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Chapter 162 Do You Call This Sick?



Chapter 162 Do You Call This Sick?
Lalu pulls her, do you want to hug her?
Chen Yuan grinned, such a small request, he would naturally satisfy the obedient baby.

He lifted Lalu Lasi high, threw it lightly, and when he caught it, he had already hugged the good baby in his arms.

Chen Yuan was sitting on the single sofa on the balcony, while Lalu Lasi was sitting on his lap, leaning on his arms, his two little feet dangling in the moonlight.

Really, so cute!
Chen Yuan hugged Lalu Lasi and hummed "Wei Bai Town". The little guy just swayed his little feet and hummed along.

It was a memory to cherish, a lakeside never to be forgotten.

That's the beginning of the trip, where important companions meet.

After the song, Lalu Lasi turned around and wiped her small face on Chen Yuan's clothes.

"Dear baby crying?"

"Hiss~"

No! !
Chen Yuan ruthlessly rubbed the baby's hair.

Put the "Advanced" materials aside, hold the small tablet on your knees, and click on the "Elementary Cultivator Basics" textbook.

"Let's learn the basics of junior trainers together at night, shall we?"

"Hiss~" Lalu Lasi was satisfied and narrowed her eyes happily.

As long as you are in Chen Yuan's arms, you will be happy in everything you do~
Chen Yuan opened Chapter 1 and explained it to Lalu Lasi from the most basic.

Lalu Lasi followed Chen Yuan to make fruit meals for more than half a month, and she still had a little tree fruit foundation.

Following Chen Yuan's in-depth explanations, many knowledge points that had not been figured out before were immediately understood.

I have to say that the super-power elves are indeed cheating when it comes to learning abilities.

Lalu Lasi only needs half a minute of meditation to concentrate all her attention.

While learning efficiency has been greatly improved, the extremely active mental power can also easily understand the deep meaning of Chen Yuan's words.

As the two slowly entered the state, Chen Yuan's speaking speed and the speed of flipping through the textbooks became faster and faster.

Lalu Lasi also nodded again and again, her ruby-like eyes shimmered, and she remembered every word of Chen Yuan's brother clearly.

By the time the sky turned pale, the two of them had almost learned a book of "Basics of Junior Cultivators".

A random question from Chen Yuan, Lalu Lasi can answer it fluently.

This kind of learning ability, even Chen Yuan is ashamed of himself!

It can be said that in the area of ​​"Junior Cultivator", Lalu Lasi can be regarded as an introduction.

Chen Yuan held Lalu Lasi in his arms, closed his eyes and carefully observed the details.

He also benefited a lot from the whole night!
After studying "Advanced Basics", look back at the elementary level.

I thought it was just an ordinary review, but suddenly there was a kind of joy in common principles.

There was a faint feeling in his mind that he was about to break through the bottleneck.He believes that after he has finished reading all the "Advanced" textbooks, he will accompany Lalu Lasi to study from the beginning again.

It won't be long before his understanding of the fruit may be improved to a higher level.

"Hiss~"

At this time, Lalu Lasi suddenly raised his hand.

There was always a question in her heart.

"Hiss~ hiss~"

Brother, why does the book say that you need to use a pot to make fruit drinks, especially if you want to make a good fruit drink pulp, but you have never, never used a pot.

Chen Yuan smiled politely without losing embarrassment.

Gao EQ replied: With my elder brother's craftsmanship, I don't need the assistance of the pot at all.

The low EQ replied: I can't fucking buy pots!

Chen Yuan was tired, although his skills were a little bit outstanding, but he had indeed just become a junior trainer.

He didn't even get a small book now!
In the market, Kehu, like Lalu Lasi, is a very rare and rare elf.

But unlike Lalu Lasi being controlled by the Chu family, there are more channels for purchasing pots. It can be said that as long as you reach the level of a junior trainer, you are eligible to adopt a pot.

However, being eligible for adoption does not mean that everyone can afford it.

In particular, pots with high talent and the ability to make fruit pulp are strategic resources for major organizations and research institutes.

It has been controlled by major organizations and families, and it is not sold at all.

The price of the most common pots sold by the Cultivator Association can easily start at six figures, and even some pots that have entered the market from top family breeding bases can reach seven figures.

