DxD: Matsuda!

Drunk Matsuda Strikes Back!



     "SONA DID WHAT!!!!!!!" Yup that was my inner-voice matching Rias pissed voice!

     "yup she said she will marry me right after you marry me.......She said it will bring both houses together as an indirect family.....And she will not go back on her decision....She also said if you go back on your word she will make sure everyone knows Rias Gremory backs out on her deals.....I got grabbed by the balls this time Rias, I am sorry." I just sadly bow to her.

     Rias just picks me up and kisses me then says,"Silly boy, this time you are just an innocent victim.....How could you know that Sona challenged devils to marry her if they were smarter than her....Plus I saw some signs of her looking at you with interest and I ignored them.....The only bright side is she is my friend....A husband snatching, friend but well you get it. Plus you're set to marry her Queen, so it was probably just fate!" Or a stupid drunk letter! But I smartly will not point this out....I just have to accept it, I already said yes....

     Rias just says,"Honestly I am surprised her parents accepted you without meeting first...for pure-blood devils, this is unheard of....Even my parents would not have said yes until they knew how special you were. However your fight with Riser did explode all over the Underworld. Well I am glad that her parents can see how special my brave Pawn is. If she would have tried to separate us, I could have just ignored her request.......You know if you feel forced we can challenge her into a rating game to end your promise to her. I know you don't want to be forced to be married too?!" She looks to see my expression.

     "As a man, I will not go back on my promise to Sona.....I also do not dislike her, I really do like kicking her ass in chess with her and her strict personality.....When it cracks to show her cute side it is nice......Um sorry I just meant, Sona is not a bad girl.....Just really, really, really, bad at cooking! My tummy will die if she is my girl...." Rias just laughs at me as she wipes my tears from the thought of eating salt.

     "Just remember which wife is the master of your soul OK! ha-ha and who is the one that will reap your soul ha-ha!" Rias just kisses me some more to make sure I know who loves me more....Jealous Rias is at least awesome in this respect!

     Akeno came back at that time and saw the two of us clinging together while I got my lap-pillow. She looked at me with mischief in her eyes and snickered,"Oh my you two look happy, did you figure everything out then? I do not think Sona will be a big issue......I do like those two very much....Plus my husband has enough love to go around!"

     Rias just sighs and says,"Yup husband will take on his responsibilities.....But we still outnumbered those two so it is all good! Oh and how was your new client? I heard she was a referral?"

     "Oh she was very cute, I was surprised about her request....You know your typical 'How can I make the boy I like fall for me?' request. So I made sure to give her a lot of help. I hope I am able to make her love work." Akeno just has this mischievous smile on her face, like she wants the world to burn!

     "Ah, is it that stupid samurai armor girl, confessing to the dude in full-plate armor? Those two are freaks!" I recall the episode where Rias and Issei get his first contract done in the show!

     "No dear, but those two are definitely funny! I can't wait to see what happens to them!!!!!" Akeno gets a lustful look on her face and I just say..."Bad, Akeno...You are being naughty again!" Rias just giggles at her silly queen squirming like a broken woman..........Little did I know she really did do something horribly bad.....like I can not undo it bad! Harems are the absolute worst!!!!!!

     Early Saturday afternoon after Asia did her holy duty of emptying my baby-making gun and making Grayfia proud, the two of us said good bye to my parents that returned and the others, then headed off.

     Asia said to me,"Matsuda, I did an extra good job for Grayfia, because Aika invited me over for a girls cosplay sleepover, I hope that is OK?" She is giving me pleading eyes saying she really wants to go, so I just kissed her and said,"Be safe and have fun!" Asia is just glowing with joy for the second time today...cough.

     The two of us arrived in the bowling alley lobby and the rest of the crew was here getting shoes and lanes....I see.....Yura, Issei, Kiba, Motohama, Aika, Saji, Katase and finally Murayama....

     Everyone waves us over and we all greet one another....Saji is getting super friendly with the single girls...well trying, the Ken-do girls do not seem interested ha-ha. Everyone is wearing their casual clothes so we look like a normal group of highschoolers. I am fuzzy on the memory's of this event...Were this many of us in the show?

