I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

When Immortal Lu Li opened his mouth, the king was startled.

He had been in a relationship with Immortal Lu Li before, and would put a set of palace clothes in, so why did the Master of the Three Kingdoms still make random guesses.

Looking at the side, Tang Seng and the monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth had already turned ugly and said nothing.

"You monk, why don't you guess? If you can't guess, just accept the crime obediently!" The Great Immortal Lu Li shouted at Tang Seng and the monkey.

"Yes...it's a piece of tattered waste." Tang Seng said Qiqiaiai.

"Haha!" The three demons laughed loudly.

"Hmph! Why can't you figure it out, so you have to imitate me?" Great Immortal Lu Li said with a cold snort.

"This!" Tang Seng had no choice but to look at the monkey.

The monkey also scratched its ears and cheeks, but it didn't expect that the Great Immortal Luli really had some skills.

"As the saying goes, two wins out of three rounds, so what if you win this one round, it's my master's turn to guess the next round!" the monkey argued.

"That's fine, I'll convince you!" said Immortal Lu Li.

"Ah! The three Qing families. This time they guessed wrong. It contained a set of palace clothes. It's okay, the monk can't guess it. No matter what, you are a tie." The king said with a sigh.

Then he asked someone to open the door of the cupboard to see, how could there be a coat of mountains and rivers, a skirt of heaven and earth and geography.

What was placed there was indeed a dilapidated clock!

"Presumptuous! Who put this thing!"

When the king saw that there was really no palace clothes but a broken bell, he immediately said angrily.

"Your Majesty, it was the concubine who put the Shanhe Sheji coat and the Qiankun geography skirt with her own hands! But somehow it became this thing!" Behind the dragon seat, the Empress of the Three Palaces said.

"The national teacher..."

The king looked at Immortal Luli a little displeased. He thought that Immortal Luli used tricks. Although he won, he lost face in the middle school.

The three demons bowed in unison: "Your Majesty, we will find out later."

After speaking, he turned his eyes to the clock tower.

The king was taken aback for a moment, thinking it was Monkey King's method, so he didn't say anything more.

"Even if the two national divisions won one game, let's call it the second game." The king said after judging the winner.

Immediately after the second cabinet was lifted up, the monkey tried again, but there was a peach inside.

Telling the matter to Tang Seng, Tang Seng hurried out of the shift and said: "The poor monk should guess first, there is a fairy peach in the cabinet."

There is no doubt that the one-to-one fight was a tie.

In the third round, there was indeed a Taoist boy in the cabinet.

The monkey turned into an old Taoist priest again, and went in to deceive the little Taoist boy, making him shave his bald head and become a little monk.

After the incident, he reported to Tang Seng to know.

"This is the last round, but who will guess first?" the king asked, looking at both sides.

"Then monk, you guess first!" said Lu Li Daxian, staring at Tang Seng with the corners of his mouth upturned.

Seeing his expression, Monkey King felt that something was wrong, but he didn't have time to think about it.

Here Tang Seng stepped forward and said, "It's a monk!"

The king turned his head to look at the three demon fairies, and the three demon fairies said in unison, "It's a little boy."

"Crunch!" As he said that, he saw the cabinet door open, and a little bald man came out.

"Haha! Master, we won!"

"Hmph! I won, I won, the elder brother is brilliant!"

"Brother is amazing!"

"Amitabha, Your Majesty, the poor monk has won, can you return the certificate of customs clearance?"

Tang Seng won the competition, his heart was high, and he said loudly to the king.

The king looked at the three national teachers with some embarrassment.

"Hmph! Don't be too happy!" The Great Immortal Lu Li sneered, and said to the little bald head:

"A monk or a Taoist priest?"

"Xiaodao, of course he is a Taoist priest." Xiaodaotong said.

"This..." The king was taken aback before he could speak, but he heard the monkey shouting:

"How can there be a Taoist priest with a bald head! Are you going to play tricks?"

It turned out that the monkey saw that the matter was going to be revealed, so he argued hastily.

At this moment, the little Taoist fell to his knees in front of the king and cried:

"Your Majesty Qizuo! Xiaodao was in the cabinet just now, and was threatened by that sleazy monk with a grumpy face."

"He said that if he didn't let Xiao Dao shave his head, he would kill Xiao Dao. Just like turning the palace clothes into a broken clock before, he also turned Xiao Dao into a stone."

"Xiaodao didn't dare to disobey, so he shaved his head to deceive the saints! Xiaodao is guilty, please punish him!"

As soon as the king heard this, he understood the cause and effect. It turned out that it was all monkeys who were playing tricks, and he was so angry that he asked the guards to arrest him.

The monkey became annoyed when he heard Xiaodao's narration, pulled out an iron rod and pointed at Xiaodao and said:

"You liar, little thief! How dare you slander my grandson!"

"Just now in the cabinet, my old Sun Mingming became a Taoist priest, how did you recognize me!"

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===Chapter 1070 Beheading and Digging Hearts into the Oil Pot===

This move is the monkey's self-defeating.

When the king heard that the monkey recognized him, he was furious.

With an order, the soldiers in front of the hall surrounded Tang monk and his disciples completely.

