DxD: Matsuda!

     I am currently hiding at the bottom of the pool casting [Create Holy Water] to make a nasty bath for Riser's Queen. Yup I am a dick.....

     She hurt my girls really well in the show, so I am just being petty. I do not personally dislike her. I actually think she is super hot, and I am jealous she is Riser's woman. The feelings I have come from Earth zero. But me as Matsuda just sees a slut Queen of an ass hole!

     I know Riser in the show was a redeemable guy and everyone loves his sister Ravel, but to me they look down on the potential of the reincarnated devils. I hate pure-blood purists. If they had there way, they would take Grayfia away from me and use her as a fucking breeding stock! So ya I am a bit pissed at the Phenex blood advocates. It's like those Death-Eaters from Harry Potter led by a damn half breed, just hypocrites. I am sure I am being unfair here but that is just my current feelings.

     [Alright sweety I will start to wear her down like we planned, can you get a good peek up her dress dear?! Ufufu] Akeno is just giggling and not caring Rias can hear....

     "Yes my Lightning Goddess, I am currently waiting for that perfect moment. So give the viewers a good show of our hybrid angel of death! Oh and if you do a good job I will put you over my knee later and reward you!"

     Poor Kiba having to listen to this! But in the next moment I see Akeno just almost blow up Yubelluna's outfit, damn she hit her hard. Should be now!

     Yubelluna pulls out a vial of red liquid and holds it in her fingers and taunts Akeno,"Well Priestess of Thunder what I have here is your end. I have tricked you and I will make Riser very proud, thanks for the fun!"

     As she uncorked the vial and was about to bring it to her lips. A flash of golden light shot from beneath from the pool below. She noticed it was an arrow of light one would see fired from a bow, but what caused her to fear was the stinging pain of the light arrow and the fact her bottle was shattered and scattered!

     Then a figure flew up out of the water to hover in front of Akeno, flapping his two pairs of one gold and one black pair of bat-wings!

     "SATAN GOLD IS HERE! I heard a beautiful Woman needed rescuing, and I CAME!" Yes Issei this is my new slogan I am doing for you. Glad no one can see my face because I am red from embarrassment for saying such a fucking line!

     Akeno just tightfisted her legs together a bit, and is panting, damn! Yubelluna is looking confused about this TV show entrance like she is filming a kids show for the Underworld. And her inner thoughts were,'Why does it look like I am the bad guy? I should be the main female star!'

     "How dare this filthy woman show herself in front of the sexy Akeno and blemish her awesomeness! For this crime against all hotness I shall clean up your act! You second hand vixen!"

     At this point I outstretch my arms and create two holy light halos at each hand then swing my arms together in a double swing motion. The halos fly to grasp the wrist and ankles burning her skin in terrible pain, then I use my hand seals to raise my arms up then violently swing them down to the pool of holy water below....

     Like a puppet, poor Yubelluna was jerked violently down by the four rings straight into a holy bath!.....

     For a human it would be like being thrown into a vat of acid, damn that looks painful......

     After about one second we all heard the notification........

     [Riser's Queen has retired]

     I never get tired of hearing Grayfia's voice, she is my angel, well my devil angel!

     Akeno and I high-five, then I say,"Sorry mam, but my [Sexy Damsel in Distress!] signal has warned me to save yet another super hot lady! Take care, Satan Gold out! For I am COMING!"

     I then fly towards the new schoolhouse! I then heard an announcement from another fight that ended.....

     [Riser's 3rd, 4th, and 5th Pawns have retired.]

     This should mean he only has the hot Rook and the crappy three Pawns in the gym left? I always thought that Rook was cool.

     What I see when flying in is a pissed looking Riser standing like in the anime, then at the end I see three people Rias, Asia, and a foolish looking Jackie Chan knockoff, yes he is just drooling at Rias boobs. Sigh this guy!

     I then did a Super-hero drop there between the two fighting forces.....

     Thud Crack Crack Crack

     Damn I broke a lot of roof tiles, I lost a few points for a hard landing!