     Aika is the host for this event and she says,"OK we have three lanes and here are the groups! Lane 1 will be Matsuda, Murayama, and Asia! Lane 2 will be Kiba, Katase, and Saji! Lane 3 will be for the two couples...Me, Motohama, Yura, and Issei.....Good luck everyone! Later we will all eat at the family restaurant, then finish off the night with KARAOKE!" Aika just throws her hand in the air like a pro entertainer....Honestly she is doing an awesome job at being a host!

     "Hello Asia and Matsuda, please take care of me!" Murayama greets us both with a cute blush. What the hell am I looking at here? She is wearing a super short navy-blue skirt with thigh high white socks, and a shoulder-less blouse like our school shirts, but with a matching navy blue collar. She is accented with friendship bracelets and normal jewelry, showing her youth. With her hair done up in youthful twin tails.....I have never seen her like this.....But there is something super wrong about her looking like this, and my heart aches a bit......

     Murayama looks like a young version of my wife from Earth 0! I never saw it before in school, but I realize she is 95% exactly like my late wife! How the hell have I not noticed before??? She sounds like her too.....I am not able to control my feelings right now.....I know she is not my wife....But when she is not a cartoon character but flesh and blood....I could not notice this even in my past life. I am brought out of my stupor by Asia and Murayama looking at me in concern, Asia just wiped the tear in my eye...So I quickly get my heart under control and said,"Ah, sorry Murayama you reminded me of a childhood crush I had in the past, and it reminded me I would not meet her again. So don't look concerned.....By the way you look fantastic!....That outfit suits you very well.....you will have lots of boys lining up for your heart!"

     "T-thank you very much Matsuda! And I know I will find the right man for me....he-he!" She just does one of those winks an Idol would do for her fans, Asia can tell I am back to normal but was curious about the moment of sadness in my eyes.

     Asia decided to wear loose pants and a normal t-shirt today knowing she will be bowling.....I of course keep stealing glances at Murayama. I know God did not reincarnate my wife right? I mean that would be impossible to have done that on purpose! No, I think I am just missing my past life a bit and I am reading into things...hell I still don't even know my wife's name and some details are fuzzy....Maybe this is why I wipe my memory's so I do not get confused like right now......

     "Alright you two lovely lady's, this is how the game is played......" So I explain to the girls the overview of bowling and how the strikes work and the like. Now it is time to guide them....I start with Asia and try helping her throw the ball......There is no hope for Asia....she can only throw gutter-balls, no really no matter how I help or how she does it...It is like the gutter sucks in her balls every-time...Asia is now the zero pin queen! Fortunately she was still very happy with this result....her optimism is blinding!

    Murayama however was quick to pick up the game, but I was yet again having issues inside, because every time I would stand and hold her to teach her the throwing....I could smell and feel her...and the sensation made me feel happy deep inside me...It was like the feeling of being on my first dates with my wife from my past life...Fortunately, I did not look sad or cry in front of the two. Her presence is confusing me.....I want to embrace this girl but I know she is not my wife...and I want to run and push her away. She is just a normal human after all....She does not belong to our world....Damn I will just stop thinking about This.

     Saji is now giving me the stink eye because out of the groups I have two cute girls at my side laughing and having a great time, while he has been shut down by Kat, and only has eyes for Kiba...fortunately Kiba handles her like a pro....Well he does do host contracts with hot milfs in need. Ya, Kiba satisfies his lust with them since he does not want love......Actually that is fucking sad!.....Who can I hook him up with for love....I accidentally made Tsubaki fall in love with me, and I think she was interested in him in the show....In like season three or four I think? Don't worry Kiba, if I can make a love connection for Motohama, getting you love will be a walk in the park! Pretty boys can just explode!

