NOVEL SIMPLE Villain: Madam, would you like to dine with me tonight?
Chapter 11 Kirin Kidney
Early the next morning, the morning light was dim.
Yingxue in her arms breathes lightly and sleeps sweetly.
Cao Bin leaned over and kissed her gently on the forehead, then tiptoed to wash up and went downstairs to get breakfast.
"dad?"
Father and son have an awkward encounter in a restaurant.
My son's face was glowing red, and my eyes were sunken, as if a female ghost had sucked all the energy out of him last night.
"Why do you look so bad? Didn't you sleep well last night?"
"You still have the nerve to ask, it's all your fault, you brat!"
"What's wrong with me? What does it have to do with me?" Cao Bin was confused.
"I'm begging you, son. I understand that young people have fun. Don't let your mother see it again. She really wants it! Your father and I can't stand the old bones of those who run to Wuzhang. So much trouble."
"Remember! From now on, you young people will close the door and make trouble on your own. Don't..."
"Hubby~ I'm hungry!"
"Come on, come on, wife!"
As he said that, Cao Song held his waist with his left hand and limped towards the master bedroom with the bird's nest porridge in his right hand. The sight of the aggrieved back made Cao Bin feel distressed.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no wonder people say that thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and fifty can absorb dirt while sitting on the ground. Mom is so fierce!"
Back in the room, Yingxue was already awake.
She sat half-up on the bedside, hugging her knees and looking out the window.
The sun shone obliquely on her body, her soft hair covered half of her face, her face was pure and flawless without any makeup, and her eyes were slightly dull.
That state was like a Haishuang boutique ragdoll cat, lazy and confused.
"Awake?"
"Hmm~"
Although the two of them were affectionate last night, when their eyes met at this moment, Yingxue couldn't help but blush and subconsciously looked away.
Strangely enough, last night was clearly the first time the two of them slept together, but it was the most peaceful sleep she had ever had at Cao's house.
"Get up and wash up. Bring breakfast so it doesn't get cold for a while. By the way, is it still hurting down there? Where is the Tianxiang Jade Dew? Do you want me to apply some more for you~"
"(??へ??╬)"
Seeing that Yingxue didn't say anything but stared at him angrily, Cao Bin smiled and said, "Okay, we are an old married couple. I have never seen anything about you, and I won't laugh at you."
"Who is an old married couple with you? It's only been twice!"
"Oh~ So two times don't count as an old couple? Then I will work hard to make us an old couple as soon as possible. Ms. Tang Yingxue, you must also try your best to cooperate~"
"Bah~ I said I would cooperate with you, how shameless!???" Yingxue spat fiercely.
His face was full of disgust, but his heart was clearly sweet.
Overnight, everything seemed to have changed.
I actually enjoyed this kind of playful and colorful bickering with Cao Bin.
Yingxue knew very well that at this time, she had already recognized and accepted his performance from the bottom of her heart.
She chuckled happily, and was even somewhat grateful that this guy's rudeness during the day yesterday allowed her to truly see her heart.
If it weren't for this guy's brutality, I don't know how long it would have taken for him to get to this point based on his arrogant and restrained temperament.
Looking at his busy back serving breakfast for her, Yingxue suddenly felt very relieved.
Well, the gentle and considerate him is back.
I will be nicer to him in the future.
"Let me tell you something interesting. I just went downstairs and met my dad in the restaurant..."
Cao Bin smiled and told what had just happened. Yingxue's jaw almost dropped. She asked like a curious baby: "Is it true?"
"Why are you lying to me! So, my parents know what happened between us and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Now you also know their embarrassing things. At worst, my mother will make fun of you again and use this as a counterattack."
"How dare I~"
Yingxue, who was brushing her teeth, winced and said vaguely: "I'm afraid Auntie will tear me to pieces on the spot~"
Last night, Ding Yuechun's words to intimidate her husband, "Labor and Capital Shu Dao San", still shudder when I think about it.
But when I saw the jade bracelet on my hand, thinking about the scene in the restaurant last night, I really didn't seem so ashamed.
Yes, as long as he cares about me, other people's opinions don't seem to be that important.
Moreover, my aunt seems to really recognize me.
However, the Tang family...
"don’t worry."
Cao Bin suddenly hugged her waist from behind and said affectionately: "I, Cao Bin, will do what I say, and I will give you a clear and clean Tang family today!"
