Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0492_direct

Feng Qiang asked with a smile: "Why? Although I am very happy to take advantage of it, why did you send me?"

"Fate, the last time I came to the mortal world, I only watched one movie, and it happened to be you." I said, and then deliberately added, "It is said that that work may be the pinnacle of your life."

Feng Qiang's smile faded a bit, but it wasn't that he was unhappy, but he looked helpless: "Is it "Cultivation of Fate"?"

Although I think Zhuo Tao is mentally ill, but he has good taste, Feng Qiang is really a comforting person.

Me: "Yeah, it's said that shortly after the film was released, you had all sorts of troubles, and you kept falling, and you didn't even reach your head."

Feng Qiang: "Are you always speaking so directly?"

Me: "No, the main reason for talking to you like this is because my cat can knock you down with one paw. Want to hit me?"

Feng Qiang coughed with a smile: "I dare not. What's more, what you said is the truth."

Me: "So I'm even more confused, you don't seem to have any negative emotions, are you really so detached?"

Feng Qiang: "I can't cultivate immortality, how can I transcend? I just... can I not say it?"

Me: "Okay, I'm just asking casually. But please tell me the truth about another thing."

Feng Qiang: "Please tell me."

Me: "Do you know that you are haunted by ghosts?"

Zhuo Tao stared at me in shock.

Staring at you, the mission contract between Yunxiazong and you didn't say that you should keep your existence a secret from the mission target.And he already knew, I'm not actually asking him, I'm reminding you.

Feng Qiang didn't answer, but asked softly, "Has he come back?"

Me: "Anyway, since I saw you today, he has been entangled with you again. In vain I bullied him away yesterday."

Feng Qiang sighed.

Me: "Do you need to build a communication bridge for you? But no, you have to pay the equivalent."

Feng Qiang shook his head: "Since he is here, I will say it directly. Zhuo Tao, stop protecting me, stop protecting me by hurting yourself, I don't care about other people's slander, those can't hurt me. The worst I'm just quitting the entertainment circle, it's nothing to me, my purpose of entering this circle is not pure, and I don't care if I will retreat into a mess, so you don't protect me like this, don't hurt yourself anymore. Go to practice, go Reincarnate, do what you like, and stop wasting your life on me."

0493_ dreamed about

After Feng Qiang finished speaking, he paused for a while and asked me, "Did he hear me?"

Me: "I heard it very clearly, and I'm refusing you in a hurry. Do you need me to paraphrase? No."

Feng Qiang smiled and said: "No, I don't want to hear rebuttals. This is very good. I can explain my thoughts unilaterally without arguing. It would be even better if Zhuotuo is willing to listen to my wishes."

Me: "You can talk to him whenever you have time. Anyway, he likes to pester you. After you read it for a month or two, he may be nagged so much that he dares to look at it from a distance, and will not overlap with you like this again. Together. By the way, during the two days I observed, he hugged you from behind most of the time, and then partially overlapped with you, especially the lower body overlap..."

Feng Qiang was finally speechless to me.

But Zhuotao went crazy, ignoring the round eyes of the hairball, and rushed towards me as if he was about to eat people. I didn't dare to glance at him with such a ferocious appearance.But it doesn't matter, Fuqiu gave him another paw accurately, making him scream again, oh, this time he was stronger, but he just retreated a distance to lick the wound, and it didn't disappear.

Feng Qiang looked at Mao Qiu's waving paw, and asked worriedly: "Is he injured again?"

Me: "It's an injury, but it's the same as a cat scratching someone's wound, and you don't have to worry about infection. It may be the first time since he became a ghost yesterday that he suffered this kind of injury that resembles a physical attack. He couldn't react, hey I ran away crying. I seem to be used to it today. I didn’t escape, and I floated behind you again. I said, I was not joking with you just now. Although you can’t feel the movements of him pestering you, you can’t feel them in your soul. It should be affected. Don't tell me that you know the existence of this ghost, relying purely on reasoning or other people's reactions."

Feng Qiang: "...I dreamed about it."

Me: "I dreamed of being fucked by him?"

Feng Qiang: "...that's one of them."

Really dreamed?I looked at Zhuo Tao, he was also a little confused.

Me: "Zhuotuo, let me tell you, your behavior is considered obscene in the rules of many sects in the cultivation world. Do you know that the highest punishment is castration? Ghosts can also be castrated. Let me introduce you to an expert? "

Zhuotao stiffly floated another meter away.

I said to Feng Qiang: "You can ask Yunxiazong for protection in this matter, because it is an innocent disaster, and you will not be charged for protection. We will directly refine Zhuo Tao as a reward--I am sure, it is an innocent disaster? You are not harmed past him, right?"

Feng Qiang was very calm about what happened to him, shaking his head: "I'm not sure, now I only know that Zhuo Tao died suddenly when he saw me and tried to catch up with me. I definitely didn't hurt him on purpose, but I Not sure if I indirectly caused his death."

Me: "It doesn't count. Someone chased you down and fell while stepping on a banana peel and hit his head on the steps and died. Could it be that you're still killing me?"