     We wrap up bowling and all walk to the restaurant for our early supper. They seem to avoid Saji, both Asia and Murayama held my elbow's to give him a clue they were not going to entertain him...gotta give him pros for trying thou.....Oh fuck has he Not heard about me and Sona yet? Mwahahahahahaha, now my dodge-ball revenge will come true!!!!!!!

     looks like both of my partners took the seats next to me, with Issei right across from me. The food was reasonable, but the girls at my side both insisted on having me try a bit of everything they ordered! OK, this made me blush a bit because Murayama is being a bit forward and pushy in a cute way...She will puff out her cheeks if I refuse anything but then get an Akeno smile if she wins....Asia just wanted to remind me his real wife was still next to him...but not in a jealous way but just a casual one...Why is she not getting mad at Murayama's antics? Oh that's right they are school friends.

     Later inside the Karaoke room rented for a large party.............................

     Currently the girls are looking for some songs to sing as a group while we ass hats just finished singing the intro to Dragon Boy Z! Then just to piss me off Saji horribly sings the opening to the Power Rangers to make fun of me...ha-ha good for you petty boy..wait till I show you my selfies with Sona to prove we are engaged!...Lets see how much you cry then, man whore!!!!!

     Asia and Aika chose their duet and they did pretty good, it was the opening to a magic girl show. Then Kiba and Issei did a duet...and Aika is taking a picture! Hot damn that is the end of your two! Murayama sang a pop song with yura and the two looked good together.....Damn when Murayama did a little leap with her back to me, I think I saw teddy-bear print lacy panties! Hot! She then gave Aika a bag and came to sit next to me while Asia was with Issei.....Nice to see Issei can finally just be her friend and not feel conflict in his heart about Asia....I think Issei is having more fun in this life?!

     Murayama leans against my arm and asks,"Are you feeling jealous? Asia loves you and she wont have feelings for him...." That is cute of her, she is trying to make me feel secure...but nope I am not....

     "No, I absolutely trust my lovers, I was just happy to see her making friends and having fun...She had a tough life growing up....So this makes my heart very happy!" I just smile at the two singing....

     "That is why all your girls love you Matsuda!......Your heart is incredible.............I just hope you can make some more room." It was so noisy that I did not hear her last words said softly....

     "OK, Kiba and Matsuda go get some ice and cups for our fruit-punch toast!" Aika started barking orders as she grabbed a big bottle from the bag Murayama brought in.

     At that moment as I got up I received three messages with picture attachments.....The first two witch did not surprise me too much now that I remember tomorrow is pool day, was Rias and Akeno in the same suits they wore in the anime.....But fuck it looks ten times better in real life!!!!! The third one was a nosebleed inducing picture of Xenovia wearing a micro bikini of black and gold!!!! Holy fuck she is screaming, she wants to impress me! I am happy....sadly I forgot about what happened with Aika and Murayama's punch.

     Kiba and I returned and set up the cups....Issei said he was sorry but he had an emergency at work so he had to leave early...Yura is staying however...Only I knew what he was going to find out with his regular, but Issei stayed for the toast......We all raised and toasted to a fun year and happiness for us all.......

     I drank all of my fruit punch in one go and it was really refreshing, so I had a few more.....I failed to notice the blushes on all our faces........

     Murayama pulled my arm and said,"Here this is the song I want you to sing with me! It is called [Can't help falling in love with you], It is an Elvis song.....Please?" She gives me puppy dog eyes and I just feel like I want to sing this with her......So the two of us go up and share a microphone...naturally we stand close. Then we sing....

     [♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ Wise men say..."Only fools rush in"...But I can't help...Falling in love with you...Shall I stay?...Would it be a sin...If I can't help...Falling in love with you?...Like a river flows...Surely to the sea...Darling, so it goes...Some things are meant to be...Take my hand...Take my whole life, too...For I can't help...Falling in love with you...Like a river flows...Surely to the sea...Darling, so it goes...Some things are meant to be...Take my hand...Take my whole life, too...For I can't help...Falling in love with you...For I can't help...Falling in love with you♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ ]

     I am crying while I sing....I just remembered....this was my wife's favorite song of all time.....Why do I feel dizzy.......and why is she looking so pretty right now?.............

     All I remember before blacking out was holding Murayama in my arms and kissing her deeply and her eyes were very happy?..................................


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