Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0472_love to kill you

The name of this ghost is Zhuo Tao, and I want to emphasize that it is a male, 24 years old when he died, and he is a fan of Feng Qiang, who finally became popular because of his role as the first male supporting role in the Lily Cultivation Drama.

What a chic powder object.

"What's so strange?" Zhuo Tao was dissatisfied. "As a homosexual, is there anything wrong with my fans of the same sex? Is there anything wrong with my fantasizing about same-sex celebrities?"

Not surprising, yes, yes.I just have a better understanding of Feng Qiang's bad luck.

Personally, I have always held an attitude of not supporting star chasing, and only maintaining respect for other people's choices.Originally, someone like you who died in the process of chasing stars—not to mention that your heart attack has nothing to do with you watching a video and getting angry, sipping cold drinks to lose your temper, or running vigorously—although I can maintain a non-commentary face With an onlooker attitude, but in my heart I want to say something sick, and I will have a negative impression of the star being chased, even though he knows that he is basically irresponsible for this matter.

However, since your performance is too crippling, I can only sympathize with Mr. Feng Qiang who is your fan, and I'm glad for him. Not seeing is pure.In addition, fortunately, you have no hostility and will not cause excessive harm to him, but the ghost's chilly air is still there. Long-term contact with living people is definitely not good for your health. Fortunately, Mr. Feng is young, strong, strong and stable. Yes, I can hold you close for the time being.

"I think you despise me." Zhuo Tao said to me.

"That's right." I nodded, leaving aside the point that he obviously didn't care about star chasing to death, I just told him, "Ghosts haunting the living will cause the living to weaken until they die, don't tell me this kind of almost You don’t know the common sense mentioned in every ghost movie. Is this the performance of your fan?”

Zhuo Tao really seemed to be offended: "You nonsense! That's slander, it's pseudoscience! Qiang Qiang didn't get weak because of me at all. Instead, I taught some people who insulted him for him, and I was protecting him! I know that , in the theory of immortals, ghosts are just souls that lose their bodies and do not dissipate. Everyone has a soul, and the soul is harmless to the body! The research on ghosts in the mortal world is all rumors, and this kind of thing can only be listened to in the cultivation world!"

Me: "It seems that you have indeed learned something. You should have also discovered that she and I are both monks. So I can tell you authoritatively, yes, ghosts are just souls that lose their bodies but do not dissipate. Everyone has Soul, everyone's soul is indeed harmless to himself if nothing happens to him. However, the existence of ghosts, this kind of soul that has lost the bondage of the body, will be attracted by the souls of living people, and at the same time Uncontrollably cannibalizing the souls of living people. The more you cling to him, especially every time you pass through Feng Qiang's body, you have a large-scale contact with his body, which touches his soul. As a result, when you leave his body, you will take away some soul scraps. It is true that a ghost of your level cannot directly cause harm to a person’s body. What you harm is the soul. When the soul is injured to a certain extent, it reacts to the body ...Do you love Feng Qiang so much that you want him to die to accompany you?"

0473_ mouth owed

Zhuotuo's eyes gradually turned red, not the red of tears, but the red of bleeding.

"You're talking nonsense." He glared at me sinisterly.

I'm... a little cowardly.I really have a psychological shadow on horror movies...

Si Li's reaction became more intense, she even drew out her sword - she is also a sword repairman.

The entry threshold for sword repair is relatively low. It does not require excellent understanding like fortune tellers and Confucianism repairers, nor does it require a lot of resources to practice hands like alchemy repairers and instrument repairers to make progress. In theory, as long as there is With spiritual roots, one can become a sword cultivator.

The slogan of Jianxiu is "Persistence, hard work, everything is possible".The promotional slogan of body training is also similar, but except for the distorted genius like the little master, most people think that sword training is much more elegant and handsome, especially women. Those who can choose sword training generally do not choose body training.Therefore, the proportion of the low-level monks who choose the path of sword cultivation is much higher than that of the top ten.

Oh, the point now is that facing Si Li's sword, Zhuo Pu shrank, but soon his eyes widened, and his eyes became more blood red as if he was about to shed tears of blood. The raised hand suddenly had a sense of nails, Sharp as a cat's claw.

My father, don't start acting in a horror movie just because you disagree!I lifted the fur ball up to cover my eyes—it is said that black cats ward off evil spirits, but I don’t know if black cats with wings still have this function.

Fuqiu: "Mi?"

Probably because I acted too cowardly, while Si Li frowned at Zhuo Tao, she took the time to glance at me, that self-evident doubt...

I'm sorry, I seem to have embarrassed Yunxiazong.

"What's the matter, what's the problem?" It may be that the commotion on our side was a bit loud, causing the crew to run over. He aimed at the gleaming sword in Si Li's hand, and then at my face. Busy but with a big smile asking us.

At this time Maoqiu finally woke up completely from sleep, made another 'mi' sound, and at the same time waved its claws at Zhuotuo.