In short, it was not eligible to raise before, but now it is not good enough to buy.

Just be polite.

But having said that, I heard from Sasha that the Jun family has a Huhu Base, which is near the convalescent area.

When you have time in the afternoon, you must go there and have a look.

Chen Yuan was a little tired after sitting all night. He picked up No. 14 fruit drink, and Lalu Lasi also held his own big cup.

One big and one small raised their heads at the same time.

Gudong, ha~~~
The fruit drink in the cup is completely clean.

Putting down the cups, one big and one small stretched their waists at the same time.

Look at each other.

At the same time, let out a hearty laugh.

After a night of running-in, the tacit understanding between the two became more and more obvious.

Pat the little guy on the head, and the good baby jumped down.

"Hiss~" Thank you brother, I will teach him to meditate tonight, okay?
"Okay."

Chen Yuan stretched out his index finger and made an agreement with Lalu Lasi.

He rubbed the good baby's head, he really liked this little guy more and more.

Move your muscles and bones, take a deep breath, the morning air is so fresh!

Morning exercise, it's time to wake up Chu Xiaoxiao.

After entering the room, before Chu Xiaoxiao woke up, Chen Yuan directly opened the curtains, opened the windows, and the fresh air at six o'clock in the morning blew in.

Chu Xiaoxiao snorted, opened her dazed eyes, and closed her eyes again when she saw it was Chen Yuan. She put the quilt over her head, and wanted to sleep again.

Chen Yuan didn't give her a chance at all, and pulled the quilt off for her.

"Get up, Chu Xiaoxiao."

"I'm sorry, let me sleep for a while, I have a headache."

"Get up, come, morning, practice."

Chen Yuan dragged her body and pulled her up, Chu Xiaoxiao stretched out her hands with her eyes dazed.

Lalu Lasi skillfully got into her arms, rubbing and rubbing.

Chu Xiaoxiao rubbed her eyes, carried Lalu Lasi into the bathroom.

"Go and ask Huahua to get up, I'll pack it up in a while... By the way, make me a cup of No. 14. Thank you."

Chen Yuan thought that Hua Yuxi was also hungover, so he must need this fruit drink to refresh himself, so he simply made three glasses, one for each person, feeling very happy.

Ti Yan brought Ti the dog back from the outside, with a towel hanging around his neck.

Apparently it's already morning exercise

"Good morning, Sister Yanyan~"

"Good morning, Chen Yuan."

Ti Yan looked at Chen Yuan standing at Hua Yuxi's door, feeling a little strange.

"Ask classmate Xiaohua to do morning exercises." Chen Yuan explained.

Ti Yan nodded, Xiao Hua's fat content is indeed a bit high, it's time for morning exercises to lose weight.

After entering the room, Ti Yan suddenly stuck out his head again.

Watching Chen Yuan push Hua Yuxi's door and walk in with a fruit drink, he blinked again.

Chen Yuan pushed Hua Yuxi's room away, went in and took a look, and was startled.

Four women were lying on the floor in disorder.

Among them, Hua Yuxi's sleeping posture is the most unsightly.

One leg was resting on Qiao Beiyi's stomach, and the other foot was kicking against Chu Xiong's face.

Both hands were still holding Jun Yusha's arm, rubbing and rubbing.

Seeing this scene, Chen Yuan unkindly took out his mobile phone and clicked a picture, leaving a precious photo.

Kicked the Qiao family left, stepped on the Chu family with the foot, and held the king of the Jun family in his arms.

This is the highlight of Xiaohua's life!

Chen Yuan smiled and clicked the save button.

After Hua Yuxi sobered up, she must show her this photo. The majestic appearance definitely satisfied her.

But now, it's time to wake Xiaohua up.

Among the three women, it was more difficult to drag this guy out.

Fortunately, Xiaocaocao woke up when Chen Yuan entered the room.

Chirp Chirp came over to help, stretched out his whip, and dragged Hua Yuxi up from below.

One person, one grass, chirping, chirping, dragging classmate Xiao Hua out of the encirclement.

As soon as he put her on the bed, he shook his head, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw it was Chen Yuan.

Stretch out two hands to...

hug?

Chen Yuan blinked.

He tentatively stretched out his hand.

