Watching the Dawn

According to a certain historical view, the West started the vigorous sailing era after solving the problem of fat and protein storage by pointing out the god-level technology-“salted fish”; and China has owned “cured meat (bacon) ) “,” Bacon “and other god-level technologies, so they can be unified as early as possible and continue to expand. By the way, there is frozen meat in Great Russia …

Of course, before salted fish, cured meat and bacon, there is a food technology-not Xuanwei ham! Not Xuanwei ham! Not Xuanwei ham! ——It is dried meat and dried fish. This kind of food storage method that has existed since primitive society is the predecessor of various **** technologies.

However, it is difficult to preserve dried meat (rotting slightly moist) and difficult to eat (even if you have a good mouth, it is hard as a stone), which is an immature way of preservation.

Therefore, in the Skyrim province, if a big game is hunted or a large livestock is slaughtered, many people are usually invited to enjoy it together. Because one person ca n’t finish eating, the meat will be bad after a long time. The implicit meaning of inviting others is that you invite me next time … Over time, this form of frequent invitation has developed into a Nordic-style dining method. banquet.

We all know that there can never be a big prey waiting for you to hunt in this world, even if the best hunter can’t hit the prey. Therefore, the eating habits of the Nords are to eat desperately if you eat something, and hungry if you don’t eat it … not only ordinary people, but also Ella.

So we know how great it is that Haiersin made bread!

Happiness is not a piece of meat when you are full, but bread when you are hungry.

Evening Star and Ella returned with shards of Wuslad, and the celebration must be a party!

The comrades-in-arms group all listened to the live broadcast, and accompanied the two of Ella through this difficult, three-day and two-night adventure. They grieved with Ella ’s grief, and angered with Ella ’s anger. They shared their common ground and deserved the title of “comrades”. The most dangerous things are far more than those encountered by Ella.

But the live broadcast is different after all. Under the atmosphere of a certain scumbag, their experience sounds a hundred times more horrible than the real situation!

Therefore, the two returned home safely, and naturally had to eat and drink, binge binge …

(Beer and liquor, big melon seeds, bread sausage sausage grilled fish fillets.)

“No drinking, no overeating, no …” Twilight stared at the banquet like an old mother, nagging at the puppy behind her ass. “You are still young. If you develop bad habits now, you will become a waste person like them in the future.”

She pointed to Cisco Moon, who was drunk and holding a wine bottle, as an example. Ke Lanxin nodded with fear, ensuring that he would never become such an adult … Then he took advantage of Twilight’s inattention and stole a steak into his mouth.

The mammoth ribs, which are more than one meter long, were swallowed by a dog the size of a small arm without even spitting bones! Wilkens, who was occasionally seen on the side, almost glared his eyes! Realizing that it had been found, the puppy turned his head to face Wilkens, and made a threatening gesture with his teeth!

“Slap ~” A white jade-like slender hand was photographed on its head, and the “Biya grin” was made into a “two ha funny picture”.

“Why! Dare to threaten people, the account in front of me hasn’t counted with you yet!”

Hearing the “front account”, Ke Lan shrank his neck. However, as clever as it was, he immediately moved towards Twilight, wagging his tail to please, and still holding Twilight’s calf with his front paws to death (Wilkens was shocked to drop his chin again).

“… Alas,” Twistar shook his head with a headache. “It seems that we have ignored your education. The gem thing is gone (puppy laugh), but what is the matter with you stealing other people’s elves ?! Tell me clearly! “

“But aren’t they enemies?” Ke Lan puppet sounded like a baby.

She wouldn’t say it was because the burst crystals were all tempting her gleamingly, and the children couldn’t hold it!

A dog even talked? ! Wilkens on the side twitched his ears hard, “I must have been drinking too much to hear!”

“The enemy can’t do it!” Twistar Liu Liu’s eyebrows were raised, and at this moment the mothers of the world possessed. “The enemy is the enemy, and the theft is the theft. These are two different things! You can’t do whatever you want because you are the enemy! The bad habit of children who can’t steal things! … It won’t work!”

That ’s right, it ’s the same as the mothers of the world think-adults can do anything, children ca n’t do anything-because if you do n’t learn well, you will become the same kind of adults …

Ke Lan lowered his head and looked very wronged.

“You might not believe it,” Ke Lan said, puffing up two small paws. “He did it first!”

Although the atmosphere of the banquet was warm, neither of the two protagonists seemed very active.

Twilight took her dog and greeted everyone quietly; and after drinking two bottles of wine, Ella took her wooden bread and hid in the corner to chat.

Because the Nords are used to an unfettered life, no one disturbs them.

