Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0276_No need

Me: "To be honest, why do you hate, no, you hate me?"

Ji Zuo: "It's not as serious as disgust, it's just hate."

Me: "Okay, then why do you hate me? Although there are many people who don't like me, but before you took the initiative to approach me, there was no intersection between us at all?"

Ji Zuo: "No intersection? My mother cares about you more than me."

But didn't you say it made you a lot easier?OK, I'm taking the false politeness seriously again, so I'm a human annoyance and not sincere at all.

Ji Zuo: "Besides, with your appearance, even if you don't know each other at all, women will hate you just by living beside you, right?"

... if the girls don't happen to see their sweethearts staring at me, usually not.

Ji Zuo: "So, what do you need me to do before you are willing to introduce me?"

I expressed regret to her: "I don't think there is anything that is necessary for you. And the price is to calculate the friar. Frankly, don't you think you take yourself too seriously? I can't think of anything that is I can't do it but you can."

Ji Zuo: "Control others."

Me: "I said I don't need it. Instead of trying so hard to control it, I might as well just spend money on it. It's fair and simple, and there are no sequelae."

Ji Zuo: "If you throw money at it, you will be betrayed."

Me: "Actually, most things can't be related to such a serious word as 'betrayal', and 'transaction' can be used to describe it. If it is an important matter that cannot be mistaken...why do you think I will indirectly control it through you?" What? You are one of the possibilities of betrayal in my eyes. We don't have enough friendship to trust each other, do we? There is no way I can ask you to help with important things. So, this is actually a deadlock. Unimportant things It can be done without forcibly controlling others, and important things can’t be done through you. Of course, the conclusion is, I don’t need you.”

0277_No need to continue to be hypocritical

I rejected Ji Zuo in a hurry and followed the logic. I didn't realize it until I got back to the residence. In consideration of the task, I should accept Ji Zuo's proposal and let her break up with Tu Yang... Oh, forget it, then I have to find a monk to plot against her. Although the two monks who gave her the beauty and ugly fruit should be willing to cooperate, it would be troublesome to ask outsiders to help.Anyway, there is still time, so there is no rush.

... I said I was not in a hurry the day before, but the next day I received an invitation, an invitation for Ji Zuo and Tu Yang's engagement banquet.

Hey……

"Are you engaged to your puppet doll?" I asked Ji Zuo.

Ji Zuo: "It's not a puppet doll, I just deepened his love for me and gave me a unique place in his heart."

I bother.If I hadn't monitored the scenes of you two getting along in private, I might have believed your nonsense.

Me: "Is it interesting? It's just fake. Live your whole life with a doll? Are you so lacking in love? Then I wish you self-comfort and satisfaction."

Ji Zuo's expression was very light: "I said it's not a doll."

Me: "In my definition, that's a doll."

Ji Zuo was silent for a moment, then sneered: "Have you lost your basic face?"

Me: "I thought you provoked it?"

Ji Zuo threw down the invitation: "Will love come?"

Don't worry, if you don't go, I will send a bomb as a gift, so as not to disturb your engagement.

Ji Zuo walked chicly, but the follow-up showed that she couldn't be chic, and she sent Zhu Suo over in the evening.

Ji Zuo's control over people requires physical contact, but I have observed that it may be because Zhu Suo is too disgusting to Ji Zuo, so she didn't touch him directly, but indirectly through Tu Yang, which led to control The line is very weak, and basically only hints at points.Like letting Zhu Suo circle around me, there is no need to hint at all, he is willing to do so, what Ji Zuo needs to hint is to make Zhu Suo feel afraid of touching me, which she did well good.

It's not bad and not worthy of praise, Zhu Suo's eyes are enough to attract hatred.So when Zhu Suo knocked on my door alone and almost drooled and invited me to tomorrow's engagement banquet, I knocked him out with a stick and cleared the Ji Zuo used spiritual power to control him, and finally reported the case on the grounds of breaking into a house and intending to do something wrong to me.

0278_detention

"I didn't!" shouted Zhu Suo who was caught.

"Nothing?" I confronted him, "You didn't look at me like you wanted to take off my clothes? Didn't you want to have some physical contact with me all the time? Didn't you get hard when you saw me? Didn't I just open the door? Invite you into the house and you just rush in?"

Zhu Suo was dumb for a moment, and seeing everyone looking at him with contempt, he straightened his neck again: "Is it okay to think about it? You have grown up like this, and there are many people who fantasize about you. Are they all arrested? I Didn't really make a move."

Me: "Oh, it turns out that pounced on me is not a move?"

In fact, the actual sequence is: he knocks on the door, I open the door, he squeezes into the room, I let him in, close the door, knock him unconscious, I remove the extra spiritual power for him, he wakes up, no longer under Ji Zuo's control He obeyed his heart and rushed towards me with real intentions. I knocked him out again and called the police.

I knocked him out twice, but because I cleared his spiritual power in the middle, his memory of what happened before the cleared spiritual power was a little fuzzy, coupled with my deliberate distortion when I reported the crime, he now only remembers the last time he knocked out .

The sequence in his memory should be: he knocked on the door, I opened the door, he rushed towards me while pushing into the room and closed the door, I knocked him unconscious and called the police.

