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Despite the odds, the team had beaten the perverted general! Their first win against the Cuckold empire! 

Milly began to walk forward, preparing to check up and respond to Jimmithey.

“Yeah… We need to check up on Jackie n- wait… No fucking way…” Milly said as her jaw began to drop.

Jimmithey was going to ask what was happening. But before he could, he felt a flash of wind slam straight into his body!

He turned back around and saw the Colonel standing back up, but instead in his Jimmithey form. He looked exactly like Jimmithey, but had a massive blood stain in his crotch area. 

Despite that, he was holding his hands out, staring up into the sky in pure ecstasy. 

“GAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA!! YOU DUMB SKANK BITCHES!!! THANK YOUUU! THAT’S THE JUICE- NO, THE TRAUMA I EXACTLY NEEED!!!” The Colonel screamed as he began to gather his energy around his body. 

“No way… He used the trauma of getting his dick cut off to power himself up?! The trauma buff that is only exclusive to schizos?! SHIT!” Milly thought as she tried to pull out her shotgun. 

But as she did this, she found the Colonel standing right in front of her. A disgusting grin laid on his face, his bloodshot eyes looking right at her.

“That ain’t working, baby. Either way, I need to repay you for what you did earlier, right?” The Colonel said as he put his hand on her shoulder, causing her to freeze. Jimmithey began running towards them, trying to stop him.

But right as Jimmithey stepped forward, the Colonel slammed his fist into Milly’s gut, puncturing straight through it.

Not only did it do that, the attack also sent her flying across the field, slamming to the forest behind them!

“H-holy SHIT!!!” Jimmithey screamed as he began to back up. The Colonel was five, no, ten times stronger than earlier. The trauma boost he had from the Jimmithey cosplay made him a completely different beast!

“Yeah, that’s what you get, slut. But, oh, forget about her Jimmy. It’s your turn. I’m just going to rough you up a bit before we go back to the Cuck King! You little delectable whore…” The Colonel said as he turned around, beginning to slowly walk towards Jimmihtey. 

He had a disgusting ugly bastard grin, licking his lips with his dirty tongue. Even though he had the same face as Jimmithey, he looked way more threatening and sinister.

“Shit! W-wait no! FUCK! GET AWAY!” Jimmithey screamed as he began running with his schizo enhanced legs.

But before he could get away, the Colonel appeared in front of him, as if he were teleporting. He waved his hand gently, slapping Jimmithey in the face. 

Even though it seemed like a gentle touch, the attack nearly broke Jimmithey’s jaw! It sent him falling back into the ground, slamming onto the rubble.

“AAA--AAA!!!” Jimmithey cried out as he grabbed his bleeding jaw, the pain taking over all of his thoughts. 

But, he couldn’t focus on this for too long. The Colonel was standing over him and grabbed his left leg.

“We can’t have you running, right JIMMY!” The Colonel screamed as he twisted Jimmithey’s forward back, making it into the shape of a V! 

He broke Jimmithey’s leg with a gentle push, bone pointing through Jimmithey’s skin and clothing!

Jimmithey tried screaming, but could only cough out mucus and blood. He felt the same fear as when the Magical Girls came for him.

“Jimmithey, you can’t escape the truth. The truth of the cuckold world the King will create. And the truth that you would love this world.” The Colonel giggled, pushing Jimmithey’s leg further.

“W-WKAAT!?!” Jimmithey cried, tears streaming down his face. He used all of his strength and consternation to cough out these words.

“Don’t act shocked, Jimmy! Right now, I’m you! I’m wearing your suit with your true thoughts, so you can’t deny it. You’re just a bit hesitant, but you know deep inside that you would love to be one of us…” The Colonel said as he twisted Jimmithey’s broken leg more and more. 

Despite the incredible pain, Jimmithey heard what the Colonel was saying and felt rage. The Colonel was trying to confuse him, trick him into thinking he was a degenerate!

“NO! F-FUCK YOU!!! I-I’m not anything like A-ANY OF YOU!! I’m NORMAL, A DECENT GUY!! FUCK!!!” Jimmithey cried out as he tried to kick the Colonel with his other leg, enhancing it with schizo energy.

But it didn’t work, only lightly tapping on the Colonel’s leg.

In fact, this made things worse. The Colonel stood up and sighed, calming himself down by tapping his leg onto the ground. 

Despite the defiance Jimmithey showed, he seemed generally relaxed.

That was until he suddenly slammed his foot straight into Jimmithey’s head! This caused a massive dent to appear in the rubble and made Jimmithey’s head explode with blood!

“Shut your fucking mouth, ant. The thing I hate the most is a shit who doesn’t know what he is. You are none of those things you listed, bitch… You’re a freak, freakier than any of us. Now, let’s go meet the King!” The Colonel said, his tone suddenly changing from angry to jovial. 

He grabbed Jimmithey by his right arm and began dragging him across the rubble. 

A small dildo ship landed nearby them, the Colonel laughing when he saw it. He continued to pull Jimmithey’s bleeding body towards the ship, leaving a trail of blood. 

As Jimmithey was being dragged, he thought back on everything that happened. Despite being freed from all of the nonsense with the Magical Girls, he was still powerless and weak. The Furry Führer would’ve beaten him if Milly hadn’t saved him. And now the Colonel was taking him out of his will.

Was he really this powerless, this weak? Is this the price of him being normal? Is being normal right in this situation!? 

If the Colonel was right… If Jimmithey were a freak… Then he would use this strange power of his to show them all…

Show them all that he wasn’t like them… That they were wrong! He may be weird, but he was not a degenerate! He was not a scumbag bastard like the Colonel!

And he would never let himself become like them!

As Jimmithey thought about this, his body began to swell with energy. Swelling with Schizo energy. But along with it, something else deep inside of himself…

Something much more rageful and dangerous. Something possibly more… degenerate.