Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

After stopping the ape god from urinating everywhere, Wu Ye couldn't say anything when he saw that the ape god was suffocating and felt uncomfortable, so he motioned to the ape god to just water it under the roots of the tree.

Wu Ye took the bookcase and walked back to the cave and left. When the ape god saw Wu Ye walking away, he immediately continued to urinate into the pool, then took a container and filled the water in the pool and walked back to the cave.

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Wu Ye returned to his room, changed into dry clothes, washed his hands carefully, then opened the bookcase and picked up the thick letter with the fragrance of plum blossoms.

Wu Ye personally said:

Seeing words is like meeting each other, showing trust and comfort.

Wu Ye, you are a big bastard! I haven’t written to this hall master for so long. Grandpa Wu has been thinking about you, and I haven’t seen any news about you. You’d better stay in the mountains and don’t go back to Liyue Port! Grandpa Wu said there is no place for you in this family!

Did you know? The hall master recently asked Xiang Ling for advice on cooking. She agreed immediately. The first task is to ask me to go to the mountain to collect ingredients. There must be something new in this ingredient.

I think you will probably frown when you read this: Everything that flies in the sky, swims in the water, and runs on the ground has been tried by Xiangling. How can we innovate?

Hall Master, I am also worried. I walked around for a while with empty hands, and finally had to sit on a high branch, swinging my legs - well, here comes the wonderful trick.

Excellent ingredients are far away but right in front of you. This pine wood is solid, durable and full of fragrance. It will definitely be top-notch for roasting chicken!

Thoughts welled up like a spring, and the master of the hall immediately composed a poem.

The scenery in the mountains is good, with many trees and few mushrooms.

As long as friends come together, even if they only eat green grass.

Well, when I read it this way, it is smooth and fluent, but it still feels not as good as the poems written by Tao Yuanming.

Oh, right! I have great news to tell you. Your book "Chinese Language" is now a hot seller. It can be said that it has become popular in the entire Liyue Port. I go to the street and grab any passerby who will recite the article. As for the reason, there is no one except you. The book is good, and it seems to be related to Ning Guang.

Ningguang, you know, Tianquan Ningguang is rich; bright eyes are good at gazing, peach shy and apricot give way; eyes are sharp and ear is clear, everything is possible!

Hum, doesn't it sound powerful, but this hall master will definitely be more powerful than her in the future.

Also, the boss of Yamoxuan came to the yard once and saw that you were not there, so he wrote a letter and entrusted me to give it to you, so I also wrote a letter and asked Zhongli to give it to you as well.

Hmm...Are you tired of practicing in the mountains? If it is very hard, you must persist. Zhongli said that opportunities for teachings from immortals are rare, but they also correspond to hardships that ordinary people cannot bear.

If you really can't bear it, then go back to Liyue Port. It doesn't matter. As long as this hall master is here, I will protect you for the rest of your life...

Don't worry, Grandpa Wu. I go to Peach Blossom Alley every day, and he makes delicious food for me every day. As a result, I gained several pounds, which is really distressing.

But I still want to eat the crystal shrimp you made by yourself, and I also want to give you a taste of the pine wood roast chicken I made. There is a photo in the letter. I asked Xiang Ling to take it for me. Please remember to look at it.

Grandpa Wu misses you very much. You must remember to write a letter to him after receiving the letter.

me too.

Shun praising Qiu'an means praising Dongsui.

walnut.

May st.

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Wu Ye read the words carefully, word for word, and a smile unconsciously appeared at the corner of his mouth.

He took out the photo that was included in the letter. In the photo, Hu Tao's fair face was stained with a little black ash, like a little cat, making it even more cute.

She was seen holding up a golden roasted chicken skewered with pine wood and looking at the camera with a smile on her face, as if she was inviting herself to taste it.

......

He carefully preserved this letter for future reference.

He opened another thin letter.

Wu Ye Huijian:

I would like to thank you for your contribution to all the colleagues of Yamoxuan!

The "Yuwen" written by you made Yamoxuan famous and became famous all over the world.

Nowadays, customers come to Yamoxuan every day to read and buy books, and some even come from Xumi, Fontaine and Daozhu.

Please guess how much Yu's "Chinese Language" has been sold so far?

There are two million copies! Among them, 1.99 million copies are regular editions, and the remaining 10,000 copies are limited editions. The net profit from the regular edition book is 100 molas, while the net profit from the limited edition book after deducting various expenses is 980,000 molas per copy!

I thought you would be very happy after reading this letter. Not only did you get a generous reward, but the pen name "Wuzhe" was also spread far and wide. People often asked me: "Who is Wu Zhe?"

However, you have no worries, and the rest will not be revealed.

By the way, recently there was a person named "Li Zida" who claimed to be a student of Junmen. He set up a table outside the store and respectfully interpreted difficult articles for others. Although he has mastered several articles, he still attracts the attention of the audience, which should make Yamoxuan famous.

Yu Zhijun left this visitor in the snow, but new problems have entangled Yu Yin for a long time. Nowadays, the literacy of readers has been pampered by reading novels, so the number of readers has become increasingly rare. I want you to take the antidote to your troubles and write an abstract novel to heal the viewers.

Don't worry, no one will read it. Your name has become famous now, and even the book "White" has been sold by tens of thousands.

Therefore, as long as you are willing to put down your pen and devote yourself to Ya Mo Xuan, I will pay you 10 million molas as royalties!

I'm sorry for disturbing you with my additional words.

Chu ink is limited and I can't say all I want to say.

Li Sishu.

April 28th.

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"Pfft! Oops!"

True Lord Shayue Zhuyang spit out all the water. He pointed at the ape god angrily and cursed:

"You deserve to die! Ape God, you actually gave me a drink... I thought you had changed your gender and knew how to be grateful. Ahhh! I'm going to kill you..."

The moon turned into a stag and charged towards the ape god with its big horns.

"Hee hee hee, squeak squeak!"

The monkey god smiled happily, and then slipped out of the cave in no hurry.

Wu Ye heard the noise, put away his bookcase, walked out of the room, and saw this astonishing scene.

After all, True Monarch Cutting Moon and Building Yang was gentle by nature and the most stable among the immortals. So what shocking thing did the ape god do to True Monarch that caused True Monarch to run rampant like a mad cow?

"Zhenjun, what's wrong with you, Ape God?!"

No one answered Wu Ye's question, because Zhenjun had already chased the ape god outside the cave.

Wu Ye also ran out. When he got out of the cave, he found that Zhenjun rushed down the mountain. All the rocks along the way were smashed. You can see how angry he was.

"Squeak!"

Wu Ye heard a voice coming from behind him. He turned around and saw that it was the ape god who had dug a hole for himself and hid in it.

The ape god looked at Wu Ye's proud look, grinning widely, as if he was showing off his wit.

Wu Ye smiled helplessly, and then he noticed a roar in the sky. Was it thunder?

Wu Ye looked up and saw a big-antlered deer leaning down from the sky, carrying huge energy. Golden light condensed at the tip of its horns, spurting out, heading towards the place where the ape god was hiding.

Wu Ye reminded loudly:

"Ape God, open the cave!"