NOVEL SIMPLE Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 178
0709_ Shipping
Both Yan Ziqi and Wu Heng are honest people, Wu Heng said he wanted to use his annual income to buy one, and Yan Ziqi agreed without asking him how much his annual income was——I don’t believe that Yan Ziqi has seen it like I did. And remembered the income level of the mortal staff in the mortal world office. Normal monks will not remember everything that is useful and useless like me——Wu Heng paid the money immediately when Yan Ziqi agreed, and there was no such thing at all. 'The other party agreed too simply, so I must have raised the awareness that the price should be lowered'.
A few words and the deal is done.
It is inconvenient for living creatures to use ordinary teleportation artifacts, so in order to reduce postage, Yan Ziqi used the most basic flying artifacts, similar to the reinforced version of the paper crane, which looks like a small paper boat. Just put the hamster inside, and then let the paper boat fly. No beast can break the paper boat.
Since the destination of the paper boat is the Yunxia Sect's own office, things are often exchanged between the office and the various peaks of this sect, so the safety of this line is relatively high, so Yan Ziqi dares to use it with confidence. A flying weapon with such low defense.If it was sent to other places, with her responsibility to her little friend Shen Shen, she would never let the hamster have any surprises, and she would definitely use a shipping method that was more expensive than the hamster's selling price.
In fact, she has already tried to do this. Before sending the hamster out, she asked me: "Senior Brother Pei, can you help me recover the flying magic weapon?"
Me: "Give it to the hamster? What are you going to use to deliver it? Don't you bring it back?"
Yan Ziqi: "Master newly rewarded me with a flying boat. I'm not yet proficient in using it. I'm afraid I won't be able to recover it after a long distance."
Me: "If you can't control it, you shouldn't use it? Did something happen in the middle?"
Yan Ziqi: "No, there is an automatic correction route to the office, so you won't miss it. The defense of the flying ship can resist the attack of the Nascent Soul."
Another master who spoils his disciples.
I reasoned with Yan Ziqi: During the non-war period, no one would attack Yunxiazong's fixed delivery route, and she could send the hamster out with other delivery seniors, which is equivalent to taking protection.
Me: "The most basic transport paper boat is fine, as long as the hamster can't break it, you don't have to worry about external attacks at all."
Fortunately, Yan Ziqi is more able to listen to people's suggestions, and finally did not equip the hamster with a luxury car.I can still help her recycle the little paper boat. Although this thing is a bit fragile, as long as it is not damaged, it doesn't have to be such a luxury as a one-time use.How much is a hamster?No matter how cheap the magic weapon is, it can't be thrown away just for it, although Yan Ziqi probably doesn't have the consciousness to take it back.
...Sometimes I fully understand Sanxiu's jealousy towards the sect, especially the disciples of the Damen sect: every day is a waste!
0710_values
Occasionally, I feel that my values are a bit problematic. I will care about small things, and I will feel distressed if I waste a piece of low-grade spirit stone. But sometimes I don’t seem to feel anything when facing very valuable things. For example, A quasi-spiritual treasure that was eaten by a small ice sculpture, for example, a tiny spiritual vein of the Lingzhi type that was eaten by a small suit.
"The point is whether there is any waste?" I asked my dad.
My father: "The point is that you clearly know that the former is a waste, but you can't tell whether the latter is a waste. In other words, the latter is too high-level for you, and you don't realize its true value, so you can't feel sorry for it. In other words, you are at the level of a low-grade spirit stone."
There is an analogy: the Qi training period is like a spirit bead, the foundation building period is like a low-grade spirit stone, the Jindan period is like a middle-grade spirit stone, and the Yuanying period is like a top-grade spirit stone. Only the monks who have started from the transformation of gods can detach themselves from the masses.
So I am a low-grade spirit stone, which actually fits into the usual classification... Well, with my cultivation base of sprinting towards the golden core, my foundation of Yunxia sect, and my father's protection, the level of low-grade spirit stone is a little lower ... No, Dad, you are crooked, and I am not as ignorant as you said.
Me: "Although I am a bit confused about targeting Lingbao, I still know some Lingbao. Even if I don't fully understand its value, I at least know that its value is much higher than Lingshi. Similarly, portable spirit plants Xingling vein, I also know that it is precious."
My father: "Would you be reluctant to throw a low-grade spirit stone to the little ice sculpture or Xiao Suiqi?"
Me: "No."
