Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 26 Attack, Second Man of the House! (continued)
Li Tai was stunned and pointed at Fang Jun with trembling fingers: "You, you... How dare you hurt someone?"

Fang Jun looked innocent and spread his hands: "Your Highness, you also heard that it was Liu Yushi himself who told me to beat him. To be honest, I have grown up so much and I have never met such a slut, it is unbelievable, so I'm going to ask your Highness for confirmation, I'm afraid I heard it wrong, but fortunately, Your Highness, you also heard it, if Liu Yushi files a copy and sues a certain person, Your Highness, you have to give this a testimony..."

Li Tai said angrily: "Liu Yushi said that he wanted you to hit him, but he didn't really want you to hit him!"

Fang Jun had a cute look on his face, and said strangely: "Yes, Your Highness is right, Liu Yushi asked a certain to beat him to try, and a certain thought that Liu Yushi was a high morality and an elder, how could he dare not obey him? What did you ask for? Then someone had to give it a try, but he didn’t hit a second time, so why is His Highness so angry?”

Everyone was shocked by Fang Jun's lightning-fast, thunderous punch, and their eyes were about to pop out, but now they were shocked by Fang Jun's shameless remarks, and their jaws were about to fall.

Can this be done?
But thinking about it carefully, it was indeed Liu Lei who said, "Try to hit me."If you ask me to fight, then I will fight. Is it possible that after finishing the fight, I am wrong?
"It's so unreasonable to mess around!"

Li Tai, the king of Wei, was so angry that his nose was almost smoking, and if he beat someone in front of him, why would you call Li Tai who was overbearing and overbearing?If that's the case, then he won't mess around in the future.

Fang Jun still made a statement of innocence: "But it was Liu Yushi who asked me to beat him. Your Highness said that you heard it..."

King Wei Li Tai was really about to die of anger, but he didn't care whether Fang Jun was really stupid or pretended to be stupid, he said angrily: "It's just lawless, it's justified to beat someone? You dare to beat the court secretary and the imperial censor, do you want to? Also beat the king?"

Who would have thought that Fang Jun squinted his eyes, bared his white teeth again, and asked naively, "Is this true, Your Highness?"

Li Tai was almost dizzy, and said casually: "Really... I'm really a fart!"

Fortunately, he responded quickly. If he said "really", maybe this bastard could really rush up and beat him, and then said innocently, "Your Highness, you asked me to beat him"...

If you are really beaten by this idiot, then you will simply not live.

Everyone had a strange look on their faces. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare, and they had to endure it if they didn't laugh. They thought that this wicked person had their own wicked grind. This Fang Jun's generous actions really stunned King Wei Li Tai.

It's so refreshing...

Li Tai really didn't know what to say.

Liu Lei said "Try to hit me", but it was just an angry remark, it was ironic, can it be heard in a positive tone?

But Fang Jun listened to it with a positive tone, and did so obediently...

Li Tai felt that if he continued to stay here, he would really be mad if he didn't keep it. This second roommate was simply unreasonable. How could the royal father still betroth Gao Yang to this fool?Does he fit too? !
Li Tai was trembling with anger, and stared at Fang Jun, who had a cute face for a long time, but he couldn't tell whether this person was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.

Also drinking a fart flower wine, I'm so angry!

But no one cares about Liu Lei.

Liu Lei was hit by Fang Jun's punch so that his eyes were full of gold stars, and there was a buzzing sound in his head.

This is because Fang Jun just wanted to pick things up, and he didn't want to kill himself and left seven points of strength. Otherwise, relying on his strength, one punch could shatter Liu Lei's head...

Liu Lei saw Li Tai angrily leaving, but no one paid him any attention, and felt sad in his heart. This His Royal Highness has a really cold temperament... He wanted to stand up and walk away. After struggling a few times, he felt dizzy in his head. , did not stand up.

Fang Jun, who was on the side, rushed over, and with a pair of iron arms, he lifted Liu Lei up like a little chicken, and kept complaining in his mouth: "Oh, Yushi Liu, you are true, you said You can't say something, you have to let me hit you? I don't know that you are so inexperienced, I should have saved some strength if I knew it earlier... I'm so sorry, I blame it all on me... I'm born stupid, really I don't understand the thinking of you scholars, and you actually let others beat you... I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out, they all say that my brain is not good, and I don't look at your brain very well..."

This made Liu Lei so angry that he fell backwards and almost fell to the ground again.

Liu Lei shivered all over, raised a blood-stained face, and pointed at Fang Jun with trembling: "You...you waited for me, but you beat the court officials, waiting for me to share your book with your majesty, you have to be ruthless. You shall not be punished for your sins..."

