What is this ‘Dimensional Chat’ ?

Satria Mansion

Kuoh, Japan

There is a sound of a weapon clash happening in the backyard, now showing our couple fighting about something.

"Fufufu, So who is this girl, Danna-sama?" She attacked him fiercely without giving Satria rest.

"Damn'it, Like I told you, I just met her by chance, and she reminds me of my cat, There is nothing between her and me." He replied to her while protecting himself and parrying her naginata attack.

"Ahhhh~ another tragedy. Will you betray me? will you leave me? Please tell me who is this girl darling?." She says it with a horrifying smile. 

"You troublesome women, as I told you before, I will never leave you and calm down Hime." He tried to calm her down.

"Hehe, you say you want me to teach you how to use a weapon right? Now let me Teach You!!!." Kiyohime continues to rain him with an attack.

'Told you, now good luck, brother.' Fatalis says it with some sympathy.

After sparing? No. After the punishment, Satria rests in his room.

'Damn that woman, all my body hurts.'

Satria not expecting Kiyohime is that strong and scary, I prefer fighting two Orochimaru than fighting her seriously.

'I've already tried to warn you wahaha.' Fatalis laughs at him.

'Shut up.' He was annoyed at her and decided to open the dimensional chat.

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[Shin Login]

Pervert Sage: "Ahhh, Shin, finally you appear."

Shin: "What's wrong?"

Pervert Sage: "Please tell me who is a better candidate for Hokage. This old man wants me in his place."

Shin: "Wait for a second; I need to concentrate to use my power to peek into the future."

Pervert Sage: "You did?"

Shin: "I have two names."

Pervert Sage: "Who?"

Shin: "Tsunade Senju or Kakashi Hatake."

Pervert Sage: "No way, Kakashi is the same as me; I'm sure he's going to refuse it, and I don't know where Tsunade-Hime is."

Spider-Man: "Brother Shin, Did you know who this green goblin is? This guy has always targeted me lately."

Shin: "Osborn."

Spider-Man: "Osborn? As Norman Osborn or Harry?"

Shin "Yes, just be careful with those two."

Spider-Man: "What's their reason to attack me?."

Shin: "Because Norman is an egomaniac asshole that has always gotten what he wants to the point that it's a compulsory feeling. You always getting in their way and that is the reason Spider-boy. He not gonna stop until they kill you."

Spider-Man: "No way, What should I be doing then?."

Shin: "Finish him?."

Spider-Man: "No!!! I don't want to kill someone even if they are bad guys."

Shin: "Geez, How about I teach you how to make villains fear you? not kill only wrecked them, Make sure they regret their crimes, like breaking their bone, causing brain trauma to your opponent, and many others. It's possible with your strength. You always held back when fighting, right?."

Spider-Man: "Use fear? I don't know if I'm capable of doing something like that."

Shin: "You're strong and genius, Parker, Don't let your naivety make you regret your life choices in the future. Your enemies don't care about you and your family. I'm not saying to blindly take down all your enemies. Because some people deserve to get a second chance, and if they don't change their ways, you must do it to protect innocent people, or you want to make them suffer by these villains."

Pervert Sage: "Shin is right. You either choose people you love to be killed by them or do the deed. Let me tell you, losing someone important to you is an unpleasant experience."

Spider-Man: "Thanks for your opinion, guys; I'm going to think more about it."

Evil Spirit: "Shin, did you know the name Mio Takamiya?."

Shin: "You want to deal with her? She has God-like power, you know?."

Evil Spirit: "I need... revenge for my friend."

Shin: "She's still alive, you know."

Evil Spirit: "Huh? Really?."

Shin: "Well, she's not alive like you, but you can still meet her. Your friend's name is Sawa, right?."

Evil Spirit: "Where? And how?."

Shin: "Be patient; now is not the time."

Evil Spirit: "Okay."

Shin: "If only that, I'm going to log out and go rest tonight. Goodbye."

[Shin Logout]

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The door opened, showing Kiyohime only in pyjamas.

"Danna-sama." She hugged me.

"What?." Satria says with a sulking tone that he is still angry about the punishment.

"Don't be mad at me, please. Did your body still hurt, Danna-sama? Want some massage?" She asks Danna-sama's forgiveness and wants to make amends with him.

"Hmph, Okay," Satria said, He lay in bed and accepted Kiyohime's offer to massage him.

"Hehe, then relax your body, dear." Kiyohime chuckled when she saw Satria's cute face. He was adorable, like a puppy.

Kiyohime is in the process of massaging Satria's body.

"Ahhhh, it's hurt but at the same time good too. You're good at this, dear." He says it with a blissful smile.

Kiyohime knows how to make me feel good. She is the best girl for me, truly.

"Don't cry, baby, and relax. It's my duty to pamper my husband." She keeps massaging Satria's back.

"Her hand is so soft yet strong; every touch of her hand makes my tense body more relaxed. Damn it, she's so talented at this. For some reason, I'm a bit sleepy right now.' Satria loves it. He has never been treated by anyone like this.

Not that long ago, Satria had already slept because of her massage.

"Ara, He had already slept. Fufu is so cute. Goodnight Danna-sama." Kiyohime kisses her future husband's cheeks and sleeps beside him.

