What is this ‘Dimensional Chat’ ?

(Five Days Later)

Satria Mansion

Kuoh, Japan

It's already been five days since Valiana lived in this house.

After so many Long talks with Kiyohime, somehow she can convince her.

Well, if Kiyohime approves, what can I say?

I hope no more girls come into my life, Kiyohime punishment is something I don't want to talk about.

Flashback

"It's so painful! Forgive me, dear." Satria begs for mercy, and Kiyohime slaps his ass with her hands, coated with blue fire. The pain is ridiculous.

"Nope, you have twenty slaps remaining, and lastly, you're banned from playing games for two weeks," Kiyohime says She's already slapped his ass eighty times.

"What? I'll die bored without it. Not saying, I've scheduled training with my team in the online games." Satria said truthfully, He found fun games similar to Valorant in this world.

"No, But....." Kiyohime continued to punish him.

"Waaaaa! Help me, Valiana." Satria, crying, asked her to help him escape Kiyohime's punishment.

Valiana was disappointed to see her mate treated like this.

Where the hell did the man who stopped us from fighting with each other go?

Flashback End

This day is a holiday; Kiyohime is now in the garden; take care of it; and Valiana, who knows where she is? Maybe playing with her friends.

And I only lay on the sofa like a log, not doing anything, or what they call Kaum Rebahan.

I don't have friends in this world who I can invite to play. Maybe Issei, Asia, and Koneko? But they are busy training for the rating game, as Issei says.

I'm banned from playing games too.

Kiyohime ignored me for three days straight.

Issei, I already told him how to defeat KFC, plus I don't want to interfere with the Devil's problem, and I don't want Issei's progress to get stuck if I help him too much.

Flashback

Satria, like usual, is in his favourite place at Kuoh Academy.

He and Issei are discussing something very important.

"Shin-sama, I can't believe you're the author of this holy book." Issei was shocked when he revealed that he was the author of Icha-Icha Paradise.

"Just call me like usual; I'm not comfortable when you call me like that, bro," Satria said.

"Okay Shin-san, What do you need from me? And why have you told me this?" Issei is confused, Why does this God, I mean Shin-san, tell this mortal about his secret identity?

"I want you to review this book, Issei." Satria must give Jiraiya some inspiration and a review of his book, In return Jiraiya will supply him with his book.

And this man in front of him is the right man for that job.

Issei suddenly cried. "Impossible, this book is not even sold in the black market, and you give it to me to review it?." Issei still can't believe this is real. He even pinches his hand many times to make sure it's not a dream.

Satria nodded. "If your review proved helpful for my art, I promise to pay you handsomely later, Issei. Prove it to me. You're the True Master of Pervert! Do you accept this mission?" Satria asked him.

"Of course! You don't need to pay me, Satria-san. For you, the God of Icha-Icha, to trust this mortal to review this holy book is already reward itself." Issei accepts this sacred mission.

"Thank you. You're a really good guy, Issei. From now on, we're comrades." Satria is doing a handshake with Issei. With this, he doesn't need to spend money to recruit an assistant to help him review this book.

"Of course, Satria-san, I'm not going to disappoint you," Issei promised him.

"By the way, how's your new life with the Devil?" Satria asked him.

"There is a problem: Rias Senpai is forced to marry someone named Riser. He is the son of a big family in the Underworld called the Phoenix Clan. He and his peerage are too strong; I don't know how to defeat him." He can't even defeat one of Riser's pawns. How is he going to defeat Riser and save his king from him?

"How about I give you a quick lesson in fighting? Consider this your payment because you want to help me review my work." Satria offered it to him.

"You serious?." Issei was surprised at his offer. 'Why did he go this far for me?'

(Play OST)

"Yup, get up right now and prepare for the lessons." Satria stood up and cracked his finger.

Issei gets up, waiting for Satria's instructions.

"How about we play some games?." Satria said.

"Game?." Issei doesn't understand what he means by games.

"Yeah, we're not going to use our sacred gear power. Wait for a second, okay?." Satria uses his super speed and brings blackboard chalk from somewhere.

He made many circles on the rooftop floor.

"Done." Satria grinned.

Issei was surprised. He just blinks his eyes, and Satria has already made many circles on the rooftop floor.

"How can this be possible? Who's this man's partner?." The dragon inside Issei asked him, How can he move this fast?"

"I don't know much about him either, Ddraig," Issei replied to the dragon inside him.

"What's this for Shin-san?" Issei asked him.

Satria steps one foot into the circle.