It's okay if he didn't say this, Fang Jun was instantly angry when he said that.

"You asked me to fight, and you have to join me for a copy after the fight. It's a touch of porcelain with you, isn't it? Damn it, Liu Yushi, you are too immoral, you are clearly Huang Gai's bitter trick! I thought Fang Jun was honest and honest, but I actually fell for you..."

Liu Lei heard the words and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, bitter meat plan?
You are the only one who is bitter, and your whole family is bitter!
Have you ever seen someone do this trick?
Liu Lei finally understood that he really couldn't understand with this idiot. That's ok, just keep playing stupid, I should wait!

Liu Lei shoved Fang Jun away, staggering away, but the thin northern shadow trembled in the bleak north wind, very desolate...

After this riot, everyone lost the thought of drinking flower wine and dispersed.

"Brother, good work!"

Duan Gui, the third son of Duan Zhixuan, Duke of Bao Guo said.

"That punch was very handsome, very my style!"

Qu Tuquan nodded shamelessly in praise.

Yuwen Shi and his second son, Yuwen Luohan, patted Fang Jun on the shoulder and said, "Before the next time, just say a word and let's go together."

Yuwen Luohan's name is very interesting, his elder brother's name is even better, it is called Zen Master Yuwen, and his sister is Yuwen Xiutuo Luo...

As for the ethnic minorities, the culture is very different from that of the Central Plains. Even if they have been integrated for many years, there are still conflicts and differences in some places of origin.

Li Zhen looked righteous and said: "Erlang, don't worry, today's affairs are all from a certain person, and I will not let Erlang bear the guilt and punishment for a certain person, and a certain person will write to your majesty and plead guilty. However, I would like to thank Erlang today, and there are not many foolish brothers. Say, from now on, your second roommate is my Li Zhen's brother!"

Fang Jun was taken aback and quickly said: "Brother is not allowed, I beat people, I will recognize them if I want to, I will bear the punishment if I want to beat them, my brother hastily wrote a letter, except for putting himself in for nothing. , it makes no sense!"

Just kidding, I was deliberately causing trouble, and I continued my "self-defeating" cause, "the marriage has not been lifted, and the comrades still need to work hard"... It's not easy to manage the image of a foolish boy who is stunned and foolish. If you let Li Zhen join in , the effect is naturally greatly reduced.

Li Zhen said sternly: "Is it the one who wants the brother to take responsibility?"

Fang Jun smiled bitterly and said, "Brothers don't have to care so much, they are their own brothers, so what's the difference between them?"

Having said this, Li Zhen took a deep look at Fang Jun, nodded, and said no more.A real man, but his mother-in-law and mother were looked down upon by others. Fang Jun's friendship for standing up to protect his face was remembered in his heart.

It's just that he didn't know, the reason why Fang Jun came forward was to help him protect his face, but more to find fault...

Only Miss Li Xue, who had been making soy sauce beside her, looked strange, looked at Fang Jun, her eyes were full of resentment, she bit her cherry lips and sighed softly, "Erlang is really righteous, but you came to the slave's house twice. I've beaten a prince every time, it's really..."

Disrupting your business?

Or bring more fame to yourself?

Miss Lixue couldn't tell whether she was happy or disappointed.

Fang Jun didn't care, but smiled and said, "It just means that the girl is beautiful and beautiful, and the men are willing to bow down under the pomegranate skirt and rush to it..."

Miss Li Xue's eyes rolled, the waves glittered, and she said softly, "Erlang would also like to fall under the pomegranate skirt of the slave family?"

With bright eyes and white teeth, and a gentle expression, with such an ambiguous sentence, Ren Jun picks up a delicate and charming look, and even the old monk in the temple is afraid that he will also be moved...

Fang Jun's heart skipped a beat, looking at this delicate and pretty face, and her red lips as plump as cherry blossoms, he secretly swallowed his saliva, and said, "I'm afraid your skirt is a bit short..."

After saying these rascal words, Fang Jun swayed and left.

Only Miss Lixue was left, leading a group of trembling little maids, standing in the cold wind, staring at the quiet courtyard with no guests.

After a while, a woman who looked like a mammy came over and whispered in Li Xue's ear, "This second roommate is really a good deal, and it's a good opportunity to mess up the girl twice!"

Although the voice was soft, it was full of annoyance.

Miss Li Xue showed a smile, like a plum blossom blooming, gorgeous and incomparable, and said softly: "There is a chance, but this second room doesn't seem to be as dumb as it looks, it's really interesting..."

　It is said that collections can refresh the mind, and tickets can nourish the kidneys...

　
(End of this chapter)