After hearing a scream, Zhuo Tao disappeared.

Si Li was stunned.

The staff was also stunned, and after a while, he asked in surprise, "You guys, did you hear anything?"

Me: "The cat is meowing?"

The staff stared at the black cat's dark eyes, swallowed, and slowly backed away.

Me: "..." Why can't I get rid of the bad mouth after two lifetimes?

0474_a whip

After the staff backed away, Si Li also asked in surprise, "What happened just now?"

Me: "The cat in the foundation building stage launched an attack on the uncultivated ghost, and the ghost was injured and escaped."

Si Li: "...a spirit beast in the foundation building period...?"

That's right, don't say 'Spirit Beast' in the same tone as 'Monster'.

Si Li quickly returned to normal, ignored the cat, and asked, "Has the ghost dissipated?"

He adjusted his mood very quickly. When he found that a pet's cultivation level was higher than his own, he couldn't hide his shocked expression, but he was not restrained by this low mood, nor did he pretend to be indifferent. Put aside such useless emotions, and only focus on things that you can solve or participate in.

This girl has a future.Although it is only five spiritual roots, if this mentality is maintained, foundation building in one's lifetime should be expected... let's talk about Zhuo Tiao.

Me: "No. To Zhuotuo, the strength of Maoqiu just now is probably equivalent to an ordinary person being hit by an ordinary whip. The pain is very painful, but at most the skin is broken, and it is a small injury that can be healed in two or three days. The reason why Zhuo Tao disappeared like this is because, subjectively, he didn’t want people to see him anymore. With his incompetence, he should have always hoped that Feng Qiang could see him before, but later on, he wanted someone else to see him. Being able to convey his love for idols to Feng Qiang, Zhuo Tao has been gathering the exuberant disordered aura of "wanting to be seen" in himself for a long time since he became a ghost. When he meets us who have the ability to see ghosts When someone is there, the power bursts out immediately, attracting our perception."

Si Li realized: "When... the spirit beast hurt him, Zhuo Tao realized that being seen is a very dangerous thing. He is unwilling to continue this kind of danger, and he no longer has a strong obsession to be seen. , his cultivation is not enough to maintain his appearance. Wait, I can see him because of your help, Senior Pei, not because he attracted my attention."

Me: "Because his is indeed without cultivation, no matter how obsessive he is, he can only directly touch people above a certain boundary, not to mention that 'being seen' is not his first obsession, and the effect is even weakened A lot." Also, is the name 'Furball' so difficult to pronounce?So much so that you would rather call it a race name, or a race name with such a wide range as 'spiritual beast', why don't you use 'creature' to refer to it?

0475_statue

Tuoxifeng has become accustomed to renting out his own hills, including his own buildings. Except for a few places where important items are stored, which are protected by magic circles and locked to prevent outsiders from entering, other places, including the main hall, training ground, etc., Can be used for filming.

There is a statue of the Patriarch of Tuoxi Peak in the main hall.Didn't I want to say that this kind of statue has a unified template?Especially in the low-level sects and some third-rate sects, at least seven of the statues of the patriarchs of the ten sects look like brothers or sisters, and at least three of the seven look like twins.

Take some time when you make a statue.With the image recording technology in the realm of self-cultivation, it should not have happened at all when I was sculpting, but it happened frequently, which made me quite puzzled, but because it is not important to me, I didn't even bother to ask.

This time is just right, I asked the disciples of Tuoxi Peak about this question, and I wanted to know what they were referring to when they made the statue.

In the end, the headmaster Zhu Yang answered me with a dry smile: "It's a joke, but our ancestor of Tuoxi Peak is not imposing enough, and it is very demoralizing to show it according to the real carving, so, beautifying one or two... also Maybe three or four... or five or six..."

Well, don't increase the proportion any more, anyway, you are using a unified template.

Although I am quite slanderous about the distortion of the sculpture, I have to admit that there is some truth to Zhu Zhu's aura. When the crew came to the first day, everyone respectfully worshiped the statue.

I also heard some mortals say that when they enter the main hall and face the Patriarch of Tuoxi Peak, they feel a sense of solemnity, and they feel as if they have received a layer of protection. This is purely an illusion, although the statue is indeed a magic weapon. Although the magic weapon does have a protective function, its protection is aimed at itself. It protects the statue itself from dust and is not easy to break. By the way, it can protect the hall where it is placed from collapsing, or it will not be crushed if it collapses.As for protecting people, it doesn't even care about its own disciples and grandchildren, and expects it to protect outsiders?

However, allowing mortals to make wishes is also one of the important incomes of low-level sects.The monks will choose some of these wishes to help them realize, so as to create a rumor that "my faction is very effective".The way to achieve it may be to help openly, or to solve it secretly, according to the desire and demand, in short, to achieve the purpose of promoting oneself, to give more incense money to one's own sect, and sometimes to harvest some fresh disciples by the way.