Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0285_ cat paw

Tu Yang held the bouquet and froze at the door. After a while, he passed the bouquet forward a little, but quickly took it back.

In fact, he doesn't have to be scared like this, I can still accept the flowers, and it doesn't matter whether I beat people or not.I don't stop punching people for receiving flowers, and I don't beat people just because they send flowers.

I didn't go to see Zhu Suo's injury report, but judging from Tu Yang's reaction, the words in the report are probably horrifying.

Tsk, mortals just like to make a fuss over a molehill, and that little injury in the cultivation world is just a matter of applying medicine once. If it is on Jianxiu, even medicine is not needed, and self-healing is enough.

"I know it's too sudden to say this now," Tu Yang finally found his rhythm, and began to lie again, "but I mean it, I really love you, Alin."

I raised my hand to take the bouquet from his arms, and released the fur ball amidst his delighted eyes and the amazed cries of the crowd.The fur ball gave him four claws in an instant, and bounced back into my arms with all four feet spotless.

The fur ball has wind spirit roots, which can attach the airflow to the claws to form a film that does not affect the sharpness of the claws, so that when scratching someone—if you scratch—the claws will not be stained with flesh and blood. that's it.

I put the bouquet on the cabinet by the door, and said to Tu Yang who hadn't reacted yet: "Don't be afraid, my cat's paws are very clean, and your wound doesn't look deep, so there shouldn't be any scar."

After I finished speaking, Tu Yang touched his face with trembling hands.

"Don't touch the wound with your hands," one of the onlookers kindly said, "I'd better go to the hospital to have a look, the scar on the face will be miserable."

"It's not a little girl, if you leave a scar, you will leave a scar." This is not a big deal to watch.

"This cat hates dogs." He said cheerfully.

"Choked by the scent of flowers? I know Pei Lin's cat. It's very obedient and rarely meows. If it wasn't provoked, it wouldn't be able to hurt people." This is an excuse for my cat.

"Maybe Tu Yang wanted to do something to Pei Lin before, but Pei Lin didn't find out, but the cat found out, so there was hostility." This is a conspiracy theory.

... So, Mr. Tu Yang, why do you act like such a scumbag in public?Look at how unfavorable this public opinion is to you.Of course, if it weren't for the public, Zhu Suo would be a lesson for you.From this point of view, you have thought about it, instead of hurting your muscles and bones, it's okay to be said a few words.Compared with the face, the inside is definitely more important.The question is, does chasing me make you so impatient?

0286_Unreconciled

"Of course he can't wait. I've been suppressing his lust for so long, and he's finally freed. It's no wonder he didn't make a fool of himself." Ji Zuo, who had just been discharged from the hospital and was a little sluggish, sneered, " You've already seen what Zhu Suo is, and birds of a feather flock together, what do you think Tu Yang, who is good friends with Zhu Suo, is?"

I really don't understand: "With such a thing, you still control him and insist on getting engaged to him?"

Ji Zuo was silent for a moment, and said: "He was not like this before. We knew each other when we were students. He was so kind to me at that time. Later...he wanted to be fresh and beautiful, so he proposed to break up with me. I am not reconciled. Just At that time, I had the spiritual power of control. I controlled him and made him return to the good boyfriend who fetched water and umbrella for me a long time ago and couldn’t bear to hang up on the phone for two hours... But you are right, It's all fake. I can't just lie to myself for the rest of my life just because I'm not willing. In fact, now that I think about it, he's not bad. If I'm tired of this relationship, I just say break up. I didn't step on two boats, and I didn't waste more of my time. Time...but I originally thought it would be a lifetime."

The last time I comforted a broken-hearted person was back in my previous life, when I comforted him until he burst into tears, and the last time, I comforted him so much that he picked up a paper knife and was about to stab his ex-boyfriend—note, that broken-hearted person is also a Men - one more time...

Forget it, it's an experience I can't bear to look back on.

So I asked Ji Zuo: "When the control is released, are you okay?"

Ji Zuo: "Do I look good to you?"

I sincerely said, "It's like excessive indulgence." I put the monitor on and followed Zhu Suo who was released after the detention period for most of the day, and saw him go to a neighboring city, to some kind of place.I planned to observe with an academic attitude, at least for a whole night, but it was too unsightly. Compared with the little yellow x of the Acacia Sect, it looked like a two-dimensional thing, which stimulated me to become a clean freak, so I took back the monitor early.

Ji Zuo: "...I thought it was just taking back the control, but I couldn't take back all the spiritual power that was released. Not only that, but there was something absorbing me, my... my... I don’t know what it is, anyway, it sucked some power from me. In the end, I had no choice but to forcibly cut off the control, and the unknown thing finally settled down, and I was completely exhausted and had to go back to sleep. I stayed in the hospital for observation for three days. Unfortunately, the hospital did not find any results, can you check it?"

0287_ cheat

How to check?Take a pulse?As I am not a monk now, I dare to draw conclusions about the flow of spiritual power from the pulse check, but do you dare to believe it?

You wait for me to set up a deceitful stage.