"He's not chasing me." / "I'm chasing, not chasing and killing Qiang Qiang."

One person and one ghost pointed out that my metaphor was wrong at the same time.

0494_The reality of dreams

I ignored their corrections, and continued to ask Feng Qiang: "You said that Zhuo Tao was injured in order to protect you? I think he looks dazed when he hears about this?"

Zhuo Tao: "I'm at a loss. The first time I was injured since I became a ghost was scratched by this cat. The second time too."

Feng Qiang: "When someone deliberately made things difficult for me, Zhuo Tao would go to trouble that person. His strength is limited, and he can only do things like mess up makeup brushes and break a few threads of clothes... like this things."

Zhuo Tao was a little frustrated, and said in her mouth: "I will become stronger, and I will be able to do better in the future."

Feng Qiang: "Whenever something like this happens, I will see that hazy shadow in my dream - in my dream, Zhuotao is a cloud of white mist in the shape of a human being - I see that cloud of mist being swept away It seems to be more solid when it is dyed black, but the originally ethereal and untouchable shadow has also become touchable, attackable, and fragile."

Me: "Just a dream? And you believed in the reality of the dream?"

Feng Qiang: "At first I didn't believe it, I just regarded it as a dream, but if Dreaming is made into a series, every day's dream will be the same protagonist, and every day's dream will be a reenactment of the scene during the day, just a reappearance of the scene There was an extra group of figures, and the appearance of this group of figures just explained all the strange phenomena during the day... So I took all my wealth to ask the Yin Yang Gate for help."

Feng Qiang smiled wryly: "It's a pity that all my family assets are not much in total, and the help that Yin Yang Sect is willing to provide is limited. They affirmed the reality of my dream and told me that there was a ghost following me. They showed me the ghost's portrait, and I I recognized Zhuo Tao, and I also know that every time Zhuo Tao takes revenge on others for me, he is polluting himself. The Yin Yang Gate said that when ghosts with no cultivation base do evil intentionally, they will not be able to resist the erosion of evil thoughts and will Gradually lose the principles of behavior, and will become more and more obedient to desire. Yin Yangmen gave me two choices, one is to give me a magic weapon to protect me from ghost energy, and the other is to give me a magic weapon to protect Zhuo grape Keeping the magic weapon of reason, I chose the latter. I have been trying to tell Zhuo Tao the danger of his behavior, but... It seems that every time I say these words, he is either not by my side, or is attracted by other things , didn’t listen to what I said, or heard it, but didn’t take it to heart at all.”

0495_Yin Yang Gate

The sect gathered by the demon cultivators is called the Yaomeng, and the sect gathered by the ghost cultivators is the Yinyang Sect that Feng Qiang seeks help from. However, the Yinyang Sect is one level lower than the Demon League. .

The most embarrassing thing for Yin Yang Sect is that the ghost cultivator with the highest cultivation level today is at the stage of transforming gods, but the only ghost cultivator at the stage of transforming gods is a casual cultivator, and he had some conflicts with Yin Yang Sect. Therefore, Yin Yang Sect The position among ghost cultivators is somewhat delicate.

On the one hand, the Yin-Yang Gate does provide a shelter and school education for the vast number of ghost cultivators, but on the other hand, as many ghost cultivators are willing to join the Yin-Yang Gate, there are as many ghost cultivators who think that the Yin-Yang Gate is not allowed to enter - the idol effect Not to be underestimated.

After all, the cultivation world is a place where strength speaks. Since the highest cultivation level is not in the sect, it is also a sect where non-humans gather. The Yin Yang sect is much weaker than the demon league. In ghost cultivation, they can't keep their promises. The biggest influence comes from dealing with evil spirits all over the world.

In the eyes of mortals, every monk can actually deal with evil spirits—the fact is also, anyway, if you kill them, you can deal with them. As for how to kill them, mortals don’t care, ah, most monks don’t care either.

Therefore, when mortals encounter a haunted incident, they seldom go to the most suitable sect. Even if they sometimes think of prescribing the right medicine, they will think of the gate of reincarnation where human monks gather to promote salvation and become more famous.As for the Yin-Yang Gate, which is full of ghosts, even if I think about it, I will deliberately avoid it because of my respectful attitude towards ghosts.

Feng Qiang's direction of asking for help is quite creative.

Feng Qiang explained: "Zhuotuo is protecting me. I can't hope that he will be killed by a fairy. As for superseding, it is of course fine if he is voluntary. ? For the Yin Yang Sect, maybe they are still willing to accept Zhuo Tao as an apprentice, but unfortunately, Zhuo Tao doesn't seem to have that intention."

Zhuo Tao was in shock: "When did Qiang Qiang contact the Yin Yang Gate, why didn't I know?"

You know that you are making trouble, but which one do you know about the business?

At this time Zhang Mifei came back and shook his head as soon as he saw me: "It's not her, she has incense in her hand, but the source is not her. I took all the incense away, I don't know if I can stimulate the source."

"Maybe the source of the stimulation is more hidden." I said and stretched out my hand to Zhang Mi, Zhang Mi immediately offered a handful of incense, I left one for him, and took all the others away.