My dad: "What about throwing 100 yuan?"
Me: "No way."
My dad: "Then how much will you throw?"
I:"……"
My father: "The bottom line value in your heart is the highest value of the quasi-lingbao and the spiritual plant type spiritual vein in your current cognition. And I can tell you with certainty that no matter what your bottom line value is, you They all underestimated the quasi-lingual treasure and the spiritual-planting type of spiritual vein."
Me: "...I simulated it in my heart, I don't care about the little ice sculpture, but even if I give all the spirit stones in my hand to Xiao Sui, I won't be reluctant. Digging out things, and there are so many in one digging... Ah, I thought of it, the reason why I think it is a pity that Yu, Zhunlingbao, and Huoqiulianlingmai should also include that they haven't officially entered my pocket yet. I don’t feel like they belong to me before I classify them, so I don’t feel bad at all when I feed them to my real possessions. Why should I feel bad about things that don’t belong to me?”
My father didn't answer me, he asked: "You are willing to feed all the spirit stones, so have you ever thought about how to keep progress in your cultivation without spirit stones?"
Me: "You will give it to me, and brother, sister..."
My dad said it was meaningless to continue this topic.
I want to say: how could it be, I think it made me understand myself a little bit better.
But before he had a chance to speak, he was chased away by my father.
Hmph, patriarchal dictatorship.
0711_ firmly believe
Calculating the time, Yan Ziqi's hamster express delivery will arrive tomorrow - don't expect speed for that kind of elementary flying magic weapon, even if Feicheng is not too far from Yunxiazong - and tonight, I will be with Together with my cat, let's see if the ghost hitting the wall is a spiritual event.
This task was entrusted by the employees of that building to select a few representatives, hold several pages of paper with their names on it, and come to the office to make an entrustment.
There are many companies in that building, but the old versions of all companies deny the ghost hitting the wall, and think that either the employees are too tired and confused to work overtime, or they are making up stories to threaten their bosses to give them a raise.
The bosses did not blindly suppress the employees to veto randomly. Several bosses stayed in the building until midnight, but without exception, they all walked out of the building safely and smoothly. From [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] a.m., every Hours have been tested by the boss, and everything came out normally.
There must be some staff working on it.bosses said.It doesn't have to be a lot of people joining forces, it might just be a few people.Those people played themselves the victims of being beaten by ghosts, and then set up innocent colleagues when the rumors were prevalent and panicked. Taking advantage of the panic of these colleagues, it is easy to create false appearances.And when they meet the bosses who are determined and courageous people who can hold their breath and are not confused by rumors, they will have nothing to do.
Otherwise, how to explain why all the bosses did not encounter ghosts hitting the wall?If it's really a ghost or other supernatural events, can you still decide whether to trap people by looking at the position?
So the bosses entrusted detectives to start with those who encountered ghosts hitting the wall at the beginning, and carefully search for evidence of man-made chaos.
It sounds like the idea of the bosses is also very logical. For a period of time, many employees believed it, and put suspicious eyes on those who were hit by the ghost at the beginning, but as time passed, the people who were beaten by ghosts People who suspected that there was a problem could not find out the problem. At the same time, when all these people were under surveillance, the incident of ghost hitting the wall still happened again and again among the employees, and the employees panicked again.
The bosses were also very puzzled, but because they had never encountered it before, they still firmly did not believe it. After suspecting that their own employees directed and acted, they began to suspect that competitors were making trouble.In short, I just don't believe that this is a supernatural event.Because the bosses who claim to be well-informed do not believe that ghosts or immortals are so boring to toss their innocent companies.Besides, this is Feicheng!One of the offices of the Yunxia Sect is located in the city where the blood relatives of Elder Jianxiu of the Yunxia Sect are located. What kind of supernatural events dare to happen here?
So it must be artificial!
That firm belief in science reminds me of a certain program "Go [beep——] Science" with a strange posture in my previous life... The position of this code seems to be wrong?Cough, in short, the bosses firmly believe that everything can be explained by science. Immortals and ghosts are very busy and don't have time to come to the mortal world to make trouble every day, so there are not so many supernatural events in the mortal world, so don't scare yourself all day long.
0712_fall on the roof
Having said that, I have seen this kind of statement in many places in my previous life: The meaning of the existence of "Go [beep——] Science is to cover up supernatural events and supernatural departments. Ordinary people don't need to know supernatural events, so the relevant departments So they tried every means to transfer the supernatural events to the underground for processing, and found all kinds of cover-ups that made sense and did not make sense on the bright side.
