What is this ‘Dimensional Chat’ ?

A/n: Sorry for the long update, quite busy in life. 

What side story do you want me to continue?

• Kazuma

• Peter Parker

• Naruto

• Jiraiya

• Kurumi

• Esdeath

• Future Satria

• Satria Daily Life

I cannot decide which I should write first. For the remaining group members, I'm not mentioned in the list, like Emilia because certain tsundere did not join the group yet. And for Dick Grayson just say waiting for our little rose to join too.

Enjoy your read.

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Kuoh Academy

Kuoh, Japan

Satria opened the rooftop door and jumped to his favourite spot.

He checks the chat in the Dimensional Group because some members are tagging him for some reason.

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Kazuma-sama: "Shin-sama!!! Give me some tips for using my new ability from Suprise Box."

Shin: "What ability you got Kazuma?"

Kazuma-sama: "My new ability can turn trash into a tree and that useless goddess looking down on my skill, She said my ability is useless and I want that stupid girl to eat her word."

Evil Spirit: "That means your new power can turn yourself or @Pervert into a tree? That was a wonderful ability."

Kazuma-sama: "See? Even members of this group make fun of my ability. Help me, Shin- Sama 😭"

God of Hope: "You have an interesting ability @Kazuma If you know the first Hokage in my village can manipulate a wood and called as God of Shinobi in my world."

Kazuma-same: "Really? Can I be strong like him?"

God of Hope: "Sure, With some training maybe you can be like him in future."

Esdeath: "Quite interesting man, Makes me want to fight him to test my power. How about you... and... me training together Naruto-kun~?"

King of Knight: "What?! You cannot train with him because he already promised to me first."

Esdeath: "Really? I don't mind if we do it together and share him or are you scared to be dominated by me?"

King of Knight: "Huh?! Who do you think you talking? I am King of Britain never back down from any challenger."

God of Hope: "Girl... please calm down, I am fine with both of you coming here."

Esdeath: "Fufu, Thank you for allowing me to take part in your activity."

King of Knight: "You... fine with her coming to our training session? Stupid Naruto."

[King of Knight offline]

God of Hope: "... What my fault?"

Pervert Sage: "My student truly man among men, I am very proud of you 😭"

Shin: "Idiot blonde, Your ability as a Bastard blonde said is true. That is a good ability if you know how to use it correctly, In your case it can take shape into numerous weapons called Divine Treasure. How to reach this level? You must... Pay 1000© or something with special value to know more." 

God of Hope: "Who you call an Idiot and Bastard? Fucking rude brat!!!"

Kazuma-same: "You damn capitalist asshole!!!"

Shin: "Sorry my bad, 10.000© is the right price, dear customer."

Kazuma-sama: "My apologies Shin-sama, Before is my useless goddess who typed this not me. In fact? I am ready to pay it immediately 🙏."

Shin: "That so? Then I would consider this as a misunderstanding between us. We're still best friends right?"

Kazuma-same: "Yup, How about 500© for best friend price?"

Shin: "I'm afraid the price is non-negotiable and tomorrow this information will be back to the normal price. Are you sure will pass this golden opportunity to be stronger and impress your goddess girlfriend?"

Kazuma-sama: "FINE! FINE! Check your fucking account because I already send my coin to you and never call her my fucking girlfriend."

Shin: "I appreciate your support to me, dear customer. For further information let's continue in the PM and how about you two? Any trouble with your new power @Evil and @Robin?"

Evil Spirit: "... You want to rip off us too?"

Shin: "Rip-off? How rude~ I just provided information with a decent price for my precious friend 😗."

Robin: "Actually I bit clueless about my reward from Suprise Box."

Shin: "Oh, it sounds like a serious case. Care to tell us your problem?"

Robin: "Do you have any information about this weapon perhaps?"

[Robin Uploaded Pictures]

Shin: "Did the name of this twin sword is Katen Kyõkotsu?"

Robin: "How did you know? What is this weapon? From description only explains this sword has spirit inside it plus gives me the ability to manipulate shadows and sometimes two women appear in my dream when I'm asleep. Who are they?"

Shin: "They are the manifested spirit of your Zanpakuto. The true power of your weapon is more than that and you must learn how to use the Shinigami technique soon. This one is a problematic weapon and with your code as heroes, it will be difficult to bring the full potential of your Zanpakuto."

Robin: "Can you explain more to me?"

Shin: "Sure but it comes with a price 😏."

Robin: "I'll pay don't worry, Money is not a problem for me."

