Genshin Impact: Zhongli discovered that he was stealing tributes at the beginning

In Wu Ye's room.

"Ow~"

"It's not good for you to offend anyone. Provoke honest people. Honest people are the cruelest when angry."

The ape god sat next to Wu Ye and howled in pain. Wu Ye only found it funny when he saw its nose and eyes were blue and swollen.

"Chirp!" The ape god pointed at the paper manuscript and pen in front of Wu Ye, "Chirp?"

"Oh, you're asking me what I want to do?"

The ape god nodded, looking curious.

"Write a book and give readers a strong dose of medicine. Oh! It should be poison. You have to treat them well."

Wu Ye answered with a cheerful smile. Ever since he read Li Sishu's letter, he had been relieved of the depression in his heart due to debt, while Hu Tao's letter made him smile and feel happy.

Therefore, facing Li Sishu's request, Wu Ye decided to spend some time writing the third book. He already had the idea.

Wu Ye gave the ape god a strange look, and then started writing.

The ape god didn't know why, so he scratched his head, took out the bird, reached out and picked up the fruit in the room and started to show off.

......

Some people's confessions are like the horn of charge, which will lead to immediate success; some people's confessions are like circus whistles, which will make people laugh as soon as they are blown.

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"Ape God, what did you go through before you fell in love with me?"

"Miha, giegie, I don't want to say it, but what I'm sure of is that I only like you now!"

"Pah!" Mihayu spanked the monkey god hard, "You have to call me daddy in bed! Tell me your love experience quickly, or I won't move!"

"Oh, oh, I know, daddy!"

......

Two and a half years ago.

"I like you! Snow leopard giegie, please date me!"

A female monkey from Hulao Mountain blushed and spoke to a snow leopard from Longji Snow Mountain.

"Sorry, Sister Ape God, you are a good animal, but I already have an animal I like, that pony named Pearl. And! Please call my name, Thimble!"

Hearing Thimble's answer, the female monkey named Ape God felt like she was in an ice cave, trembling all over and her eyes became dark, but she still managed a smile and replied:

"I know, snow leopard giegie..."

"Call me Thimble!"

......

Wu Ye looked happy and didn't notice at all that the ape god next to him was gritting his teeth as he saw that his whole body was exuding black energy.

"Ow!"

The ape god roared, then clenched his fist and swung it out.

......

"I'm knocking! The ape god misses Sarilang!"

Wu Ye yelled, then ran out of the cave with pen and paper in his arms, but he was caught by the ape god after just a few steps out.

"Hey! Ape God, don't worry! I really didn't think you could understand the words! Ahem, I understand. You want to say that you are a male monkey, not a female monkey, right? It doesn't matter! Just look at me. Write, there will definitely be a reversal later!”

Wu Ye looked at the ape god who was grabbing his collar, with veins raging all over his body, and said confidently.

So the ape god put Wu Ye down with doubts, and then motioned for him to continue writing.

One person and one monkey sit on the top of the mountain, one person writes a book and the other monkey reads a book.

Wu Ye continued to pick up the pen and wrote:

Continue to turn the hand of time back to three days ago. It was a sunny and windy day, when the ape god saw the thimble for the first time.

From a distance, the ape god saw a handsome snow leopard smoking a cigarette with an innocent smile. A lynx stood behind him. The snow leopard seemed to have stopped a man and a pony. The ape god couldn't hear the sound, but felt that they were having a friendly exchange. comminicate.

"Hello Pig, I want to test your horse."

"Who are you? Why do you say dirty words when you open your mouth? And don't call me a pig. My name is Sun Xiaocun, and this is my horse, named Pearl. Don't worry about it!"

"This is not a curse word, this is Tibetan! I say hello to you. Look at me, I look so handsome. Your horse is drooling."

"Liu Ru Niang! Try it again, where are you from?"

Sun Xiaocun said angrily, while Pearl on the side looked at Snow Leopard pretending to be affectionate.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch..."

When the lynx heard someone scolding its master, it immediately let out a deep roar and stared at Sun Xiaocun fiercely.

"Shut up, lynx! Treat your guests well," Snow Leopard shouted to stop lynx, and then walked up to Sun Xiaocun with a smile, "Hello, pig, my name is Thimble, and I was born to my mother."

"I am a pig, Ru Niang, who attacks the street. I knock on your whole family. Ru Niang has become a trend! You, the free-spirited Fei Wu, call you Ru Niang...you#\u0026￥#＊＊＊#!"

"Ouch! Ouch!"