“Bread, bread, you said why His Majesty Helsin wanted to tease me! It’s a headache, and I clearly believe him.” The slightly drunk Ella complained, holding the wooden bread. She pouted, like a cute little girl.

On the way back, after listening to Twistar’s careful analysis of the causes and consequences, she finally understood that the expedition was entirely because the big man would be so thrilling! Knowing that she was deceived, Ella did not plummet because of her belief … On the contrary, the grateful Ella, because she could come out of the ancient tomb unharmed, had a great respect for Hersin.

If she goes to make bread at this time, she will definitely find that her bread will be sweeter than most people-because the **** she believes in is totally a helpless and unreasonable fellow. And those who are lustful like Lu Yuan will definitely add three to the beast ear cute girl paper or acquaintance.

“This, probably because he is a boring bastard.” Facing Ella’s question, Bread replied awkwardly.

Now even the dull people should find that the so-called wood bread can talk, in fact, it is just that Helsin is playing tricks on Ella — and Ella ’s approach is almost equivalent to asking face to face. Even Lao Lu would blush.

“Probably because I’m too stupid.” Ella looked at Twilight enviously. “If only I could be as clever as Twilight, your majesty might choose me as a priest … yes, bread, bread, Do you say there are people in this world who are more dumb than me? “

Wood Bread really wants to roll his eyes. Ask me any questions. Are you using me as a “magic mirror”? ! But Ella’s way of blaming her on “Helsing teasing me” has once again hit Lao Lu’s few consciences with a big blow! He really regrets now that he always teases this honest child.

“… None, either.” The wooden bread displayed the font in a tweak. “Among the dumbest people in the world, your IQ is at most one-third, the first third …”

“Ah ~!” The wood bread is still showing on the writing side, but Ella has already turned away, screaming in surprise!

It turned out that the old man Korac was holding the dog of Twilight and rubbing the dog’s face hard! Elladen was frightened with cold sweat-she knew it, but it was a spicy dragon! “Uncle Corak ~” She quickly stood up and ran to the other side.

When she approached, she heard the loud voice of old Korak screaming there, “Twilight, this is your dog! Gee ~” He raised the puppy and looked at it professionally. , There is also a voice. “It looks a little weird … but this is the best! It’s a good dog!”

Hearing that he was praising the dog, Ella ran away with relief. Ke Lan also put on a beautiful shape and waved her tail “Wang ~ Wang ~”.

But Ella heard Corak say next, “It’s still Twilight to be smarter … Stew the dog when I’m in a famine, it’s another pot of good meat!”

Ella fell over.

“Wang!” Ke Lan, who was lifted high by the old man, was furious and was about to scratch the old man’s face and blossom! But you can see Twistar’s threatening eyes and a slight shaking of her head, which can only be turned into a “Wang Wang ~” with a lot of sorrow and tears.

“Hahaha ~!” Ke Lan fled, and the old man smiled with pride, as if it was such a great thing to tease a dog.

Seeing such a Kolac, Ella was just messy in the wind … After Haierxin changed his priesthood, it seemed that everyone in the comrades ’group had a wrong style … Forget it, I continued to chat with my bread. Ella didn’t know that she was the one with the biggest change in style.

“Ella, what are you running for?” Kolac noticed Ella and immediately shifted his goal. He is the kind of old man who is usually full of majesty, but will get a little nasty after drinking too much. “Hold your bread, eat it and get a new one! After two days, the white hair is white, and it’s even harder to eat! Now close your eyes, put a mouthful in your mouth, and wait a few minutes to pass by.”

“No, don’t do it.” Ella hurriedly hid the wooden bread behind her, as if afraid of the old man coming up to grab it. “My bread can chat with me to relieve boredom, and I am reluctant to eat it! Even if the new bread is delicious, it is not as good as my wood bread.”

Old man Kolac looked at Ella ~ www.mtlnovel.com ~ with his mouth open and closed, his face tangled … What should I say to make this silly girl understand that bread is bread, and it is Helsin who is talking to her What about your majesty? Then how can I explain that His Majesty Hersin is not bread, but the bread is His Majesty Hersin … No, it is His Majesty Hersin talking through bread …

In the end, he could only say indefinitely, “Just be happy.”

“Thank you, Uncle Corak.”

After saying goodbye to Colac, Ella returned to her original position.

“Bread, bread, we haven’t finished what we just said.”

“…” A series of dots appeared on the bread, and then handwriting was displayed. “What question did you just ask?”

“Ah,” Ella happily repeated one of the questions just now, “I am asking, are there any more dumb people in this world than me?” She looked at the bread with anticipation, waiting for the answer to be revealed.

This time the bread is very simple and only shows two words-

“No!”