"Here's the rule: You can only put one foot inside each circle, and you can't step outside the circle. Let me give you an example." Satria dashes forward with quick and excellent movements. "Your turn."

Issei nodded, He tried to do footwork like Satria but failed. He is too slow, his foot keeps stepping outside the circle, and he wasted too many movements.

"What next?." Issei still doesn't understand what the meaning of this game is.

"Okay, now let's make distance from each other," Satria tells him, and Issei walks to the other side of Satria. "Now we're going to play tag games. The rule is the same as before: you can only put one foot in the circle, then touch your opponent first to win this game, and it's forbidden to use our sacred gear ability. Are we clear?"

"Okay, I'm ready, Shin-san." Issei started watching him.

Satria had already closed the distance with Issei before he knew what was happening.

'What? I didn't even have time to react, and Shin-san was already in front of me.' Issei surprised, Is this guy human? He claims he's not using his power, but it's hard to believe it.

Satria smirked. "Do you know the goals of this game?"

Issei shakes his head.

"My father always told me, War is won by positioning. It's important to be the first to get within the right distance and secure a good position for yourself." Satria is back to his spot. "This game helps you learn how to shift your centre of gravity from right to left quickly and repeatedly and get rid of your waste movement. It doesn't matter how strong you are; if you can't do this, you'll be forever weak." Satria explains the reason for these games.

"What kind of human is this brat? I never saw a human like him." Ddraig didn't expect such wisdom from this young human. What he said is too foreign for a supernatural creature, who is always dependent on pure strength, weapons, and magic.

Issei clenched his fist and felt motivated right now.

'You are an incredible person, Shin-san, He already went this far for me; I can't disappoint him.' Issei continues his training with Satria.

Flashback End

Suddenly, a blue magic circle formed, showing a girl with silver hair and a black military uniform.

She held something in her hand.

"What is that?" Satria asks.

"It's a device from Grigori. In Underworld, there's a rating game between Rias Gremory and Riser Phoenix right now, and I want to watch how my supposed rival fights with you." Valiana answered him, It's quite bothersome to get this from that perverted old man.

"That so." Satria wants to watch Issei's progress too.

After she started the device, it created a hologram screen and was showing live streaming of the rating game.

Valiana sits on the sofa and places her head on Satria's shoulder.

"Now show me how strong you are right now, my destiny rival." She speaks with an evil smile.

"Can you not make me smile like that, dear?" Satria asked her, It's really weird.

"Shut up."

"..Okay."

•

Issei POV.

"Huh? Is this a club room? Did the transfer fail?" Issei is confused: Why did he transfer back here?

{Ladies and gentlemen, This is Grayfia from the Gremory family, and I have been charged with the duty of referring this match. My master, Sirzech Gremory, will observe this match. Today's field is a replica of Kuoh Academy, where Rias-Sama attends}

Grayfia has now explained the rule and many more.

Rias and Akeno are now sharing the communicator device with all members and making a plan for defeating Riser.

The live stream is now showing Issei getting a lap pillow from Rias.

"Oh...Mom...Dad... Thank you for bringing me to this world." Issei is crying; it's the first time a girl this beautiful has given him a lap pillow.

•

Satria and Valiana's POV

"What is he doing? Is this my supposed rival? He looks like a weakling and a pervert." Valiana was disappointed. She is very sure she can defeat this pervert in five seconds without trying.

"His power activated when he touched boobs or something like that; I think that Gremory opened his seal," Satria explained to her.

"What a degenerate." Valiana makes a disgusted face.

'Yeah, like Satria, Degerenate," Fatalis says.

"Huh? I'm not a pervert!" Satria denies it.

•

Issei POV.

Now Issei and Koneko enter the gym.

"This is a really good replica." Issei admires his surroundings.

"Ssttt, someone is here." Koneko closed his mouth.

"We know you there, Servant of Gremory."

Now show four Riser peerage members.

"Issei, you get the pawn; I get the rooks," Koneko ordered him.

"Got it, Boosted Gear standby."

Riser Pawn tries to attack Issei with a chainsaw but gets evaded by him so easily.

'So slow. They're waste too much movement.' After training his footwork every day, he finally can move more efficiently than before. 'Oh yes, I need to test that ability," Issei giggled.

Issei touching the twin bodies without hurting them makes Riser pawn confused. What's his reason for doing this?

"Now let me show you my power, Dress Break!" Issei snapped his finger and made a weird pose.

Instantly make his opponent's clothes gone.