     "Satan Gold has COME! I heard a woman in ne-" And the pissed Riser Phenex just threw a fucking fireball into my face during my introduction. I am a bit pissed he broke my Monologue!

     "Roshi combine!" So Roshi grew into his turtle-form which I back-flipped to his back and then I cast a [Flame Shield] on the whole group to reduce Riser's fire damage. Fortunately it was minor damage I took from his fireball, thanks to becoming High-class strength I am fine.

     "You two beautiful women come to my embrace so I may protect you from this sex offender!"

     I then use light force to not harm the girls and send the two a rope to grab the girls waist and pull them in my arms on top of Roshi.

     "Riser demands to know who you are! How dare you touch my Rias!" Riser actually thinks I am an outsider that is interrupting......

     This is funny ha-ha!

     [Notification, Lord Riser Phenex, The one you are fighting is in fact Rias's Pawn]

     Grayfia, to protect the dignity of the rating game, had to clarify a possible argument he may try later.

     "So you're that low-class Pawn trash Rias has raised! Riser will do the Underworld a favor and 'accidentally' kill you!"

     He then throws another bigger fireball in my direction.

     "Roshi WATER BLIND!"

     I then use my [Sun Burst] to blind Riser, and oops my girls. While Roshi's water cannon helps to neutralize the incoming massive fireball.....

     As soon as Riser could see just a bit what entered his vision was.....

     A Holy Lightning infused punch, right in the fucking jaw, no block and everyone heard his jaw cave in!

     He staggered back into the small tower on the roof, he of course healed the injury, but it was slow to recover due to the holy element. His light tempering is impressive but It is nowhere near enough to easily shrug it off. It still stings him even when healed.

     "I, Satan Gold, a true Hero of the Underworld, will give you one chance to surrender. You just felt my strength, Lord Riser. I am afraid if we fight, you may not survive my full power!"

     I threw in some retarded Power Ranger movements that Grayfia enthusiastically taught me. I want to die from embarrassment, but my first fan might want an autograph later on her belly!

     "Riser is not intimidated by such a weak ability! Riser will have my Rias and Riser will kill you! You have overestimated yourself as a low class devil!" He then covers his fist in fire to brawl with me in a good fistfight!

     "Lord Riser, I gave you a chance so do not claim I bullied you later. I shall tell you why you're an Idiot, PROMOTION TO QUEEN!!!"

     Yes this was the last coherent thought Riser could make as I blurred into action......

     I used my illusion magic to blink in many places at one time like the spell that Kuroka used in her first battle with Issei. I just used high-speed movement and hit Riser multiple times with kicks and punches.....

     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack

     My Holy Lighting infused attacks were so fast, I was hitting him faster than his body could heal so he was in constant deformation. With his limbs and eyes constantly regenerating from holy pain, he just could not resist any of my strikes.....

     The Queen promotion and Balance Breaker together puts me at the entrance of Ultimate class in combat strength, Riser is good but not that good.

     You might think Riser would be done for right? No he can hold on for a while. I might even exhaust myself by hitting him. But there is a way to force his mind to break....

   A dirty anti-devil dick-move! I begin to recite passages from the Holy Bible, while I pummel him and attack his mind.....

     I was constantly yelling phrases like,“Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me, your rod and your staff, they comfort me”

     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack

     Rias and Asia also had to retreat away from the close battle due to also being affected by my rant. The further away the better. The phrases alone are not enough to kill a strong devil but it's like the worst hangover one can imagine with the feeling of a knife slicing the inside of your head. I am definitely a dick here!

     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack

      Just when I was about to take a break from my arms and legs going numb I heard........

     Weeping and crying from the lump of flesh on the ground in front of me I hear.......

     "I will retire, please just stop, sob, I will retire, sob, I will retire, stop it!" Wow I broke him he is not calling himself 'Riser' anymore...

     So that bastard did it on purpose! Can I hit him again for that?!

     [Lord Riser Phenex has retired, Rias Gremory has won the match!]

     I think I hear some pride in her voice. Is she proud of me or happy for the win?