NOVEL SIMPLE Melons and the true form
The spaceship continuously rocked dangerously but now, even though the captain was absent, they fired back. Eric gambled on the chance Lav was here and left the control room to find him and look around. It seemed no one bothered about his existence anyway!
He was basically air to them. This was a bit dissatisfying, Eric didn't know if it was good or bad, but it felt weird. Especially for an attention scum like him, that had all of earth's love surrounding him, being ignored like this felt alien.
Also, he was sure he wasn't invisible or some shit like this. Eric sighed and aimlessly walked around. The spaceship was huge and all around him people anxiously rushed from one end to the other while Eric was confused about the layout.
So, the control room was in the front while several hallways led to the sleeping quarters and- Boom- Eric's face was stuck in heaven.
W-What was going on? Why did his face feel like he was floating between two very soft bouncing cottons?
They felt so huge, Eric had a hard time freeing himself and almost suffocated. Just when he was about to escape these jelly mountains, suddenly he was pressed even deeper into this gap! Hole! Whatever tenderness and softness enveloped his skin and made him feel good.
Then—
"Howl!" a happy and cheerful female voice appeared. Howl? Eric finally managed to let his face breathe and looked up. He came face to face with a pretty girl. Wait- the place his face was stuck in...
Eric looked in front of him... were her boobs! Eric actually buried his face between her two big melons! What the hell! How did this happen? Was this woman huge or was Eric's face small? Why did she seem like a giant?
"Howl, are you afraid?" her sweet voice showed worry and Eric was even more perplexed. This girl seemed to be in her early adult years, around 18. Crystal clear blue eyes and blonde wavy hair. She looked gorgeous, especially in her tight uniform which obviously enhanced a certain part.
"Howl? What's wrong? Don't worry, Hans' definitely safe!" The girl gently hugged Eric and stroked his head.
Eric was continuously doomed to lay between melons he never got to feel this intimate in his life before.
Howl... Hans... why were these names so familiar?
Ah, wasn't Hans the MC and Howl was.
Howl was...
"..."
"..."
"..."
"!!!"
FUCK!
Howl was his damn pet dragon! Fuck, no wonder everything seemed so weird to Eric, this woman was fucking huge and no one bothered about Eric! He was a damn dragon! No wonder his view was halfway up in the air! He wasn't walking, he was flying the whole time! Eric finally felt the wings on his back, saw his tiny claws and sensed his dagron face!
He was a small, tiny dragon as large as a human's head! Not even a fully grown dragon! Eric wanted to cry! How was this fair? It wasn't! Out of everyone he could possess, it had to be a damn dragon! Yes, dragons were cool but! But! He was non-human meaning-
"Rawr!"
Yes, he couldn't speak.
Fuck, how was he supposed to edit this damned story in this form! It was that abomination system's doing! Definitely! Loving to see Eric's misfortune! Eric could die from rage! He was stuck as a pet! A pet! On top of everything! Hans better be fucking Lav!
But Lav that witch was nowhere to be found and judging by this girl's words, even in danger! Is this the start of the story? They were at the beginning, right?
But why was Hans separated from his pet? Eric wanted to ask but of course, he couldn't. Why?
You really need to fucking ask why? Because Eric's mouth could only make cutesy wannabe noises! Human language: impossible! Not acquired! You're an animal, don't think about acting like humans.
Damn wasn't this discrimination? Hey, animals can learn to speak as well! Look at parrots and then look at me! We're both flying animals! Birds! Right, dragons could be classified as birds, right? Fuck, just get me out of here!
Lost in his rage, Eric didn't even notice the girl tensing up.
"The attacks are getting worse. What are these fools doing? Can't they take care of mages?" she clicked her tongue and casually, with Eric still in her embrace, walked to the control room.
"Howl, don't be scared. I promise, I'll safely bring you to Hans. He's fine as well," the girl gently patted Eric who trembled like crazy.
"Poor Howl," she thought this cute dragon was frightened and didn't know that various R18- torture methods went through its head and incessant curses and slurs were spit. There was no cute dragon, only a scum catfish.
Hey, camera, roll! You caught that?
When they arrived at the cockpit after the girl took her sweet-ass time and let the spaceship be severely damaged, Eric woke up from his rage and his ears perked up. It looked very cute, however, no one had the time to appreciate this adorable scum dragon in the beautiful girl's arms. Once they saw the girl they rushed to her and said, "Captain, you're finally here, the situation's dire!"
Eric wanted to die even more! This girl was the captain? What the hell were you doing all this time to let things go out of control? Go and save us! If I die, I swear I'll make a deal with the devil system personally and have you teleported into the most gruesome stories!
"Really?" the girl simply cocked an eyebrow and elegantly yet gently fell onto the captain's chair. Lazily she looked out of the window while her voice conveyed she was pissed as fuck, "I was taking care of my grandfather yet you bunch are so useless? There are just some lousy mages! Get rid of them instantly!"
If we could, we wouldn't be struggling so much! The crew silently cried at their captain's words.
"Captain Eli, these wizards, aren't so easy. I'm afraid they're actually archmages."
"Oh?" Eli brushed her golden locks behind her ear. This might've been a stunning scene if the situation wasn't so dire. Eric, who was forced to be obedient on Eli's lap, cursed. No time to play model! If you're so confident, go and take care of them!
"Aright," Eli finally spoke, her head in her hands as she looked at the archmages in space attacking their ship.
"Get the warp ready," hearing their captain taking lead and was in control, the tensed crew breathed a sigh of relief.
"But captain, is it ok to warp? They've long tracked us and can-"
"Just warp. Put in these coordinates. It'll give us some time to counterattack. No matter what magic they use, they aren't faster than the speed of light," Eli narrowed her eyes and motioned everyone to heed her command, "Our ship can take a warp, no?"
There was a layer of threat and blame in her voice.
"You weren't so useless to get the whole ship damaged to that extent, right?"
"N-no of course not," the vice-captain, a middle-aged man, nervously answered and everyone quickly went to work.
Everyone knew how terrifying their captain was. One wrong word and their heads could roll off.
"Good, start and-" Eric didn't bother to hear. He only felt pity for all these people who were much older than Eli. Listening to a little girl... but for Eli to already be a captain at such a young age meant she was skilled and talented. But Eric had a feeling there was something else to her. Anyway, Eric didn't want to waste too much time here.
Eli was confident, so Eric was sure the plot wasn't cruel enough to have Howl die, what was a MC without their loyal pet companion? Rather than idling around here and watching tense the situation, Eric should rush to find Lav.
"Howl, it'll be fine. Cute baby, everything's fine," Eli noticed Eric squirting on her lap and thought he was uneasy, Eric grimaced.
'Who the hell are you calling a cute baby? Respect your elders!'
But Eric was in this pitiful form who was he to kid? Shaking Eli's hands off him, Eric gave her a 'hmph' as he flew out of her lap towards the entrance. Eli only sighed at Eric's spoiled nature and said, "Come back. It's dangerous." But Eric long flew out again.
How tiring it was not to be able to talk and be misunderstood 24/7. Poor animals being suffocated by humans' indulgent nature.
As Eric flew along the hallways, the spaceship continued to shake but the attacks have stopped. It seemed like they finally warped away but it was only a matter of time before these so-called archmages caught up.
Eric had a headache. It was hard to wrap his head around this sci-fi and magic collision. Oh, man.
But... at the end of the hallways, something caught Eric' eyes.