The monkey was about to fight out with the golden cudgel, Tang Seng saw that if the monkey wanted to make a big fuss, he would not be able to go well with Jin Luan, so he hurriedly pulled the monkey to stop him from acting up.

"I don't accept it! My old grandson refuses to accept it!" Pohou was held by Tang Seng, and he didn't dare to hurt him, so he could only drag his neck and shout.

"Why are you dissatisfied!" the king asked.

"In the two competitions just now, my master won the first sitting meditation match, so why should I win the second match if I lose! No matter what, it's a tie with one win and one loss!"

"This is your territory, do you still have to cheat!"

The monkey blushed, scratching its ears and scratching its cheeks.

"How can you be convinced!" The king said coldly, looking at Tang Seng and his apprentice.

"Your Majesty, right and left is a game where opponents meet good talents. My old grandson is going to compete with your three national masters again!" Sun Wukong shouted.

"What is real skill?" asked the king.

"My old grandson wants to compete with them in beheading and digging out his heart! Put the oil in the pot!" the monkey said with a somewhat ferocious face.

He can't stand the slightest bit of anger, he is obviously unreasonable, and he still wants to stir up three points.

The Three Yaoxians won a game against him, and he was going to take the lives of the Three Yaoxians.

Hearing what he said, the three national teachers here looked at each other with a look of astonishment in their eyes.

"The Great Master is actually right!"

"That's right! He said that he might compare himself to a monkey by beheading his head and digging out his heart, but it has come true!"

The three communicated with each other, and they admired Monkey King even more.

In fact, Sun Wukong just told them that it was possible to make such a comparison, but he didn't say that it was proposed by the monkey.

The three demons also have their own means, so they naturally agreed to the competition.

They got Sun Wukong's instructions, and they must be cautious in this fatal competition.

The king didn't want the three demons to be in danger. Tang Seng was just a monk passing by, and they had to live on after they left.

But without the three national teachers, Che Chiguo, the country's affairs were not far from falling apart.

"No wonder the Great Master said at that time that this group of Buddhist scriptures might destroy other countries. It seems that it is indeed the case!" The king completely understood what Sun Wukong meant.

King Che Chi is not stupid, he can lead such a huge country, so his vision is naturally very clear.

Although he didn't want the three national masters to compete, but the three demons insisted on having a match with the monkey, so they could only reluctantly prepare the venue.

While preparing the venue here, a young Taoist priest entered the palace with the token of the Great Master.

Behind him were two elite shooters from the hussar battalion.

Although there are thousands of soldiers in the front guard of the palace, they are only responsible for the security of the palace. In terms of skills, they are the elite hussars of Chechi Kingdom.

These two elite archers put their longbows on their backs and placed them in the venue where the competition will be held.

They were wearing the clothes of palace people, but no one noticed the existence of these two people.

The competition is just beginning, and the first game is to behead.

The monkey went first, and the executioner chopped off the monkey's head and got out of the way.

As soon as the monkey waved, the head flew back by itself.

"Hey! Great Master? It's your turn!" Monkey said to Immortal Hu Li with a playful smile.

Immortal Huli stepped forward and was also stabbed.

"Pfft!" The head fell to the ground and rolled out.

The Great Immortal Huli lost his head, and his mouth didn't bleed, so he yelled, "Come on!"

Then I saw that head tumbling and flying towards Immortal Hu Li.

The monkey hastily plucked out one of its hairs, exhaled fairy breath and called out: "Change!"

The fur was a yellow dog, and when he ran into the arena, he rushed over with the head of the Great Immortal Hu Li.

Seeing this situation, all the people present turned pale with shock, the king's heart trembled, and he called out: "Be careful!"

"Hey! This monster has more than enough to die for!" The monkey said with a cheerful smile.

The moment the yellow dog rushed past.

"Zheng!" came the sound of a bowstring.

"puff!"

But an arrow shot across everyone's heads like a shooting star, and hit the yellow dog directly.

"Aww~" The yellow dog fell to the ground with a scream, and disappeared when he looked again.

A small yellow door next to him stepped forward quickly, but picked up a monkey hair!

"Huh! Your Majesty! I am lucky to be poor!"

Immortal Huli withdrew his head and said to the king in a very sober manner.

Great Immortal Lu Li and Immortal Yang Li looked at the clock tower again with a grateful expression.

"Who was the stringer just now?" asked the king.

"The final general will see His Majesty, Qi Zuo Your Majesty will be the Captain of the Hussar Battalion Control String." A young general came forward and said with a big salute.

"Hussar battalion?"

The king was taken aback, isn't the hussar battalion stationed outside the city?How did you enter the city.

Then an official from the Huangmen came to whisper in his ear, the king understood, nodded and smiled and said: "The third rank of appreciating officials! Just listen and use by my side."

"The king! It was just a tie just now, and I will compete with the three national teachers again!" The monkey shouted unwillingly.

The king has already seen clearly that this is all a routine arranged by the great master, if the monkey wants to compare, then let him.

Another comparison is to dig out the heart and lungs, and it is still the monkey who goes first.

The king was horrified watching the monkey digging out his heart, so he had to watch it with force.

Then came the Great Immortal Lu Li to play.