"Kyaaaa!!! Pervert!"

•

Satria and Valiana's POV

"What a wonderful rival you have, dear, Wahahahaha." Satria laughs watching Issei use Dress Break on the girls.

'Ahahahaha, what an interesting boy indeed.' Fatalis is laughing at this.

'Wahahahaha, this can become my weapon when I meet Draig.' Albion laughs when he watches his rival bearer.

Valiana's face has turned red from embarrassment at her supposed rival. "Shut up, or I'm going to ignore you for one week from now on!" She threatened Satria.

"Eh! Sorry, dear, I'm just kidding, you know." Satria caresses her cheeks and tries to calm her down.

"Hmph." She looks away from Satria.

•

Issei POV.

"I misjudged you." Koneko looked at him and deadpanned.

"You're the worst." Koneko's opponents say the same, This guy is bad news.

"Hehe, sorry?." Issei apologized to the girl, and then he heard his king's voice on the communicator device.

The two run and leave Riser Peerage alone in the gym room.

Suddenly, lightning hit the gym room and made Riser pawn retire.

"We did it, Koneko-chan!" Issei makes a high-five gesture.

"Don't touch me." Koneko refused and took distance from him.

Without time to react, something hit Koneko, making her retire too.

{Rias Gremory Rooks retired}

•

Satria and Valiana's POV

Satria released her dragon aura when watching her favourite kitten wounded. He is now trying to calm down. He forgets this is just a rating game.

"What happens? Why are you suddenly angry?" Valiana asked him.

"Nah, she's my friend. It feels wrong to see her harmed like that."

'She's Kuroka's sister if I'm not wrong.' She knows about her; Kuroka is always talking about her, and she wants to kidnap her from the devil. "You don't have a relationship with her too, right?" She asked him with a suspicious look.

"No, she's a friend." Satria avoided her gaze.

"We see."

•

Issei POV.

Now Akeno is fighting the Riser Queen and ordering Issei to leave her.

Then Issei met Kiba, who was hiding from someone.

"Servant Gremory, come out and face me!" Riser Knight is shouting.

"Let me handle this, Issei." Kiba and Issei get out of their hiding place. "I'm Yuuto Kiba, Knight of Gremory."

"And I'm Issei the pawn."

Kiba fights Riser Knight.

A blonde-haired girl comes with a brown-haired girl to Issei.

"I'm just observing now. You go, Isabella." The blonde Loli girl orders her to attack Issei.

"As she said, now your opponent is me." Isabella tried to punch Issei with her fist.

"What the fuck, even though this is an important game?" Issei blocks and dodges every Isabella attack that targets him.

"This girl is special. She is the actual little sister of Riser-sama." Isabella told him with a proud face.

"Huh? Is it possible to make your sister your servant? Damn that guy, I'm jealous." Issei says.

"The chit-chat is over." She continues to strike Issei with her fist.

They hit each other, and Issei has a bit of difficulty facing her.

"You had a bit of training before this?"

Issei remembers his training day. Yes, he had many training sessions for this day.

"For Buchou, I will not lose to you."

"Stop saying something unnecessary!"

"Then get ready, It's been precisely 150 seconds, Ready for the explosion." From Issei's sacred gear, It's emitted green light. "I'm now different than before. Take this." He touched her body without hurting her.

"..What?." She was confused by his actions too.

"Now DressBreak." Issei made Isabella naked, she covered her naked body with her both hands, making her defenceless. "And continue with Dragon Shot." Issei shot Isabella with green beams.

"Noooo!!!!"

{Raiser Phoenix Rooks Retired}

•

Satria and Valiana's POV

"Quite an interesting tactic he used to defeat her, but something like that only works for women." Satria is glad his training with him is not going to waste. He has decent footwork now.

"Why my rival must be this perverted brat!" She makes an annoyed face. His movement is not bad, but she hates his perverted techniques.

"Be careful when facing him, dear, or you will meet the same fate as those girls. But don't worry if he does that to you; he will taste my fist." Satria has a smug face and is flirting with her.

"Idiot, I don't need protection from you." She is the White Dragon Emperor, someone strong enough to protect herself.

Then Satria put her on his lap and cuddled with her.

"Is it wrong to protect the girl I love?" Satria bites her neck and hugs her from behind.

"Hnnh, Stop! You Idiot."

"Calm down, Valiana, There's no reason to get upset when you're so cute." Satria teases her and squeezes her boobs.

"Ahhhh Stop. If you keep doing this, I'm..."