Yingxue trembled slightly.
So sweet inside.
Cao Bin, if you can keep your word, I, Tang Yingxue, will never let you down in this life!
[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for completely awakening the heroine's feelings and plundering the protagonist's luck 10. The protagonist Ye Fan's current remaining luck is: 75. The host's current luck value is: 12. Do you want to enter the luck mall for a lottery? 】
"smoke!"
[Okay, the host currently has 12 points of luck left. Do you want to perform four draws in a row? 】
"What is the difference between continuous draw and single draw?"
[The probability of winning in consecutive draws is greater~]
"That's very good, don't say it next time!" Cao Bin was speechless and thought to himself, "Do I know that the probability of drawing four times in a row is greater than a single draw?"
This system is not a good thing, and the words are all traps.
"Forget it! Just do it four times in a row. If you don't get something good, I won't be done with you."
【Okay!Ding~]
A low-quality lottery carousel not produced in many department stores and supermarkets appeared in Cao Bin's mind. As the system's electronic sound sounded like a wind chime, it began to rotate rapidly.
【ding~】
The turntable stopped.
[Congratulations to the host for winning the lost elixir of traditional Chinese medicine: Fu Ling Zi Dan; congratulations to the host for winning the 'Kilin Kidney' voucher! 】
"Gone?"
[The middle probability of low-level Qi Luck Mall is 10%. It is already very rare to get two out of four.Moreover, Fuling Zidan is a sacred medicine in ancient medical classics. It has miraculous effects on severe internal injuries. In ancient times, it was worth at least a thousand taels of gold. It is still priceless in the market today. It has a miraculous effect on the rejection reaction of allogeneic organ transplant patients, and can make patients It’s no exaggeration to say that it’s back to life as it was before! 】
"Come on, come on! Let's put the matter of the Purple Pill of Restoration aside for now. System, tell me, what the hell is a voucher? Why? I won the lottery and you asked me to spend more money to buy it, right? Just like the Yile routine of a shopping mall gold store , I have to be grateful to you for spending money, right?"
[Um...Host, please don't get excited, it's not buying with money, it's using luck to redeem it]
['Kilin Kidney' is the second most valuable thing in this system. Its value is at least 500 luck points. If you obtain it directly from the low-level luck mall that starts at three points, it does not meet the leverage ratio, so you can only issue vouchers. Don’t worry, the vouchers are also very affordable, with a 250% discount. As long as you gather [-] luck points within three months, you can redeem them directly. 】
"Your uncle! [-]% off? I really want to break your bones! This method of giving birth to a child without an asshole, your boss's surname is Ma, right?"
[Host, be careful, beware of disaster befalling you. ???】
"I******, you big****, give me back 12 points of luck!"
【…】
[Ding~ Return 6 points of luck to the host, the current luck value is: 6]
"That's it?"
[Host, don’t go too far. I’ve already given you back the luck you lost. I really can’t take any more. If I take more, Shang Shang will go bankrupt! o(╥﹏╥)o】
"Humph~!"
Cao Bin felt better now.
"Hey, you said you wanted to call me superior? That's okay. Which one do you want to call me?"
[It’s not the host, it’s the noble Shang! 】
"A noble hammer, a black-hearted capitalist! What's your last name?"
[Shang Shang is called Shang Shang, I don’t know what his last name is. 】
"Well, from today on, your last name is with me, Cao Shangshang, and I am your father!"
[Okay, host dad. ???】
"Hey~! You've learned your lesson now. Tell me, what is the use of the Kirin Kidney? It costs 500 luck points, but it costs 250 with a [-]% discount... Wait, Cao Shangshang, are you scolding your father and me? "
[Host dad, how dare Shang Shang, the setting is like this and I can't help it. As for the effect of the Kirin Kidney, it is very powerful. Having the Kirin Kidney can make you invulnerable. You can fight in one night... Um, no, you can become a martial arts master in one step! ”]
"Huh! So you can become as strong as Mark by getting the Kirin Kidney?"
Ye Fan's appearance has become stronger than him?
interesting!
[Strictly speaking, the force value is indeed [-]-[-] when it comes to fighting for life head-on, but if it comes to bed skills, Ye Fan is not worthy of carrying your shoes to a host with a unicorn kidney. (`へ?*)ノ】
Wonderful!