Although most of the people who spread this kind of statement just laughed it off as a joke, but many people, including me, believed it a little bit.After all, what deep connotation is actually acceptable for a program with a national signboard?
——The key point is that the trend that can’t be made up and can only be explained forcibly makes it difficult for people not to doubt it, and then feel that the fraud is too low-quality. If you really want to cover up the truth, you can’t do this?So really?Maybe the show is using people's reverse psychology to cover it up?
False and real, but it is also very national.
And in this life, I feel even more that the truth may be hidden in the joke, because sometimes Yunxiazong will find some scientific logic to explain things that the mortal world does not want to know, but because of the lack of understanding of the current development of the mortal world I understand it very well, so it is inevitable that some jokes will be made during the explanation process, or the explanation will be far-fetched.
Look, across the wall of the plane, the same method works the same way.
When I arrived at the building, it was off-duty time. I landed on the top of the building. First, I looked for traces of the magic circle from the outside and did some elimination methods.The result is not found.
Since the ghost hitting the wall incident has not been resolved for a long time, all employees working in this building have developed the habit of never working overtime in the company-if they want to work overtime, they also take their work home to do it.But after all, some materials are not convenient to take out of the company, and some things require teamwork and it is not convenient to find places casually, so the overtime hours are still greatly reduced.
I am very pleased with this.I think one of the things that bothered me the most in my previous life was working overtime, especially some stupid bosses who got off work at 55 o’clock, and he suddenly appeared at [-]:[-] to explain the work, and had to hand over the finished product to him the next morning. I really want to kill him.Of course, in the end reason prevailed over impulse, and I finally calmed down by firing squid.
I don't care about the heavy workload because I can improve my efficiency, but I absolutely cannot accept the culture of taking overtime for granted.During the eight hours of work, I am so busy that I have to trot to go to the bathroom. I can accept it, but after the eight hours of work, the work should go away and let me stay quietly.
——Sisters and men who hope to develop and improve their careers should not learn from me.But if you just want to make a living, and the focus is to ensure that you are in a good mood, then feel free, as long as you have weighed in your heart and are willing to bear the negative consequences of doing so.
Both Yan Ziqi and Wu Heng are honest people, Wu Heng said he wanted to use his annual income to buy one, and Yan Ziqi agreed without asking him how much his annual income was——I don’t believe that Yan Ziqi has seen it like I did. And remembered the income level of the mortal staff in the mortal world office. Normal monks will not remember everything that is useful and useless like me——Wu Heng paid the money immediately when Yan Ziqi agreed, and there was no such thing at all. 'The other party agreed too simply, so I must have raised the awareness that the price should be lowered'.
A few words and the deal is done.
It is inconvenient for living creatures to use ordinary teleportation artifacts, so in order to reduce postage, Yan Ziqi used the most basic flying artifacts, similar to the reinforced version of the paper crane, which looks like a small paper boat. Just put the hamster inside, and then let the paper boat fly. No beast can break the paper boat.
Since the destination of the paper boat is the Yunxia Sect's own office, things are often exchanged between the office and the various peaks of this sect, so the safety of this line is relatively high, so Yan Ziqi dares to use it with confidence. A flying weapon with such low defense.If it was sent to other places, with her responsibility to her little friend Shen Shen, she would never let the hamster have any surprises, and she would definitely use a shipping method that was more expensive than the hamster's selling price.
In fact, she has already tried to do this. Before sending the hamster out, she asked me: "Senior Brother Pei, can you help me recover the flying magic weapon?"
Me: "Give it to the hamster? What are you going to use to deliver it? Don't you bring it back?"
Yan Ziqi: "Master newly rewarded me with a flying boat. I'm not yet proficient in using it. I'm afraid I won't be able to recover it after a long distance."
Me: "If you can't control it, you shouldn't use it? Did something happen in the middle?"
Yan Ziqi: "No, there is an automatic correction route to the office, so you won't miss it. The defense of the flying ship can resist the attack of the Nascent Soul."
Another master who spoils his disciples.
I reasoned with Yan Ziqi: During the non-war period, no one would attack Yunxiazong's fixed delivery route, and she could send the hamster out with other delivery seniors, which is equivalent to taking protection.
Me: "The most basic transport paper boat is fine, as long as the hamster can't break it, you don't have to worry about external attacks at all."
