NOVEL SIMPLE Very villainous heroines from all walks of life rely on me
Chapter 293 Singing Double Reed
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"Xiao Lizi, concentrate on driving! A female driver like you is the scariest!"
Zhang Sizheng has behaved himself this time, his mouth and hand addictions are over, now just look at the scenery outside.
Now in the cab, he and Li Zhili were the only two people, Yan Qingqiu ran back and went back to arrange her makeup and clothes.
The car I drove didn't take the expressway, but the national highway, so it was a beautiful thing to look at the rural scenery outside.
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"Brother Zhang, what's wrong with the female driver? Don't look down on the female driver!"
Li Zhili was a little unconvinced. Her driver's license test was based on her ability, and she passed it once. Now that a man questioned her like this, she felt a little uncomfortable.
"After the female driver hit something, didn't she know how to get out of the car to check the situation? If I hadn't reminded you, you would have hit and run! You will be held accountable!"
"I just didn't realize it. When I do, I will definitely go down and check!"
Li Zhili continued to refute.
"Hehe, if you bump into someone, after you realize it, he won't be able to get medical treatment in time, and he will just burp! Then you are a murderer! You will be jailed!"
"It's not as serious as you said. If it was really a person, I would have run away!"
After listening to her, Zhang Sizheng shook his head with a smile, then picked up his mobile phone and called the "Patrol Bureau". Before he could speak, he spoke first.
"Hey, are you from the police station? I found that someone hit a wild boar here, and I want to report it!"
"Hey, good sir, please tell me the details of what happened, and I will record it for you here!"
On the other side of the phone is a female voice.
If you often follow Zhang Sizheng's side, you will be very familiar with this voice. The owner of this voice is Lu Wanning.
The two had a good understanding, as soon as Zhang Sizheng opened his mouth, Lu Wanning understood something, so he immediately reacted.
Li Zhili, who was concentrating on driving, panicked, and quickly parked the car on the side of the road, rushing over to snatch his mobile phone.
"Comrade Patrolman, he is talking nonsense, don't believe it! I didn't hit a wild boar! I really didn't hit a wild boar!"
She grabbed Zhang Sizheng's arm with both hands, pulled and pulled, and kept explaining, for fear that someone would record it for herself.
"Madam, please honestly explain what happened, otherwise, you will wait to come to the police station for inspection!"
Lu Wanning spoke very seriously, and she could hear the voice on the other side of the phone clearly. She understood that her brother Zhang was playing tricks on people again.
"Comrade Patrolman, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. I hit a wild boar, but it ran away! My car is not driving fast, and there is nothing wrong with that wild boar!"
Li Zhili panicked, she couldn't pull or pull, she couldn't move, so that she lay on Zhang Sizheng's lap, and her movements were very indecent.
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"Hey, the world is getting worse, and the young people are too impetuous to do this kind of thing in broad daylight, and they can't bear it at all!"
At this time, an old man herding cattle came over on his cattle. After seeing Li Zhili's movements clearly, he couldn't help shaking his head, lamenting that the current society lacks the slightest sense of propriety and shame.
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Zhang Sizheng was almost bursting out laughing in the car, this old man is really carefree, he can think of so many things with just one movement, he is really a talent.
Li Zhili didn't hear the old man's sigh. Now she only thought about how to get Zhang Sizheng to hang up the phone.
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"Ma'am, you said you didn't hit a wild boar before, but now you say that you did hit a wild boar. What you said before and after is very contradictory, so I judge that you must have hit a wild boar, and even escaped!"
"No, Comrade Patrolman, the wild boar is really fine, you must trust me!"
While Li Zhili was talking, she begged Zhang Sizheng with her eyes and movements to say something to her, and then hung up the phone.
"Sir, did you see the boar hit by her?"
Lu Wanning is asking what Zhang Sizheng means.
"The wild boar was hit by her!"
Zhang Sizheng is very sure.
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Angrily, Li Zhili pinched him on the leg, and said inwardly, "How can this man talk nonsense? How can he slander people like this? I am really convinced. No wonder the boss called him a jerk, so he is such a jerk! It's too much, it's too much, do you think it's fun to bully yourself? He's not manly at all! I really don't know how the boss likes him!"