Shin: "Great!!! Just continue our business in PM brother."

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"Your greed knows no bounds, Why not set a price like Kazuma when Batman Junior asked you?" Fatalis ask his reason, Dick's ability is more complicated than Kazuma's ability.

"There is a reason I'm not putting the price on Dick's case, With his help I can get more knowledge about speed force. Better? He maybe can introduce me to the Flash and his team." Satria tells her the reason.

"Good idea but don't forget in his group there is bad news similar to you called Reverse Flash. You sure want to deal with this nutcase?" Fatalis remind him that this man is his bearer equal in weirdness, Nothing good will come from their meeting.

"Ah... yes, that lunatic exists. Wait... How dare you put the heroic me in the same category as him?! In what part we look the same you damn Neet Dragon."

"Who knows? How about asking certain men you prank because calling you a noob in online games?"

Satria pretends not to hear her and checks his private messages in Dimensional Chat.

"Ignore me, huh?"

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Kazuma-sama: "Now teach me how to use Divine Treasure or something like that."

Shin: "Okay, Let me explain this simply. Your power has 10 levels, the higher the level higher the damage capability it will produce. Begin from you the 1-star or weakest weapon is called Kurogane. It's a large cannon that grows out from your arms and fires a large ball at your enemy. How to obtain this sacred treasure? It's gained through consciousness or realization. Next, we explain to 2-star the name of this treasure is... Transfer 1000© to know more. Do you enjoy my coaching sessions customers? Let me know your good opinion of our services."

Kazuma-sama: "Fuck You!!!"

[Kazuma-sama is offline]

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"What a rude customer, I just tried to help him and this is what I get?" Satria pouted and checked Robin's private message from him.

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Robin: "I just straight to the business, How much do you need or what do you want from me? Is this weapon dangerous for people around me?"

Shin: "Direct as usual, I like this kind of customer. To answer your question for now it's not. By the way, I sell magical cameras that can be useful for your hero operation. Do you want to check it?"

Robin: "What camera?"

[Shin uploaded picture]

Shin: "This camera can override the person's attire with whatever image is inserted inside it. Pretty useful for undercover missions right? What do you think?"

Robin: "Interesting gadget, How much for this camera?"

Shin: "For you, it's only 2500© or give me something with a value of 4.000$ and you get the deal."

Robin: "If this includes information about my sword?"

Shin: "I'll give you special prices dear customer, How about 5.000© or you pay me for an item or information worth 5.000$? Sound like a good deal right?"

Robin: "Information? What do you want to know from me?"

Shin: "If you share any knowledge you know about Speed-Force from your world and prove the information you gather is beneficial to me, I'll give you a wonderful discount and tell you the secret of your weapon."

Robin: "What? Don't tell me you have that ability now and I am always curious, How you can know all of this? Where do you learn it?"

Shin: "No merchant is stupid enough to tell their secret dear customer, Let's say it was Admin... Privilege... and I never force my clients to buy what I have in my deep pocket 😼."

Robin: "Fair enough, I'll think about it first and contact you later."

[Robin is offline]

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"My job is done, Now time to read that book." Satria searched for something and grabbed the particular book from his pouch.  

"Finally you'll read that book, Let's see what makes this Emperor special." Fatalis want to know this Emperor's story and is curious about what impact will happen when her bearer reads it.

Unfortunately, The book is not what Fatalis hoped.

"Jiraiya is crazy and genius to create this masterpiece, Tale of the Strongest Ninja and King from the West. What an amazing story Xixixi." Satria giggled when reading it, It's a love story about a Ninja with a Female King who hides her identity as male. The story starts when the East and West Kingdoms are at war, and the main character is ordered by his country leader to assassinate the King of the West. The mission runs smoothly until the main character finds a big secret of the undefeated King from the West. From there begins a conflict between the strongest ninja and the King of the West leading to their forbidden love story and later bringing peace to both kingdoms but there is a hidden route too, Either the couple will flee from their country to have a peaceful life or die together in war.

The best part of this book is the smut, It was the main reason that made this book one of the best-sellers in this world and soon will receive a visual novel adaptation even anime or movie.

I already can smell success and money from this moment using this project.

"Of course, you prefer to read that stupid book instead of a book that can improve your insight. Idiot Satria." Fatalis sighed and was disappointed at her bearer.

"If you forget this was part of my job too, I need to evaluate his work before publishing it to the public to make sure there is no mistake and I pity you for not understanding my effort to make this book perfect." Satria has a face that says his partner is an Idiot.