Hua Yuxi hugged Chen Yuan's arm, closed her eyes again in a daze, turned on her side, and continued to sleep.

This is using Chen Yuan's arm as a pillow.

Chen Yuan's hand was pressed against the pillow by her face.

Warm, warm, soft.

Chen Yuan suddenly became playful, stretched out his other hand, and pulled, squeezed and twisted her face.

So soft.

Xiao Hua opened her eyes in pain.

Only then did she really wake up.

"Good morning, Chen Yuan."

Chen Yuan nodded, and stuffed the No. 14 straw into her mouth.

“It’s time to wake up and do morning exercises”

"No, I'll sleep for a while."

Hua Yuxi tried to act like a baby.

Chen Yuan didn't care at all, his hands were pulling and pulling again.

Tearing Huayu's mouth open.

"Get up! Come on!"

Chen Yuan let go of his hand, and Hua Yuxi's face bounced back instantly, making a pop.

Hua Yuxi crawled up with her mouth curled up, reached in to scratch it without any scruples, and scratched her head with the other hand, looking for something?
"Where did the strange stuff get me?"

Xiao Caocao was familiar with the road, and found a piece of fabric for her from under the pillow.

"Ah, let me stuff it under the pillow again, thank you, Xiaocaocao."

Hua Yuxi took the fabric and prepared to change clothes on the spot.
Frightened, Chen Yuan quickly knocked her on the head and pushed her into the bathroom.

When Hua Yuxi closed the door, she still scratched her head in confusion.

Isn't it just changing clothes?There are no outsiders here.

Why do you have to go to the bathroom to change it? It's so troublesome.

Chen Yuan sighed.

It's really frustrating, why does this woman have no common sense like Di Yan!
"Buzz."

Just now when Ti Yan was mentioned, Ti Yan sent a message to Chen Yuan.

"come over"

what?
Chen Yuan blinked, he was really confused, anyway, Ti Yan's room is next to his, so just go and have a look.

Knocked on the door, but there was no response, Chen Yuan found that the door was open, he didn't push the door directly to enter, but knocked on the door again, "Sister Yanyan, I'm coming in."

Chen Yuan waited for a while, but there was no sound.

Then the phone vibrated
It's Ti Yan's news.

"Come in"

ah?Isn't this in the house!
Just say no.

Chen Yuan couldn't understand Di Yan's operation.

Pushing open the door and entering, I saw Ti Yan who was hiding under the quilt and wrapped in a quilt.

"Sister Yanyan, what is this?"

"wake me up."

Chen Yuan "..."

What is this operation?
"Didn't you just get up and run around?"

"I fell asleep again." Ti Yan said while looking at the cup in Chen Yuan's hand.

Chen Yuan: "..."

What else can he say.

"Come."

Ti Yan under the blanket stretched out his hands.

As soon as Chen Yuan pulled, he was pulled up by her.

Ti Yan half-closed his eyes, opened his mouth slightly, and waited.

Chen Yuan looked at her and then at the fruit drink cup in his hand, "This is my own..."

"fine."

"I'll go back and make you a cup..."

"It's okay, yours is fine, I'll just take a sip."

Is this for a drink?

Chen Yuan had no choice but to pull out his straw and hand the cup to her mouth.

Ti Yan glanced at the straw in Chen Yuan's hand and didn't say a word. He took a sip while biting the cup...one sip...dried up a cup of No. 14 in one gulp.

"belch."

Ti Yan belches unladyily.

Squinting, contented.

He got up and got out of bed, stretching his waist.

Only then did Chen Yuan realize that the woman was still wearing the clothes she wore during her morning exercise just now.

She lowered her head and sniffed, frowning.

"Wash, by the way, take a shower."

She whispered to herself and reached for the button.

At this moment, the alarm was ringing in Chen Yuan's mind, and it was too late to stop it.

Ti Yan's sports coat slipped off, Chen Yuan quickly turned around, and then put on the second, and then the third.

It wasn't until the sound of water sounded that Chen Yuan sighed slightly.

This woman simply has no common sense than Hua Yuxi!
-
After breakfast, the commercial vehicle of the convalescent base has already parked at the door.

When Chen Yuan came out, Hua Yuxi and Chu Xiaoxiao had already dragged their luggage and waited at the door, and Sansan was helping the two young ladies to carry the luggage into the trunk.

