What is this ‘Dimensional Chat’ ?

After buying all the items he needs,

He went back home, and when he knocked on the door, he only watched Kiyohime doing something only he could watch in anime.

"Welcome home, Danna-sama. Do you want to eat? bath? or me?." She asked and used a naked apron.

He blushed, but only for a second.

"I'm back, Kiyohime."

Satria Mansion

Kuoh, Japan

Kiyohime looked at all the stuff his Danna-sama brought home.

"What with all this stuff, Danna-sama?" Kiyohime asks him.

He smiled. "Hehe, I'll buy some stuff we need and some snacks for you."

"Oh, My~ Thank you, dear." Kiyohime loves it when her Danna-sama always tries to be attentive to her. It's one of Danna-sama's qualities that Kiyohime likes about him.

"Sure," Satria said.

"I prepare dinner first. Just go bath or something, Danna-sama." Kiyohime goes back to the kitchen to cook something for Satria.

Satria put all the stuff he bought in the living room and went to bathe in the bathroom.

After he enters the bath, he opens the dimensional chat.

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[Ding! Shin Online]

[Shin takes the daily bonus of 100©]

Shin: "Yo, anyone here?"

Pervert Sage: "Shin-kun is happy to see you. As you said, my student won again, Suna Jinchuriki."

Shin: "Is he okay?"

Pervert Sage: "Nah, he is fine already, full of energy like usual."

Shin: "How is the situation in your village?"

Pervert Sage: "Because of you and Esdeath, the damage is not that much. Somehow, Esdeath is popular here. They always ask me where she is."

Ice Sadist: "Fufu, I'm glad to hear that."

Pervert Sage: "Shin-kun, do you have a candidate for a new Hokage for our village? That old man wanted me in his position, which I wholeheartedly refused."

Evil Spirit: "Why do you refuse it?"

Pervert Sage: "Of course, it will interrupt my job and make me a Hokage, which is troublesome."

Evil Spirit: "With the job, you mean that trash book?"

Pervert Sage: "Hey, it's not trash!"

Man with Gender Equality: "That's true. Apologize."

Evil Spirit: "Pervert Trash."

Shin: "What did you get from the surprise box?" @Pervert & @Ice."

Pervert Sage: "I get an extra coin from it. With it, I can buy something useful to increase my inspiration for my book."

Shin: "My bad for asking you this stupid question, @Pervert."

Evil Spirit: "Idiot."

Ice Sadist: "I have a new ability called Inferno of Fire. It's magic used by someone called Valir. Do you know something about it?"

Shin: "Hmmm... I know about it. Now you have fire and ice in your hands, Esdeath. How about trying to combine them?"

Ice Sadist: "Hoo... That's possible?"

Shin: "Nothing is impossible. Combined ice and fire can shred battlefields with extreme temperatures and then burn your enemies in agony. That's just theory from me, and to do that, it's up to you, Esdeath."

Ice Sadist: "Thanks for giving me some ideas, Shin. It's really useful."

[Ding! Spider-Man Joined Chat]

[Ding! A silver-haired half-elf joined chat]

Pervert Sage: "Welcome new member."

Man with Gender Equality: "Welcome new member."

Evil Spirit: "Welcome new member."

Ice Sadist: "..."

Spider-Man: "What the? What is this? This is not some prank, right? Somehow a screen appears in my face and asks me to join this group."

Silver-Haired Half Elf: "Excuse me. Can someone explain what this group chat is?"

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Satria is intrigued by the new member of the group.

'Spider-Man is surely Peter Parker and the silver-haired half-elf is maybe Emilia Re Zero?"

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Shin: "Let me explain. What you see right now is not an illusion, some high-tech, or something like that. In this group chat, people from other worlds, dimensions, or whatever you call them can contact each other."

Spider-Man: "Huh? So you all come from different worlds?"

Silver-Haired Half Elf: "That's interesting. My name is Emilia. Nice to meet you all."

Pervert Sage: "Wow, another girl, hehe."

Evil Spirit: "Nice to meet you, Emilia. Be careful with @Pervert and his disciples, @Man; those two are bad news for the girl."

Pervert Sage: "Hey!"

Man with Gender Equality: "We're not that bad; apologize!"

Shin: "That's right, @Spider-Man, not only that, if there is some crisis in your world, the group will generate quests and we can help you there, plus there are some options in the group like Camera, so you can take pictures or livestream, and Shop, where you can buy anything with coin."

Spider-Man: "Amazing. How do we get coins?"

Silver-Haired Half-Elf: "I want to know more about it too."

Shin: "You can get coins now only when you clear quests or from daily logins. Do you understand Peter Parker?"

Spider-Man: "What? How do you know my real name?"

Shin: "I have my way, and if you need help in real life, just tell me; maybe I can help you."

Pervert Sage: "Trust him, kid. He already saved my village recently."

Man with Gender Equality: "That's true; just check group history in the live streaming option."

Both new members checked out the recent live stream.

