooded version of the maid who wanted to stuff two papayas in came out.
“Daji, I have seen the master!”
Lu Wan bowed slightly towards Wang Xu, Wang Xu was happy, it really seemed like that!
Hence the present scene.
Lin Qingxue reached out and touched it.
“Don’t move! It will be punctured!!” Lu Wan hurriedly protected it, it would be bad if it was rubbed!
Lin Qingxue smiled and sat cross-legged on the sofa after taking the breakfast from Lu Wan.
The legs in black silk are indeed heartwarming, especially the pair of plump ones.
It really makes her feel ashamed!
“correct!”
Lu Wan’s eyes suddenly lit up: “Sister Xue, I still have a set, why don’t you try it?”
Lin Qingxue was stunned: “Me?
Lu Wan smiled and said, “That’s right! It’s a pity not to take advantage of your innate advantages!”
Lin Qingxue looked at Wang Xu subconsciously, and Wang Xu was also very interested and looking forward to it.
then,
She was dragged into the room by Lu Wanqiang, accompanied by a burst of laughter, the door was pushed open, and Lin Qingxue came out awkwardly.
“Would it be weird?
It’s really a bit strange, she is used to wearing professional clothes on weekdays, but she actually fits unexpectedly in this cos!
no no no!
Lu Wan covered her mouth and almost cried: “It really seems to be a problem of dimensions!!”
“Am I so good-looking?” Lin Qingxue looked at Wang Xu, a little embarrassed.
“Of course it looks good! Wear this for your next workout!” Wang Xu gave the highest rating!
Lin Qingxue understood immediately after hearing this, it seemed that this dress was really good.
Must take it down!
In fact, she also finds it very interesting. After all, she is a woman, and it is her nature to love beauty.
She thinks that this has indeed opened up a new clothing line, and maybe she can try some cute styles in the future?
So she asked.
But unexpectedly, Lu Wan’s chatterbox was opened.
As an old two-dimensional, she likes COS, and has collected a lot of clothing!
Now that there is this natural dress-up doll, she quickly pulls Lin Qingxue to try it!
Just like a Nuan Nuan miraculous dress-up show, Wang Xu had a great time watching it!
It is indeed pleasing to the eye!
When they went in to change clothes, suddenly a phone call came.
Wang Xu answered the phone.
The voice of the eagle eye came from the opposite side: “Lord Dragon Lord, a guy named Lin Feng just found us and claimed to be the Dragon Lord. 99
“How do we deal with it?” Death.