Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0403_ Dress up well

Eldest brother looked at Tianmen Mi Sanxi for a while, then looked sideways at me: "Do you want it?"

Should I?I couldn't tell from the expression on the elder brother's face what answer he wanted me to give, and I glanced at the younger brother again, only to get a calm and indifferent face.

So, it means, follow me?Regardless of benefits, consequences, gains and losses, purely based on intuition?Is it attractive to me purely considering the jewelry itself?

Then, "Yes?" I replied.

Eldest senior brother hooked his mouth and let me in front of Yuhewang, but when Yuhewang stretched out his hand to me again, he blocked his hand.

"It's a bit boring." Yu and Wang seemed to complain to the senior brother.

Senior brother: "I'm really sorry, we will make up the apology gift later."

Yu and Wang spread their hands and made a gesture of invitation to me, so I stepped forward and put the set of accessories into my space spirit weapon.

"Take Mr. Pei to dress up well." Yuhe Wang ordered, and then said to me, "We have specially prepared clothes for the treasure. Dressed up, it can barely match this set of treasures, and it will not insult Mr. Pei's beauty."

I nodded slightly, not questioning how much time it would take to have a custom-made suit, and why it would definitely fit me.Although the clothing in the cultivation world has a certain degree of automatic size adjustment function, but after adjustment, a handsome man's clothes must not be worn by a muscular man, and a set of women's clothing is generally not suitable for men.

Yuhe Wang: "After Mr. Pei is dressed, then decide whether to stay in Yuhe. Maybe then Mr. Pei will find that Yuhe is the most suitable destination for you, not a bully who robs you. Thank you, senior. Didn't he come back after so many years? Time has proved that the bad memories back then were just a misunderstanding."

The people at the Gate of Rebirth seemed to want to refute, but Lao Xin stopped them, as if he really had a crush on Yuhe.

0404_ Dress Up

My sister accompanied me to our temporary residence in the palace, and two attendants arranged by Yu and Wang followed us.

"You wait here." Before entering the room, I said to the two waiters.

The two waiters looked at each other, and one said: "The treasure is more complicated, we are here to serve you..."

"No," I interrupted them, "I'm pretty good at this."

They didn't insist and stayed outside the door, watching me and my sister enter the house.

After setting up a soundproof array, my sister said, "I shouldn't have come in, either?"

"Our current relationship is lovers. Does it make sense if you don't come in and help?" I took out a big cushion and threw it on the ground while talking, and then poured the jewelry on the cushion.

My sister: "Come on, I don't even know what Yuhe is trying to come in by asking other people to form a lover."

Me: "They value romantic love as much as they value beauty."

My sister: "The standard answer. But from actual experience, I have seen that beauty is highly valued, but love is not highly valued, but promiscuity is highly valued."

Me: "The long-term peaceful life has made Yuhe people pursue excitement and go to the extreme path. In the pursuit of beauty, it is also in the pursuit of love."

My sister: "So what's wrong with these so-called treasures? I perceive them as ordinary jewelry."

Me: "It's hard to say, I suspect that something will happen after all the upper body."

But relying on my little uncle's divine sense to be by my side all the time, I still changed into the clothes prepared by Yuhe, and then put on the accessories one by one.

My sister didn't help at all during the process, she even carried forward the virtue of seeing no evil, and practiced with my eyes closed since I took off the sword repair uniform.

However, I am satisfied when you close your eyes when I change clothes, but when I wear these accessories that are probably questionable, you still open your eyes and watch?

"Hey, bodyguard." I reminded her.

My sister didn't open her eyes: "The clothes are too revealing. I won't look at them to prevent you from tweaking them. Anyway, you don't need your eyes to monitor dangerous objects. You just need to sense the aura. Don't worry, I sensed it."

The clothes are indeed very revealing, but sword cultivators are bound to be traumatized. After so many years, they apply medicine to each other to heal their wounds, and see each other's bodies not once or twice. It's really exhausting to be shy about it.Besides, how many men have never been shirtless in public in summer?As long as the key parts are covered, it is not indecent.

0405_ procrastination

I put on one hundred and seven pieces, and finally left a tail ring, hesitant to let the suit take shape.

My sister opened her eyes: "It's okay, the little uncle is on the defensive."

Me: "But the little uncle is the person Yuhe invited by name after all, and I'm worried that he is also in Yuhe's plan."

My sister: "That's not what you need to worry about."

That's right, I'm a cabbage seller, of course I just need to worry about cabbage.

So I put the tail ring on the little finger of my left hand with empty eyes.

Nothing happened.

Am I really thinking too much? In fact, Yuhe is full of love for beauty and gave me decorations?

