What is this ‘Dimensional Chat’ ?

Miho Seacoast

Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan

"Choose Human: Do you accept me or not?" She asked with a scary smile.

'What a wonderful day indeed.'

Satria raised his hand. "Wo... Wo... Wo... Wait. What do you mean by accepting you?" He asks her to confirm this. 

Kiyohime smirk. "Of course, become my Achin-sama. I decide you are an interesting man, and my instinct says you are my chosen one."

'What the hell is this girl thinking?" He knows women in this world have some screw loss.

"Wait Kiyohime. I don't even know you, and why do you always call me by that name? Stop okay." He felt uncomfortable when she called him by her late lover's name. I know in FGO she always calls her master like that, but for me, that's a big no.

'What luck you have, brother. Now what're you going to do? You know her lore, right? Fatalis reminded him.

"Why? Why? Why? Are you gonna reject me again? You're going to betray me again?" Kiyohime let out a dark aura.

'Oh, God!!! This girl is nuts. What should I do? He knows what is going to happen if he rejects her.

"LISTEN okay??? I didn't reject you; that is, first, stop calling me by your late lover's name; third, if you want to stay with me, let's get to know each other first; don't rush, stupid girl." He says, irritably, about such a troublesome girl.

"Then? You're going to accept me?" She asked him with a scary smile.

Damn, no choice then. "Yes-Yes. I accept you, but don't call me Achin-sama; that's not my name. Now what are you going to do?" He asked her.

"Okay, darling. Like what you wish, I will call you Shidou-same from now on." She hugged him.

'Oh boy, what am I getting into?' The reason he's training here, is so no one supernatural is going to detect him, but reality often disappoints him.

"Now let's go home. Damn, all my body is hurt." He tried to stand up and walk to get out of the forest, with Kiyohime following him. "Why do you follow me?" Satria asked her.

"We love each other, so we must stay together from now on, Shidou-Sama." She said so and embraced his arm.

"Great! Can you cook?." He asks her to remember that in FGO she can cook; maybe in this version she can too.

She nodded. "Of course. I am prepared to become the best wife for you, Shidou-sama." She says it proudly.

"Wow!!! Lucky me." Well, at least the house will not become quiet from now on.

After packing his stuff, they quit the forest, and then Satria and Kiyohime waited for a bus to travel to the city and search for lodging for the night.

"What are we going to do now, Danna-sama?" Kiyohime asked him.

"Night is already up. I want to search for hotels in Tokyo."

Kiyohime blushed. "Danna-sama, you're so bold. It's my first time. Please be gentle, okay?"

Satria deadpanned. "Stupid girl. I didn't mean that." He facepalmed himself.

He opens his smartphone and checks the web for an affordable hotel to stay at tonight. "Okay, I found it and it can be reached in 10 minutes on foot."

"Danna-sama?."

After the bus stops, they come out and walk to their destination.

"Come follow me. You're okay with a shared room, right? I want to save budget." He asked her.

"Of course, Danna-sama, let's go now." She followed Danna-sama with a happy feeling.

After check-in, they drop their stuff off at their hotel room.

Satria wants to take a bath because of the sweat on his body after working out before this.

"I want to wash myself first, okay?" He asked Kiyohime.

"Okay, Danna-sama. Ehm... can we bathe together?" Ask Kiyohime with a blush.

"....No." He closed and locked the door.

"What?." Kiyohime then knocks on the bathroom door. "Let me in, Danna-sama!" It's my job to wash your body."

"I don't care and don't want to care. Don't disturb me, Kiyohime." 

Unknown Church

Kuoh, Japan

"How did your job kill that pervert?"

She smirked. "That trash human is not even worth my time. Why does Azazel-sama even bother with that pervert?" The black-haired women say

"He says he feels something from that boy-sacred gear maybe? Even I don't know his reason." Say a man with a hat.

"Did you already burn or bury his corpse?" The hat man asked her.

"For what? I don't want to dirty my hands with that perverted body." The black-haired women answer him.

"You idiot!!! Did you forget who owns this place?"

"Demon King sister, right? What then? Oh sh*t they're going to reincarnate him."

The others sighed. This girl always loves playing with her friends and forgetting about something when having fun.

"Don't worry; I'm going to kill him again if that's true. That trash doesn't even know how to punch; why worry about him?"

"Raynare, I swear your overconfident attitude will get you killed one day."

"Shut up!!! Where is the nun girl who has twilight healing?"

"She's on the way here. Just wait."

"Good. I will become more powerful when that sacred gear belongs to me."

Tokyo Prince Hotel

Tokyo, Japan

"I am done already. Go take a bath, Kiyohime." He said this while staring at an irritated Kiyohime.

"Shidou-Sama Stupid! Don't you understand what a wife's job is?" She says it with pouting.

"No, and you are not yet my wife. First, I am still 16 years old; second, my economy is still not stable; and third, we must know each other more first." He doesn't want to get married if he can't become people with economic independence first and not become a man who always thinks with a dick like certain guys who want to be 'Harem King'.

"Of course, Danna-sama. I will make you fall in love with me. Believe it." Then she opened her kimono to try to seduce him.'

'Why do I feel like heard that word from somewhere?.' Then he looked at Kiyohime's almost naked body. 'Not bad, but that size is B or B+.' 

"Kyaaaa!!! Danna-sama echii." Kiyohime covered some parts of her body with her hand and have a blush on her face. 

He sweatdropped. "You're the one who undresses and goes develop that body more if you want to see me blushing at you, lol." He laughed at her.

She pouted. "Stupid Danna-sama, Hmphh!!!" She enters the bathroom with an annoyed look.

"What a troublesome woman." He turned on the TV. "Damn boring channel. Well, they have Spongebob at least." He decided to watch Spongebob.

20 minutes passed, and Kiyohime got out of the bathroom with only a towel.

"Danna-sama?."

He looked at her. "What? Go cover yourself first, then talk."

"Hmmpphh stupid." Then she watched what her Danna-sama watched. "From that cool attitude, you have a childish side, did you, Danna-sama? Still watching children's TV programs." She smirked at him.

He smirked. "What can I say? Only this interested me. Go dress and watch with me." He changed channels to Western films.

Kiyohime should dress herself and come closer to her Danna-sama, then hug him. "Danna-sama is so warm." Satria can only make a small smile and continue watching films on TV with her.

To be Continued.