I'm really immortal

Liu Changan and An Nuan separated outside the Orange Garden Community and bought a bottle of orange juice at a convenience store. It was cold and slightly sour in the mouth.

Compared with the two-dollar glass bottle, the ten-dollar bottle of orange juice seemed a bit luxurious, so Liu Changan slowly bit the straw and drank. The most annoying thing about An Nuan was that when he saw Liu Changan drinking the orange juice too slowly, he always wanted to grab it. his drink,

Liu Changan saw Han Zhizhi buying women's daily necessities in a convenience store. Han Zhizhi was a little embarrassed, but she didn't hide it. Instead, she pointed at the family planning supplies when the cashier wasn't paying attention.

I walked out of the convenience store without buying anything.

"I won't make an appointment." Liu Changan regretfully rejected Han Zhizhi.

"Bah, no wonder Nuan Nuan said you opened your mouth to flirt with girls!" Han Zhizhi scolded, "As a boy, you must cherish Nuan Nuan."

Liu Changan smiled. Of course he knew what Han Zhizhi meant at the beginning. He just felt that even if Han Zhizhi and An Nuan had a good relationship, it would not be her turn to talk to him about such things. How inappropriate...

Maybe it's my own thinking or a little serious? In fact, in today's daily conversations among boys and girls, these things are no longer taboo or shy.

"Okay." Liu Changan said perfunctorily and looked up at the infertility billboard not far away.

"Let's go, bye." Han Zhizhi waved her hands, looking very chic and lively.

Birds of a feather flock together, and Liu Changan feels that Han Zhizhi should be a good girl, because An Nuan is.

But why do I feel that there is pressure around me, or that I should be reminded that I should get closer to An Nuan?

These things and related behaviors should be natural. Liu Changan thought so and suddenly felt a little ashamed. He sped up and went home. While the vegetable market was not closed, he bought two pullets at once and returned home. He stuffed it into the carriage and presented it to the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother has something to eat, what will she have for dinner?

Liu Changan feels that in his long life, what to eat must be the question he thinks about most. However, this question is also quite creative and can make people work hard to come up with countless answers.

According to Liu Changan's experience, people who think about "what to eat" every day have better problem-solving abilities and stronger decisiveness.

I looked at the refrigerator and saw that there was some rice left before going out in the refrigerator. Let's eat fried rice.

Fried rice should originally be made from overnight rice, crushed into grains, beat a raw egg into the uncooked rice and stir evenly, then fry it with lard made by adding ginger and garlic during frying, and put it in the refrigerator The remaining vegetables are chopped and fried together, and a poached egg is added at the end. The fried rice is golden and fragrant every grain, and it is a qualified fried rice when every grain rolls in your mouth without being sticky.

After eating fried rice, Liu Changan received a message from Zhou Shuling, asking him if he was back and asking him for help with something.

Liu Changan went upstairs. It turned out that the homework was assigned by the kindergarten, and Zhou Shuling couldn't do it. As a newly graduated high school student, Liu Changan was naturally a symbol of erudition and versatility.

"Kindergartens are really sick nowadays. Part of the reason why parents send their children to kindergarten must be that they don't have time to take care of their children, or they are too busy with work... Kindergartens also give out a lot of weird homework. Isn't this causing trouble for parents? "Zhou Shuling said depressedly.

Zhou Dongdong nodded vigorously. Although he didn't fully understand, he felt that his mother was criticizing the kindergarten. This made Zhou Dongdong, who was often criticized in the kindergarten, very much agree.

"What's the homework today?" Liu Changan asked.

"Can you do the transformation of fruits and vegetables?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan expectantly. Zhou Shuling knew that Zhou Dongdong was not a particularly smart child, but children also have self-esteem. The homework she gave in school If it is too bad, it will lose face. In fact, these homeworks are assigned to parents, so Zhou Shuling has to take the responsibility of maintaining Zhou Dongdong's self-esteem.

"It's just using fruits and vegetables as materials to make small animals or something, right?" Liu Changan analyzed.

"Why is there such a difficult homework?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily. He was sure that the whole class would not be able to do it.

Zhou Dongdong's anger and opinions were of course ignored. Liu Changan went to her refrigerator and found two apples and a few finger-sized carrots, which Zhou Shuling sometimes used for breakfast.

"Be a puppy." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Okay, dogs are the cutest. I like dogs the most." Zhou Dongdong happily ran to the room and took out a puppy doll, but one of its ears was missing.

Seeing Liu Changan busy, Zhou Shuling smiled slightly and said, "Then I'll make you some midnight snack."

In the more traditional and normal thinking of people, asking for help requires more or less a gift in return. Liu Changan nodded and was not polite.

Liu Changan dug four holes into an apple. Zhou Dongdong stuffed all the apple meat he dug out into his mouth. Then under Liu Changan's command, he stuffed carrots into the holes, which was regarded as participation.

The next step was to peel the remaining apple into a dog-head shape. While Liu Changan was peeling, Zhou Dongdong picked up the peeled apple on the table and ate it, without wasting any of it.

"Okay, the apple will oxidize tomorrow, but it doesn't matter." Liu Changan fixed the dog's head on the apple's body with toothpicks.

"Awesome, so cute." Zhou Shuling walked out and took a look.

"This is the cutest dog in the world." Zhou Dongdong announced loudly.

Liu Changan watched cartoons with Zhou Dongdong in the living room for a while, and then went back after eating midnight snack.

He went to do coffin teaching as usual, and it seemed that since he was discovered last time, those who came to monitor him have not appeared in the community again.

I don’t know if the words he wrote on the telephone pole had any effect, but in short, if someone doesn’t take it seriously, Liu Changan will kill the chicken again to scare the monkeys. Since he has given himself a prestigious nickname and no one cares, isn’t that right? Very shameless?

The next morning, when Liu Changan got up and was about to buy chickens, Zhou Dongdong actually got up too. You know, he got up earlier than usual these days. After all, no one in the breakfast business was too lazy to sleep.

Zhou Dongdong held a long carrot in his hand, with two black beans embedded in a thick section of the carrot.

"What is this?" Liu Changan asked.

"elephant."

"Is this an elephant?" Liu Changan took the carrot and looked around.

"This is the trunk of the elephant, and this is the eye of the elephant." Zhou Dongdong thought this was very obvious, "Brother Chang'an, you idiot, doesn't even recognize the elephant."

Liu Changan nodded. It turned out that this was an elephant caught by Zhou Dongdong. It was normal for its body, limbs, and ears to be eaten.

"What about the dog?" Liu Changan remembered that this must have been some kind of fruit and vegetable transformation last night, probably done by Zhou Shuling for Zhou Dongdong.

"The dog disappeared." Zhou Dongdong said sadly, "The dog was originally placed in the refrigerator, but it disappeared for some reason. My mother said that it was eaten by me."

"It's not what you ate. Could it be that it ran away on its own?"

"Yes, the dog ran away."

"It ran into your belly."

"How do I know?"

Liu Changan stared at Zhou Dongdong, not knowing what she was trying to do.

Sorry, I was supposed to do the third update last night, but I ended up being so tired that I couldn't hold on even after drinking coffee, so I got up in the middle of the night and started coding.

Please give me a monthly pass. Zhou Dongdong hasn’t had a monthly pass for a long time.