Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0059_ old things

Not long after, when the young master encountered the formation and was trapped in the formation, I had no intention of repaying his previous help, and left him without hesitation and continued on.

"Ah, beauty, wait for me, wait for me, I'll be fast!!!"

Forget the young master's screams.

After one annoying guy is missing, I think the scenery is much more beautiful... To be honest, the scenery of the main peak is indeed much better than that of Jianxiu Peak, but the artificial traces are slightly heavy, and I personally appreciate the scenery of Yushou Peak.

Just as I was thinking, a nest of rabbits and a basket of carrots fell from the sky, and there was a question attached: There are thirteen rabbits in front of you, and you have seven carrots in your hand. Please distribute the carrots to the rabbits. Be careful, the distribution must be even. Otherwise... the rabbit who has been treated unfairly will bite people in a hurry.

... Oh, you have a mouth full of rabbit fur, which snake spirit is the problem?

It is said that the checkpoints on the mountain climbing road are all automatically generated for the weaknesses of the candidates - such as fear, regret, pain, embarrassment and other negative emotional memories.Some of the selection meetings and even the entire climbing path are a large phantom formation, but in that case the questions are not all related to breaking the formation. Using the phantom formation can only save a lot of consumable supplies, which is very economical and trouble-free.

But I think the levels I encountered, except for the first one, didn't seem to be automatically generated. Instead, they were more like artificially designed, just to amuse me.

Well, the question now is, what does an even distribution mean?Average in weight?Volume average?Aura average?The one who asked the question, dare to clarify the standard?

I stared at the rabbits sullenly for a while, thinking that as long as I roasted them all, they would not be able to bite me, but this litter of rabbits formed a formation, and it was still a typical sword formation... I don’t know how they use swords, three Is the mouth biting?

I took out a blender I used when I was a child, put all seven carrots in it and made a puree, then took out thirteen disposable small paper bowls, divided the evenly mixed puree into the paper bowls according to the weight, put In front of the rabbit.

While the rabbits lowered their heads to lick, I stepped out of their interception and was teleported upwards.

success.

Thank you for having the habit of carrying all kinds of things with you, and thank you for not having the habit of cleaning up and throwing away the old things that don’t seem to be needed. Of course, I am most grateful to my father for giving me the storage tool, so that I have the opportunity to develop the above habits—— Otherwise, during the general Qi training period, there are generally only a few storage bags with limited capacity, and at most I can only carry spirit stone pills and magic tools with me.

Oh, and I should also be grateful for the general spiritual power of the driving energy of the magic weapon. As long as there is a person like me, I can use the magic weapon in general life at will, without having to worry about the lack of power supply, and without wasting spirit stones for a few seconds.

But if I reflect on it, my behavior is somewhat inconsistent with the status of a swordsman. A swordsman should be enough to use a sword and should not use auxiliary tools.I could totally mash a carrot with a sword and not first think of baby paraphernalia that hasn't been used in over a dozen years.

Yes, that blender was used when I was a baby. At that time, the teeth were not fully grown, and I could only eat mush.Ever since he knew that I had the consciousness of an adult, my father tolerantly granted my request to eat by myself, and also prepared all the tools that I might use, such as scooter, remote control aircraft and so on.

I can use a scooter to send myself to the tree, then use the remote control plane to pick fruit from the tree, and then use the blender to puree the fruit and feed it to myself.Of course, at that time, all magic tools could only be powered by spirit stones. Fortunately, these little things don't consume much energy, and won't make my thrifty heart hurt too much.

After I was able to walk upright by myself, these tools gradually became useless, and they became dusty in my storage spirit vessel. Anyway, the spirit vessel has a large storage space, so I just kept them there. Not sure when it will be used, such as today.

0060_eyesight

Just as the essence of monks is human beings, and the essence of spirit beasts is animals, the essence of spirit plants is of course plants.

Animals and plants with spiritual energy, like monks, have embarked on the path of cultivation.But just like ordinary people want to eat ordinary animals and plants, monks also take it for granted to plant killers on spirit beasts and spirits.However, if the spirit beasts and spirit plants have opened their intelligence, then the monks will regard them as objects that can communicate with each other on an equal footing.

However, even if there is equal exchange, it does not mean that there is no mutual killing.There are often fights between monks and monks. Between monks and spirit beasts and plants, even the races are different, so there is no hope of eternal peace.In particular, spiritual beasts and spiritual plants with spiritual wisdom turned on also mean that they have a high level of cultivation. Using them as medicinal materials, auxiliary refining tools, and spiritual pets is more beneficial to monks, and naturally it is easier to arouse human greed.

Taking carrots as an example, the carrots that Yunxiazong used to feed the spirit beasts and rabbits were of course spirit plants.The aura distribution of a carrot is uneven, and it will be more obvious if it is observed when it is not pulled out of the soil.The aura on the leaves is much less than that on the roots, so when the rabbits don't like the leaves when they gnaw carrots, it's not just a matter of taste. In terms of promoting their own cultivation, the roots are also better.

