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Chapter 213 - 213.【Touch My Little Junior Brother and See What Happens】



Chapter 213.【Touch My Little Junior Brother and See What Happens】

Translator: 549690339

At this moment, outside of Qingling City, Lu Xun was having a hard time.

He was well aware of the reckless nature of troll gamers. No matter if he could defeat a player-killer monster or not, he just couldn’t resist having a go at it.

Perhaps, with a smile on his face, he would be the one being slaughtered by the monster.

However, he didn’t expect these troll gamers to provoke someone flying so high in the sky so decisively.

He watched helplessly as an axe was thrown, creating a gorgeous parabolic trajectory in the air before it fell back to the ground…

The foreign woman was flying high above. Given the current strength of these players, how could they even throw an axe that high?

The brute who tossed it out seemed disappointed and commented, “Ay! Overestimated my Kilin Arm!”

Lu Xun truly wanted to kill him.

This was already a provocation— if the other party decided to fight back, none of the players here would survive!

It was really unfair for those players who simply wanted to do their tasks peacefully and had no intention of provoking the great monsters.

It felt like you were just passing by, and suddenly someone attracts a whole pack of monsters in your direction. You won’t even have the chance to escape!

“Huh, isn’t this just like the old tricks I used to play?” In the blink of an eye, Lu Xun had some time to reflect on his past actions.

Always reflective, but rarely changed.

Lu Xun now felt a bit heavy-hearted. He understood that this foreign woman didn’t want to stir up trouble, but if she were truly angered, everyone here would be annihilated.

What was even more terrifying was yet to come.

When someone took the lead, the suicidal spirit of the remaining players was also ignited.

There were constant throws of weapons into the sky. Though they launched quite far, the aim was off.

Some players, who had not learned the Qi Consumption Technique, couldn’t even see the foreign woman. But that didn’t stop them from joining the fun!

What the hell! They all pretended as if they could see her, but none of them seemed to actually hit her.

So, why not just join in and throw some weapons?

Pretend that I can see her too! Heh heh!

“Brothers! Let’s slash her! Eat my One Sword!”

“Did someone just say she’s a red-named mother monster? I can’t suppress my desire to kill her!”

“Scared my ass! The White Emperor is here! Today! Kill her and gain enlightenment!”

“That’s right! The White Emperor is here! If he could kill her, perhaps we could even share the loot?”

“Hahahaha! You’re right! It’s about time to witness the White Emperor in action!”

Lu Xun’s lips twitched, and all that was missing was a dark line on his face.

“Have I been showing off too much recently? These troll gamers seem to have a great misconception about my abilities!” He couldn’t believe things could turn out this way.

All I am is a yellow-named NPC, damn it!

He guessed that a lot of players were still recording.

Those who could see the woman could include her in the video, while those who couldn’t wouldn’t be able to.

The current scene was simply a wild party among troll gamers!

From a rational perspective, if this foreign woman was weaker, she would not invite trouble and would run away immediately.

If she was strong, then there would be trouble.

Because it would just take a moment for her to kill someone, and it wouldn’t delay her escape.

“It’s a pity that this is happening outside of Qingling City. The disciples of the Demon Sect are all in the Turtle’s Longevity Inn in Qingling City. They are too far away and definitely can’t sense this,” Lu Xun thought to himself.

“Inside the city, the strongest should indeed be Elder E, the Guardian of the Turtle’s Longevity Inn. However, he is not a monster cultivator from the Demon Sect; he is a friend of my eldest brother. He owes my oldest brother a favor and voluntarily guards this place, thus becoming a patron of the Demon Sect.”

“Elder E doesn’t practice the cultivation technique of the Demon Sect, so he may not be able to detect the Demon Sect Markings on this foreign woman!”

“Damn it! Things have become tricky all of a sudden!”

At this moment, the woman in the sky was clearly enraged.

From what he remembered, the foreigners also seem to be just as ruthless as the players, they are fearless.

It was strange, the foreigners didn’t have any resurrection mechanisms, they only had one life, but like cornered animals, they fought back desperately.

“Heavenly Dust vermin, dare you!” She shouted angrily.

The pair of purple wings behind her descended from the sky like radiant feathers.

A terrifying and terrible aura swept over the place and immediately, the players in the vicinity were hit by a wave of GGs!

Lu Xun himself would not necessarily perish. He had already taken out the Godspeed Talisman from his storage ring, held it in his hand hidden in his sleeves.

Moreover. he was ready to use up the remaining two in one go.

With the Godspeed Talisman given by his third senior brother and the players acting as cannon fodder, he still had a huge chance of breaking into the city.

As soon as he entered the city, he would be safe!

It was a pity that such a performance would greatly reduce the image that the White Emperor had worked so hard to build. From now on, he would really only be able to take on some low-end tasks.

“Although you look handsome when you’re showing off, you look really pathetic when you run away.” He muttered to himself.

But life is obviously more important!

The radiant feathers arrived in the blink of an eye. Just as he was about to use the Godspeed Talisman, he heard a familiar, rough voice.

“Don’t use it, it won’t be a problem.”

It was explicitly said for Lu Xun.

A burning Talisman Paper appeared out of nowhere and blocked the path of the radiant feathers in mid-air, immediately transforming into a barrier of light.

The purple radiant feathers bombarded the barrier but were all blocked.

The troll gamers below were dumbfounded, enjoying the thrill of experiencing the special effects from the movie!

“These radiant feathers, so cool!”

“But isn’t that talisman even cooler?”

“Damn! I want to learn it too!”

Lu Xun looked up at the sky, quietly replaced the Godspeed Talisman back into the storage ring, and felt a great sense of security in his heart.

He knew who had arrived, and since this person had taken action, things were basically under control.

“I was wondering, this foreign woman already has the Demonic Sect Markings on her, why hasn’t anyone from the Demonic Sect taken any action? I see they had been waiting for this opportunity all of this time.” Lu Xun thought to himself.

A robust figure appeared in the sky, estimating to be over 1.9 meters tall, strong and muscular.

His skin was very dark, similar to a farmer’s sun-tanned skin.

He also looked very much like a farmer, lacking sophistication and extraordinarily good looks; he simply looked like an old farmer.

The only distinctive feature was his squinting eyes.

He wore a black robe and floated in the air, exactly in Lu Xun’s direction.

Tens of talisman papers appeared out of nowhere, hovering around him. Each talisman encompassed enormous power!

The person who arrived was the third senior brother from the back mountain, Zhuge Lai Fu.

Lu Xun’s impression of his third senior brother was always as follows: he looked like a peasant, but he was loaded;

He cooked terrible food, a pioneer and developer of dark cuisine;

He was the disciple that the teacher most liked to keep around, using him to highlight the teacher’s ugliness;

He had a good temper, was very patient, and had an enthusiasm for developing new things…

At this moment, it was this man who stood like a mountain in front of Lu Xun, blocking him and saying gently:

“Leave it to me.”

(PS: Last chapter of 2019, next up is 2020!)


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