Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0239_Temporarily away

After I easily completed the first step of the twelve steps, I didn't seize the time to establish a friendship with Ji Zuo's family on an equal footing—now it can only be said that Ji's parents treat me as an ignorant brat Taking care is a feeling from top to bottom, not a friend.

In fact, I don't know how to take the initiative to make friends. I have lived two lifetimes and have never deliberately made friends. I have always followed the fate.I am very poor in the subject of interpersonal communication, so I decided to go to the Hehuan Sect first.

... No, I'm not here to ask for advice, I'm here to deal with the follow-up questions of the Mystery of Wanxin.Besides, you can ask the Hehuan sect for advice to hook up with a lover, but forget about making friends, it's better to have a purer friend, it will be complicated if you accidentally become a friend with sex.

I put a puppet doll in my rented house, and let it use my appearance to simulate the lifestyle of a normal person who is too lazy to go out for a few days. Albizia sect.

The puppet doll I used is a low-level magic weapon, with zero attack and defense capabilities, and no special skills. The only function is to copy the appearance of the user, and then simulate some basic life actions.Its main usage is as I demonstrated today, temporarily deceiving ordinary people.

Of course, as a magic weapon, this low-level puppet doll still has some commonalities of a magic weapon.For example, if something goes wrong during its operation, the user will know it even if it is thousands of miles away. At that time, I can instantly teleport back by relying on the formation method set up in the room in advance, and then make up a picture that I am playing with a doll. I fooled around with my reasons and pretended I never left.

As for whether this reason will make people think of me as a pervert... Whatever, the landlord already thinks that I am abnormal.In a small city with close interpersonal contacts, people who prefer to live alone and neglect to communicate with others are inherently abnormal.

In addition, let's talk about the visual interference magic weapon.The one I used this time is also a basic one. Its main function is to prevent Yu Jianfei's monks from being seen by ordinary people, and it also doesn't have the slightest attack and defense ability or special skills.

In the eyes of the monks, the artifacts that can directly improve the cultivation level are excellent, and the artifacts that are useful for combat, identification, cracking, etc. are useful, and those artifacts that can only be used at the starting point of the mortal world are just toys .Even though they are very convenient to use at certain times, the most important thing for monks is to improve their cultivation, and it is beneficial to the improvement of their cultivation.It's good to have something convenient, but it doesn't matter if you don't have it.Especially those pure sword cultivators who like to ask for trouble, if you give him convenience, he might turn his face against you.

The above is the mainstream view.But obviously, since there are still so many magic weapons, magic weapons and even spiritual weapons that are positioned as gadgets—I haven’t found an example of a spiritual treasure so far—and are sold in large quantities in the entire cultivation world, especially if this kind of magic weapon is still Almost never out of stock, so there are absolutely many monks who make these things.

Even though these creative gadgets are much easier to refine than the magic tools that the mainstream advocates, as long as they are magic tools, monks must refine them by themselves, at least for a certain step, and there is absolutely no such thing as mass production for fools.Therefore, semi-handmade or even purely handmade products can still have such a high output and a sales volume worthy of this output. It must be commented vulgarly: the body is indeed very honest.

0240_ delicate

Before entering Wanxin's secret realm, the senior brother received a new jade slip from Hehuanzong, in exchange for Yunxiazong covering Hehuanzong after entering Wanxin.

Of course, the hood thing went very well.Although almost all the comprehension circles have all kinds of frivolous fantasies about Hehuanzong in private, when life and death are not involved, and no major interests are involved, everyone generally gives Hehuanzong face in person.

This is not surprising, firstly, the Hehuan Sect has many beauties, and secondly, the Hehuan Sect has an absolute advantage over the entire cultivation world in terms of its expertise, and everyone, almost all monks, need to refer to this expertise of the Hehuan Sect from time to time.

Therefore, Wanxin's trip of Hehuanzong went smoothly as usual, and occasionally encountered some disciples who couldn't deal with it, and Yunxiazong also kept his promise to help solve it.But this solution, I did not contribute.Not only did I not do anything to protect them, but I also became the most unfavorable factor in their entire Wanxin trip, not one of them.

I am simply a typical pig teammate.

The Acacia Sect is often misunderstood by outsiders' frivolity. In fact, we can't blame others for their colored glasses. The Acacia Sect also has problems with some of its own performances.Especially those disciples of the Acacia sect with lower cultivation bases, they still can't control the seductive, seductive, and unscrupulous temperament brought by the exercises well, and even when encountering some triggering events, they will really show some Erotic mannerisms.

For example, when I ran into a ghost like me.

Although I don't quite know what kind of me I was in their eyes at that time, but their anxious expressions made some people's thoughts fluctuate. After all, I can't control the situation I randomly meet in front of people every time, and I can't guarantee There was something unfavorable around people who met me.Imagine how a beauty suddenly looks... horny in a group of people...

Although there are many people in Wanxin who have made a fool of myself because of me, the Yunxia Sect and the Hehuan Sect are the ones I feel guilty about.Yunxia Sect is mainly about physical damage, while Hehuan Sect is about spiritual damage.

In terms of sequelae, I am more worried about Hehuanzong.Because the disciples of Yunxiazong are relatively rough, what fright, fear, hatred, if you know it is fake, then let it go, and go up and down the mountain to have fun, directly absorb the experience of emotional drastic changes as experience, and make a call Hiccup finished digesting.Even Xie Qinwei's hatred of being killed once, after returning to the clan, could not affect him to accept younger brothers and build a harem as usual.