Silly rabbits know how to choose, and of course human monks know better. They always keep their eyes on the most spiritual part of Lingzhi, especially when they are in the secret realm.Since the secret realm is always opened every few years, the spiritual plants inside grow exceptionally well even without human destruction, and are particularly coveted when the opening day comes.

The best way to take away the spirit plant is of course to dig the whole plant with the soil, but the goal is too big. As a living creature, the spirit plant cannot be put into ordinary storage items. It is like a target in the hand. Constantly attracting contention.

So to be on the safe side, in order to narrow down the target, we had to only pick the most useful part, which is generally the part with the strongest aura.If the target is still too large, then cut again, as long as the part with the strongest aura is the small piece with the strongest aura.

This comparison tests the eyesight, because it is different from the fixed rules of "the flower has the strongest aura" and "the root is the most useful", which are applicable to the same kind of spiritual plants. Specifically, which petal has the strongest aura and which root is the most useful , Different strains of the same kind of spiritual plants are different, and it is necessary to test the observation ability on the spot.

For example, for the carrots that were fed to the rabbit just now, some have the strongest aura in the middle, some have the head section, and some have the tail section. It is too troublesome to distinguish one by one, so I pureed them all and mixed them together to make the aura evenly distributed in each bowl. .

0061_top three

It was still early when I reached the top of the mountain, but I was not the first one to arrive. Before me, there was already a brother in a dark suit with a serious face, who looked like a sword repairer, standing in the corner and seemed to be waiting for a long time. .

I'm a little surprised to be honest.Although I don't care about rankings, and I didn't pursue rankings along the way, but subconsciously, I thought that there would be no strangers among the people waiting here when I came up, that is, I would only see Yunxiazong, whom I already knew Disciples will not see the candidates this time. To put it bluntly, I thought I might be No.1.Because, home field advantage.

Among other things, I watched the mountaineering process at the last selection meeting, and I have walked the main peak road many times by myself; I have seen it all the way, and along the way, there is no single level that I am completely unfamiliar with; and I know that even if I fail to pass the mountain climbing road, although it is embarrassing, I can still stay in Yunxiazong and continue to accept my father's pair One guidance, so psychologically I don't have much pressure.

Hmm... However, although there are so many reasons, I am not sure that I will be No.1 in climbing. To be precise, I have never thought about the ranking at all, and I only want to reach the top of the mountain before sunset.

From a certain point of view, this is considered to reflect the single cell that sword repairers often have?Although if my father found out, he would probably give me the evaluation of 'no brains'.

"Ah, beauty, I finally caught up with you."

An annoyingly cheerful voice sounded behind me, and I looked back in surprise this time: That young master actually succeeded in climbing the mountain, and he was No.3?

"This is a very interesting guy." Eldest brother walked towards me from nowhere, and said in an appreciative tone, "Very, very interesting, you might as well make friends with him, it just so happens that he likes you very much."

I squint at big brother.

"Winning eyes are like silk." The senior brother said to me.

I rolled my eyes.

"The autumn waves are rippling." The elder brother said again.

I was forced to say: "Brother, are you free?"

Senior Brother: "My only job right now is to wait for your batch of candidates to gather before I can take you into the formal exam. That is, before sunset, I am really free."

I have nothing to say to him.

However, that young master seemed to have a lot to say.He looked at the elder brother hostilely, seemingly holding back, but in fact, he didn't bear the effect and said the following warning: "This brother, come first and then come. I was the one who met the beauty first."

0062_ Love Rival Meets... A Hairy

Senior Brother is not a person who gets angry easily, at least I have never seen him get angry.Listening to my brothers and sisters gossip, the only few times that senior brother was angry was because his fellow disciples were bullied and hurt. With a great reputation, fewer and fewer people dare to provoke him.

——Blowing, cowhide always gets more and more mysterious.

Cough, anyway, if a mere junior treats him with disrespect, it is impossible for the elder brother to be angry, at most he will be punished according to the rules.However, the young master has not formally joined the Yunxia Sect, and the rules of the Yunxia Sect will not apply to him for the time being, so for his following offenders, the elder brother just smiled and said: "You knew Xiao Lin earlier than me? But Xiao Lin is still wearing crotch pants At that time, I hugged him and climbed the tree to pick the fruit and ate it. At that time, I didn’t see you by his side.”

Ah, your sister, you are hundreds of years old, why are you pretending to be cute?Does bullying a teenage young master feel a sense of accomplishment?And what the hell is Kobayashi?In the entire sect, you call me the most varied, from Junior Brother Pei to Junior Brother Lin to Pei Er to Second Young Master to Xiao Er to Junior Beauty... Forget it, as long as you are happy.

The young master was stunned by the elder brother, he was tongue-tied for a while, and murmured: "Crotch pants?" I don't know what he made up in his head, but his expression was quite...fascinated?

He should have believed that I am male?No, even if he still thinks I'm female, what's so interesting about the little doll's...Pedophile?It's not like a young master who looked at my breasts the first time when he doubted my gender.

But it's hard to say, human nature is very complicated, I was not good at it in my previous life, and I'm even more unfamiliar with it after staying at home for a long time in this life.