"There-There, Come give me a hug; I love you, Valiana." Satria expressed his love for her.

Valiana hugs him back and snuggles with him.

"I love you too, Ehehehe."

'Oh no, this lovey-dovey act again. Wake me up when this is done," Albion says.

Satria chuckled when seeing her like this. This is what Satria loves about her. On the outside, she may look scary and edgy, but on the inside, she is just like a cat who loves to be pampered.

Let's see what you will do now, Issei.

To be continued.

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Side Story: A Tale of a Man with Gender Equality (Part 2)

"Who are they, Kazuma-san?." Luna asked him about the people behind him.

They're Peter, Kurumi, And Emilia.

"They're my friends, who want to register for the adventure guild with my money," Kazuma replied to her and gave his money to the receptionist.

"I'm sorry, Kazuma, hahaha." Peter felt bad about borrowing his money for it.

"It's okay; Kazuma is a good guy," Satria reassured him.

"Good guy my ass, Be sure to return my money after we finish this mission," Kazuma said He wants to save money to buy his own house in this world.

"... Okay, first let me explain. Each adventure has its occupation, and its adventure card keeps track of how many monsters you vanquished. As you kill monsters, you'll earn points that you can use to learn skills. Please work hard to raise your level." Luna said. "One at a time, place your hand over this crystal."

"Let me go first."

Peter is the first person to place his hand in the crystal.

The crystal working then shot a laser into the adventure card, and write something on it.

"With this, you will each learn your current status, so please choose your desired occupation based on your stats," Luna explained the system.

Peter is really happy. He's inside the anime world, and Baobhan is watching with him in his world.

Luna takes the adventure card. "Thank you. Your name is Peter Parker, yes?." Peter nodded. "Let me see, what is this? Your strength and intelligence are extraordinarily high, and other stats are above average. But your luck is.... extraordinarily bad." It's to the point of making her feel bad for him.

Peter sitting on the floor. "Of course, my luck is bad, hahaha." Peter has a gloomy face.

"Don't worry, luck isn't essential for an adventure." Luna cheers him up.

Peter takes his adventure card. "Please, make my job as a tinker."

"Ehhhhh! Why did you choose that? With these stats, you can be the hero, the holy knight, or something like that." Luna and other people were surprised.

"No, I want to create something useful that can make people's lives easier, and tinkering is the right job for me," Peter tells her the reason.

Other people can't believe there is still someone like him in this world.

He is the true hero.

"Next, let's be quick because the cabbage is almost coming to this town," Luna said.

•

"..........."

Kazuma and his party are now ready for anything with group chat members at the Axel town entrance.

"A storm is coming," Megumin said, posing in front of the group chat member and adventure member.

"Harvest time!!!" All adventures go together.

"Bring it on the mayonnaise!" The certain goddess spoke loudly.

"Ara-Ara, they're a really lively bunch." Kurumi chuckled.

"My money! I must recover my money!" Kazuma said that his money was used by Satria and group chat members to pay them for the registration of the adventure guild.

"What job did you choose before Emilia?" Peter asks the white-haired girl.

"I chose arch-mage as my job," Emilia replied to him, saying the reason she chose this was to help more people with her magic.

"That was an awesome job, Emilia." Peter praises her.

"Thank you, Peter-kun. Let's do our best together, okay?" Emilia smiled at him.

Peter nodded, waiting for the flying cabbage to come at Axel.

"What job did you choose, Kurumi?" Satria is interested.

"Fufufu, you want to know?" Kurumi asked him.

"No? Not really." Satria answered her.

"Hmmm, not fun." Kurumi can't wait to test the new abilities from her job.

Something is coming. From the sky, a horde of flying cabbages is coming to Axel.

"Wh-what the hell is that?" Kazuma was shocked to see flying cabbages in this world.

"So, flying cabbages are Real! How is this possible? I must bring home one of them." Peter wants to research this weird cabbage. He needs a scientific explanation: how the fuck cabbage was alive and capable of flying?.

"They're so many, and flying cabbage is real?" Kurumi's world is not normal, but what she sees in front of her is beyond it.

"Cabbage! Cabbage! Cabbage!" They become closer to Axel Town.

"They... fucking can talk too? No way!!!" Peter can't believe it; once again, where's the logic?

"It's kind of cute, actually," Emilia said.

"No matter! What we need is to catch them all and make money from it!" Kazuma is ready for anything.

"Go!!!!" Random adventures shout, and all of them charge at the horde of cabbages.

Side End.