Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 475

Fang Jun didn't get angry with a squire, but just curled his lips and said disdainfully, "I said, Great Chancellor Gar, your squire's quality is really getting lower and lower."

Lu Dong didn't take it seriously, still smiling, and said politely: "I made Erlang laugh, these subordinates have eyes but don't know Taishan, I don't know Erlang your talent and reputation, I am offended, forgive me, forgive me!"

"Get angry with them? That's not the case, doesn't this mean that you surrender your identity?"

Fang Jun said with a smile, and then added: "If you provoke me, the great minister, we are equal, and if we can't say something, we have to mess with you and beat you up!"

Lu Dongzan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I am a foreigner, how dare I be rude in this Chang'an imperial capital for no reason? Erlang is joking... This time I invited the Prince of Hejian to drink and talk again. Have a drink together?"

Mentioning the Prince of Hejian is to put pressure on Fang Jun, boy, I have a good relationship with the Prince of the Tang Dynasty, so don't make trouble...

"The Prince of Hejian?"

Fang Jun rolled his eyes, and his heart skipped a beat.

It is said that in history, His Majesty Li Er agreed to the Tubo marriage and married Princess Wencheng to the Tubo Zamp Songtsen Gampo.And this Princess Wencheng is not the biological daughter of His Majesty Li Er, but a clan daughter. Some historians have speculated that this Princess Wencheng is most likely the daughter of Li Xiaogong, the king of Hejian County...

This time in history, His Majesty Li Er was stimulated by his own words from the backbone of the country, and it was mixed up.

So what is Lu Dongzan doing this time?
How did you find Li Xiaogong again?
Although Li Xiaogong has a very high status, he has no influence in the court.Probably because of avoiding suspicion, never asking about political affairs, always thinking hard about how to contaminate himself, so that His Majesty Li Er put down his guard and jealousy...

Speaking of self-defeating, Fang Jun also did it, but compared with Li Xiaogong, it was really nothing.

In the sixth year of Wude, Du Fuwei's subordinate Fu Gong Yi rebelled against Tang, killed Wang Xiongdan, and led his troops to occupy Huzhou.Xiaogong led his troops to Jiujiang, and Li Jing, Li Ji, Huang Junhan, Zhang Zhenzhou, and Lu Zushang were all under his command.Fugong Ying was poor, gave up Danyang and fled, Xiaogong sent cavalry to pursue it, captured Fugong Ying in Wukang, killed the governor of Yuezhou, Kan Ling, and pacified Jiangnan.

Worshiping Yangzhou Grand Governor, Jianghuai and Lingnan states are all under his command.

When the Sui Dynasty came into chaos, the Li family, except Li Shimin led the army across the world, only Li Xiaogong was the only one in the clan who was able to stand on his own and made great achievements.

Li Xiaogong defeated the big bandits twice, starting from the Huaihe River in the north, covering the Yangtze River in the east, and crossing the mountains to the south, all under his control.

Whether it is Li Yuan, or Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin, it is inevitable that there will be some suspicions about the masters who are highly successful. This is inevitable and it is human nature. Li Xiaogong knows this well.Therefore, he claimed that he would use his prestige to show off the world, build a mansion in the stone city, and set up an outpost to patrol to protect himself.Someone falsely accused him of treason, so he was called back to the capital, and he was questioned by relevant departments. Without evidence, he was pardoned as Zong Zhengqing.

How could there be evidence?Li Yuan understands that this is his nephew who is stigmatizing himself and expressing his feelings to himself...

Li Xiaogong, this is a capable, courageous, and extremely insightful man.

Lu Dongzan entertained Li Xiaogong, what is the purpose of this?

Thinking of this, Fang Jun nodded happily and said, "As much as you wish, since the Master is so gracious, how can I be rude to refuse? Otherwise, it will not be cold to the Master's heart, so let's go quickly, don't let the king take a long time. Wait……"

Lu Dongzan was a little dumbfounded...

Boy, I'm just being polite, and then mentioning you, we also have a background, don't provoke me with nothing, why did you sincerely want to invite you to a banquet?
This face is too thick...

Lu Dongzan was so helpless, the words had already been said, should he say "I'm just talking to you for fun" now?If this is the case, he can guarantee that the bastard in front of him will be able to go crazy on the spot, and even beat himself up.As for what involves disputes between the two countries, provokes protests in Tibet, or even triggers a war, will this bastard care about this?

Anyway, people are backed by a big tree, no matter how much they mess around, no one can do anything to him.

Lu Dongzan really had a headache, and secretly regretted it. What do you say I'm a bitch, it's over if I go in directly, why do I have to say hello to him?
Do it yourself...

