NOVEL SIMPLE Raynare and Matsuda’s first time!
Chapter 20
So it is Friday the day before the big date, and I am currently walking down the street with Yūma. And following right behind us are two really, really, really, depressed lackeys taking mental notes on how to pick up chicks. Sorry guys, I am teaching you the wrong things to do!
At that moment instead of holding Yūma's waist I grab her ass and say,"Yūma my dear make sure you are fully ready for our first date tomorrow, it is going to be a night you won't forget! Oh and tell your mom you might be late, or even better you'll be back in the morning! Now give The Great Me his well deserved goodbye kiss!" I actually am disgusted at this shit I am spouting.....
I would never treat Kala like this, but Raynare has no good intentions behind this. I know because my gear is constantly warning me of danger around her, it's super creepy!
On the flip side no matter what I do to Raynare she just smiles and obediently goes along with my bullshit. She is dedicated to her role, that's for damn sure. The other nice thing about what I did just now is the looks on Issei and Motohama are of devastation that I am doing what I am, and the girl is doing it with a smile, it's fake but she keeps it up!
After a hot sloppy two minute kiss in front of the two broken men, I smack her bottom and say,"Run along to school and be a good girlfriend!"
Oh shit! I just witnessed killing intent like in all those Chinese Wuxia novels!
She replied,"Oh sweetie, I would not miss our date for anything. I have so many good places to take you and my special private place! Love you! Bye and good-by Matsuda's friends!" She then walks off to who knows where, because it is not catholic school!
After a few moments........
"S-She said she was going to show y-you her special p-place!!!" Motohama mutter's in disbelieving jealousy. If he only knew it was for a fountain stabbing he would run!
Issei hands me his phone and says,"Please take my phone and when you're done, get me some titty shots! Then send me my phone Monday... (deep breath hear) ....I'll do anything you want!" I think I broke Issei!
I yell at him,"NO KISS AND TELL!"
Scooby-Doo flashes forward to a half hour before game time......................................................
So my master plan is to hope Rias gives me a summon pamphlet for insurance, but If I do not get one, I will cut my losses and bail on Raynare! I am not going to die to the starter boss, not like Issei did in the very first episode!
It's sad just thinking about that scene thinking of boobs at the end. No, the flyer is to see if Rias is noticing me. I do not intend to summon her, I will just go to the Occult Research Club after this, and get invited without pain and suffering! Bleeding out like a bitch is a sign of a bad protagonist! I am actually not afraid of Raynare due to being immune to her light attacks, so all I have to do is sink into the earth and run. I am a fucking genius!
Bat girl is fucking late! Damn when Raynare gets here I will say I gotta pee and then run! Don't care about looking like a pussy. I memorized 'The Art of War book'!
A cute voice brings me out of my fathomless stratagems, and look at who called me, FUCK YES! It's a bat girl!
She is trying to politely hand me the flyer and I snatch it fast and say,"Thanks for the coupon but my date is coming so scram, thanks!"
I am rushing her because in the show Yūma Amano shows up immediately after. Rias was sloppy in the timing! I forgot which pocket the flyer is supposed to go in?! Oh fuck? Well the back pocket wins!
At that moment, like anime magic,"Sorry I am late...."
I cut her off and said,"Damn I have been here for a half hour, you need to make it up to me!" Insert punch-able face here, bitch your killing intent is overwhelming before you even greeted me!
Of course some humiliation for my opponent is due. It will be a LONG TIME till sunset, so buckle up buttercup for the ride!
So let's see if I can make her stab me before sunset or will she bend over and take humiliation!? Hey Rias, if you're watching, am I a good devil!?
I won't go through all the mental abuse I put her through.....
I am actually willing to let her punch me one time, because I really worked her over! Yūma Amano's rage meter is currently over 9000! And here we are at the fountain at the park right where she and Issei were. She is super devoted to the details, she is secretary material!
After her stupid song and dance she whispered into my ear with such a cute smile,"Will you die for me Matsuda?"
I without pause say,"Fuck no! Plus you're too weak to kill me, also Azazel would hate it if you killed his family right?!" All according to plan!
She looks irritated and declares,"Well since you are related to him then you really need to die! I am here against orders, do you think I am stupid enough to leave loose ends?! NOW DIE!"
She instantly made four spears of light form and sneered,"Who is weak now!!!!!" I just let her weapons bounce off me and let my Sacred Gear manifest......
"If that's all you have it is all over for you Raynare!" I put my hands behind my back just daring her to shoot more, this is fun! I am too overpowered! This should make her run.......
"So it's true, you did kill Kalawarna! The priest found you in a video and placed you at the scene. That whore sold me out huh!" Raynare then smiled and I did not like that smile! My sacred gear was in super danger mode for some reason! I think I fucked up?!
Raynare flew up about fifteen feet and then hurled her [Feathers] at me by flapping both in my direction?!
I-I was too late to cast a barrier! I had never seen a fallen angel in the story do this and I was caught flatfooted! (A/N I linked the wiki down below about this.)
I look down at my body riddled with dagger-like feathers. At least twenty of them and lots of blood leaking out of me. I fell to my back looking up in the sky in horror of what just happened!
I had a friend from Earth zero, don't remember his name, but I now remember when we talked about this show at work, he told me about a wiki to read. I never did. I now really feel dumb......
At the moment Matsuda fell on his back with blood over his torso and legs, his Sacred Gear vanished.
Then Raynare laughed and said on her way out,"Who is weak now you little cocky bitch, have fun pissing and shitting yourself when you die of blood loss, thanks for the date asshole!" Then the bitch flew off. Wow she did not even stay to finish me off! Oh I see, dying alone is worse huh?
Thanks to my cognitive thinking, what should have felt like 10 minutes is now feeling like one hour. So many thoughts of how stupid I am, and why is my regeneration not strong enough to heal this, Wolverine would be like this aint shit punk!
I wish my wife would have told me fallen angels could do this, but she probably did not think I was dumb enough to face Raynare...
I am sorry my wife, unless help comes I am not going to be able to reunite. Oh and my poor parents and Precious, even my dipstick friends.
I do not know how to use the flyer! I thought it only needed blood, damn maybe bat girl was going to tell me how to use it and I pushed her away. I was too confident, what 'Great Me'..... Bullshit!!
That flyer is definitely loaded in blood and nothing, fuck me......
Sorry Big G, I messed up your gift of sending me here. Will I just go to yet another world? I do not feel good about transmigrating or reincarnating anymore. I think this is my last run, Big G......
I won't remember this moment anyway... You asked me to do one thing and I fucked it up... Why did you want me to give Rias's boobs a squiez for you anyway? She is kinda dumb as a box of rocks, but she was really cute... I think I would marry her if I had the chance... Plus I did not get to help Akeno or the nekomata sisters... I think what I hate the most is not seeing... my... favorite... maid... ever... Grayfia...
Matsuda's thoughts finally ended there and he slowly bleeds out, full of regrets, just as God said not to do in the beginning..........
Unknown to Matsuda, the moment he began thinking of Rias, a glowing magic symbol surrounded him. His wish was granted.........
Let's see if he can remove his regrets this time?
For those that did not like how Raynare killed Matsuda, this wiki info is what inspired his death!