"Who has nothing to do to keep such a thick stick at hand?" Zhu Suo changed his angle to excuse himself, "This was premeditated, she premeditated!" He shouted at everyone.

Me: "Is it possible that a single woman does not have a self-defense weapon at hand when she is alone at home? Especially as you said, with my appearance, I often meet scum like you."

"Okay, okay." The police said that there was no need for trial, and the relationship between the perpetrator and the victim was clear at a glance, so Zhu Suo was detained.Of course, because I didn't suffer any real harm, but Zhu Suo's injury on the back of his head was shocking, so Zhu Suo couldn't be detained for a long time, but he definitely won't be able to attend tomorrow's engagement banquet.

I hit the exact same spot twice.Please believe that a sword cultivator's slapping hand can't be detected without a professional instrument. It was knocked twice--ordinary medical-grade instruments won't work--only the knock this time is too hard.

So, here comes the question, is it possible to use professional equipment against Zhu Suo in such a clear case?The answer is... definitely not. It's not like everyone is too busy to do anything. Even Zhu Suo himself forgot that he was knocked twice. .

So no one would doubt the 'he jumped at me, I knocked him out of self-defense' sequence.I am as innocent as a white lotus.

0279_ Rebound and Backlash

Originally, although Zhu Suo's head was full of yellow waste, he shouldn't be so anxious, at least he shouldn't wake up from a coma, and think about throwing me down without thinking about anything.However, before Ji Zuo had been controlling him so that he didn't dare to attack me, he was too suffocated, and he might have been fighting against Ji Zuo's controlling power in his heart, so when the controlling power from the outside world suddenly disappeared , He couldn't make up for his own control in time, so he completely lost control.

This tells us that self-control relying on external forces is undesirable and will rebound.

But when it comes to rebounding, when my side called the police and confronted it, and when it was very lively, Ji Zuo's house next door was also in chaos.

Today Ji Zuo went to finally confirm the engagement banquet, and Ji's parents were at home to help her prepare some items for tomorrow, but the two of them went out in a panic just now, even the aunt Ji's mother who was so enthusiastic about gossip I didn't bother to think about what happened to the excitement on my side.

I guess, because I cleared the spiritual power in Zhu Suo's body, Ji Zuo was backlashed.But I guess the situation should not be too serious, after all, the spiritual power in Zhu Suo's body is much less than that of Tu Yang.After all, Zhu Suo only had indirect physical contact with Ji Zuo, and the degree of control was not deep, so the backlash would not cause too much harm.

I mean, by monk standards.

As for the harm to mortals... spit a few mouthfuls of blood, have cramping and convulsions all over the body, unconsciousness... probably need to be hospitalized for a while?Ji's parents probably rushed to the hospital to see their miserable daughter.

Well, tomorrow's engagement banquet must be postponed, and then I just need to change the postponement into an infinite postponement.

Reflecting on it, the mission has been going on for so long, only the step of taking the saboteur makes me feel that I have contributed to the progress of the mission, and the rest seem to be completed by the mission itself by jumping in front of me.

0280_ Visitation

I waited for two days and picked a time when no one was around—the monitor was still floating near Ji Zuo, but I promise, I absolutely did not see evil.As a same, pure guy, I have no interest in spying on the opposite sex - visit Ji-joo at the hospital.

When I knocked on the door and entered the ward, Ji Zuo looked at me and said first: "I guess it's about time for you to come. As you expected, I suffered a backlash, thanks to you."

Me: "I won't take the blame."

Ji Zuo: "Zhu Suo's desire for you has finally surpassed my control. You can't say that it has nothing to do with you."

I knew you would guess the reason for the backlash, so I dared to clean up the abnormal spiritual power in Zhu Suo's body so boldly.

I sat in front of her and said: "Actually, you should have thought that with Zhu Suo's lower body thinking mode, this kind of thing would happen sooner or later. You chose him from the beginning and this result was doomed. So it's not my fault, it can only be It's your own fault." At best, I caused the backlash to happen earlier.

Ji Zuo: "I chose him just to prove to you that no matter how bad a person is, you can get a loyal dog through me."

Me: "I think you have misunderstood the word 'loyalty'. From the bottom of your heart, you have to come from the heart to talk about 'loyalty'. If you are controlled, you are just controlled. No matter how good you are, it is just a tool. I don't need a humanoid tool."

Ji Zuo let out a long sigh: "Anyway, no matter what, you won't help me recommend monks, will you?"

Me: "I don't understand. At your age, you should have passed the period of dreaming of becoming a fairy long ago. I also heard from Aunt Ji that you have always been very objective in your perception of immortals. After knowing that you have no spiritual roots, you should be an immortal." When your children play fairy games, you always dismiss them, and you just work hard to learn as soon as possible, and realistically fill in a solid foundation for your future. Why now, work and life are stable, and you are about to start a family when you start a career. Instead, start fantasizing about self-cultivation?"

Ji Zuo was silent for a while, and said, "It's not being objective, nor is it dismissive, it's because it's too uncomfortable, so I forced myself to appear indifferent."

The voice sounded fragile, but I owed two lifetimes of sympathy, so I continued to ask: "So? I've been forcing it for so many years, shouldn't it become a habit, and make the fake come true? Why are you digging up the reluctance now?" Out?"