I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"Hmph~ My old pig took something orally today!"

"Eldest brother brought me here to wait, but it's a real treat!"

Zhu Bajie and Drifting looked at the table with golden eyes.

It was the monkey who stopped the two of them, pointed to the high platform in the Sanqing Hall and asked:

"What kind of Bodhisattva is sitting on it?"

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "Brother, why don't you know this! The one in the middle is Yuanshi Tianzun, the one on the left is Lingbao Daojun, and the one on the right is Taishang Laojun!"

The monkey jumped on the high platform and pointed to the three statues, saying, "If we want to eat in peace, we have to look like this."

Zhu Bajie is a glutton, once he heard what the monkey said was reasonable, he was anxious to eat.

He hurriedly climbed up to the altar, put the mouth of Laojun down and said:

"Old official, you have done enough, let me sit down."

"Hey! You idiot, but you still have to be careful not to let the wind go!" The monkey said with Bajie's ear removed.

After that, Zhu Bajie was ordered to throw the statue of the Sanqing God to the "Place of Reincarnation of the Five Grains" on the other side of the side hall.

Little did they know, the actions of these three people were all seen by the Luck Golden Dragon hovering in the sky.

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===Chapter 1068 The monkey strikes first===

This move made the three thieves of the monkey eat their fill.

The three demon immortals didn't come to ask for any holy water, and everything passed so peacefully.

Around the third watch, the three monkey brothers left in a hurry.

The lucky golden dragon in the sky watched them leave, then turned to look at the bell tower in the inner palace.

The Golden Dragon of National Luck pointed at the huge faucet at the bell tower. Sun Wukong looked at him on the high platform, raised the wine glass in his hand, invited the Golden Dragon of National Luck, and drank it down in one gulp.

"Hmph! The fun has begun!"

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Early the next morning, Monk Tang approved the brocade cassock, the monkey brought the certificate of customs clearance, the monk Sha held the purple gold bowl, and Zhu Bajie took the nine-tin Zen stick.

The master and apprentice went to the front of Wufeng building four times and reported their names to the Huangmen official.

It is said that monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty came here to change Guanwen, please replay it.

The ambassador of the Pavilion Gate entered the court, bowed down on the golden steps, and said:

"There are four monks outside who say they learned from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty. They want to change Guan Wen, and they are waiting in front of the Wufeng Building."

After listening to the report, King Che Chi was silent for a while and turned his head to look at the inner barrier.

A figure behind the screen nodded.

The king said: "Come in, I'll see what's so special about the monks from the East."

The king promised to play, and the officials of the Huangmen announced the four Tang monks, masters and apprentices to His Royal Highness Jinluan.

The masters and apprentices lined up in front of the ranks, and they did not salute, but just handed Guan Wen to the king.

All the way to the Golden Palace, no one was surprised by the appearance of his master and apprentice.

The king unfolded the text and was about to read it, when he heard the officials from the Huangmen play: "The three national teachers are here."

The king hurriedly accepted Guan Wen, stepped down from the dragon seat, and set up a embroidered pier to greet the three national teachers.

Tang Monk and his disciples saw the behavior of the king, and they all said in their hearts: "You are a fool."

When the four of them looked back, they saw three Taoists coming from outside the hall.

The Taoist did not salute when he entered the Golden Luan Hall, but stood beside the king.

The king said: "The three national teachers, I have never invited you, why are you here today?"

Immortal Hu Li said: "Your Majesty, there is another matter about Poverty Dao that is about to start. Where did these four monks come from?"

"It was sent by the Great Tang Dynasty of the East to the west to learn scriptures, and they came here to change Guanwen." The king said.

Immortal Hu Li stared at Tang Monk and his disciples with staring eyes and said:

"Hmph! Pindao is here to find them!"

"Your Majesty doesn't know, yesterday outside the east gate, they killed a Taoist boy under my sect, and released those one hundred prisoners."

"Last night, I broke into the temple again, destroyed the holy statue of Sanqing, and even ate the offerings given by the emperor!"

"How can such demon monks allow them to leave!"

When the king heard this, he frowned and ordered the guards in front of the palace to arrest the four demon monks.

Then the monkey shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, calm down, the poor monk has something to play."

"He said that I killed a Taoist boy outside the city yesterday, but who knows who will prove it? Even if I admit it, one monk will pay for his life and let three go to learn scriptures."

"He also said that I released the prisoner, and there is no witness to this matter. Even if I pleaded guilty to this crime, I would only leave one more monk to accept the crime."

"He said that I destroyed the statue of Sanqing and made troubles in Sanqing Guanyu, which is hurting me again!"

"My master and apprentice are people from the eastern land. When we first arrived, the road was blocked. Why did we come to his temple at night to make trouble? And there is no proof, so it's not possible to frame him?"

The monkey was eloquent and denied it.

I don't know how his Monkey King cheated him, and he was so irresponsible.

Presumably, he became a Samana, and his personality was also influenced by the Samana.

The king looked around, but when he didn't see the judge, he saw Huangmenguan coming to report again.

"Your Majesty, there are many old folks listening to the announcement outside the door. But there is no rain this spring. Please ask the three Grand Masters to pray for a rain to benefit the people."

The king nodded, approved the request, and said to the Tang monk and his disciples:

"In the past, I punished those monks for praying for rain."

"Coincidentally, today I asked for rain again. If you can have a rain in autumn, then let your master and apprentice go away. If not, then you and the master and apprentice will be pushed to the execution ground, and the canonical punishment will be announced!"

The monkey laughed and said, "Praying for rain is nothing more than a small skill, so the little monk will pray for rain for you!"