•

Unknown House

Kuoh, Japan

On the same night, there was a priest with a blonde-haired girl facing a brown-haired boy.

"Hey, Is it you who killed this guy?" Issei says, He looks at the bloody scene inside the room. It's his clients who were brutally murdered by this priest.

"Yes, because he was a regular criminal who had been summoned by a demon, so I had to kill him." The priest smiled like a madman and admitted all of this was his doing.

This guy is crazy. It's Issei's first impression of the man in front of him.

"Why do you look surprised? It's really weird. I mean, humans who make a pact with the devil are scum like all devils; they are scum who must be exterminated."

"How can humans kill another human? Aren't you supposed to kill the devil?" Issei is confused. What is the purpose of this priest's killing him?

"Ha, Mere Devil, try lecturing me? You make me laugh. The Devil is also using human greed to survive, and my job is to kill the Devil and those who are contracted with them." Priest said.

"Even the Devil won't go this far!" Issei glared at him, angry about what he did to this innocent guy. He didn't believe someone like Rias-senpai and other devils doing horrible things like this to innocent people.

"Wahahahaha, that's a good joke. You're newly reincarnated, aren't you? I'm going to kill you now." The priest laughs because of Issei's naivety.

The priest pulls out a sword that has no blade and a gun.

The sword turned into something like a lightsaber.

"You kind of irritate me. Can I kill you and blow your head off with this cool-looking gun? I'm going to fall in love!" Priest smiling like an insane person

Issei barely dodged when the priest attacked him, but intense pain ran through his leg.

"Gah!!!."

Issei falls and moans because of the pain.

"How is it? This bullet is specially made for exorcists—the bullet of light! And it doesn't make any sound. This situation turned both of us on, didn't it?" The priest asks Issei who was injured because of him.

Light is poisonous to the devil.

"Die...Die...Devil!! Turn dust and disappear!"

The priest is laughing madly and is about to finish off Issei.

He pointed his gun at Issei, ready to finish him.

"Please stop!!!"

Issei looked at the blonde woman with whom he was familiar before this.

(Illustration)

"...Asia."

"Well, it's my assistant, Asia-chan, What happened? Did you finish putting the barrier up?" The priest asks his assistant to enter the room.

"No...Noooooo!."

Asia screamed after looking at the corpse the priest had killed.

"What a lovely scream! That makes me hot." Priests love it when they see Asia's terrified expression.

"Father, freed is that person?" She asks the priest about Issei.

"This brat? He is a devil." Freed replied to her.

"Issei-san is the devil?" Asia was shocked, not expecting Issei to be the devil.

"Wait, you know each other? Wow, is this the forbidden love between the devil and a sister? Seriously?." Freed clapped his hand, not expecting this.

'I'm sorry for being devilish, Asia-chan. I'm sorry.' Issei apologizes for tricking her. I feel his end is near.

"Wahahaha The devil and humans will never coexist! Especially humans from the church. Asia-chan and I are heretics who can't survive without the support of Fallen Angel-sama." Freed said.

'Fallen Angel? Doesn't a priest work for God? Issei feels something is wrong here.

"Well, the drama is over. Now it's time to kill this trash."

Suddenly, Asia stood in front of Issei.

"What are you doing, Asia-tan? You know what you're doing right now?" Freed asks her purpose: "Why is she protecting this devil?"

"I do, Father Freed, and I beg you to please forgive this person and let him go," Asia begs him not to kill Issei.

Issei became speechless when she heard this.

'Why are you protecting me? Asia-chan.'

"You bitch, Is there something wrong with your brain?" Freed can't believe what he heard: Saint protecting the Devil? This is stupid.

"There are good people even among the devil." For Asia, Issei is a good person and does not deserve to be killed.

"There aren't idiots!" Only retarded people think the Devil is a good person.

"That's what I thought too before meeting Issei-san. The fact that you killed someone is unforgivable. God won't allow such acts." Asia should not move from her spot and keep protecting Issei.

The priest hit the nun girl to the side of the room.

"You're lucky the fallen told me not to kill you. Stay away!"

'I must protect Asia-chan.'

Issei stood up and tried to fight the priest.

"You idiots want to try to fight me? Now die." Freed was ready to kill Issei with his sword, but suddenly a magic circle appeared and saved Issei from him.

Kiba clashes with Freed with his sword.

Yes, it's Rias Gremory and her peerage.

"Issei, you okay?" Rias asks her pawn.

"Buchou? I'm fine. Thank you for rescuing me." Issei said.

After the confrontation between them, Akeno finished casting the spell.

"Buchou, this is the time," Akeno said.

"Kiba, retreat. Let's escape from here." Rias ordered her knight and Kiba back to her side.

The Rias Peerage teleported back to the ORC Room.

Issei didn't have time to think about his first impression of his first teleportation through the magic circle and only remembered the smile Asia gave him last.

To be continued.

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A/n: What do you think I'm giving the Spider-Man heroine from the Fate series? Because I'm tired of seeing him end up with a woman from Marvel, I only ship him with Gwen, but she's always dead because, for some reason, Bastard's writers always make Spider-Man miserable in every timeline.