Spider-Man: "Unbelievable, @Pervert Sage is a Ninja?"

Pervert Sage: "Yes, my world is full of ninjas."

Silver-Haired Half-Elf: "What's a Ninja?"

Shin: It's someone who's doing anything in shadow; they're like mercenaries."

Silver-Haired Half-Elf: "Are they, bad guys?"

Pervert Sage: "......."

Ice Sadist: "We have an innocent girl in our group, huh?"

Shin: "It's a complicated question to answer. There are evil ninjas, but good ninjas exist too. A ninja is someone who will do anything to finish the job the client asks them to do at a good price."

Silver-Haired Half Elf: "Then @Sage is a good ninja?"

Pervert Sage: "Wahahaha Sorry girl, but my past is not going to allow me to be called a good ninja."

Spider-Man: "Are you perhaps already killing people, Mr. Sage?"

Pervert Sage: "My hand is already tainted by the blood of enemies, innocents, and many more. I don't want to talk about it.

Spider-Man: "Why do you do that? Killing is bad!"

Shin: "Don't judge him, Spider-Boy, Remember, your world with him is not that different. Your country, America, is the same-even worse than him. Try to remember what crime your country committed against another country until now."

Spider-Man: "How am I not thinking about it? What am I doing?"

Shin: "Enough for that, @Silver; have you already met a man with strange clothes in your life?"

Silver-Haired Half Elf: "No... Who do you mean?"

Shin: "His name is Subaru. Did you know him?"

Silver-Haired Half-Elf: "No. I never heard his name."

Shin: "That so.."

Silver-Haired Half-Elf: "Why?"

Shin: "Nothing. Just tell me if you meet him."

Silver-Haired Half-Elf: "Okay."

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"Haa. They still have not met, it turns out."

He went to the bathroom to change his clothes, then sat on the sofa.

Then he heard a notification from the group chat.

"Hmm...This is."

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[Big Sale]

[168 hours remaining]

[Stand: Star Platinum > 20.000 > Phase 2 (Stop Time) > 25.000]

[Devil Fruit, Neko-Neko no mi: Leopard > 7500 > Awakening > 12000]

[Unlock Chakra: Chuunin Level > 4000]

[Sword Technique, Breath of Thunder > 4000]

[Ethereal > 5500 > With Unlimited Ammo > 8000]

[Excalibur Mimic > 3500]

[Ring of Aquila > 2500]

[Limited Edition Porn: 18+ > 2500]

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"Why the hell does Porn Book have almost the same price as Excalibur Mimic?" Satria feels bad about it. How low is Excalibur in the DxD world compared to other Excalibur?

Those are some interesting skills. Not every day there are discounts in shops.

'What should I buy, or maybe just save my money for the next big sale? Why is there no option for rerolling? Satria still can't decide what power he should buy from Dimensional Chat.

"Danna-sama, dinner is ready," Kiyohime shouted from the dining room.

"Yes dear," Satria answered her.

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Shin: "Like I say, if you guys need help, just tell me, @Spider and @Silver. My girlfriend cooked me dinner, so goodbye."

[Shin Logout]

Man with Gender Equality: "Bastard, he wants how off to us, huh?"

Spider-Man: "I know your feeling, man."

Pervert Sage: "Wahahaha, a brat nowadays is fast."

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He comes to the dining room and sits there.

"Kiyohime. Why do you use a naked apron?" Satria asks her, Something inside him is rising because of it.

"Ehmm. Dana-sama loves it, right?" Kiyohime asked him back.

"Well, that will make me not focus when eating." Satria looks at her boobs. 'Do you think Kiyohime is going to allow me to... you know?" Satria asked his partner.

"She's surely going to allow you, brother. Just ask her for Nenen, hahaha." Fatalis replied.

Satria shakes his head. 'No, why am I thinking like a pervert?" I am not a pervert.'

She chuckled when she at Satria's face which look conflicted. "Then why not just eat me tonight, Danna-sama?" She was teasing him.

"I'm not going to eat you till I'm seventeen," Satria said, He tried his best to hold his lust to eat her.

"Huh? But you are 19 in your real age." Kiyohime is confused. She doesn't mind if her Danna-sama wants to do it with her.

"Yes, but I'm sixteen now." He says. "If police see this, you will get caught with the crime of assaulting a minor." He teased her back.

"Mmhhhh...Baka Danna-sama." Kiyohime pouted.

"Here." He gave her something.

"What is this?" Kiyohime asks him.

"What again? It's matcha cake and an iPhone, so when I'm far from you, you can call or send a message to me." Satria answered her.

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"Thank you, Danna-sama, but I don't know how to use it." She got a gift from his Danna-sama but doesn't know how to use this technology.

"Later, I will teach you." He smiled at her.

'Well, my money almost burned when I bought all of this, but seeing her smile makes me happy.' After Kiyohime put her gift in a safe place, they continued to eat dinner in peace.

To be continued.