As for the Hehuan Sect, their way of cultivation has always been a bit of a slant.They do not place much emphasis on purity and perseverance in terms of xinxing requirements, but they emphasize not getting lost and not forgetting the original intention.Disciples of the Albizia Sect can have mixed thoughts, but they need to know why they are mixed when they are mixed.

The disciples who are new to the Hehuan Sect are often embarrassed and ashamed to talk about it because the sect sells small pornographic pictures all over the world, but in fact they will choose to enter the Hehuan Sect, except for my mother who is desperate and forced to have no choice , Most of the sex things have stronger curiosity or desire than others from the beginning.

Their concealment is just the expression that they dare not face their own desires honestly. When they are honest step by step, they will become more and more aware of their own needs and rejections in their hearts, and will gradually no longer be influenced by external voices. Domination, their cultivation base will gradually increase accordingly.

In short, the disciples of Hehuan Sect are generally very delicate in mind.The way Acacia Sect treats its disciples is not to beat the delicate to make it rough, but to maintain and nourish the delicate, so that the delicate becomes more rounded, transparent, soft and tough.

For example, my mother is so frank that if she wants to practice dual cultivation, she will cultivate both, and if she has no chance to create an opportunity, she will practice; if she wants to have a child, she will have a child, and she dares to try any fragments of unknown origin.Unrestrained, free and easy, follow your heart.

——Although it's a bit too casual, but... as long as she's happy.If life is not happy, why should the monks practice hard for thousands of years to prolong their lifespan?Of course, people want to live a long life because they live happily. If they live a miserable life, they only want to die early.

I was a little worried, because of my fright, the twenty or so members of the foundation-building period of the Hehuan Sect were even more ashamed to face their own desires.

0241_ brain hole

I went to the Hehuan Sect this time for two purposes, one is to return the rewards I got for those disciples of the Hehuan Sect, and the other is to see if I can make up for something.

Of course, I won't tell them I'm that ghost.Dare to tell Yunxiazong on a small scale because Yunxiazong has rich experience in keeping secrets and has detailed cases-I live in Yunxiazong, and I have turned over all the materials that can be found in the Cangshu Pavilion. I can't detect any clues.I believe that there is no doubt that there is a unique skill, and it is not just because I am stupid.

The version I told Hehuanzong was the one that Bian Xili helped me fool when I was in Wanxin.It is true that he fell into the ice cave, that his real body was trapped in the ice cave for nearly two months, it is true that he got those reward items from the ice cave.Except for the part of being a ghost, I can tell the truth about everything else, and it would be fine to push all the unexplainable parts to the ice sculpture ghost.

Anyway, everyone in Wanxin at that time knew that I was one of the missing persons, and they all knew that I was the one who came back intact among the missing persons. The adventures they imagined about me in those two months were much better than what I actually encountered. Also exaggerated.

I passed Wanxin’s secret assessment and became Wanxin’s new owner. Whether the secret realm of Wanxin can be opened on time in the next hundred years depends on my mood; I was cursed by Wanxin and will become Wanxin forever A servant driven at will; I am actually dead, and I who returned to the crowd is Wanxin's consciousness in human skin...

There are also more accurate brain holes, which connect me with haunting. It is a pity for others. Fortunately for me, this finally accurate conjecture was submerged in thousands of brain holes, and did not arouse the slightest bit. response.Even Brain Hole himself said that this is ridiculous, because it is impossible for me to be an enemy of nearly ten thousand of them in the same foundation stage, win them all, and come back alive in the end.

0242_ in and out at will

When I arrived at Hehuanzong, it happened to be their morning exercise time.The morning exercises of the Hehuan Sect are not much different from those of other sects. They practice swords, cast spells, and fight with spirit beasts... The sex-related things are one of the main characteristics of the Hehuan Sect, but they are not It means that the Acacia sect only has sex.In essence, they still give priority to the status of 'monk', and disseminating pornographic items is just a sideline.

In my opinion, compared with 'sex', which is somewhat obscure, the Acacia Sect's face is more open and aboveboard, and it can also be said to be at the forefront of the cultivation world, with authority.

I have only come to Hehuan Sect a few times by myself, and I have grown from a baby to a teenager in the past ten years, and my appearance has changed a lot. But every time, as soon as I got to the door of the Hehuan Sect, they would let me in without asking a word—the disciples who guard the door may not be the same every time, but the reaction is the same.

I once wondered if the Hehuan Sect specially set me the access authority equivalent to that of its disciples, but the head of the Hehuan Sect told me: "What are you thinking, why do you not give you this kind of authority if you are not a disciple of this sect? Unless you leave The Yunxia Sect came to worship under my Hehuan Sect."

I ignored his routine of poaching, and asked, "Then is it so fun every time you let go?"

Head of the Hehuan Sect: "Anyone with your face will be allowed by this sect to be very happy."

Me: "... What if I came to kick the gym?"

Head of the Hehuan Sect: "Will the gatekeeper guard against those who come to kick the hall?"

The defense array is fake, right?Are the elders of the Hehuan Sect just a display?The meaning of guard disciples is not that they can guard against foreign enemies, but that they can issue warnings.Otherwise, why must the living people be released at the door?If it didn't require the human brain to judge, estimate, and handle flexibly, wouldn't it be more solid, economical, accurate, and free of dead ends to only use formations to guard the goal?

The head of Hehuan Sect said: "Beauties have privileges in this sect. This sect has always avoided enmity with beauties."

This is simply to love beauty with life.