The matter has come to this point, no matter how unwilling it is, it cannot be refused.

Lu Dongzan could only squeeze out a smile: "Erlang is famous all over the world, but he is a famous person today. If you are willing to appreciate it, I can't ask for it..."

Fang Jun laughed and looked very proud, and patted Lu Dongzan's shoulder affectionately: "This is true or not, if you don't believe me, go ask, this whole city of Chang'an, who wants to invite someone to drink and have fun, You can queue up to Chengtianmen! But is someone so easy to invite? That is to say, you are on the verge of meeting the great master, and this is how you will be rewarded!"

Lu Dongzan laughed, which was even uglier than crying...

At the same time, I secretly wondered in my heart, I was considered a smart person, how could I always be deflated in front of this guy?

Then, he came to a conclusion.

It is true that he is a smart person, but he wants shame, and facing this shameless Fang Erlang, he is naturally shriveled and restrained everywhere.

It turns out that people are shameless and can be invincible!
Fang Jun never thought that, being ridiculed by him, Lu Dong praised the essence of "Hou Hei Xue", and applied this experience to the officials of the Tang Dynasty in the future. Tang, a group of old pedants who are full of benevolence, righteousness, morality, courtesy, and shame, vomited blood with anger...

Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi were reluctant to see Li Xiaogong.

Speaking of which, both of them were born in the military commander system. No matter Li Ji or Cheng Yaojin, they fought side by side with Li Xiaogong in those days. Although they may not be very close, their relationship is not estranged.But Li Xiaogong is of high seniority. This time he came out to have fun. Who would have the patience to drink with an elder?
However, the two of them are looking forward to Fang Jun now. Fang Jun went to find Li Xiaogong. The two of them didn't have much interest in staying, so they followed along with a sad face...

For the sister of Zuixianlou, if you make a list of the most unpopular guests, there is no doubt that Fang Jun will definitely be ranked first, but if you make another list of the most popular, Fang Jun Probably the first...

In the eyes of these sisters, Fang Jun is definitely a love-hate model.

He is very talented, and his exports are well established. How many poems are circulated among the Goulan brothels. If he can get a poem from Fang Er, he can immediately double his worth and skyrocket, and his reputation shines in Pingkangfang. He doesn't know how to beat or scold these sisters, but he specifically fights against other guests, no matter whether it is the prince or the minister.

Therefore, when Fang Jun appeared in the lobby, he was greeted with countless sad, love-hate eyes.

It made Lu Dongzan a little confused...

Although the Zuixianlou has survived ups and downs, the old bustard has changed it.

Now this one is more in line with Fang Jun's aesthetic, Huaxin's age, natural beauty, beautiful face without too much powder, fair and smooth face looking very attractive, wearing a long purple dress, waist Slender limbs, smiling sweetly.

There is a light ripe taste...

"Grand Chancellor, the lord has been waiting for you for a long time..."

Surprisingly, this Lu Dongzan seemed to be a frequent visitor to Zuixianlou. As soon as he showed up, the old lady greeted him with a smile and an affectionate greeting.

When he turned his eyes and saw Fang Jun, he suddenly raised his plain white hand and covered his red lips in surprise: "Oh my God! It's Fang Erlang who is actually here? I've heard your name for a long time, my sister in this building. Son, seeing Tian’er chanting your name, I dream of recommending a pillow seat, in order to obtain a poem by Erlang, or to make a name and escape from this sea of ​​misery…”

I've seen it before, but I've never seen it.

Fang Jun looked up and down this old prostitute, who seemed to be too young, and smiled: "Sister, don't be joking, this person is real, and you can't take your flattery words seriously. It's better to get into my sister's bed, you don't want to catch a reporter."

"cluck"

The old bustard laughed so much that the branches trembled, adding a bit of seductive charm to the beauty. He leaned up and smiled tenderly: "Look at what you said? The slave family can't even look forward to it, if Erlang didn't dislike the slave family. The old pearl is yellow, and it can give the slave family a chance to tactfully inherit happiness, which is really a blessing from a previous life..."

The beauty is like jade, the body is like crispy, and a faint fragrance fills Fang Jun's nose, making Fang Jun, who has not known the taste of meat for a long time, warm his heart, and his hand subconsciously surrounds the slender handle that can be grasped. The waist, squeezed hard...

At this moment, a person suddenly said from the balcony on the second floor: "Miss Min, please don't provoke this kid again, this is this king's future niece-in-law, so let him go. Boy, don't let this king come up here. !"

(End of this chapter)