Fortunately, Yan Ziqi is more able to listen to people's suggestions, and finally did not equip the hamster with a luxury car.I can still help her recycle the little paper boat. Although this thing is a bit fragile, as long as it is not damaged, it doesn't have to be such a luxury as a one-time use.How much is a hamster?No matter how cheap the magic weapon is, it can't be thrown away just for it, although Yan Ziqi probably doesn't have the consciousness to take it back.
...Sometimes I fully understand Sanxiu's jealousy towards the sect, especially the disciples of the Damen sect: every day is a waste!
0710_values
Occasionally, I feel that my values are a bit problematic. I will care about small things, and I will feel distressed if I waste a piece of low-grade spirit stone. But sometimes I don’t seem to feel anything when facing very valuable things. For example, A quasi-spiritual treasure that was eaten by a small ice sculpture, for example, a tiny spiritual vein of the Lingzhi type that was eaten by a small suit.
"The point is whether there is any waste?" I asked my dad.
My father: "The point is that you clearly know that the former is a waste, but you can't tell whether the latter is a waste. In other words, the latter is too high-level for you, and you don't realize its true value, so you can't feel sorry for it. In other words, you are at the level of a low-grade spirit stone."
There is an analogy: the Qi training period is like a spirit bead, the foundation building period is like a low-grade spirit stone, the Jindan period is like a middle-grade spirit stone, and the Yuanying period is like a top-grade spirit stone. Only the monks who have started from the transformation of gods can detach themselves from the masses.
So I am a low-grade spirit stone, which actually fits into the usual classification... Well, with my cultivation base of sprinting towards the golden core, my foundation of Yunxia sect, and my father's protection, the level of low-grade spirit stone is a little lower ... No, Dad, you are crooked, and I am not as ignorant as you said.
Me: "Although I am a bit confused about targeting Lingbao, I still know some Lingbao. Even if I don't fully understand its value, I at least know that its value is much higher than Lingshi. Similarly, portable spirit plants Xingling vein, I also know that it is precious."
My father: "Would you be reluctant to throw a low-grade spirit stone to the little ice sculpture or Xiao Suiqi?"
Me: "No."
My dad: "What about throwing 100 yuan?"
Me: "No way."
My dad: "Then how much will you throw?"
I:"……"
My father: "The bottom line value in your heart is the highest value of the quasi-lingbao and the spiritual plant type spiritual vein in your current cognition. And I can tell you with certainty that no matter what your bottom line value is, you They all underestimated the quasi-lingual treasure and the spiritual-planting type of spiritual vein."
Me: "...I simulated it in my heart, I don't care about the little ice sculpture, but even if I give all the spirit stones in my hand to Xiao Sui, I won't be reluctant. Digging out things, and there are so many in one digging... Ah, I thought of it, the reason why I think it is a pity that Yu, Zhunlingbao, and Huoqiulianlingmai should also include that they haven't officially entered my pocket yet. I don’t feel like they belong to me before I classify them, so I don’t feel bad at all when I feed them to my real possessions. Why should I feel bad about things that don’t belong to me?”
My father didn't answer me, he asked: "You are willing to feed all the spirit stones, so have you ever thought about how to keep progress in your cultivation without spirit stones?"
Me: "You will give it to me, and brother, sister..."
My dad said it was meaningless to continue this topic.
I want to say: how could it be, I think it made me understand myself a little bit better.
But before he had a chance to speak, he was chased away by my father.
Hmph, patriarchal dictatorship.
0711_ firmly believe
Calculating the time, Yan Ziqi's hamster express delivery will arrive tomorrow - don't expect speed for that kind of elementary flying magic weapon, even if Feicheng is not too far from Yunxiazong - and tonight, I will be with Together with my cat, let's see if the ghost hitting the wall is a spiritual event.
This task was entrusted by the employees of that building to select a few representatives, hold several pages of paper with their names on it, and come to the office to make an entrustment.
There are many companies in that building, but the old versions of all companies deny the ghost hitting the wall, and think that either the employees are too tired and confused to work overtime, or they are making up stories to threaten their bosses to give them a raise.
The bosses did not blindly suppress the employees to veto randomly. Several bosses stayed in the building until midnight, but without exception, they all walked out of the building safely and smoothly. From [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] a.m., every Hours have been tested by the boss, and everything came out normally.