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Zhang Sizheng looked at her pouting, resentful, and then spoke again.
"But, the wild boar ran away at the end, I don't know, is the wild boar okay!"
Hearing what he said, Li Zhili finally breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of the hand that twisted his thigh.
"Sir, are you sure? This is an important matter, don't tell lies!"
"Really, absolutely!"
Zhang Sizheng also reached out and touched Li Zhili's little head.
Li Zhili twisted and shook off his hand.
"You said the boar was hit by the lady, but the boar ran away!"
Lu Wanning confirmed the matter again.
"Yes, Sheriff!"
"Well, in order to pursue accountability later, we need to ask that lady for her name, phone number, and ID number. Please hand her the phone number!"
"Give you!"
Zhang Sizheng handed over the phone to Li Zhili. Just now, he took the opportunity to change the note of (Little Baby Wanning) to the phone note of the police station. If you don't look carefully, most people can't find it.
Li Zhili took the phone and glanced at it. After confirming the authenticity of the number, she quickly put it to her ear.
"Hello, Sheriff!"
She spoke tremblingly and politely, and her hands were still shaking. It could be seen that she was very nervous.
"Hello ma'am, please give me your phone number and ID information, I need to register here!"
"Master Sheriff, can you let me go! That wild boar is really fine!"
Li Zhili is still "struggling".
"It doesn't matter if you have anything to say, the wild boar has the final say, what if the wild boar dies? Should we hold you accountable? Ma'am, I hope you can recognize the legal knowledge!"
Zhang Sizheng didn't want her to let go, so Lu Wanning stepped up his "strike".
"what?"
"If the wild boar is really dead, how will I be punished?"
Li Zhili panicked completely. The other party's business-like attitude made her feel like she was about to go in for a public meal immediately.
"According to the criminal law of our country, if you kill or intentionally kill a protected animal, you will be sentenced according to the level of the protected animal.
Wild boar is a level 10 protected animal in our country. After you hit it to death, you will face 6 months in prison, and then you will be fined 10 yuan! "
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"Xiao Lizi, concentrate on driving! A female driver like you is the scariest!"
Zhang Sizheng has behaved himself this time, his mouth and hand addictions are over, now just look at the scenery outside.
Now in the cab, he and Li Zhili were the only two people, Yan Qingqiu ran back and went back to arrange her makeup and clothes.
The car I drove didn't take the expressway, but the national highway, so it was a beautiful thing to look at the rural scenery outside.
……
"Brother Zhang, what's wrong with the female driver? Don't look down on the female driver!"
Li Zhili was a little unconvinced. Her driver's license test was based on her ability, and she passed it once. Now that a man questioned her like this, she felt a little uncomfortable.
"After the female driver hit something, didn't she know how to get out of the car to check the situation? If I hadn't reminded you, you would have hit and run! You will be held accountable!"
"I just didn't realize it. When I do, I will definitely go down and check!"
Li Zhili continued to refute.
"Hehe, if you bump into someone, after you realize it, he won't be able to get medical treatment in time, and he will just burp! Then you are a murderer! You will be jailed!"
"It's not as serious as you said. If it was really a person, I would have run away!"
After listening to her, Zhang Sizheng shook his head with a smile, then picked up his mobile phone and called the "Patrol Bureau". Before he could speak, he spoke first.
"Hey, are you from the police station? I found that someone hit a wild boar here, and I want to report it!"
"Hey, good sir, please tell me the details of what happened, and I will record it for you here!"
On the other side of the phone is a female voice.
If you often follow Zhang Sizheng's side, you will be very familiar with this voice. The owner of this voice is Lu Wanning.
The two had a good understanding, as soon as Zhang Sizheng opened his mouth, Lu Wanning understood something, so he immediately reacted.
Li Zhili, who was concentrating on driving, panicked, and quickly parked the car on the side of the road, rushing over to snatch his mobile phone.
"Comrade Patrolman, he is talking nonsense, don't believe it! I didn't hit a wild boar! I really didn't hit a wild boar!"