"Are you two going together?"

"Of course, I heard that the recuperation base is at the foot of Honglian Mountain, and the hot springs there are much better than here. And we can climb the mountain directly from there tomorrow, killing two birds with one stone, of course we have to go together."

Hua Yuxi chuckled, approached Chen Yuan, and whispered in his ear.

"It's mainly because you're not here, we both find it boring wherever we go, hehehe."

Chen Yuan squinted, "It's your tongue that doesn't make any sense."

"Hey~" Hua Yuxi knocked on the head, closed her left eye, wink stuck out her tongue, pretending to be cute, Chen Yuan really had nothing to do with her.
-
The commercial vehicle was galloping across the wilderness, and the scenery outside the window kept changing.

Now that he has returned to his own territory, Mr. Feng Sugou will definitely not just stay in the poke ball and ride in the car.

Before the commercial vehicle started, the two of them rushed out.

There is no need to lead the way at all, this is home.

Every path in the moor, every stream in the jungle was familiar.

The little raccoon lay in Chen Yuan's arms for a while.

Watching the two wind speed dogs unleash their physical strength outside, quite greedy.

Chen Yuan rolled down the car window, and the little raccoon jumped out, followed by two big dogs, and had fun in the wilderness.

As the Jun Family Sanatorium approached, there were more and more elves nearby.

There is a large group of Kentaro running wildly not far away, chasing the figure of the big milk tank.

The little raccoon chased after it curiously, and was almost overturned by the cow's hooves.

Ti Gou on the side laughed happily, Feng Speed ​​Dog turned a corner, and drove towards this side around the big milk tank and Kentaro group.

The two leading bulls rushed towards the fiery red dog, the rumbling momentum scared the little raccoon and the dog to open [lightning flash].

More than a dozen tropical dragons were walking in the grassland. Tigou saw an old and familiar dragon, and went to say hello with the little raccoon. The tallest tropical dragon was more than [-] meters long and looked down at the little one on the ground.

Shaking his neck casually, a large bunch of fruits fell down.

A family of little raccoon dogs ran far away with their mouths in their mouths.

Occasionally there are man-made electric towers standing on the top of the mountain, which are the crystallization of Bluestar technology.It is also the signal tower that supports the entire Jun Family Secret Realm.

Chen Yuan looked at the scenery outside the window.

The Jun family has developed this secret realm quite well.

As the Red Lotus Volcano in the distance was getting closer, Hua Yuxi was so excited that she lay on the window and refused to come down. She really wanted to go to that volcano to see it.

Suddenly Jun Yusha's cell phone rang, it was an emergency call.

She connected to the mobile phone, and the anxious female voice came from Sasha.

Her voice is so loud that Chen Yuan can hear it clearly even if she is separated by two rows of seats.
"Sister Sasha! It ran out!"

Who?
Just when Chen Yuan was a little dazed,
The little Bubu in his arms frowned suddenly, and then the tail of Chongbao who was patted with Xiaocao suddenly stood up.

Lalu Lasi hugged Chen Yuan's head.

Even Chu Xiaoxiao suddenly grabbed Chen Yuan's arm, her nails digging into his flesh.

At this moment, Chen Yuan suddenly felt all the cells in his body tremble.

It was a feeling of being stared at by some horrible creature, as if at any time, it might be easily obliterated by that horrible existence.

The first time he felt this way was when he was targeted by Bi Diao's silly father in the unexplored realm.

And this time, it was even dozens, hundreds of times more terrifying than that time.

"parking!"

Jun Yusha yelled and slammed on the brakes to death.

The high-end commercial vehicle made a beautiful arc on the field.

The moment it stopped, a terrifying figure flew out of the commercial vehicle.

Is it an elf attack?
As soon as Chen Yuan had this thought, a fiery figure beside him chased after him wildly.

Ti Yan's wind speed dog.

He opened up "Super Speed" and burst out with all his strength in an instant, using his full speed that he had never shown in the National League.

He caught up with the running figure.

The two high-speed elves turned into lightning in mid-air and collided with each other.

boom!
It was just a face-to-face encounter, and the wind speed dog, which was exerting all its strength, was knocked out, fell to the ground, and rolled far away, leaving deep scorched marks on the ground.