I took out the storage box, and out of it—actually it was a cover for the storage box, and out of my relic—a bed, then a helmet, then a mattress, a long pillow , wrist pads, knee pads, elbow pads, gloves... Finally, there is a boxy box with a lot of wires attached to it.

"How many things did you bring from home?" Ji Zuo asked with difficulty.

Me: "I have brought everything I may need."

Ji Zuo: "The storage box has a large capacity."

Me: "That's it, otherwise why would I want it?"

Ji Zuo propped his forehead, seemingly getting weaker.

"Do you want me to test it for you?" I asked.

Ji Zuo: "Test. Tell me, how do I cooperate."

"Put it all on," I pointed to the pile of wristbands, "Lie on," referring to the bed already covered with mattresses and pillows, "connect all the wires," referring to the space between the square box and all the wearing items , "The final result will be displayed on this instrument. This is specially designed to measure the spiritual power in your body. It can distinguish whether the spiritual power in your body belongs to you. If it does not belong, it will also point out the source, but if If the source is too far away, analyzing addresses will be slow and the results may be inaccurate."

In fact, it’s not that complicated. The square box is indeed a magic weapon for detecting spiritual power, and it can indeed distinguish whether the spiritual power in a human body belongs to him or not. But when using it, you only need to put your hands on the box. One part touching the square box is also fine.

But this detector can only detect whether there is spiritual power in the body that does not belong to him, it cannot analyze the source.

The reason I made the detection so complicated is because...

The bed is a double bed, and after Ji Zuo got dressed and lay down on it, I also lay down next to her, while putting on another set of dressing items.

Ji Zuo: "...what are you doing?"

Me: "We have known each other for so long, I also have to check if there is any abnormal spiritual power in my body."

Ji Zuo sneered: "Can't you check it when I can't see it?"

I said nonsense: "I didn't think of it before."

Ji Zuo: "Can't you use it after I'm done using it?"

I continued to babble: "The tester needs to be recharged once when it is turned on, and it needs to be recharged twice when we test separately. But it can test multiple people at a time, so we only need to recharge once when we test together." A magic weapon that can be used, but not this detector.

Ji Zuo: "...do you still care about this little expense?"

I continued to talk nonsense: "Do you know how much this is? It's not as simple as opening and closing the storage box. I will still feel heartache if I spend money like water."

Ji Zuo was completely silent.

Therefore, the difference in the level of knowledge reserves will greatly simplify the deception work, and an excellent liar should have profound knowledge.

0288_Detection

The tester was placed on the side close to Ji Zuo. During the test, she kept staring at the things displayed on it, even though she didn't understand what it meant—of course she didn't. I made some fine-tuning on the display, involving The part where the text is displayed has become the password display method, and the password rules I temporarily compiled by myself.

This is the advantage of cultivators using weapons and magic weapons. They can make adjustments and modifications by themselves, not to mention spiritual weapons and spiritual treasures, which will adjust themselves to suit the owner.

I explained to Ji Zuo: "The side facing the head of the bed shows my test data, and the other bright side shows yours. If you haven't done anything to me..."

"I never did anything to you," Ji Zuo interjected. "If I did something to you, why would I still try to trick you into introducing me to a monk?"

Me: "So you call that a lure? Hey, okay, don't turn over the old score, listen to me, otherwise you'll be staring so closely and be so dazed, it's too cruel."

Ji Zuo snorted.

Me: "My test results have come out. Sure enough, there is no abnormal spiritual power. You see, the display without abnormal spiritual power should be like this, all green."

As I said that, I sat up and began to dismantle the things on my body, while continuing to explain to Ji Zuo: "There is no abnormality at all, and the spiritual power test results come out very quickly, but as long as there are abnormalities, it needs to be analyzed, and the speed will slow down. Slower."

Ji Zuo pursed his lips.

Me: "It seems that you have already thought about it. I have no abnormality in the speed of the results. If you have no abnormalities, your results should be the same as mine, but now it seems..."

"I have spiritual power in my body that doesn't belong to me." Ji Zuo said softly.

I patted her on the shoulder and injected a burst of spiritual power. While Ji Zuo was in a trance and doubting himself, I began to test the nuclear situation.while continuing to distract her with words:

"You don't need to be too nervous. The detector can slowly analyze it, indicating that although you have abnormal spiritual power in your body, it is not fatal, otherwise it should issue a sharp warning first."

Ji Zuo: "So what? The spiritual power I thought I finally possessed turned out to be attached to me by someone for what purpose. I..."

"It doesn't have to be a person." I said, "Some spiritual plants and beasts, if you eat them by mistake but are unable to absorb them, it is also possible."

Ji Zuo: "You know a lot."

Me: "The level of contact is different."

Ji Zuo: "...Hmph. Are those red dots abnormal?"

Me: "Yeah. Looks... evenly distributed?"

Ji Zuo: "Why does your result show that the whole screen is green, but mine draws a human figure first?"

Me: "Because my whole body is in the same condition, there is no need to mark it. Magical artifacts are arbitrary, and it can also be said to be intelligent to a certain extent. They..."

"They will make some simplifications on their own, I know." Ji Zuo said, "Then back to my display results, such a uniform abnormal distribution means...it can't be an undigested spiritual plant or spiritual beast, right? "She looked like she was about to cry.