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"And here, we witness the Twilight Corruptor, staying close to its larger and more formidable companion, as it recovers from the acidic strike of the fearsome Area Boss. This scene is a testament to the wonders of nature, showcasing a remarkable alliance between Dinosaur and Bat. Such partnerships are so ingrained in the natural order that they often go unnoticed in todays word." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 26.
"I...must decline to comment. My own self preservation instincts are not so flimsy." - David Attenburrow, unknown
"Here we see an amazing partnership between two of nature's most tightly-knit predators. The feeble bat, and the mighty dinosaur. The smaller of the two venture's within the burrow but - Oh! Yes! He's made it out...but not entirely unscathed!" - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 4
"W-what? I most certainly will not! ....I've my own copy at home, thank you." - David Attenburrow, unknown.
"Notice the patterns on the wings, just there. According to ancient folklore, it is widely believed that the larger the moon-like patterns on the bats wings...the more helpful they are said to be!" - David Attenburrow, unknown.
"And so the Bonejaw Crusher, weary from a long days work being the only member of the pack with any intellect, preens itself under a bit of well deserved attention from the rest of the community." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 21
"Through a clever quirk of biology, the Ash Wolf may, temporarily, ignite the fire hairs that project through it's undercoat. This wraps the predator in a short-lived, but intense, corona of flame. It uses this Special Trait both to hunt, and to impress drinking buddies." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 20
"Evolution. A simple, yet scarcely understood phenomenon. Here, we see the miracle unfold...from a safe distance, and well upwind, thankfully." - David Attenburrow, Day 24
"As day breaks, creatures begin to stir...even creatures that, strictly speaking, should not be awake during the day. However, when one has an armored lizard weighing in at several tons to perch upon...well, lets just say very few would dare disturb your nap." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 22
"While every creature on Earth is born with a 'fight or flight' instinct, some creatures by their very nature, tend to gravitate towards one over the other." David Attenburrow, Integration, unknown
"This artists representation helps we, the viewers, to understand what a creature currently experience the debilitating effects of the hallucinogen colloquially known as 'Gloom', may experience. I certainly don't envy them!" David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 4
"A safe source of both food and shelter, these sprawling, gnarled fruit trees are vanishingly rare in our world. Certain species have been known to prize the quick-growing, nutritious fruit above all others." David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 2.
"While some creatures may never be affected by celestial phenomena, the Twilight Corruptor is extremely sensitive to the position of stars. Some experts theorize they use them to navigate, though others maintain they simply enjoy gazing at shiny objects." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 22
"An uncommon, but effective defense mechanism. One would think, surely, that such volumes of Screeching would draw in predators...but, perhaps, they too are simply unwilling to be subjected to such painful noises." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 1.
"The greeting rituals of the Twilight Corruptor are not fully understood, but it is thought that this behavior expresses neutrality, and willingness to allow other creatures to approach." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 25
"This pose signifies that the bat is willing to share in it's kill, and the vocalizations indicate a level of contentment and curiosity." David Attenburrow, Integration, unknown.
"No, no! I've warned you once already-- *smacking sounds*. I'll not be smote for hubris today, nor any other day!" - David Attenburrow, REDACTED.
"...and sometimes, even the smallest of all creatures, may stop to simply enjoy the beauty of the flowers that grow wild in this dense mountain forest." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Unknown.
"These fruit trees, known only as 'The Best Fruit Ever' trees are highly prized by certain species. These species, when separated from them for long periods of time, have been known to pine over their absence." - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 2
"Oh, goodness. You know, one simply must wonder where it all comes from! The sheer volume of it-" - David Attenburrow, Integration, Day 24
"[15 entire seconds of posh British silence ensue as the narrator heroically maintains his compsure.]" - David Attenburrow, unknown out-takes reel
"Easy girl...give her time to wake up. That's it...." - David Attenburrow, Found Footage, unknown.
"As the sun sets on this remarkable journey, we are reminded of the delicate balance and intricate relationships that define our natural world. Each creature, from the smallest puffball engineer to the largest murdersaurus, plays a vital role in this intricate tapestry of life.
It is our privilege and responsibility to protect and cherish this wondrous planet.
Until next time, this is David Attenburrow, wishing you mad RNG, Fusion Tokens, and phat Boss drops."