(BL) I teleported again and now all demons want me!

The plot! The story! The setting! The characters! Give me a proper overview of the fucking isekai story!

"Got that? You crooked thing?"

Eric huffed and his body was on the verge of spitting fire and turning into a dragon to let hell rain upon this fucking world.

"Tsk, pesky human," the system spit but gave in. As fun as Eric's misfortune was to the system, if Eric broke here, then the system would miss out on the rest of Eric playing out the story and this would be such a shame.

"Here's the proper overview. The scum receives the mission to find the treasure of the legendary first king. The setting of this story is a medieval-like world like basically any other isekai story where magic exists. There are many people who want to find the treasure but only one person can. If the wrong person gets their hand on the treasure, the world will be destroyed. Of course, the villain's also one of the contenders. So, Scum MC is obviously the chosen one and on his journey to find the treasure, with many good friends defeats the villain and will become a good and loving king or is that the end?"

Eric read the description before he stumbled upon the last question. What's with that? Eric was stunned and took a while before... Fuck! Was the system doubting Eric?

"Well, the host has to defeat the villain by being touchy touchy. Will it be easy or will host get slaughtered first?"

"S-Slau-'' Eric cleared his throat. This system was definitely messing with him, "Tell me am I OP?"

"Yeah, MC is OP."

"Is Leon here?"

"Yes, he is."

"Where is he?"

"Pitiful host has to find out himself. Amazing system will leave now, host will be bound to touchy touchy system."

Of course, just when the system was decent and answered Eric, it pulled out an ass move like this.

"Adios, pitiful host. May your misfortune bring me joy!"

Eric's face blanked and he, very hard, endured the urge to curse out that shitty piece of AI!

Eric looked at the sky. The white, fluffy clouds passed by but Eric only sighed. He also wished he could lay in the grass and enjoy the day but of course not, because the next second another 'bing' appeared. Suddenly a screen interface appeared in Eric's vision.

List of points:

-normal touching awards 0.1 points

-hand holding- 0.5 P

-hugging- 1P

-leaving hickeys- 20 P

-kissing 50 P

-tongue kissing- 70 P

Stroking ***- 80P

-blowing action – 90P

-intercourse- 100 P

-doggy style- 110P

-against the wall- 100P

-on the floor- 110P

-various other positions- 110P

"Haha..." a long sigh escaped Eric's lips and with it his soul and his will to live. Then he prepared himself for the second outburst. 

FUCK! What the hell was this? Too explicit! Angry couldn't even describe how Eric felt. How to explain this raging, tormenting feeling inside of him?

His mission was to find the treasure and he got to fill his eyes with lewd words? Didn't it say 0P for other people and 100P for the villain? Why suddenly this unfair point distribution?

"Points can only be achieved with the villain. 2000 Points are needed to defeat the villain. Other people will award 0P," a mechanical voice appeared. At least this system seemed like one without any personality!

But 2000? 2000 fucking points? Didn't this mean he'd have to do it 20 times with the villain?

"Each time you have intercourse, each different position will award additional points, e.g. having intercourse awards you 100 P, doing it doggy style then gives you +110P, against the wall will give you another 110P, which means in total 320P. This is already very generous."

Generous? What about it was generous? Fuck your generous! Eric was ready to kill a man and stuff it into his system! There was no way he'd do it with someone and only 0.1p for touching? 20 0000 times of touching and then... fuck! Too horrible! Too unfair!

Eric was almost bald from ripping his hair out, but this wasn't the time to worry about it now. He needed to know where in the story he was. At the very beginning? If so, then it'd be a long-ass story and time before he could complete it!

"You're at the beginning but already found trusted allies. They're currently waiting for you at the magic academy."

Wow, how nice of this system, totally helpful.

"Mission: Find the treasure of the first legendary king."

So, Eric only now received the mission?

"It has been a month since you transmigrated. Despite being a scum, you're very popular due to your looks and skills."

"Oho," Eric liked what he was hearing, wasn't that basically him on earth? When he was the most successful editor and desired person? Either way, he had to get back to school and start the story as soon as possible. In the first place, what the hell was he doing in the middle of nowhere?

"Do I have to walk back? I don't even know where the school is," Eric was talking to himself but surprisingly the system answered, "No, you can fly."

"F-Fly?" Oh heaven goodness gracious YES!

Eric could really fly? Whose dream wasn't this? Himself flying was way better than being carried like a bag by someone like Fil.

"How do I fly?" with anticipation Eric looked at the wonderful free place that was all his to fly!

"Just imagine it and then all you need to do is to balance yourself in the air."

Ah, Eric could get used to it! A proper functional and tutorial system! Couldn't everything be so convenient? Well, Eric could already see all the readers complaining about plot convenience but who fucking cared? He had to endure this touchy-touchy mission, ok?

His life was more important than nagging readers trashing this story.

"Ok, so I have to imagine it," Eric closed his eyes and thought about being lifted in the air and "Woah!" his feet actually were swaying above the ground! However, balancing was hard.

Eric had nowhere to step onto.

"Just imagine, imagine..."

Eric imaged a board underneath him in the air he could step onto and voila he's done it! He was standing in the air! Wait, this isn't flying though.

"Just imagine to fly," was the only thing the system said. Hm, how do all those people in films fly? Oh yes, Eric rose in the air and then as if he was lying face down, at full speed charged through the sky!

"Wait! Too fast!"

Quick, Eric imagined slowing down but it wasn't working. What should he do...? A speedometer? Eric visualised one in his mind. The finger slowed down to 20km/h. "

Whew, this is easy."

"Cause you're the protagonist."

Tsk, could have just praised my innate talent. But well being the OP MC, it came naturally to Eric, how he should handle power. For example, imaging the board and speedometer also came naturally to him as if he had used it several times before. The power of the MC was too incredible.

"Can you show me a navi?"

"Yes," and then a map really appeared with Eric's location and where he had to go! Too convenient! This by far was Eric's favourite story! Every story should be character friendly as this one!

Eric moved the pointer to 70km/h and raced to the school. The distance was quite far but Eric covered it in less than an hour. From afar he could see the massive white treasure the magic academy was.

It was four buildings large with a large garden and campus, surrounded by a forest and with a fence where magic spread sparks. Each building was as tall and wide as a 20 store department.

"Wow," Eric couldn't help but marvel at this astounding elegant sight. As he flew over the fence, he saw several other students in blue uniforms flying around.

As Eric got close, he finally saw the transparent dome barrier that kept off intruders. But without fear Eric glided through it because that was what this body told him to do and as expected-

 [Recognition: Student Elas Maulan. Pass.]