"Shut up, lynx!" Thimble stopped the lynx again. "Lynx, can you understand what this animal friend is saying? Why can't I understand?"

Sun Xiaocun thought the thimble was teasing him, so he became anxious and took out his musket.

"Boom!"

Sun Xiaocun fired a bullet each at the thimble and the lynx. One shot killed the lynx, and the other shot broke the thimble's pipe.

Seeing the lynx dying, Thimble felt disappointed. It knelt down and cried bitterly, shouting:

"No! My fifth generation Rick! I've smoked it for so many years, why did you break it!!!"

The thimble picked up the broken cigarette poles one by one. Its eyes were red and it glared at Sun Xiaocun, who smiled coldly.

"Why are you yelling so loudly? Can your attitude be better?"

With that said, Sun Xiaocun quickly drew his gun and prepared to shoot the thimble, while Xiao Ma Zhenzhu watched the whole process indifferently.

"Snow leopard giegie! I'm here to save you!"

A sound came from far away. When Sun Xiaocun looked up, he was knocked to the ground by a black shadow. It was the ape god who came to the rescue. The ape god pressed Sun Xiaocun with his butt, and then couldn't help but fart.

"puff!"

Sun Xiaocun was stinked to death.

......

After the monkey god saw that his confession was rejected, he planned to find an opportunity to get rid of the pony Pearl, but then one day he discovered that the pony was actually a stallion, and it had always liked him.

Pony Pearl told the ape god, saying:

"In order to get close to you, I had to play tricks with the snow leopard thimble. I have to be tested by it every night. You see how pitiful I am. How about you stay with me."

After hearing this, the ape god felt a chill, and planned to run away from Thimble and Pearl in a hurry, but Thimble overheard their conversation. He thought that the pony had betrayed him, and the ape god was also at fault for seducing the pony.

So Thimble first poisoned the pony and killed it, and then the ape god was also poisoned. However, it was strong enough to hold on, and then walked in a direction in a daze, while Thimble followed sadly, intending to give it to the ape god. The greatest despair!

The ape god came to the beach in a daze, and a huge fish suddenly appeared.

"Hello, little baby, my name is Miha Yu. I think you feel unwell. I have some medicines that you can't take, such as pancakes, pan-fried fish with flavor, rice with fragrant wings, chicken with cilantro and phoenix... ..."

"My name is Ape God, save me..."

After saying that, the ape god fainted, and then the snow leopard Thimble came. It smiled coldly and wanted to go over and finish the ape god. Just as it was about to pounce, it was swallowed by the fish.

"What's wrong with you, Ape God?! How dare you hurt my baby!"

......

Wu Ye finally finished the book in a hurry due to pressure, but he decided to name it "The Ape God's Pre-Love Memories".

Wu Ye noticed the awe-inspiring killing intent beside him, and he looked at the ape god cautiously.

Its brows were furrowed, the veins on its forehead were obviously bulging, its face was flushed, its breathing was rapid and heavy, and the eyes looking at Wu Ye revealed a chilling ferocity.

Its teeth were clenched and its lower lip trembled slightly, as if it was trying its best to restrain the rage inside.

"Ouch?!"

The ape god seemed to be asking Wu Ye, where is the promised reversal?

Seeing this, Wu Ye quickly picked up the manuscript and turned it in the opposite direction in front of the ape god.

"Ape God, look, I'm not lying to you. Isn't this a reversal?"

"Oh ho!!! Ahhhhh!"

The ape god's figure skyrocketed, turning into a giant diamond ape, and punched Wu Ye with one punch! The huge fist came towards Wu Ye like a mountain, and the fierce wind of the fist almost made Wu Ye lose his balance.

"I can't stop it at all!"

Wu Ye shouted in his heart, but did not choose to surrender. He pulled out the "Deuce", then quickly cut off the white cloth of his robe, raised his right hand and waved the white cloth.

"Ape God, I was wrong! I will never do this again!"

The fist wind suddenly stopped, but the ape god still stopped his hand and transformed into an adult size again.

In the distance, a stag and a crane looked at a man and a monkey below.

"Liu Yun, why don't you let Shen He take Wu Ye down the mountain for training as soon as possible? I think his mental state is not right. A monkey like the Ape God who likes humans is going to be mad at him. If he continues like this... ..”

"Zieyue, it doesn't matter. I recently developed a lightning mechanism. If Wu Ye continues like this, I'll lock him in, and it will probably be normal to electrocute people. I can also check whether my mechanism is perfect. "

"You...just forget it."