"Don't you dare to look at me with that face young man or I'll make sure to squeeze you dry until nothing is left when I get out of your body," Fatalis said with a serious tone.

"Is that supposed to scare me? I want to see you try old lady and make sure it's not the opposite that will happen to you in the future hahaha." Satria laughs without care.

"Just be ready when the time is coming, You stupid puppy of mine!" Fatalis bit annoyed because Satria called her old lady, This bad boy will regret it later.

They keep bickering until someone enters the rooftop.

She is a girl with a petite figure and short white hair who stares at Satria with a questioning look.

It's rare to see her senpai have a weird smile. For some reason, he becomes taller, more handsome, And very warm just to stand near him making every part of her body feel relaxed. When Koneko wants to get closer, Her devil part warns her to stay away from him.

Satria noticed Koneko was afraid to get closer to him and reduced his ultra aura. Ultraman is a being of light after all so it's no surprise creature of darkness like a devil is afraid of him.

"You okay kitten?" Satria gets closer to Koneko and pats her head gently.

"You... feel very different than before senpai, What happened to you in a short time?" She enjoyed the touch of her senpai, It cannot be compared to anything in this world and feels so heaven... Auch!!!

"Hmm~ I dunno what you mean? If it's me getting taller perhaps puberty hit me hard hehe?" Satria answered and gave her a goofy smile. 

Koneko has felt her senpai hide a big secret from her. What she must do to gain his trust? She wants to know more about him and what is this smell. The beginning is only one now it's two women's scents that can be smelled from his body.

"Senpai, Can you allow me to touch your body for a second?"

Satria can sense her jealousy somehow, What does this girl want to do to him? I hope this does not lead to another misunderstanding.

"Just don't do anything weird, Okay?"

Koneko pushed me to the wall and analyze me.

"You... have the scent of Dragon and it's like they already marking you as a mate. Care to explain to me senpai?" Koneko asks with a wary tone.

"Sorry girl but I cannot tell you anything about my life but..." Satria carried her in his arms and moved with his super speed to somewhere. They are now in Niagara Waterfall, Canada. "Since you already guessing some of my secrets, I cannot let you go free."

Koneko was shocked, she was already in an unknown place without her notice. Koneko quickly got down from his embrace and ready her battle stance. 

"Do you want to silence and kill me here senpai? If that is your intention don't think I..."

Satria released a bit of his ultra-power mixed with speed force and Fatalis energy making Koneko tremble uncontrollably.

'What... is this power? The pressure makes me suffocate only standing near him. What kind of human is senpai?' Koneko kneeled and breathed heavily.

"I can't do something like that to you kitten, That's why I'll offer you something and not gonna force you to accept it but I want to ask some questions first." Satria vanished his aura completely and walked slowly to Koneko.

"What... you want to know from me? And what offers?" Koneko raised a question and her breathing became normal again, Even more tranquil now.

"Are you happy living in Devil Clutch? Live with no freedom and only devote your whole life to your master without being able to choose your path?" Satria asks her the first question.

Freedom? It's a strange word for her. "It's... my gratitude to the Gremory Family for saving me, That's why I serve the Gremory Family and become a Rias-sama peerage member."

"Okay... let's go to the next question, What's your dream? What's the meaning of your life?"

Koneko cannot answer, Her life is nothing but a servant for the Gremory Family forever and once again. "I... want to meet my sister and ask her reason to abandon me."

"Is that your dream? Poor thing and from your face, I understand you don't even know what is the purpose of your life." Satria pats her head gently. "Do you ever suspect someone on top is playing a part in your misery, Not Rias okay? She is just a spoiled brat and innocent in this case. Do you think it's odd little girl like Rias can gather almost perfect peerage members? What do you think Koneko?"

Koneko was startled at Satria's statement, His words sounded true and reassuring. "How do you know? Why did you tell me all of this? Are you one of those people who hate the devil?"

Satria chuckled hearing her words. "Don't take me wrong girl, I didn't hate them just dislike their method to enslave people under their feet. All species are capable of evil even me. There is no reason to me for hate Devil except... They Hurt my family." Satria vibrates his local chord to make his voice more menacing. "Do you want to know my reason, Why I do all of this for you Koneko?"

Koneko nodded even a bit scared when witnessing the other side of her kind senpai but she was curious too about her hersenpai reason for doing this. 