She grabbed Zhang Sizheng's arm with both hands, pulled and pulled, and kept explaining, for fear that someone would record it for herself.
"Madam, please honestly explain what happened, otherwise, you will wait to come to the police station for inspection!"
Lu Wanning spoke very seriously, and she could hear the voice on the other side of the phone clearly. She understood that her brother Zhang was playing tricks on people again.
"Comrade Patrolman, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. I hit a wild boar, but it ran away! My car is not driving fast, and there is nothing wrong with that wild boar!"
Li Zhili panicked, she couldn't pull or pull, she couldn't move, so that she lay on Zhang Sizheng's lap, and her movements were very indecent.
……
"Hey, the world is getting worse, and the young people are too impetuous to do this kind of thing in broad daylight, and they can't bear it at all!"
At this time, an old man herding cattle came over on his cattle. After seeing Li Zhili's movements clearly, he couldn't help shaking his head, lamenting that the current society lacks the slightest sense of propriety and shame.
……
Zhang Sizheng was almost bursting out laughing in the car, this old man is really carefree, he can think of so many things with just one movement, he is really a talent.
Li Zhili didn't hear the old man's sigh. Now she only thought about how to get Zhang Sizheng to hang up the phone.
……
"Ma'am, you said you didn't hit a wild boar before, but now you say that you did hit a wild boar. What you said before and after is very contradictory, so I judge that you must have hit a wild boar, and even escaped!"
"No, Comrade Patrolman, the wild boar is really fine, you must trust me!"
While Li Zhili was talking, she begged Zhang Sizheng with her eyes and movements to say something to her, and then hung up the phone.
"Sir, did you see the boar hit by her?"
Lu Wanning is asking what Zhang Sizheng means.
"The wild boar was hit by her!"
Zhang Sizheng is very sure.
……
Angrily, Li Zhili pinched him on the leg, and said inwardly, "How can this man talk nonsense? How can he slander people like this? I am really convinced. No wonder the boss called him a jerk, so he is such a jerk! It's too much, it's too much, do you think it's fun to bully yourself? He's not manly at all! I really don't know how the boss likes him!"
……
Zhang Sizheng looked at her pouting, resentful, and then spoke again.
"But, the wild boar ran away at the end, I don't know, is the wild boar okay!"
Hearing what he said, Li Zhili finally breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of the hand that twisted his thigh.
"Sir, are you sure? This is an important matter, don't tell lies!"
"Really, absolutely!"
Zhang Sizheng also reached out and touched Li Zhili's little head.
Li Zhili twisted and shook off his hand.
"You said the boar was hit by the lady, but the boar ran away!"
Lu Wanning confirmed the matter again.
"Yes, Sheriff!"
"Well, in order to pursue accountability later, we need to ask that lady for her name, phone number, and ID number. Please hand her the phone number!"
"Give you!"
Zhang Sizheng handed over the phone to Li Zhili. Just now, he took the opportunity to change the note of (Little Baby Wanning) to the phone note of the police station. If you don't look carefully, most people can't find it.
Li Zhili took the phone and glanced at it. After confirming the authenticity of the number, she quickly put it to her ear.
"Hello, Sheriff!"
She spoke tremblingly and politely, and her hands were still shaking. It could be seen that she was very nervous.
"Hello ma'am, please give me your phone number and ID information, I need to register here!"
"Master Sheriff, can you let me go! That wild boar is really fine!"
Li Zhili is still "struggling".
"It doesn't matter if you have anything to say, the wild boar has the final say, what if the wild boar dies? Should we hold you accountable? Ma'am, I hope you can recognize the legal knowledge!"
Zhang Sizheng didn't want her to let go, so Lu Wanning stepped up his "strike".
"what?"
"If the wild boar is really dead, how will I be punished?"
Li Zhili panicked completely. The other party's business-like attitude made her feel like she was about to go in for a public meal immediately.
"According to the criminal law of our country, if you kill or intentionally kill a protected animal, you will be sentenced according to the level of the protected animal.
Wild boar is a level 10 protected animal in our country. After you hit it to death, you will face 6 months in prison, and then you will be fined 10 yuan! "
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