DxD: Matsuda!

    So it is Sunday morning after breakfast, and I am in my living room talking with my parents and Precious, who is chewing a huge bone just going to town.

     I say to my folks,"So my student council Vice President, Tsubaki Shinra, a second year student, will be coming over in an hour for a tour of our garden and to have lunch with us. So I ask no, beg you, yes I meant you bastard dad, to be on your best behavior in front of her! She is a super serious no nonsense girl!"

     My dad grins, messing with me,"Is she as hot as that red head?!" Pervert fucking Master Roshi asks! Is he even listening to anything I say? (facepalm)

     Mother steps in,"Honey this is the fourth time you are telling us! Your father will be on the best behavior his limited brain can give, but I am excited to see the 'traditional beauty' that is coming." Is that an Akeno smile? Should I call Tsubaki? I have the runs and can't meet her!

     [Precious when the woman named Tsubaki comes, treat her like you do for  mom. If that jackass over there tries to touch her do the 'Sick Balls']

      I told her telepathically, and she said,[Yes Alpha!] Woof!

     Mother wearing nice clothing says,"OK we will use chopsticks today instead of forks, so she will feel more comfortable, and the food will be ready at one sharp, so keep her busy!" Damn she is just looking at the garden your not meeting your daughter in law for fuck sake, sigh! My family is broken!

     We all split up till she arrives, and I get dressed. I put on a dark yellow T-shirt to match my gold theme, like Issei's red shirt crap. When in Rome, I also wear black slacks with black high-tops. Yup I am rocking a casual pimp!

     [ding ding, front-door sfx]

     I then opened the door and froze, one minute later I was brought back with laughter from the front AND the back?!

     In front of me stands Tsubaki Shinra, wearing a pure white mid thigh summer sleeveless dress! She is holding her wide brimmed matching hat in her left hand while holding a gift bag in the other. She changed her frame color to violet to match her left eye.

     Why am I noticing all this? Because what I am seeing is impossible on Earth zero! PERFECTION!

     Woof [OK I will protect young mothers from old fathers. I am on it!] woof. And she sits in perfect obedience, showing off.

     My mother greets Tsubaki for me,"I am so sorry dear, it would seem you stunned my simple son! Welcome to our home we are Touji and Kyiomi Tanaka, it is wonderful to finally meet you." Why are you saying it like all I talk about is her, she is just a schoolmate!

     "You're too kind, I am Tsubaki Shinra, but please Mrs Tanaka just call me Tsubaki ''

     What the fuck! Where is the stiff ice block?! This doppelganger is smiling like little orphan Annie?! She is not ice but a warm sunny-day?

     "Please Tsubaki, just call us mom and dad, don't act like we are strangers! Son you said she was beautiful but you underplayed just how pretty she is!" Tsubaki just smiles and blushes for all the compliments.

     looks like I did die in the dream and Father stuck me in an alternate Earth! Yup, that's right it is a dream. I will just wake up to the clock and it will be yesterday, ha-ha!

     Tsubaki hands over her bag and says,"OK then mom and dad, I brought a greeting gift for you, please have it!" Damn my dad is crying happy tears? And mom has not been this happy since I brought home Precious.

     Tsubaki, reading the room, says,"I am excited to see the garden, Matsuda, thanks for having me over!" Please for the love of all that is right stop acting cute and warm huh no danger tingle, so she means it!

     "Sorry about that Tsubaki, I just caught the sun in my eyes there! Um, follow me." I then walked with her to the koi garden.

     If you are looking at the koi pond from the air, I had shaped it in an 8 shape with a wooden bridge over its center, and in the rocky water can be seen many white, orange, and gold koi. Naturally there are many shaped trees and rock formations in natural patterns that give you the tranquil feeling you would expect. But the thing I love the most is the bamboo water tapper, you see in old martial arts movies! Earth and Plant power is awesome for landscaping.

     I have recently given Tsubaki a bag of koi pellets to feed the fish. Damn will she fucking stop smiling. It is too nice to look at!

     Tsubaki asked me something odd,"Hey Matsuda, you do not have to answer this question, but before the first sign in at school, have you ever seen or known about me prior to that day?" Her eyes are squinting while examining my face..

     My eyes could not help but open wide. DOES SHE KNOW I AM A TRANSMIGRATE FUCK FUCK FUCK! My brain froze in terror at the repercussions of what she knows or I say.........

     Seeing my face she smiles and says,"Do not answer that question, your face tells me what I thought. BUT I want you to answer my next question truthfully. Before you met me in school what did you think of me?"

     Why does she look like she is anticipating my answer? OK brain think! She does not want to know about the Earth zero memories, just what I thought of her character. I can do that! It is time for more lemon-aid!

     I open my flood gates and tell her,"Beautiful, smart, strong, loyal, cold outside, and gentle inside. But, I hated what your family did to you, with all my heart." Damn I feel sad now.....

     "That's all I can tell you, sorry...." Those Five Principal clans are mostly trash! They ruined Akeno's life too!

     With a bigger smile than she came here with, she said,"Thank you for trusting me with this secret." Fuck I hope I am not blushing. Oh let's look at the koi!