"Let's go." My sister got up and opened the door. The two waiters waiting at the outer door showed amazed and obsessed expressions the moment they saw me.

Well, here in Yuhe, it is no exaggeration to say that I can conquer the world with just my face.

It's just that the world is too small.

Walking back to the banquet hall, the difference between Yuheren and outsiders is clear at a glance.Those who looked at me in a daze were all Yuhe people, and most outsiders were surprised for a moment and then recovered their calm. A few people with low cultivation bases were surprised for a longer time, but they quickly recovered and moved away with a little shame. Open your eyes, only peeking at me reluctantly from time to time.

——According to the normal values ​​of self-cultivation in the outside world, it is not a mistake to love beauty, but it is just to be indulging in beauty.You can greatly appreciate beautiful things, and it is purely personal preference to spend a lot of energy for beauty when you have nothing to do. Others have no right to interfere, but if you delay or forget about business for the sake of beauty, you will definitely be cast aside.

"What a perfect work." Yuhe Wang exclaimed, "Secret Realm will definitely fall in love with you, Mr. Pei. There is no one more suitable than you."

……what?

I looked at the elder brother, the elder brother seemed to rest his right hand on his left hand casually, and his right index finger drew a small circle the size of a fingernail counterclockwise on the outside of his left wrist.

This is not a general code, it is a cheating cue agreed between me and him when we occasionally play games or deal with the elders, which means, hold on and delay the time.Procrastinate for as long as possible, for as long as you can.

Wait, are you delaying time by making me stand here talking nonsense with Yu and Wang?Chattering doesn't mean good eloquence, what can I talk to him about?

Just when I was rummaging and preparing to talk to Yuhe Wang about the incongruity between his custom-made clothes and the so-called heavenly treasure accessories, a spiritual power suddenly surged in Lao Xin's body.

That was not the fluctuation pattern of Lao Xin's spiritual power, but it was very similar to Lao Xin's spiritual power, as if a part of him had been stripped off to form an independent individual, and began to act as a demon.

A look of ecstasy appeared on Yuhe Wang's face.

At this moment, the eldest brother's eyes fell on Lao Xin, but his body posture remained unchanged. He drew a small circle with his index finger again, reminding me to delay time again.

Hey, what time am I going to procrastinate?Why didn't you tell me yesterday?Why didn't you tell me before the party started?Why didn't you tell me when you changed your clothes just now?Do you have to let me guess on the spot? !

0406_ Spatial variation

I was irritable in my heart, but before I was done, the surrounding scenery gradually faded like fading.Shiny decorations, great food, more than 200 people, sounds, smells...

In the constant fading, I saw the big brother's index finger draw a small circle for the third time.

I calmed down and waited until everything was calm and no longer changing. Only me, Lao Xin, Yu and Wang were left standing in the silence and desolation.

Oh, and take out the fur balls in my arms, a total of four creatures.

I tried all the communication tools, but I couldn't get through at all.But since the elder brother reminded me three times in a row just now, then this situation is what he expected, at least partially.If there is no warning in advance, it is basically impossible to be life-threatening, so I calmly hugged the cat and watched the two cultivation bases higher than mine.

——As a junior, I naturally can't speak first.

Lao Xin is the peak of Yuanying, and Yuhe Wang is the early stage of Jindan.

——I have always suspected that Yuhe didn't completely abandon his cultivation because the monk's skin is obviously good, his complexion is good, he is less sick and doesn't look old.If the cultivation did not have these beauty effects, Yuhe might have been classified as a mortal secret realm long ago, even though the proportion of Yuhe people with spiritual roots is much higher than that of the mortal world.

Lao Xin's expression was also very calm, perhaps more calm than mine.There was a mask-like thing floating next to him, and the spiritual power fluctuations on it were consistent with the spiritual power fluctuations separated from Lao Xin when the space mutation occurred.Probably this is the spirit weapon from Yuhe that Elder Huigu said, but I didn't expect it to be a mask.However, if the appearance is changed, it is not surprising that it is a mask.

The spiritual power emanating from that mask echoed with the accessories on my body.I tried to take off the ring, and then tried the bracelet, but they all seemed to have taken root in my body, and I could turn it slightly, but it was like scraping flesh when I pulled it hard.

Yuhe Wang laughed loudly: "Sure enough, this sacrificial offering is indeed completed. The consciousness of the secret realm is indeed satisfied."

"Thank you." Yuhe Wang stopped his laughter and said solemnly, "Thank you for being a part of Yuhe's secret realm. You will turn into the nutrients of the secret realm and flow in Yuheren's body, making Yuheren More beautiful."

Although it is a bit out of date, I suddenly thought of my father and Elder Huigu's unanimous evaluation of Yuhe: the structure is too small to be worth mentioning.