The king nodded, and ordered people to set up the Wufeng Tower to watch the monk pray for rain in person.

It was indeed a monk begging for rain. The three national teachers did not mention the matter of praying for rain at all.

Monkey saw that the three national teachers were silent, thinking that they were not capable.

He danced up and down on the platform of praying for rain.

The matter of praying for rain later went very smoothly, and the monkeys did not use the magic trick of praying for rain and cloth fog.

He went straight to the sky and summoned the Dragon King to make rain in private.

"Boom!" There was a loud thunder.

"Crash!" Rain poured down.

"Hey! How! How! My old grandson's method of begging for rain!" The monkey smiled triumphantly.

I still don't forget to look at the disdainful gazes cast by the three demon masters.

On the Wufeng Tower, the king and the three national teachers watched the monkey begging for rain.

"Unexpectedly, this monkey has such a wide network of contacts. He doesn't need any Taoism at all, and all the gods and men are willing to drive him."

"Fortunately, I listened to the words of the Great Master, otherwise, would you and I have the reason to be invincible?"

"Hey! After all, the strength is not enough!"

Seeing the monkey playing tricks, the three demons knew that even if they competed for rain, they were no match for the monkey.

This Great Sage Equaling Heaven has a wide network of contacts, and with just one call, he has the Dragon King of the Four Seas, Fengpo Yushi, to drive him, how can they be compared with the three demon immortals and veterans.

But at this moment, outside the cloud nine, inside the Lingxiao Palace.

"It's already raining in Chiguo? Why didn't Wu Lei Daoshu come over?"

The Jade Emperor and the four great celestial masters gathered together. It should have been the three demons begging for rain and the monkeys making trouble today.

As a result, Che Chiguo didn't follow the routine.

"Your Majesty Qizuo, the monkey stepped on the altar first, and summoned Ao Guang and other gods to rain on him." Sa Shoujianzuo reported.

"Oh? It's interesting. These three demons have changed their temper? Or should they die?" Jade Emperor asked curiously.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I have checked the lifespan of the three demons..."

Xu Jingyang paused and said: "It was supposed to be the end of life today, an untimely death. But I don't know why it is shown in the book of life and death today that these three demons still have thousands of years of life span!"

When the Jade Emperor heard the words, his face was sullen: "Huh? Who tampered with the human book!"

Ge Xuan shook his fly whisk and said: "Your Majesty, no one has written anything about this experience."

"No one has touched it? Then how will the life expectancy change? Where is Cui Jue?" Jade Emperor asked again.

"Your Majesty, Cui Jue, has never been close to Ren Shu since that incident. As for why there is a change, I will guess..." Zhang Daoling and the other three looked at each other.

The four celestial masters said together: "Maybe the number of days has changed!"

"Number of days?" The Jade Emperor raised his eyes with a radiant light, as if he could see the long river of fate and time and space.

After a long while, the Jade Emperor said slowly: "This Journey to the West is supposed to be a number of days, why is the number of days a little blurry now?"

"What happened after that..." Zhang Daoling asked.

"It's business as usual."

The Jade Emperor's voice was erratic, and when the four celestial masters looked again, there was no Jade Emperor on the throne.

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===Chapter 1069 Guessing the Partition===

The monkey begged for rain successfully and danced excitedly.

Little did they know that the king and the three national teachers were just watching a monkey show.

After the monkey got off the stage, he yelled for the king to exchange customs clearance documents with them.

At this moment, the three national teachers came to plead again.

"Your Majesty, I have waited here to help the country and protect the country and the people. I have suffered for 20 years. Today, this monk is using mana, and he was caught and lost, ruining our reputation."

"Your Majesty forgives the crime of murder with just one rain, but it's not easy for us to violate the law of the country?"

"Your Majesty, please keep his Guan Wen, how about we brothers bet with him again?"

Immortal Hu Li really wanted to compete with the monkeys, and the matter of asking for rain was based on his connections, and the three of them were inferior to each other.

But if compared to others, the three of them still want to try, not to mention the support of the great master.

The three demons also want to compete with the monkey again in order to win.

The first move is to sit in meditation. Immortal Hu Li learned the method of showing the saint with one hand, but he didn't move a bit when he got on the high table.

Tang Seng has been sitting in meditation since he was a child, but he does have some monk skills.

This time was ordered by Monkey King, but neither Luli Daxian nor Yangli Daxian interfered.

The two of them competed for half an hour, and the monkey got out of its body and turned into a bug and bit Immortal Huli.

In fact, Immortal Huli just heard Xiao Chong's movement, so he turned somersault.

This time, Tang Seng won.

"Haha! You Taoist priest is useless. You dare to compete with my master in sitting meditation, but you have a headwind!" The monkey looked at the three demons with a teasing look.

The three demons were furious, but they caught a glimpse of Sun Wukong on the clock tower looking at him, so the three demons swallowed their anger and accepted the gamble.

In the second round, Daxian Luli and the monkey competed to "guess the piece on the clapboard".

The vermilion lacquered cabinet was placed in the Golden Luan Hall, and the king ordered the harem to hide a set of palace clothes in the cabinet, but it was the Shanhe Sheji jacket and the Qiankun Geography skirt.

Sure enough, the monkey turned into a bug again and flew into the cupboard. After a good set of palace clothes, it turned into a piece of tattered clothes.

The monkey came out of the closet and told Tang Seng what happened, and Tang Seng took a thousand steps to guess.

The Great Immortal Lu Li took a step forward and said: "I'll guess first. There is a piece of tatters in the cabinet!"