°???(???)???°
Yingxue in her arms breathes lightly and sleeps sweetly.
Cao Bin leaned over and kissed her gently on the forehead, then tiptoed to wash up and went downstairs to get breakfast.
"dad?"
Father and son have an awkward encounter in a restaurant.
My son's face was glowing red, and my eyes were sunken, as if a female ghost had sucked all the energy out of him last night.
"Why do you look so bad? Didn't you sleep well last night?"
"You still have the nerve to ask, it's all your fault, you brat!"
"What's wrong with me? What does it have to do with me?" Cao Bin was confused.
"I'm begging you, son. I understand that young people have fun. Don't let your mother see it again. She really wants it! Your father and I can't stand the old bones of those who run to Wuzhang. So much trouble."
"Remember! From now on, you young people will close the door and make trouble on your own. Don't..."
"Hubby~ I'm hungry!"
"Come on, come on, wife!"
As he said that, Cao Song held his waist with his left hand and limped towards the master bedroom with the bird's nest porridge in his right hand. The sight of the aggrieved back made Cao Bin feel distressed.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no wonder people say that thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and fifty can absorb dirt while sitting on the ground. Mom is so fierce!"
Back in the room, Yingxue was already awake.
She sat half-up on the bedside, hugging her knees and looking out the window.
The sun shone obliquely on her body, her soft hair covered half of her face, her face was pure and flawless without any makeup, and her eyes were slightly dull.
That state was like a Haishuang boutique ragdoll cat, lazy and confused.
"Awake?"
"Hmm~"
Although the two of them were affectionate last night, when their eyes met at this moment, Yingxue couldn't help but blush and subconsciously looked away.
Strangely enough, last night was clearly the first time the two of them slept together, but it was the most peaceful sleep she had ever had at Cao's house.
"Get up and wash up. Bring breakfast so it doesn't get cold for a while. By the way, is it still hurting down there? Where is the Tianxiang Jade Dew? Do you want me to apply some more for you~"
"(??へ??╬)"
Seeing that Yingxue didn't say anything but stared at him angrily, Cao Bin smiled and said, "Okay, we are an old married couple. I have never seen anything about you, and I won't laugh at you."
"Who is an old married couple with you? It's only been twice!"
"Oh~ So two times don't count as an old couple? Then I will work hard to make us an old couple as soon as possible. Ms. Tang Yingxue, you must also try your best to cooperate~"
"Bah~ I said I would cooperate with you, how shameless!???" Yingxue spat fiercely.
His face was full of disgust, but his heart was clearly sweet.
Overnight, everything seemed to have changed.
I actually enjoyed this kind of playful and colorful bickering with Cao Bin.
Yingxue knew very well that at this time, she had already recognized and accepted his performance from the bottom of her heart.
She chuckled happily, and was even somewhat grateful that this guy's rudeness during the day yesterday allowed her to truly see her heart.
If it weren't for this guy's brutality, I don't know how long it would have taken for him to get to this point based on his arrogant and restrained temperament.
Looking at his busy back serving breakfast for her, Yingxue suddenly felt very relieved.
Well, the gentle and considerate him is back.
I will be nicer to him in the future.
"Let me tell you something interesting. I just went downstairs and met my dad in the restaurant..."
Cao Bin smiled and told what had just happened. Yingxue's jaw almost dropped. She asked like a curious baby: "Is it true?"
"Why are you lying to me! So, my parents know what happened between us and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Now you also know their embarrassing things. At worst, my mother will make fun of you again and use this as a counterattack."
"How dare I~"
Yingxue, who was brushing her teeth, winced and said vaguely: "I'm afraid Auntie will tear me to pieces on the spot~"
Last night, Ding Yuechun's words to intimidate her husband, "Labor and Capital Shu Dao San", still shudder when I think about it.
But when I saw the jade bracelet on my hand, thinking about the scene in the restaurant last night, I really didn't seem so ashamed.
Yes, as long as he cares about me, other people's opinions don't seem to be that important.
Moreover, my aunt seems to really recognize me.
However, the Tang family...
"don’t worry."
Cao Bin suddenly hugged her waist from behind and said affectionately: "I, Cao Bin, will do what I say, and I will give you a clear and clean Tang family today!"