There must be some staff working on it.bosses said.It doesn't have to be a lot of people joining forces, it might just be a few people.Those people played themselves the victims of being beaten by ghosts, and then set up innocent colleagues when the rumors were prevalent and panicked. Taking advantage of the panic of these colleagues, it is easy to create false appearances.And when they meet the bosses who are determined and courageous people who can hold their breath and are not confused by rumors, they will have nothing to do.
Otherwise, how to explain why all the bosses did not encounter ghosts hitting the wall?If it's really a ghost or other supernatural events, can you still decide whether to trap people by looking at the position?
So the bosses entrusted detectives to start with those who encountered ghosts hitting the wall at the beginning, and carefully search for evidence of man-made chaos.
It sounds like the idea of the bosses is also very logical. For a period of time, many employees believed it, and put suspicious eyes on those who were hit by the ghost at the beginning, but as time passed, the people who were beaten by ghosts People who suspected that there was a problem could not find out the problem. At the same time, when all these people were under surveillance, the incident of ghost hitting the wall still happened again and again among the employees, and the employees panicked again.
The bosses were also very puzzled, but because they had never encountered it before, they still firmly did not believe it. After suspecting that their own employees directed and acted, they began to suspect that competitors were making trouble.In short, I just don't believe that this is a supernatural event.Because the bosses who claim to be well-informed do not believe that ghosts or immortals are so boring to toss their innocent companies.Besides, this is Feicheng!One of the offices of the Yunxia Sect is located in the city where the blood relatives of Elder Jianxiu of the Yunxia Sect are located. What kind of supernatural events dare to happen here?
So it must be artificial!
That firm belief in science reminds me of a certain program "Go [beep——] Science" with a strange posture in my previous life... The position of this code seems to be wrong?Cough, in short, the bosses firmly believe that everything can be explained by science. Immortals and ghosts are very busy and don't have time to come to the mortal world to make trouble every day, so there are not so many supernatural events in the mortal world, so don't scare yourself all day long.
0712_fall on the roof
Having said that, I have seen this kind of statement in many places in my previous life: The meaning of the existence of "Go [beep——] Science is to cover up supernatural events and supernatural departments. Ordinary people don't need to know supernatural events, so the relevant departments So they tried every means to transfer the supernatural events to the underground for processing, and found all kinds of cover-ups that made sense and did not make sense on the bright side.
Although most of the people who spread this kind of statement just laughed it off as a joke, but many people, including me, believed it a little bit.After all, what deep connotation is actually acceptable for a program with a national signboard?
——The key point is that the trend that can’t be made up and can only be explained forcibly makes it difficult for people not to doubt it, and then feel that the fraud is too low-quality. If you really want to cover up the truth, you can’t do this?So really?Maybe the show is using people's reverse psychology to cover it up?
False and real, but it is also very national.
And in this life, I feel even more that the truth may be hidden in the joke, because sometimes Yunxiazong will find some scientific logic to explain things that the mortal world does not want to know, but because of the lack of understanding of the current development of the mortal world I understand it very well, so it is inevitable that some jokes will be made during the explanation process, or the explanation will be far-fetched.
Look, across the wall of the plane, the same method works the same way.
When I arrived at the building, it was off-duty time. I landed on the top of the building. First, I looked for traces of the magic circle from the outside and did some elimination methods.The result is not found.
Since the ghost hitting the wall incident has not been resolved for a long time, all employees working in this building have developed the habit of never working overtime in the company-if they want to work overtime, they also take their work home to do it.But after all, some materials are not convenient to take out of the company, and some things require teamwork and it is not convenient to find places casually, so the overtime hours are still greatly reduced.
I am very pleased with this.I think one of the things that bothered me the most in my previous life was working overtime, especially some stupid bosses who got off work at 55 o’clock, and he suddenly appeared at [-]:[-] to explain the work, and had to hand over the finished product to him the next morning. I really want to kill him.Of course, in the end reason prevailed over impulse, and I finally calmed down by firing squid.
I don't care about the heavy workload because I can improve my efficiency, but I absolutely cannot accept the culture of taking overtime for granted.During the eight hours of work, I am so busy that I have to trot to go to the bathroom. I can accept it, but after the eight hours of work, the work should go away and let me stay quietly.
——Sisters and men who hope to develop and improve their careers should not learn from me.But if you just want to make a living, and the focus is to ensure that you are in a good mood, then feel free, as long as you have weighed in your heart and are willing to bear the negative consequences of doing so.
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