"It's because... I am a proud member of Pecinta Kucing Indonesia and never let any kitten suffer under my watch." Satria tells her with a proud face.

"Super Moron." Fatalis embarrassed to see Satria's idiotic declaration.

"Huh?" Koneko is speechless when hearing his reason and giggles. "You are so silly senpai."

"Aw~ Did my adorable kitten smile?" Satria smirked at her making her cheeks turn red.

"Baka senpai and... What your offer to me?"

"First I will erase all your memory about me and we will be strangers from now on."

"No... Why do you want to leave me? Is everything that is happening between us nothing for you?" Koneko refuses to forget everything about him.

"I cannot risk the safety of my family, If your faction learns about me. They surely not gonna leave me alone." Satria told her the reason, He was still not perfectly ready to reveal himself to the world.

"Is there no other way? I... don't want to lose you senpai." Koneko had a sad expression, Tears dropped from her face.

"Of course there is but... are you ready to betray your friend kitten?" Satria asks an unexpected question to Koneko who is unable to answer immediately. "Just remember whatever I may be--Whatever I may become in this world, I always deeply care about you Koneko and never let any harm fall upon you even if you reject my offer."

"Yeah, You become bastard lolicon. From now on I will call you lolitria." Fatalis insulted him.

"Can you stop ruining my moment? And don't you dare call me with that stupid nickname?" Satria hates the nickname his partner gives to him.

Hearing his blunt confession makes Koneko blush red and reveals her Nekomata trait, Her tail is straight up in the air signalling she is very happy right now.

(Illustration)

"Not fair," Koneko said with a low voice.

"Hm?"

"You are not fair. With every word you said to me, How can I reject you senpai?"

"Then... let me offer you this." Satria stretched his hand to her. "I promise you our adventure gonna be fun together starting today. We will support each other dreams and never betray the trust we build from now on. Take my hand if you accept to be part of my family Toujou Koneko."

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"I don't understand but my instinct told me to punish my Danna-sama right now, What kind of mischief is he doing right now I wonder?" Kiyohime have a scary face and cuts the fish even the cutter board into two with a knife, Vaporeon is terrified when sees the mother figure of the Matsumi household who have bad mood right now for some reason. "Ara~ I am sorry for scaring you little one, Here is your meal as Danna-sama requested." Kiyohime put the fresh fish on a plate and gave it to Vaporeon.

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Satria was already back at Kuoh Academy with Koneko in his arms clinging tightly to him.

"Nya~ I never let you go from now on Senpai, Please pamper me more with your magical hand hehe." Koneko eyes pupil turn into a love shape and don't want to separate from him. 

"It's a mistake to give you a taste of my new technique." Satria sighed.

Satria technique is a combination of Cosmos aura who can even tame Kaiju with his experience taking care of cats. He coated the aura on his hand and then pat her with care and love.

"Not my fault~ and take responsibility for everything you had done to me." Koneko licked and kissed Satria's cheeks. "Mine."

"I am happy if you enjoying it but our time is up, Your friend certainly looking for you and be sure to tell me if you have any issues or problems."

"Okay senpai, When you will introduce me to your family?"

"Soon and we will begin your training on Senjutsu later, I have a friend who can teach you how to use it with safe methods and make you stronger." Satria noticed she was unwilling to learn it from looking at his kitten face, It's perhaps because of her childhood trauma. "Koneko, look into my eyes." Their eyes meet and Satria smiles at her, She is flustered when sees the warm smile Satria convey to her. "We all have our fears of our minds hiding in our little mind haunted us but let me tell you the secret. Those fears, They're not your enemies. They're your allies, They're part of you. Fear isn't meant to be hidden, pushed down, or ignored. They're meant to be faced, to be embraced. When you run from your fear, you give them power but when you confront them and accept it to be part of you. You take that power for yourself. Think about it. What's scarier? The beast you know, or the beast you don't? The monster you control, or the monster you fear? I know confronting your fear must be terrifying and painful but once you accept it, it makes you more unrestrained. Always remember you are not alone in this world, there is me who always supports you. Never let your fear hold back your true potential Koneko." Satria spoke a random quote hoping his words could encourage her.

"You... have a way with a word, Poor girl is not aware she was already caught in a trap by this beast called Lolitria set up for her." Fatalis pity her.

"And you are talented enough to make me feel annoyed!!!" Satria has thick in his head.

Koneko is astonished by her future mate's wisdom, He is truly unlike any other person she has met in her whole life. She begins to understand why the man in front of her refuses to serve anyone, He is a man born to rule not otherwise.