Yingxue trembled slightly.
So sweet inside.
Cao Bin, if you can keep your word, I, Tang Yingxue, will never let you down in this life!
[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for completely awakening the heroine's feelings and plundering the protagonist's luck 10. The protagonist Ye Fan's current remaining luck is: 75. The host's current luck value is: 12. Do you want to enter the luck mall for a lottery? 】
"smoke!"
[Okay, the host currently has 12 points of luck left. Do you want to perform four draws in a row? 】
"What is the difference between continuous draw and single draw?"
[The probability of winning in consecutive draws is greater~]
"That's very good, don't say it next time!" Cao Bin was speechless and thought to himself, "Do I know that the probability of drawing four times in a row is greater than a single draw?"
This system is not a good thing, and the words are all traps.
"Forget it! Just do it four times in a row. If you don't get something good, I won't be done with you."
【Okay!Ding~]
A low-quality lottery carousel not produced in many department stores and supermarkets appeared in Cao Bin's mind. As the system's electronic sound sounded like a wind chime, it began to rotate rapidly.
【ding~】
The turntable stopped.
[Congratulations to the host for winning the lost elixir of traditional Chinese medicine: Fu Ling Zi Dan; congratulations to the host for winning the 'Kilin Kidney' voucher! 】
"Gone?"
[The middle probability of low-level Qi Luck Mall is 10%. It is already very rare to get two out of four.Moreover, Fuling Zidan is a sacred medicine in ancient medical classics. It has miraculous effects on severe internal injuries. In ancient times, it was worth at least a thousand taels of gold. It is still priceless in the market today. It has a miraculous effect on the rejection reaction of allogeneic organ transplant patients, and can make patients It’s no exaggeration to say that it’s back to life as it was before! 】
"Come on, come on! Let's put the matter of the Purple Pill of Restoration aside for now. System, tell me, what the hell is a voucher? Why? I won the lottery and you asked me to spend more money to buy it, right? Just like the Yile routine of a shopping mall gold store , I have to be grateful to you for spending money, right?"
[Um...Host, please don't get excited, it's not buying with money, it's using luck to redeem it]
['Kilin Kidney' is the second most valuable thing in this system. Its value is at least 500 luck points. If you obtain it directly from the low-level luck mall that starts at three points, it does not meet the leverage ratio, so you can only issue vouchers. Don’t worry, the vouchers are also very affordable, with a 250% discount. As long as you gather [-] luck points within three months, you can redeem them directly. 】
"Your uncle! [-]% off? I really want to break your bones! This method of giving birth to a child without an asshole, your boss's surname is Ma, right?"
[Host, be careful, beware of disaster befalling you. ???】
"I******, you big****, give me back 12 points of luck!"
【…】
[Ding~ Return 6 points of luck to the host, the current luck value is: 6]
"That's it?"
[Host, don’t go too far. I’ve already given you back the luck you lost. I really can’t take any more. If I take more, Shang Shang will go bankrupt! o(╥﹏╥)o】
"Humph~!"
Cao Bin felt better now.
"Hey, you said you wanted to call me superior? That's okay. Which one do you want to call me?"
[It’s not the host, it’s the noble Shang! 】
"A noble hammer, a black-hearted capitalist! What's your last name?"
[Shang Shang is called Shang Shang, I don’t know what his last name is. 】
"Well, from today on, your last name is with me, Cao Shangshang, and I am your father!"
[Okay, host dad. ???】
"Hey~! You've learned your lesson now. Tell me, what is the use of the Kirin Kidney? It costs 500 luck points, but it costs 250 with a [-]% discount... Wait, Cao Shangshang, are you scolding your father and me? "
[Host dad, how dare Shang Shang, the setting is like this and I can't help it. As for the effect of the Kirin Kidney, it is very powerful. Having the Kirin Kidney can make you invulnerable. You can fight in one night... Um, no, you can become a martial arts master in one step! ”]
"Huh! So you can become as strong as Mark by getting the Kirin Kidney?"
Ye Fan's appearance has become stronger than him?
interesting!
[Strictly speaking, the force value is indeed [-]-[-] when it comes to fighting for life head-on, but if it comes to bed skills, Ye Fan is not worthy of carrying your shoes to a host with a unicorn kidney. (`へ?*)ノ】
Wonderful!
°???(???)???°
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