At this moment, Mr. Fengsugou seemed to be irritated, with monstrous flames radiating from his body—that was Mr. Fengsudog that Chen Yuan and Xiaoli had never seen before.

At this moment, her aura of heavenly king radiated wantonly, and the terrifying aura shook the glass of the entire commercial vehicle.

rub!
Red Electric Flame "Super Speed"

Walking hundreds of meters away in an instant, he collided with the high-speed elf exuding a dark red aura.

That was an all-out attack by a Heavenly King-level elf.

The air was compressed to the extreme at this moment, and then a terrifying shock wave exploded centered on the two elves.

A tiger appeared in an instant, and with a hook of the spoon, it grabbed the little raccoon back into the car.

At the same time, a light green light curtain shrouded the side of the commercial vehicle, blocking all the shock waves.

The little Geely in the car clapped his hands.

"lucky."

The little raccoon looked at himself in a daze, and then at the outside of the car.

It seems that I haven't figured out how I got into this commercial vehicle.

Chen Yuan looked at the two red figures who kept colliding in mid-air with a look of horror.

The soaring aura pierced through the sky, smashing the clouds in the sky, and the huge rock was shattered into fine powder with just one impact.

All creatures within a radius of five kilometers were scattered.

This is, is this the strength of Teacher Feng Sugou?Is this the battle of the king-level elves?
Suddenly, dark clouds gathered and raindrops fell.

pat.

Qiao Beiyi dragged her chin, looked out the window, and suddenly said, "It's almost there."

The little Geely in the car appeared outside the commercial vehicle at some unknown time.

Clap two little hands.

"lucky!"

stop~hand~
boom! ! ! !

A terrifying lightning several meters thick blasted down like a giant python, engulfing the two colliding elves.

【thunder】

The terrifying explosion made the ground roar.

The commercial vehicle several kilometers away shook three times before barely stopping.

Xiaojili clapped her hands again, 【Pray for Rain】

The rain cloud that originally only covered the two elves spread for several kilometers in an instant.

pat pat pat.

There was rain, and it poured down, covering the whole land.

It extinguished the flames on the ground caused by the struggle between the two elves.

The rain also fell on the two elves at the same time.

The two red figures facing each other stopped after being struck by the terrifying lightning. In the rain, the air around them all subsided.

until this time.

The feeling that made Chen Yuan tremble all over disappeared in an instant, Chu Xiaoxiao's hand suddenly relaxed, and Chongbao's raised tail also drooped, and he got into Chen Yuan's arms, squeezed together with the little raccoon, and looked out the window.

At this time, the two elves in the distance turned into lightning at the same time, and shot towards them in an instant.

At the same time, Tigou galloped and crashed into two bolts of lightning.

The huge inertia caused the three elves to roll into a ball in an instant, and then, in the pouring rain... having fun.

Chen Yuan: "???"

Until then, Chen Yuan finally saw the elf's appearance clearly.

It was a brown elf with alternating dark brown and light brown hair, a streamlined body, and a long tail flicking around.

It's straight to the bear.

An evolution of Serpentine.

At this time, Jun Yusha pushed the door and got out of the car: "Little bear."

The Zhi Chong Xiong who was enjoying himself was shaken all over.

A brake suddenly stopped, and the moment he turned around, he rushed straight.

He didn't activate any skills, but that speed was much faster than the little raccoon who had activated [Flash of Lightning] and "Bump".

It came to the front of the commercial vehicle almost instantly, slowed down, and jumped up.

Jun Yusha opened her arms and rushed straight at Xiong into her arms.

"Ah~ You are heavy again."

"Yeah, yeah~"

Ah!
Salsa!My salsa!
Miss you!

Standing up straight at the bear man, with a body close to two meters shrunk, he rubbed and rubbed on Jun Yusha's face.

At this moment, the rain stopped and the clouds dispersed.

There is a rainbow running through the sky.

At this time, everyone in the car got down and looked at one person and one elf.

Hua Yuxi was very emotional, was that the strength of Sha Zhixiong just now?
Chen Yuan opened his mouth and looked at the straight bear in front of him. His mind was full of the data Sasha gave him, as well as her mouthful of "sick Shazhi bear" during the communication.

Really, you call that sick?

(End of this chapter)


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