"You're right, I must move forward and become someone you can be proud of. Thank you already have faith in me senpai, No one has ever done this to me except you." Koneko was touched by his speech, Every word he said felt genuine solely for her to move on. She cannot disappoint him and promises herself to be a better person than she is right now.

"Good girl." Satria put her down gently from his embrace and patted her head. "Now let's go to where your friends gathered, I want to see what kind of new joke happening there."

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Now in the ORC club room, it shows Ria's peerage with Exorcists staring at each other.

"Where is Koneko?" Rias asked her peerage member, This had never happened before for her rook late attending the meeting.

No one responds because they can't find her anywhere. Suddenly the door opened showing Koneko with a blissful face planted on her.

"Sorry Buchou, I'm a bit late." Koneko apologizes to her.

"Ara-Ara~ Someone looks happy, Anything good happens to you Koneko-chan?" Akeno asks her curious, Her junior rarely shows any emotion even to her or Rias.

"Where are you going before Koneko? We can't find you anywhere in school?" Rias asks her.

"Nothing, Nothing happened and I just went outside school to buy snacks." Koneko back to her usual face without expression and showed her bag full of snacks Satria bought for her.

Rias sighed. "Be sure to inform us first next time okay? I don't want anything bad to happen to you."

'What Sh--Satria senpai tell me is true, Buchou is not a bad person and cares about me. He promised me to not harm them unless the situation forced him but still, I cannot shake the guilty feeling inside me for betraying her and switching my loyalty to him.'

"Can we start the discussion now?" The blue-haired woman asked the devil and they all nodded. "The other day, Three of the holy sword Excalibur got stolen while in storage under church care." She explains the reason why a church emissary visits Devil territory.

"Ehm... Holy sword Excalibur, How many are they?" Issei asks the two women from the church.

"Ise-kun the true Excalibur was broken in battle long ago." Twin-tailed hair women replied to him.

"Broken? Even its famous sword?"

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Without their notice, Satria once again eavesdrop on them. He tries his best to hold his laughter.

Excalibur Broken? I wonder what is Arthuria's reaction when heard about this.

They never make me bored and talented when it's making a joke.

Look at her face, She says it with a serious face, OMG, Hahahaha.

Sakit perut anjir.

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"From pieces of the broken Excalibur, 7 New blades were created via alchemy, This is one of them, Excalibur Destruction." The blue-haired exorcist unsheathed her sword and introduced her weapon name.

"And mine is Excalibur Mimic." The twin-tailed-haired exorcist girl does the same as her partner.

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Satria now already rolling in the ground unable to control his laugh.

"She... She is proud of her weapon when it has the same price as Porn Book in Dimensional Chat Shop hahahahaha."

'You are horrible my boy, You can't make fun of people like that even if it's true.' Fatalis scolded him.

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"Why I heard someone is laughing at us?" The orange-haired twin tail feels offended for some reason.

"Damn you Devil!!! You dare insult our weapon?" The Blue-haired woman is furious and glaring at them.

"It's not one of us who laughing!!!" Rias denies her accusation, She glances at her peerage member and they don't have idea where this laughing voice comes from except Koneko.

'Is this senpai voice? So, He really can listen and see us from outside this place.'

"Okay, Let's back to the topic. The one church suspect is Kokabiel."

"Kokabiel as one leader of fallen angel?." Rias is surprised to hear a cadre of fallen angels is operating in Kuoh, this is truly bad news. 'What should I do? Should I inform my brother to take care of this case?'

The blue-haired girl told the devil they wanted to do the work by themselves without their help which was rejected by Rias.

"Are you 'Witch' Asia Argento." Ask the blue-haired woman when sees a familiar girl beside Issei.

"I heard you exiled to somewhere but to think you become the devil?" The twin-tail girl said with a disgusted tone.

"To think the one called 'Saint' step this low, In this case, I'd better behead you right now in the name of GOD." Blue-haired woman says and takes out her weapon then points it to Asia.

"CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!!" Issei protected Asia, He began to hate them because insulted his friend and tried to harm her.

"What is the girl to you?" The blue-haired asks about his relationship with the witch.

"She is my Family, Friend, And comrade. I will save Asia and protect her, If you lay a hand on Asia, I beat every last one of you." Issei answers her and is ready to fight people who want to hurt Asia.

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"He has guts, I give him that." Fatalis praised Issei's bravery in protecting his friend without hesitation.

Satria looks at them with a bored face.