     At one o'clock we find a family of four preparing to torment one Matsuda Tanaka... Andhe looks very confused!

     "Mom, I was wondering about something? When you were younger were you a pop idol? I think I may have seen some of your work when I was a child?" Tsubaki said with her nonstop smile?!

     Mom lights up and says,"You are a keeper, yes before I married this lug, that was in fact my career, I hope I was not too bad ha-ha."

     I am surprised and ask,"Mom why did you never tell me about that!" That would explain her elegance.

     Mom explains,"Sweetie, it was just something for fun! You were my real career! Tsubaki, try to keep him out of trouble dear!" Is my mother trying to get a daughter-in-law right now no no no!

     She tells her,"Yes mother, he is a handful at school that is for sure, but he is doing well academically! In fact, I or my friends can't come close to him. He is an education star!" Maybe I should just talk to dad? FUCK he is staring at her tits!

     Tsubaki picks up some food and puts it in front of me and says,"Here try this it is delicious, Matsuda, say ahhhhhh"

     She holds her chopstick with a piece of beef, and she is smiling like an angel, damn. My dad just gave me the 'you better fucking eat it or I will' look, so I open my mouth and do the ahhhhh shit! I am red as fuck. Both women are giggling and my dad is thumbs upping me...

     Woof [Good job Alpha now mount that bitch right here on the table. I can tell she is ready for puppy's!] woof, wink! She just fucking winked!

     Tsubaki has lost her marbles! Is this my fault? DID I break her? Oh wait! I just remembered, Big G said he was going to alter a certain devil's fate a bit or something like that! So that is why Tsubaki has noticed me in a good way.

     Now I totally get it! Thanks, Big G, she is a great girl. I just hope its not mind control. I know you would not do that to me. OK don't look a gift horse in the mouth and if she really wants it fuck it.....but I will only have these two girls Father...I cant handle more!!!!! I am so smart!

     Tsubaki bumped my shoulder with hers and asked,"Matsuda, can you walk me home today? I know a great coffee shop on the way and I want to treat you to it, OK?" Tsubaki like I can say no right now. OK, you're sly!

     With a proud look I say,"I would have even if you did not ask. Kuoh has some rough characters in the evening and I wont feel good till you are safely home" Who am I kidding she can kick my ass probably!

     My mother tells her,"Tsubaki here is my contact information. If you need anything, or you just want to visit, you can come by anytime even if Matsuda is out. This can be a second home for you if you like. Now you kids go have fun!" My mom and dad kick us out with overenthusiastic waves!

     Walking to the coffeehouse, Tsubaki interlocks her right arm around my left and slightly leans in and says,"I see why you said you hated my family. Your parents love you very much, and in one day they gave me more love and attention than my family ever did..." Damn my heart is hurting again.

     She continues,"Thank you for giving me such a hard time in the beginning. Looking back I see you just cared, and now I understand why you asked if I liked younger boys!" Tsubaki tightens her grip on my arm a bit. No I am not blushing, that is the sunset on my face!

     I softly tell her as we walk,"Whatever I can do to help with your sadness just tell me! If it is in my power I will do it! You are a good woman, and a good devil! ha-ha" Tsubaki smiles at my lame joke.

     So when Tsubaki wanted to take me for a drink, she failed to tell me we were sharing the same damn drink! When in Rome I guess........

     I guess I am a lucky bastard, thanks again Big G!

     Later we got to her large home. She told me that she shares it with Sona. She offered to bring me in to say hi to her, and I told her I would pass this time. I don't want to make a good night awkward.

     Tsubaki blushed and said,"You said you would do anything in your power to make me less sad right? Then kiss me goodbye!" Tsubaki closed her eyes while blushing...

     Damn cute! I feel like I am dreaming so I will just do it! After all, Big G went to all this trouble to bring us together right?! Plus I am not dense anime Issei!!!

     I pull her waist close and plant my lips on hers. At first I was just going slow to not scare her off, then I noticed... She fucking slipped in the tongue! Alright Tsubaki, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Barney Stinson, you're the best!

     15 minutes of make-out later...

     Damn devil body's! Tsubaki blushing parts and says,"See you tomorrow, and never use my last name again. Just Tsubaki, got it!"

     I say "Got it boss!" She then went inside and I stood there for ten minutes in the afterglow, then looked up to the sky and muttered,"I found her dear and you will like her, I hope!" Then I walked home with pep in my step!

     Inside Sona's mansion................................

     "So how did the day go?" Sona the evil fox pounced on her Queen!

     "Incredible! He confirmed he knew us before, at least, he said he could not say more. He even knew about my family and was pissed with them!" Tsubaki had turned red as hell!

     Sona, like a big sister asks,"So you accepted him and he likes you like I said he did right?"

     Tsubaki spun in place with a stupid smile and said,"YUP!!!!" We kissed forever out front!

     "Good thinking let's go watch the video!" The two girls watched the 30 minute video and saw... [15 minutes of censored makeout]... then... [10 minutes of stupid grin]... then the finisher... ["I found her dear and you will like her, I hope!]... Matsuda talking with his wife in Heaven about Tsubaki!

     Both girls had their hearts filled with sad-love arrows!